it could have been better, but also could have been MUCH MUCH worse if not having Scott involved. I'm happy with what we got, the future ones should be longer and edgier tho.
yeah, it's faithful to the games while also being it's own thing. I love the set design, jim henson animatronics look perfect, Lillard was great, theres lots to love there.
>the future ones should be longer
you're an insane person
It was a decent runtime but yeah, give me 3 hours of fnaf/springtrap kino
>It was a decent runtime but yeah, give me 3 hours of fnaf/springtrap kino
keep it 90/100 minutes long, give matthew lillard more screentime and they have my money for FNAF 2
based. yeah, just personally I felt even though it was good I wanted more of it. give the scenes time to breathe, I think it feels like it rushes at parts. thats why I want them to not make it too short. I think now that the story is set up, they will definitely get more crazy with the next ones. I would like to see more flashback scenes and stuff like that of previous locations to flesh out the world and more action too. first one was a success so we're definitely getting more. I loved the movie tho for sure, was pog facing the whole way basically even more than I did during Mario.
Basically, there's an extended lore that doesn't really matter but allows for autistic children to have something to talk about because the game offers nothing besides simplistic gameplay. That's fine because that simplistic idea can easily translate into a movie where a guy/perhaps other people are stuck inside a place with killer robots where they have to survive through cunning and tension. However, the movie is literally just a boring ghost story that is all drawn from the lore that offers no excitement or engagement. They say "It's For The Fans" because, frankly, it could only be for people who care about things that aren't interesting to see or hear on a screen. What they made amounts to zero sum watching experience with the possibility of negatives when it comes to the cartoonishly unrealistic subplot involving the aunt who brings nothing to the table except embarrassment. It's a horror movie for children, actual kids, as it goes out of its fricking way not to upset anyone. The movie is fricking wretched.
There's this story running under the whole series about how the animatronics are possessed by the vengeful spirits of children who were murdered by a former security guard. One of those things where it's fed to the player over bits and pieces that are hidden so there's a whole hedge industry in the fanbase around piecing it all together.
It's kind of sad how they don't even bother watching anything new anymore. That intro sequence where they reveal they basically haven't seen anything is just depressing given how HiTB was in the past.
I think it'd be fun if they did a review of Mission Impossible, I don't think that movie was a masterpiece but I like their show so why not. And if they're not gonna review bigger movies, at least do smaller ones like they didn't do Banshees of Inisherin.
>bring up madam web >they say it will be shit because it has sexy women
Why are they like this, this movie needs to be a huge success to show we want hot women again.
Look at the way Jay's body language rapidly closes off when Mike keeps repetitively mocking neglectful parents, and Jay's forced laughter steeply wanes in effort with each renewal... touched a nerve?
Probably because most movies now are shit. Fast X? Saw 10? The Marvels? Blue Beatle? If I could get away with not having to watch this ENDLESS TRASH and still pull in 500,000 to a million views per vid, I’d be arrogant too.
Don’t forget such relevant game tie in movies as Dungeons and Dragons: The Black Crystal or whatever and Gran Turismo. A video game on it’s 8th? installment but, hasn’t been relevant in over 15 years. ENDLESS TRASH
The movie is about a mixed mutt kid who plays racing video games trying and succeeding to get into the IRL Grand Prix, where he’s better than the real racers because video games. ENDLESS TRASH
Jack was the most natural fit for RLM I think. Mack jives with them but he has some annoying ticks. Max was like a make-a-wish fan who got to meet his idols only to embarrass himself and everyone.
This! Jack was great, a very funny and talented "foil" for (*ugh*) Mike. He'd really grown on me lately, especially in the Star Wars Holiday Special (Part 1) and the most recent Halloween BotW, which he saved with his "Drunk Jack" persona.
Why do you still watch these homosexuals? They aren't even good friend simulators, they don't watch the movies they're supposed to, and they're massive cucks.
I like how Jay barely posts on twitter and when he does, it's just random movie thoughts or a picture of his cat once a year so these two screenshots are literally the only thing you can post to try and make him look cringey.
I really hope Jay will wanna talk about Skinamarink on the next segment. I doubt it'll be brought up but it'd be neat. As decisive as a movie as it is I feel it would spark some interesting insight. To this day I'm not sure if I loved it or if it filtered me. I'm assuming that's probably a good thing overall
What's with the trend of horror movies having moronic kiddy-sounding names? >Skinamarink >Bye bye man >Babadook >PeepeePoopoo Man >Shiggy Diggy Doo >Shidded and Farded >Tendies in my Tummy
You're not a real moron either but you play a great one in this thread.
5 months ago
Anonymous
i guarantee you i am smarter than you. ever independently solved wilson's theorem? or done the usa today crossword in under six minutes? didn't think so
5 months ago
Anonymous
Have you tried capitalization?
5 months ago
Anonymous
for what purpose? are you illiterate?
5 months ago
Anonymous
this guys right. capitalization is pretty gay
5 months ago
Anonymous
You missed your period.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I think you're afraid. Afraid of the big letters. Because they make you feel small. So small. Like a mouse. How do you feel now little mouse man? Would you like a bit of cheese itty bitty mouse man? Because that's what you are now.
5 months ago
Anonymous
this tiny mouse dick was inside your mom last night big guy
5 months ago
Anonymous
We're brothers, idiot.
5 months ago
Anonymous
still hit
5 months ago
Anonymous
The people at the funeral home was very mad.
5 months ago
Anonymous
the spiritually unfulfilled often lash out at true love plus your mom squirted all over the place
5 months ago
Anonymous
No, your mom squirted all over the place. But that might be the maggots being crushed against your mouse schlong.
5 months ago
Anonymous
stop replying to me
5 months ago
Anonymous
Okay.
5 months ago
Anonymous
thanks
5 months ago
Anonymous
You're welcome.
5 months ago
Anonymous
favorite guest? i used to dislike the fat guy with the beard but he's been growing on me. the main guys try too hard to be goofy and their obese friend is lot more measured and thoughtful and tries to actually talk about movies and behind-the-scenes.
favorite ep?
5 months ago
Anonymous
That picture is fake. They never shot kittens out of Berettas in the original Matrix movie.
He always shits on outlandish based in a true story movies initialy but then loves them when he gives them a shot, he did the same with the Winchester and Anabelle movies.
I almost never finish BotW episodes now. The junka shit makes for such dull viewing when the tapes aren't hand-picked so it's just a bunch of just boring tapes that they can't even think of jokes to make outside of Mike's "old people funny"
I had a dream once that I was at the studio while they were filming a BotW and it was awkward because it was clear they didn't really want me there. They reluctantly let me sit in on watching the movies but made it clear I wouldn't be participating in the discussion because apparently I was a guest before and was really bad at it.
I had a similar dream where I was hanging out with a different group of youtubers and I was teaching them calculus lol. I hadn't even watched them for years at that point.
When was the last time they made a REAL movie. Not some intentional so bad it's good Space Cop shit show. Like have they ever put their film school diplomas to ANY use?
When I watch their videos I like the pause the video and then give my own opinion out loud while they are discussing a movie so it feels like I am taking part in the discussion.
These guys have the shittiest taste. I fricking knew mike would love Talk to Me. The most average shit makes this homosexual cream he's like a gay film school teacher
>and all they did was talk about rewriting the movie
That’s all Mike Stoklasa does in every video now. It is quite sad and cringe how much he wishes he was an actual writer/director.
>Jay has never seen Raging Bull
nobody has. nobody has ever seen a scorsese flick except for goodfellas, maybe taxi driver. he's the most overrated of the boomer auteurs
I just can't stomach them anymore.
Every other word of their mouth is something about racism, sexism, toxic, white people, republicans, maga hats, trump, pervert, creepy, capitalism, etc etc
God how do liberals live their lives seeing every molecule and electron as toxic, racist, and/or sexist? What a miserable way to live
>screech about women, sexuality, romance, etc for an hour in every one of your 500 videos >"movies have lesss romance and sex, everything is platonic"
uhhh, not that they caused it because they dont, but why is jay acting surprised about this? is there not a quark of self-awareness in him?
Jay pretends to have seen Saw and he doesn't like torture porn and thinks the first Saw is like Hostel or the later Saw movies with more emphasis on the traps.
>posting
in a basket weaving thread
Dafuq bro?
Shut up, RLM is a Cinemaphile topic.
what's going on here? is she going to frick those dogs and upload it on the Internet?
The filler episodes of Sailor Moon got pretty weird.
this guy keeps making this exact same post in every thread from his mobile telephone, disregard him
>haha we don't watch movies on our movie review channels ahahahaha
Okay
This video is almost an hour of them talking about movies they've watched.
Anons just want to throw random insults, what else is new
6 years ago people were whining that they only reviewed comic book movies and now people are complaining that they aren't watching them
Yeah, it's a good bit.
you'd have to have a mental disorder to watch the crap pumped out of Hollywood these days
Did you morons not watch the first 3 fricking minutes of the video?
Troon out so that you never have a chance to reproduce.
Did you not watch the following 47 minutes?
Troon out
Is that your callsign or something?
Okay, that was funny, you're alright
>14 seconds ago
notification gang gang
IT'S UP IT'S UP!
OH GOD YESSS, I'M GONNA BUST!
>jay talking about FNAF lore
finally, i was waiting for this moment. shame the movie was fricking awful
it could have been better, but also could have been MUCH MUCH worse if not having Scott involved. I'm happy with what we got, the future ones should be longer and edgier tho.
Never played the game and me and my friend thought it was passable
yeah, it's faithful to the games while also being it's own thing. I love the set design, jim henson animatronics look perfect, Lillard was great, theres lots to love there.
It was a decent runtime but yeah, give me 3 hours of fnaf/springtrap kino
>It was a decent runtime but yeah, give me 3 hours of fnaf/springtrap kino
keep it 90/100 minutes long, give matthew lillard more screentime and they have my money for FNAF 2
based. yeah, just personally I felt even though it was good I wanted more of it. give the scenes time to breathe, I think it feels like it rushes at parts. thats why I want them to not make it too short. I think now that the story is set up, they will definitely get more crazy with the next ones. I would like to see more flashback scenes and stuff like that of previous locations to flesh out the world and more action too. first one was a success so we're definitely getting more. I loved the movie tho for sure, was pog facing the whole way basically even more than I did during Mario.
>the future ones should be longer
you're an insane person
FNAF has lore? IIRC you're a guard in a restaurant with robots
story goes pants-on moronic after the first game but the premise itself is neat
i never played the vidya and even i know about the lore
Basically, there's an extended lore that doesn't really matter but allows for autistic children to have something to talk about because the game offers nothing besides simplistic gameplay. That's fine because that simplistic idea can easily translate into a movie where a guy/perhaps other people are stuck inside a place with killer robots where they have to survive through cunning and tension. However, the movie is literally just a boring ghost story that is all drawn from the lore that offers no excitement or engagement. They say "It's For The Fans" because, frankly, it could only be for people who care about things that aren't interesting to see or hear on a screen. What they made amounts to zero sum watching experience with the possibility of negatives when it comes to the cartoonishly unrealistic subplot involving the aunt who brings nothing to the table except embarrassment. It's a horror movie for children, actual kids, as it goes out of its fricking way not to upset anyone. The movie is fricking wretched.
I will now watch your slop.
There's this story running under the whole series about how the animatronics are possessed by the vengeful spirits of children who were murdered by a former security guard. One of those things where it's fed to the player over bits and pieces that are hidden so there's a whole hedge industry in the fanbase around piecing it all together.
The guard only killed the ugly children.
Ethically neutral at worst
It was decent, better than Scream 6 at least.
CREED 3 AND BEAU
I CANT WAIT TO SEE them give beau its come uppins.
The beginning was solid the rest was shit aster needs to be reigned in
Do they discuss the new BLACKEDRAW?
That's in part 2
They did on Colin's podcast with his wife
Thanks I won't watch the thing you're advertising.
There have only been 9 half in the bags this year not including catch-ups
>wow they broke the mold of youtubers making shitty movie
- Jay Bauman, of spacecop fame
IDGAF that they were self aware
Hol' up. There was a Creed 2 and 3?
Who the frick even watches these films? How are they still being made?
>I don't watch these movies therefore no one does.
Lmao you can't even write you had to delete your previous post lol
and still won the argument against your moronic ass
Hardly an argument
Black people do, these movies were done to empower them since society at large keeps them down.
>rich's dick the birthday boy photo could have been in the FNAF movie
what the frick
> Rich's dick could have been in the fnaf movie
kino
>neither Mike nor Jay has seen Raging Bull (1980, dir. Martin Scorsese)
These two are criticizing other people's movies?
>they haven't consoomed product?
>wow, how embarrassing
>they haven't consumed one of the greatest pieces of art ever made? BETTER DEFEND MY HEROES
>people who made a career off of consuming movies didn't consume a famous movie
Yes, anon. It is a strange thing.
it shows that they dont care about movies that much
They've pretty much hit it big with that Plinkette shit at the right time and have been coasting.
Is it just a running joke now that they don't actually watch movies?
Why not just cancel HitB then?
>don't actually watch movies
they talk about tens of movies in the linked video
Somebody cut Jay's hair off, it's making me uncomfortable
Aroused?
Perhaps
It's kind of sad how they don't even bother watching anything new anymore. That intro sequence where they reveal they basically haven't seen anything is just depressing given how HiTB was in the past.
I think it'd be fun if they did a review of Mission Impossible, I don't think that movie was a masterpiece but I like their show so why not. And if they're not gonna review bigger movies, at least do smaller ones like they didn't do Banshees of Inisherin.
Creed's (Formerly Chuck's)
why does it feel like they don't shit on movies as hard as they used to?
>So Jay how'd you like it?
>It was alright, ehh
>yeah same here, it's alright
I want them to review more bad movies and do Plinketts again. like the Jack and Jill review.
Less passion.
It's called getting old.
there hasn't been a shitty movie worth shitting on, there are shitty movies but it's more of the same, they review movies that are worth talking about
Fewer amazing movies to praise.
Fewer appalling movies to tear apart.
Everything has settled into a bland 'meh'.
They tore nutrek a new one, what are you on about?
Jay, of course, got filtered by Beau
>fnaf should've been like every other horror movie
jesus
>bring up madam web
>they say it will be shit because it has sexy women
Why are they like this, this movie needs to be a huge success to show we want hot women again.
stop making shit up, they said it will be shit because Spider-Man isn't in it and every other Sony movie like it has been shit
Doesn't change what I said.
Bruh she ain't gonna frick you
>bring up real comment from an RLM video
>add your own imaginary thing that they didn't actually say or even imply
Why are you like this?
>Mike finally apologizing for his racist behaviour in the past at 50:24
Holy based. Chuds on suicide squad rn
>mike shitting on MAGA hats
ITS FRICKIN G OVER
Mike Third Reich Stoklasa would never
RLM has fallen...
Mwa hahaha
Now the white race is doom
>no The Batman review
Not watching.
part 2 soon
But they watched FNAF!
>they actually complain that fans demand too much of them
LOL
O
L
Dude making 2 youtube videos a month between 3 to 6 people is just too much work, a civilian like you wouldn't get it.
>2 youtube videos a month
They usually put out at least 4
>between 3 to 6 people
Mike, Jay and Rich are the only employees and Mike and Jay do all the editing.
>Leave my friends alone!
I get it.
Remember this?
Jay looks so fricking tiny in that video.
it actually is, you sarcastic twat. Compare the quality of their content to others and you'll realize it.
>the quality of their content
Notice how you didn't mention any other artists close to their level?
>artists
>the quality
Lmao fricking fanboy
Look at the way Jay's body language rapidly closes off when Mike keeps repetitively mocking neglectful parents, and Jay's forced laughter steeply wanes in effort with each renewal... touched a nerve?
>autism
I think Mike would've unironically loved The Pope's Exorcist
>I've never seen Raging Bull
I thought Jay liked movies like First Reformed and Taxi Driver. It's weird he never saw Raging Bull.
Maybe he doesn't like boxing
He reviewed Creed 3 you dolt
Jay's the definition of a filthy pseudo.
>stoklasa dominated.webm
why can't i upload it, I wanted to show you hwat he is doing all days
No way
Here, fren.
is that really him?
The "Dune" title wasn't enough of a giveaway?
wtf are you serious?
>anons actually licking the cum off of Mike's dick ITT
Why are they so arrogant about not having watched movies?
idk, but they've been living up their own asses for quite a while.
Probably because most movies now are shit. Fast X? Saw 10? The Marvels? Blue Beatle? If I could get away with not having to watch this ENDLESS TRASH and still pull in 500,000 to a million views per vid, I’d be arrogant too.
Saw X rocks, thoughbeit.
Don’t forget such relevant game tie in movies as Dungeons and Dragons: The Black Crystal or whatever and Gran Turismo. A video game on it’s 8th? installment but, hasn’t been relevant in over 15 years. ENDLESS TRASH
How do you even make a Gran Turismo movie? It's like making a FIFA movie.
>It's like making a FIFA movie.
Y'know that's already in development.
The movie is about a mixed mutt kid who plays racing video games trying and succeeding to get into the IRL Grand Prix, where he’s better than the real racers because video games. ENDLESS TRASH
That's hilarious. They should make one where a CoD player becomes top Navy SEAL assassin kek
They did watch movies they just haven't been watching complete and obvious slop.
Why do you love slop?
>it's a Mike defends nepobabies episode
Who's that in the middle
The director formerly known as John Landis' son
That person doesn't exist, and has never been featured on RedLetterMedia(tm)
I doubt Culkin qualifies as a nepo as his father is not even a D list actor.
Jack was the most natural fit for RLM I think. Mack jives with them but he has some annoying ticks. Max was like a make-a-wish fan who got to meet his idols only to embarrass himself and everyone.
I have to give RLM props for how they handle celebrity guests overall
Literally what does that have to do with RLM? Patton is a homosexual wifekiller, more news at 11
His BOTW was genuinely good despite what they themselves thought
I got the impression he was checked out and didn't want to be there, and then their subsequent reaction to him confirmed that.
he's obviously referring to the a wyatt mann case
is it true that he murdered his wife because she kept bringing up FBI crime statistics?
It's only 13% true 50% of the time
> aughts
It annoys me to see non-Brits say "aughts" like they ever otherwise use the word.
Don't come to Texas, it's all you hear during deer season.
We use it in 'Merica for shotguns to describe pellet size. You know, double aught.
>this fricking moron is calling for censorship
>"um, no no, dont be alarmed! Im also shitting on myself!"
what?
This! Jack was great, a very funny and talented "foil" for (*ugh*) Mike. He'd really grown on me lately, especially in the Star Wars Holiday Special (Part 1) and the most recent Halloween BotW, which he saved with his "Drunk Jack" persona.
Wrong Jack, Jack.
Why do they call him Quaid?
Culkin isn't a nepo baby, genius
It was insane to see Mike literaly promote eugenics a couple of weeks after Jack Quaid visited them, what a starfricker lmao.
Stop smacking your lips, you disgusting Black persongayJay FRICK
Just stop speaking, nobody cares about your opinions
you think anyone here want to hear you complain about your autsim
Frick you Jay, your opinions are shit and your editing is shit, your humor is shit
Go make your own gay channel, homo
>jay said the first 2 acts of the flash are good
Why do you still watch these homosexuals? They aren't even good friend simulators, they don't watch the movies they're supposed to, and they're massive cucks.
nostalgia and the hope it might get better, but like with avgn, it's a false hope, there's just no more passion there.
show the hidden reply
I like how Jay barely posts on twitter and when he does, it's just random movie thoughts or a picture of his cat once a year so these two screenshots are literally the only thing you can post to try and make him look cringey.
Jay is a good buddy, you know Mike would repost this all the time if the roles were reversed.
>the flash has a charm
wtf
>jay doesn't know that was obviously Golden Freddy
geg
How would someone that doesn't follow the games know that?
>Discussing FNAF lore for 15 minutes
I really hope Jay will wanna talk about Skinamarink on the next segment. I doubt it'll be brought up but it'd be neat. As decisive as a movie as it is I feel it would spark some interesting insight. To this day I'm not sure if I loved it or if it filtered me. I'm assuming that's probably a good thing overall
Pretentious garbage.
It's very possible. Or maybe it was great.
What's with the trend of horror movies having moronic kiddy-sounding names?
>Skinamarink
>Bye bye man
>Babadook
>PeepeePoopoo Man
>Shiggy Diggy Doo
>Shidded and Farded
>Tendies in my Tummy
Hey I literally shidded and farted watching Shidded and Farted in the movie theater that film is legit.
Truth in advertisement I guess
>has to make up most of the movies to prove his point
yawn
>he hasn't seen Shidded and Farded
no one has seen it because it's not real moron
You're not a real moron either but you play a great one in this thread.
i guarantee you i am smarter than you. ever independently solved wilson's theorem? or done the usa today crossword in under six minutes? didn't think so
Have you tried capitalization?
for what purpose? are you illiterate?
this guys right. capitalization is pretty gay
You missed your period.
I think you're afraid. Afraid of the big letters. Because they make you feel small. So small. Like a mouse. How do you feel now little mouse man? Would you like a bit of cheese itty bitty mouse man? Because that's what you are now.
this tiny mouse dick was inside your mom last night big guy
We're brothers, idiot.
still hit
The people at the funeral home was very mad.
the spiritually unfulfilled often lash out at true love plus your mom squirted all over the place
No, your mom squirted all over the place. But that might be the maggots being crushed against your mouse schlong.
stop replying to me
Okay.
thanks
You're welcome.
favorite guest? i used to dislike the fat guy with the beard but he's been growing on me. the main guys try too hard to be goofy and their obese friend is lot more measured and thoughtful and tries to actually talk about movies and behind-the-scenes.
favorite ep?
That picture is fake. They never shot kittens out of Berettas in the original Matrix movie.
it's CGI
it should've been a short film, this is what everyone believes
Get real life friends you pathetic zoomer fricks.
Where do i go to find friends, up in friendland?
thanks never thought of it
>called out Beau is Afraid for the Aster trash it is
good
RLM should do HITB twice a month, then they wouldnt need all the catchup videos.
>Rich referencing the Taylor Swift = troony schizo conspiracy
meds moment
she does look like a troony though
The idea that Mike hasn't or doesn't want to see The Pope's Exorcist is beyond the realm of possibility.
Mike Stoklasa is a leftist and hates pro-Christianity movies. He only supports anti-Christian media like Midnight Mass.
He always shits on outlandish based in a true story movies initialy but then loves them when he gives them a shot, he did the same with the Winchester and Anabelle movies.
The Batman when, you fat fricking homosexuals?
Maybe one of Mike's most moronic rewrites, I couldn't stop laughing.
Imagine the smell of that sweater. I bet it smells like BO, cheeto dust and stale craft beer.
Less BO and more stale air. mothballs, damp.
Shut up and let me fantasize about Mike's musk
I'm just giving you some Midwest truths anon, no reason you can't still be hard.
He did another rewrite? Jesus christ he is insufferable with that shit
Gotta stretch the video to over 40 minutes somehow for them sweet double ads.
This one was his most bewildering man.
Anon, I laughed myself into a fit. His brain is like a mushy pea
They're usually great. The Hereditary one is a classic.
RedLetterMedia has become very boring to me lately. I can't even be bothered to watch their videos anymore.
I almost never finish BotW episodes now. The junka shit makes for such dull viewing when the tapes aren't hand-picked so it's just a bunch of just boring tapes that they can't even think of jokes to make outside of Mike's "old people funny"
You should watch the last video on their latest botw. Funniest video they have ever had and they play it in its enirety.
im always surprised to load up Cinemaphile and see the most ass-backwards wrong opinions ever conceived
How could anyone possibly think 3 shit movies they picked out be more entertaining than random unmarked blank tapes to get real reactions from?
It is absurd and I wonder if you dont have a mental disability based solely on the stupidity of this opinion.
Same, it's sad. Like watching your dog slow down.
>blooo goooohoooo heckin pupperino
Go back
Muslim shitskin
>they just watch a bunch of crappy horror movies again
I'm glad I just watch their botw stuff now and ignore anything else.
Their catchups have been shite since covid. They just unenthusiastically talk about really awful TV shows.
They don't talk about a single TV show in this
I haven't seen any of those movies. frick these guys.
I feel like when your "friends" all go out to see a movie without you.
Haha your friends go to movies alone. I saw John Wick 4 with my bud shit was SO cash
go to movies without you*
it's not funny bucko. they are my friend simulator and now they are simulating leaving me out. hack frauds
Start watching cheap horror movies I guess. I still hold out hope they'll talk about good shit in Part 2.
I had a dream once that I was at the studio while they were filming a BotW and it was awkward because it was clear they didn't really want me there. They reluctantly let me sit in on watching the movies but made it clear I wouldn't be participating in the discussion because apparently I was a guest before and was really bad at it.
>apparently I was a guest before and was really bad at it
kek
I haven't had a dream like that but it sounds like one I would have. maybe tonight?
You need some higher self esteem, friend.
I had a similar dream where I was hanging out with a different group of youtubers and I was teaching them calculus lol. I hadn't even watched them for years at that point.
TERRIBLE things they watcged
>Mike says MAGA hat people should have been killed by the chuck e cheese robots
Fricking based.
I don't say this often, but Mike deserves to be murdered by illegal immigrants for being such a liberal homosexual.
He deserves to live to the age of 105 where he rots away in an old folks home getting beaten every day by Black person nurses.
That's awful. I would not wish that on anyone.
>l*beral
Shut up, Mike is a the president of the Wisconsin DSA and spit on liberals and the Democratic Party.
>think you're full of shit as usual
>he actually literally says it
Holy shit.
In fairness, he also insinuates their children should be murdered and their ghosts put into robots too. Which is, btw, objectively correct.
youtubers belong on
>new marty scorsese
>new david fincher
>new ridley slop
They talked about 5 nights at freddys instead
They've been more about getting hits than movies for a long time now
>>new ridley slop
Hoo have some respect. We call him moronly Scott here.
They're trying to get in the fnaf sequel. It's pretty pathetic.
When was the last time they made a REAL movie. Not some intentional so bad it's good Space Cop shit show. Like have they ever put their film school diplomas to ANY use?
You will never star in any movie for any reason
Good. I don't want to.
Am I the only one who finds it weird how a movie channel about reviewing movies is manned by two men who openly don't watch that many movies?
I wouldn't mind so much if they were still some rinky dink doing it for fun with my bros type channel.
>nooooooo they still refuse to review my capeshit this means they don't watch movies
>Nooooooo the movie critics shouldn't have to review movie!!
they are not movie critics they are my friends
I don't care about capeshit, I just want them to actually talk about movies lmao
They always pick the the most obscure movies to review. Who watches these?
I hate that they only ever watch horror movies now. Literally the only genre I couldn't give less of a shit about.
It's the only genre worth giving a shit about at this point.
Do these old gays only watch horror movies now?
When I watch their videos I like the pause the video and then give my own opinion out loud while they are discussing a movie so it feels like I am taking part in the discussion.
I love them, but jesus I wish they watched more movies and started making more HiTB episodes again.
These guys have the shittiest taste. I fricking knew mike would love Talk to Me. The most average shit makes this homosexual cream he's like a gay film school teacher
Mike is fatter than Rich and almost balding just as hard now.
Now I want to see rich evans in five nights at Freddy’s 2 in a ball pit.
They spent the most time on FNaF and all they did was talk about rewriting the movie and getting Rich Evans to cameo in the sequel.
Good I hope it upset you
>and all they did was talk about rewriting the movie
That’s all Mike Stoklasa does in every video now. It is quite sad and cringe how much he wishes he was an actual writer/director.
>Jay has never seen Raging Bull
>Rich hasn't seen any Coen brothers or Sergio Leone movies
these are your film experts
>Jay has never seen Raging Bull
nobody has. nobody has ever seen a scorsese flick except for goodfellas, maybe taxi driver. he's the most overrated of the boomer auteurs
Amazing cope
go to bed, /film/
You being a moron doesn't mean everyone else is, Scorsese directed wolf of wall street you dumb ape
sure he did
>if I shitpost it doesn't matter
Stfu, castrate yourself
Embarrassing
Yeah, I'm glad you've managed some level of self-awareness
I will vote Trump just to annoy Mike, and I'm not kidding.
i can't wait to hear about how there wasn't enough interracial sex in these movies
Yeah I bet you can't, homosexual
thats a very naughty word, mike. what would the patreon paypiggies say if they caught you saying that?
>it's a mike spends 10 minutes spitballing his bad ideas for what the film should have been
>Still hasn't said a thing about the october 12 incident
What is he hiding?
qrd?
Why would Mike have anything to say about me drunkenly texting my high school crush after 10 years of no contact?
I just can't stomach them anymore.
Every other word of their mouth is something about racism, sexism, toxic, white people, republicans, maga hats, trump, pervert, creepy, capitalism, etc etc
God how do liberals live their lives seeing every molecule and electron as toxic, racist, and/or sexist? What a miserable way to live
Goddamn they're so fricking dull and lame now. Getting older really fricking sucks bros
>screech about women, sexuality, romance, etc for an hour in every one of your 500 videos
>"movies have lesss romance and sex, everything is platonic"
uhhh, not that they caused it because they dont, but why is jay acting surprised about this? is there not a quark of self-awareness in him?
They're boring and not funny anymore.
>they didn’t watch Saw X but they DID watch FNAF
genuinely disappointing
Jay pretends to have seen Saw and he doesn't like torture porn and thinks the first Saw is like Hostel or the later Saw movies with more emphasis on the traps.
i hate him for this. why won't these idiots give saw a chance
Jay has an obnoxious lady boner for Daisy Ridley and keeps trying to say that the new Star Wars shit is interesting
pls no i can't take any more disappointment
Have a taste of your own medicine
Wow, that was thoroughly enjoyable.
OH MY SCIENCE!
RLM HAS POSTED!
MY MIDWEST FRIEND SIMULATOR!!!
intro skit sucks ass and isn't funny. how do these gays have an audience? how do they continue believing their opinion matters?
>how do these gays have an audience?
>watches their videos anyway
you played yourself
it was particularly bad, even for them. i wonder if jack or rich wrote it?
>I opened youtube when the video was 8 hours old
>It barely had over 200k views
What the frick happened?
They've turned into the boring old people they made fun of.
And they raking in millions at the same time.
RLM is in a midlife crisis
Are Mike and Jay afraid of MC content?