They used to have one show for low budget shit and one show for stuff people might actually watch. Now it's three shows for shit and a trivia game show.
As per usual the paid shills are I full effect. You know how I can tell? Because everyone likes RLM. Everyone wants to grow up to be just like Rich Evans.
i don't understand the appeal of this shit for the same reason i don't understand the appeal of best of the worst. these videos are only interesting to me when i've actually seen the movie they're reviewing. i'm not gonna go watch 3 garbage tubi movies just so i can "get" this video.
unfortunately this friend simulator shit seems to be the future of their channel since we barely ever get hitb eps on big releases and they just rarely make reViews in general. the lack of reViews is especially odd because they aren't bound to just recent movies and they aren't bound to just mike and jay hosting. you'd think they'd be pumping those out but i guess they just get shit views compared to some botw crap that takes barely any prep except for meme shit like setting up the plinko board
> these videos are only interesting to me when i've actually seen the movie they're reviewing.
How odd. I’m guessing there’s not a lot of other people with that problem.
They haven’t changed anything about what they do. It’s always been them talking about what they’ve seen. They’re not going to watch a bunch of garbage just to review it. With the exception of Mike forcing Rich to watch Discovery and Picard.
>They’re not going to watch a bunch of garbage just to review it >does literally that exclusively now instead of current mainstream films like they used to
The feminin vocal ticks, the homosexual little hand movements, the onions-cheeks. Long hair can be masculine, but his is styled very ladylike.
he still has a beard you idiot
Spoken like someone who can't grow a beard. Trannies have them to hide their manly chin until it's time for them to shave it off and the illusion is better carried out. Jumping from beard to no beard is enough to convince people to call them a she.
What is this phenomenon? Why do all youtubers turn into trannies?
jay started to and his intro was setting it up to say the movie sucked but then in the first few minutes mike said he liked it so jay got in line and they sucked the movie's dick
Mike is the gay one. Jay was weirded out that Mike brought it up. Mike Stoklasa is the one who thinks about bisexuality a lot. This is the same person who started the THE NOT GAYS meme and demanded every couple in movies be made gay.
>well, a lot of shit made by republicans, well, just white ones really, is derivative. they aren’t the most creative people on earth >footage of melania plagiarising that speech
At 10:21. Fricking hell mike
Why do they keep doing the partial freeze-frame thing? It's not funny at all. There's 0% humorous value in it, even theoretically, but still they keep doing it as if it's funny or something. I don't get it.
Rumor is Jay wants to transition but Mike fears they will lose subscribers. There's a lot of tension behind the scenes and they usually take it out on poor Rich.
Because unless every movie has a subplot about a homosexual finding acceptance, how will he feel like a brave and supportive ally who supports the right causes?
>57 trillion year old washed up booze hounds >going to cons were the comment section of their videos will literally come to life and actually rape them to death irl while screeching "IT BROKE NEW GROUND" on loop at 18 quadrillion decibels
You really can't figure it out anon?
Between RiffTrax and RLM, I'm amazed that the coalition of leftist homosexuals helmed by Joel even attempted a reboot of MST3K. There was no air left in the room for them. Especially with their godawful timing and changes to things like Gypsy (a flat female voice does not replace Jim Mallon who was actually funny in the role.)
They turn their noses up at anything mainstream now, but will watch all this horror movie slop that even they admit is garbage and beneath them.
The only purpose you can get from their channel is friendship simulation (would anyone even be friends with these dumb buttholes?) because their taste in movies is shit.
best of the worst is the same as it ever was which is all I care about. Except Plinkett, but the last good plinkett review was 9 years ago and I think they hadnt even made their patreon at that point
I mean it is. You being a jaded moron desperate to shit on everything you see doesn't change that. I have watched every botw on or close to upload day since the beginning.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>You being a jaded moron desperate to shit on everything you see
you mean exactly like best of the worst?
the amount of projection here is astonishing
4 months ago
Anonymous
this
they provide zero interesting or insightful critiques and are just being mean spirited ghouls shitting on bad films that they themselves can't do better than
4 months ago
Anonymous
What the frick are you talking about? So you don't even like best of the worst to begin with? then what the frick was the point of
>best of the worst is the same as it ever was which is all I care about
the utter state of Cinemaphile
?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>So you don't even like best of the worst to begin with?
what kind of vacant, midwitted, talentless person could stand watching a bunch of fat ugly morons shit on bad art?
that sound nightmarish
4 months ago
Anonymous
what kind of vacant, midwitted, talentless person could stand making posts on an anonymous image board that shit on youtube videos?
that sound nightmarish
4 months ago
Anonymous
it's called having taste and self respect
seeing ghouls like this rake in the dough while producing such utter trash is enlightening to say the least
that fact there's not only an audience for it but people are willing to defend it is startling and says a lot about not only the state of cinema but the world and art as a whole
4 months ago
Anonymous
you have absolutely no self respect if youre posting on here
4 months ago
Anonymous
>projecting this hard
4 months ago
Anonymous
[...]
imagine having a massive platform with unlimited funds to produce anything you want
and you do a review show about c-list slop and offering only low-quality mean spirited remarks
>gen x losers continue backspiraling into apathetic nihilism
boring
Jay if you're going to be the snobby "horror" guy at least bother watching more than what's on redbox at walmart. same for Mike and prestige drama. frickin channel is more AA support group than movie discussion
imagine having a massive platform with unlimited funds to produce anything you want
and you do a review show about c-list slop and offering only low-quality mean spirited remarks
One could find many faults with Stuckman, but at least he seems to be actually putting honest work and effort into making his film – by using his fanbase and platform to fund it. The film is now basically done, according to him. It will surely suck but he's still better than these cynical alcohols.
>LOL WE CAN TALK ABOUT RELEVANT MOVIES THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT US TO DISCUSS BUT WHY DON'T WE JUST TALK ABOUT RANDOM SHITTY TUBI MOVIES XDDD
This is like the third time they've done this bit and it's getting real fricking old
RLM guys were micro/no budget independent DIY filmmakers before they had a YT show. They love that shit, it's their passion. They've always reviewed movies like that and probably always will.
of course Jay Liked Holdovers. It was the biggest drag of 2023.
shoot me in the head before i become old enough to Like such trite. It was such dog shit. The drama sucked. The chemistry between characters was absent. No one was likeable (not even in a cheeky way)
Paul couldnt save the script.
How the frick do they justify holdovers being good
Notice they didnt say why it was good in the slightest
taking time to introduce 5 characters and having them all leave the story shortly after after.
If this was supposed to be a nod to friends going away for christmas it sucked because they made it take 15-20 minutes
>still no salt burn >too scared to say killers of the flower moon wasn't a movie but a "documentary" and wasnt enjoyable >still no dawn of the nugget >still no strays >still no lupin vs catseye
Rlm
You will die by my hand for your recent insult that you hid in the background static layer of your video that only I can see.
I sharpen my Hitori Hanzo
And my throwing stars
And I'll put on my ninja outfit before I leave, which will be soon
To murder
So get ready for all that
Yeah
[insert here something about star wars]
I clapped when I saw it
bot
it's mike posting
hi mike
its paetron paypigs
>more content making fun of direct to internet movies literally no one watches
wow it's nothing
thats the best content
>waaahhhh why is this channel that frequently makes fun of shitty b movies making fun of these shitty b movies wahhhhh??
people care about shitty b movies.
these direct to streaming stuff is just fodder. they've said everything they can say about it
>arrrgghhhhhhhhhhhh theyre talking about movies i havent consoomed the correct opinion on save me 5 star letterboxd reviewers
I think it's just a desperate attempt to try and do something unique and interesting; something no one else is doing.
The problem is, none of it is all that interesting.
They used to have one show for low budget shit and one show for stuff people might actually watch. Now it's three shows for shit and a trivia game show.
Perfectly balanced.
I thought at the bare minimum, they'd review Godzilla Minus One.
they get paid to advertise these flicks
theres no money in producing, streaming, selling, or otherwise featuring these nothing films.
As per usual the paid shills are I full effect. You know how I can tell? Because everyone likes RLM. Everyone wants to grow up to be just like Rich Evans.
>As per usual the paid shills are I
Thank you for pointing out that I made a typo. You’re a real one.
These shills aren't paid. They pay RLM
>>As per usual the paid shills are I
i don't understand the appeal of this shit for the same reason i don't understand the appeal of best of the worst. these videos are only interesting to me when i've actually seen the movie they're reviewing. i'm not gonna go watch 3 garbage tubi movies just so i can "get" this video.
unfortunately this friend simulator shit seems to be the future of their channel since we barely ever get hitb eps on big releases and they just rarely make reViews in general. the lack of reViews is especially odd because they aren't bound to just recent movies and they aren't bound to just mike and jay hosting. you'd think they'd be pumping those out but i guess they just get shit views compared to some botw crap that takes barely any prep except for meme shit like setting up the plinko board
> these videos are only interesting to me when i've actually seen the movie they're reviewing.
How odd. I’m guessing there’s not a lot of other people with that problem.
them laughing at garbage is fun. Mike saying you should watch Hollywood schlock because it's fiiiine i guess is not fun
They haven’t changed anything about what they do. It’s always been them talking about what they’ve seen. They’re not going to watch a bunch of garbage just to review it. With the exception of Mike forcing Rich to watch Discovery and Picard.
>They’re not going to watch a bunch of garbage just to review it
>does literally that exclusively now instead of current mainstream films like they used to
I watched all three of them and some if not all of the movies they mentioned in passing.
>more shit scary movies
oh my god who caaaaaares?
IT'S UP IT'S UP OH MY GOD I'M GONNA CUM!!!!
You can tell Jay is trooning out
he still has a beard you idiot
In these times, we must be ever wary of troonery.
Time will prove me right
Congratulations on pointing out that something that's popular doesn't stay popular forever. You truly are Nostrodamus.
Drag Queens are brave and valid, chud
troony here, if you claim mtf and have a beard, you aren't rly trans you are faking
Drag queens aren't necessarily trans
A very feminine beard
You can tell your brain has been thoroughly rotted by right wing media
t. seething baldcel
The feminin vocal ticks, the homosexual little hand movements, the onions-cheeks. Long hair can be masculine, but his is styled very ladylike.
Spoken like someone who can't grow a beard. Trannies have them to hide their manly chin until it's time for them to shave it off and the illusion is better carried out. Jumping from beard to no beard is enough to convince people to call them a she.
What is this phenomenon? Why do all youtubers turn into trannies?
Nah. Mike Stoklasa is the troony
Did they shit on thanksgiving? I liked it
They did too.
jay started to and his intro was setting it up to say the movie sucked but then in the first few minutes mike said he liked it so jay got in line and they sucked the movie's dick
I heard Thanksgiving was not all that bad.
is a wonderful knife is one of the worst movies i have ever seen in my life,is good see them trashing that
>his real first name is Jerry
eh that's common tbh. it's not like he's changing his name from cohen to waititi or something like that
I have started to enjoy their content and half in the bags more now that they don't bother with super hero shit.
>see new RLM video in youtube notifications
>immediately come to Cinemaphile
>it's up
When did HITB start only reviewing horror movies? It's been going on for a long time and it's fricking tiresome.
When mike became a bitter old man who refuses to leave his house
should've been a star trek video
HAAHAHA LOOL DEY DONT TALK ABOUT BATMAN SO FANNY LOLOLOL
>they're still SEETHING about The Batman
rent free
How are they seething? They poke fun because it pisses you trannies off.
I turned the video off. half in the bag is just boring
cool story
Jay? Is that you?
Confirmed for mad af
13:40 Jay confirmed homosexual.
>Mike brings up Bisexuality
>Jay, nervously: Okayyyyyy...
This homie is ZESTY.
you're like 10 years late
Mike is the gay one. Jay was weirded out that Mike brought it up. Mike Stoklasa is the one who thinks about bisexuality a lot. This is the same person who started the THE NOT GAYS meme and demanded every couple in movies be made gay.
>Mike “The Not Gays” Stoklasa brings up sexuality and sucking wieners out of nowhere
>totally isn’t the gay one
Reminder that Mike still hasn’t married Jessi and given her kids. She’s his beard.
if you watch these guys then KYS
come KYS yourself, you coward
>well, a lot of shit made by republicans, well, just white ones really, is derivative. they aren’t the most creative people on earth
>footage of melania plagiarising that speech
At 10:21. Fricking hell mike
Why do they keep doing the partial freeze-frame thing? It's not funny at all. There's 0% humorous value in it, even theoretically, but still they keep doing it as if it's funny or something. I don't get it.
Heckin' anti-comedy is their thing, always has been. You learn to tolerate it or it drives you orf.
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1103877
Mike has a special message to all the haters
>03:15
>Haha white men have small penises and don season dey food hahahahaha
And there it is. Sasuga, Mike.
>it's a Mike defending Bob Iger episode
Iger is a Passive Progressive chuds though, he doesn't even put explicit anal sex in kids movies
Is Jay about to troon out? What's happening?
Midlife crisis
I will actually stop watching if Jay becomes a fricking troony
My hunch tells the cats belong to some roastie he fricks. She groomed him to adore cats.
guys with long hair existed long before you became obsessed with trannies, anon
Something tells me he hasn't visited his folks this year for Christmas. Probably spent it alone with his cats.
Heh, how utterly pathetic. Noone would do this r...right?
It's just a haircut, chud!
KEEP POLITICS OUT OF YOUTUBE
He doesn't have the porn addiction and terminally online presence that are comorbid with the troon sickness.
That's the ray of hope I'm clinging to.
nah he's just doing the sleezy horror film director look
White guys barely ever look good with long hair, he needs to cut it out.
He still has a full beard and is wearing normal clothes. Also isn't the troon phenotype. 100% long haired man.
am I the obly one who thinks he looks fine? he has good hair genes and just owns it.
No, it's just you're the only one who's being honest.
is he doing it to anger Mike?
jay looks cool as frick, y'all be hating
DO THESE FRICKING HACKS DO ANYTHING THAT ISN'T HORROR MOVIES
HAHAHA GET IT THEY HAVEN'T REVIEWED THE BATMAN YET
The Batman is one of the worst fricking movies I've ever seen
I hat them so much.
is jay younger than mike and rich?
By a couple of years. Rich is older than israelite by a year or so I think.
>older than Mike
Mike is an alcoholic and Rich has crippling diabetes
DA BEETUS
Rumor is Jay wants to transition but Mike fears they will lose subscribers. There's a lot of tension behind the scenes and they usually take it out on poor Rich.
Quads of truth
Does Jay force Rich to frick his tight lil boy pussy?
what a homosexual
>AIDS
and you're the one that's obsessed with him so what does that say about you?
NO JOSH
NO WATCH
ok josh
Your mother's a b***h
what a few too many visits to "the man hole" does to a mf
>makes RLM video instant kino
this is the most annoying unfunny homosexual on the channel
So the average, forced Cinemaphile meme
NO! He's the true soul of RLM
No that's the bald buy. He doesn't even get pity laughs, idk why they still include him
>Jay weirded out that a character is Bi without it being a story arc
Well okay.
that was bizarre as frick
like if a person is bisexual why would that be surprised if girl likes both guy and girls and doesn't have any "revelation" about it?
Because unless every movie has a subplot about a homosexual finding acceptance, how will he feel like a brave and supportive ally who supports the right causes?
Why don't they go to conventions anymore?
Jay almosty got raped at one. He, mike, and aids moby had to rescue him from some furries that were high on meth.
>57 trillion year old washed up booze hounds
>going to cons were the comment section of their videos will literally come to life and actually rape them to death irl while screeching "IT BROKE NEW GROUND" on loop at 18 quadrillion decibels
You really can't figure it out anon?
same reason they don't do weddings anymore, they got too famous
...and because they make a shit ton of money and don't need to
Conventions are a soulsucking nightmare
what episode is it where jay knows where the gay bar is
The Manhole?
it returns as an actual place in an episode of hitb or botw
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Redditlettermedia is for gays. Any time spent watching these gay morons would be better spent watching movies and forming your own opinions.
movies are shit though
no
I was kinda hoping they'd talk about Wonka, I'm curious what they think of it considering their Re:View of the original.
Between RiffTrax and RLM, I'm amazed that the coalition of leftist homosexuals helmed by Joel even attempted a reboot of MST3K. There was no air left in the room for them. Especially with their godawful timing and changes to things like Gypsy (a flat female voice does not replace Jim Mallon who was actually funny in the role.)
>replace Jim Mallon
What did he do, misgender someone?
Joel and Mallon have always been the two opposing forces in MST3K. Joel is now in control.
>I'm amazed that the coalition of leftist homosexuals helmed by Joel even attempted a reboot of MST3K
they cannot create, only twist and destroy
Slasher plots that are derivative of older, popular films sounds good on paper. How do you frick it up so easily?
They turn their noses up at anything mainstream now, but will watch all this horror movie slop that even they admit is garbage and beneath them.
The only purpose you can get from their channel is friendship simulation (would anyone even be friends with these dumb buttholes?) because their taste in movies is shit.
their taste in movies was always shit moron. mike recommended shit like battleship and snow white and the huntsman
YOEY REFERENCE?????
>Cinemaphile BTFO
Hell yeah dude, that rocks.
Jay Bauman owes me sex.
>.t homeless alley cat
The peepers stay ON during sex
the gay wedding arc was the last time i cared about their skits
BotW>>>>>>>>>>>>>HitB
They both suck now.
nah
their trivia content is their best content nowadays
I lived long enough to see Tim Dillon in an RLM video
I watched Thanksgiving
Can't believe it's almost 2024 and their intro / logo still has jaggies due to interlaced frames kek
half in the bag is 13 years old
It's older than most of the people in this thread.
>The last Frick You It's January video feels like it came out a year ago
>It will really soon be 7 years ago
that makes me throw up. i remember when they premiered the first episode. ive been following these frauds since 2009. where the frick did my life go
They all look worse with each video. Like, in an unhealthy way.
Jay went from neck beard to teen idol to creepy uncle so fast.
for me it was Jeremiah Jay's chinstrap
Anon HITB is nearly 15 years old.
The girls love his hair, anon.
>reads
might as well ask chatgpt than listen to Mike
fricking finally, I was dying of boredom
just finished it. You homos told me the fat guy was a drunk. Why is he still on the show?
Mike IS rlm, tard
thanksgiving was good. Surprised they liked it.
Their channel is dying because they won't review real movies, and they're laughing.
they have 16k patrons and the lowest reward is $2. Only 3 salaried employees. They're doing fine.
>Only 3 salaried employees.
jack was never salaried, he did it for fun (maybe he got a lump sum for it but there's no way to know) and he works for a different company.
$$$ doesn't equal quality dipshit
I'd argue it's enabled them to lean into their worst, ugliest, least entertaining tendancies
best of the worst is the same as it ever was which is all I care about. Except Plinkett, but the last good plinkett review was 9 years ago and I think they hadnt even made their patreon at that point
>best of the worst is the same as it ever was which is all I care about
the utter state of Cinemaphile
I mean it is. You being a jaded moron desperate to shit on everything you see doesn't change that. I have watched every botw on or close to upload day since the beginning.
>You being a jaded moron desperate to shit on everything you see
you mean exactly like best of the worst?
the amount of projection here is astonishing
this
they provide zero interesting or insightful critiques and are just being mean spirited ghouls shitting on bad films that they themselves can't do better than
What the frick are you talking about? So you don't even like best of the worst to begin with? then what the frick was the point of
?
>So you don't even like best of the worst to begin with?
what kind of vacant, midwitted, talentless person could stand watching a bunch of fat ugly morons shit on bad art?
that sound nightmarish
what kind of vacant, midwitted, talentless person could stand making posts on an anonymous image board that shit on youtube videos?
that sound nightmarish
it's called having taste and self respect
seeing ghouls like this rake in the dough while producing such utter trash is enlightening to say the least
that fact there's not only an audience for it but people are willing to defend it is startling and says a lot about not only the state of cinema but the world and art as a whole
you have absolutely no self respect if youre posting on here
>projecting this hard
I'm trans btw if that helps 🙂
>A man that only watches perverse horror movies past a certain age can be a bad thing
>gen x losers continue backspiraling into apathetic nihilism
boring
Jay if you're going to be the snobby "horror" guy at least bother watching more than what's on redbox at walmart. same for Mike and prestige drama. frickin channel is more AA support group than movie discussion
hahaha this
for such self-styled film gurus they sure do watch only the most surface level normie slop and pat themselves on the back
>hahaha this
samegay
194002646
I can almost smell the mold and stale cheetos waftng off of this post
says the guy watching ugly morons watch terrible slop for his entertainment
Seething kek
imagine having a massive platform with unlimited funds to produce anything you want
and you do a review show about c-list slop and offering only low-quality mean spirited remarks
>when the creators of space cop start giving unsolicited script writing advice
One could find many faults with Stuckman, but at least he seems to be actually putting honest work and effort into making his film – by using his fanbase and platform to fund it. The film is now basically done, according to him. It will surely suck but he's still better than these cynical alcohols.
Literally who? Your boyfriend or something?
thanks but i didnt ask.
>LOL WE CAN TALK ABOUT RELEVANT MOVIES THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT US TO DISCUSS BUT WHY DON'T WE JUST TALK ABOUT RANDOM SHITTY TUBI MOVIES XDDD
This is like the third time they've done this bit and it's getting real fricking old
so angry
RLM guys were micro/no budget independent DIY filmmakers before they had a YT show. They love that shit, it's their passion. They've always reviewed movies like that and probably always will.
of course Jay Liked Holdovers. It was the biggest drag of 2023.
shoot me in the head before i become old enough to Like such trite. It was such dog shit. The drama sucked. The chemistry between characters was absent. No one was likeable (not even in a cheeky way)
Paul couldnt save the script.
How the frick do they justify holdovers being good
Notice they didnt say why it was good in the slightest
Movie tugged at all the gay heart strings too
>muh dead kid
>muh crazy dad
>muh Harvard honor
We get it you want an Oscar
taking time to introduce 5 characters and having them all leave the story shortly after after.
If this was supposed to be a nod to friends going away for christmas it sucked because they made it take 15-20 minutes
Holy Christ this SUCKED. Why can't they be professional like The Critical Drinker? (Answer: they would get cancelled by Bread-Tube)
>all this rage because Jay has good hair genetics
having good hair genetics doesn't mean you have a good hair style.
And the chud said
>long hair freaky people need not apply
>still no salt burn
>too scared to say killers of the flower moon wasn't a movie but a "documentary" and wasnt enjoyable
>still no dawn of the nugget
>still no strays
>still no lupin vs catseye
Rlm
You will die by my hand for your recent insult that you hid in the background static layer of your video that only I can see.
I sharpen my Hitori Hanzo
And my throwing stars
And I'll put on my ninja outfit before I leave, which will be soon
To murder
So get ready for all that
Yeah