nerdrotic, unironically. for god's sake dont watch his shitty lifestreams only his prepared content which has excellent comedic timing ...unlike redditlettermedia
I thought it as because all the Collider Star Wars shows got shitcanned so they ran out of material to ridicule? Satire only works when there's something to actually satirize
tbh i thought the "i've been busting my ass being a star wars fan" line is what killed the nerd crew. even in their wildest dreams they couldn't have come up with that shit
>12:05 >Mike: "honestly an all-white main cast feels a bit 2013 y'know? just because they're women doesn't make it woke"
is he doing it intentionally now?
Mike is experience early onset dementia induced by his horrible alcoholism. TNG is the one thing that sticks in his dying brain, so the show comforts him.
it's unironically the worst of star trek, including s3
the fact that he could sit through that slop but hates strange new worlds is an embarrassing sign of alcohol-induced dementia
Mike and Rich's relationship goes beyond friendship. They have a sick co-dependency on each other. Mike is a sociopath and has been controlling Rich's life since high school. Ironically, Mike needs Rich in his life more than Rich needs Mike.
My favorite wad when that baby yoda show had luke killing bunch of dudes with his lightsaber. And people were literally crying.
Disney knew full well what fans wanted. And they gave them oposite.
They might have made 1-2 billion more if they had just given fans what they wanted.
they could have at any time gone back and stopped the last jedi from completely fricking over the franchise and retcon episode 7 like they already retconned the extended universe
kennedy has some seriously huge blackmail material to be allowed to destroy franchise and franchise by making female self inserts that are better than the male heroes in any way
Yeah, Rich comes on with a BDSM mask reminiscent of MauLer, Mike keeps mentioning "the doctrine" and Jay has a section where he talks about his AI art skills.
definitely, and the first one was pretty good. this one has several call outs about shit like "toxic masculinity" that seems clearly a response to shit they've been called. this "series" should've just been a one-off though, it still feels old even though they haven't done one in a long time
Giving a glowing review to a turd like TFA and then not giving the better film that followed a fair shake is just shameful. They deserved everything they got and more.
It’s been almost a decade anon Star Wars has died many times over in that timeframe and you have to let go
expand the time frame to 12 months. how many blockbuster franchises did they cover? and yes, starshit absolutely counts among that as much as capeshit.
I’m honestly just annoyed that they don’t review more in theater movies. I know they hate going to the theater but it would be nice if they stopped sniffing their own farts and review movies rather than just shitting on thirty year old tapes or whatever this is(which was a funny video and I enjoyed honestly)
love the butthurt the nerd crew videos cause, morons who can't handle having a light shone on them and whine that they shouldn't make fun of their fans.
>Mike defends season 3 saying he just turns his brain on, watches all the old characters return and he's in his safe space. Just seeing old characters come back makes him forget all the bad stuff about Picard.
kek I remember Mike having tears in his eyes and saying "I loved it [The Force Awakens]... it was everything I ever wanted"
imagine being such a devoted fanboy of a movie slop designed to sell toys to kids
>He can't be taken seriously anymore
You're a moron to for taking other people's opinions on media seriously to begin with. They make videos for entertainment. They aren't meant to be some dumb video essay.
They are all professional filmmakers and world renowned film critics.
Hell, most people consider Mike to be the father of modern filmmaking, and many directions and producers are terrified of him and call him the kingpin of hollywood.
It's a good choice. The corporate nerd franchises are dying and this movie is emblematic of the decline. The stars of this movie are even shitting on it pre-release.
I dunno. I think Mike and co mpany have a hatr boner for Sony and their marketing teams. I think I agree. There is somehow something even more souless and stiffly coporate wirh Sony films than the other studio with their shilling.
They should’ve made a Nerd Crew about the decline of superhero movies and Hollywood where they all have an existential crisis since they can’t consoom as much as before
it's great. they are shitting on the specific exact audience that pays their bills. 90% of RLM's videos are covering the biggest blockbusters and a24-tier indie darlings. they have to, because that's what people want to see and RLM needs to make money. unless their next video is an honest critical examination of pop culture, blockbuster culture and the audience those movies attract, it's nothing but meaningless "haha we so self aware the shallow hyper consumerism that is the life blood of our industry" fluff piece. i watch like, maybe, 2-3 RLM videos a year, simply because 99% of popular culture doesn't interest me so i don't really know if they ever talked honestly and critically about the state of blockbusters but i bet they never have.
>90% of RLM's videos are covering the biggest blockbusters
Let's take a look at their last few months of videos; >Showgirls re:View >Best of the Worst: Death Rider in the House of Vampires >Star Trek Trivia >Half in the Bag: Holiday Horror Movies >Best of the Worst: Christmas Plinketto >Star Trek Trivia
expand the time frame to 12 months. how many blockbuster franchises did they cover? and yes, starshit absolutely counts among that as much as capeshit.
I'll give them a 7/10, they did their homework at least, live streams are always that cringy >the time left before it begins announcement >one of them always joining the stream later because they're having connection problems >audio and camera issues throughout the whole thing >talking very loudly even though they have high end microphones >sponsored segments >constantly, accidentally interrupting each other over delay >one of them forgetting to mute their microphone so you hear a bunch of noises while the others are trying to talk >that moment when they all stop talking and there's a very uncomfortable and awkward silence for a few seconds >repeating the same catchphrases and gimmicks over and over
They only missed having a onions reaction thumbnail with pictures of the product or themselves as cartoons, thanking and reading super chats, having a cat appearing in the background of the basediest one of the group, and spending several seconds trying to show a web article that doesn't load properly or a tiktok or youtube video without sound
Her dad was a very handsome man and better looking than Melanie Griffith.
>I think it's the coolest thing in the world... to take this seriously!
I don't need RLM as much as I need celebrities bullshitting and struggling to promote their own films. >And that's what's so powerful about it.
Dakota's so much fun during this promotion cycle in her immense struggle to say anything positive about the movie. She hasn't seen it yet, has no knowledge of comic books, and hated acting on a green screen. Guess she just took a big payday here to fund her next several indie movies.
Then there was this sketch on SNL where they pointed out the real star of the movie is Sydney Sweeney and asked Dakota if her superpower was whispering in monotone. https://youtu.be/XX_Rxvg8vdo
also she ended up changing talent agency because they led her to believe she was doing a movie for the MCU, not the Sonyverse (and not even that, maybe, apparently her movie isn't even linked to Venom or anything). but still is contractually obligated to try and promote that shit
i mean, the last spidey movie was the only "MCU" movie that made major bank, even Guardians struggled, so monetary wise it might have not been the worst choice, despite other Spider.man movies besides teh main one not doing splendidly, even Spider-verse 1&2 didnt make a lot of money compared to live action. thing is, this is another female centric movie with no connection to any other movie i think, its like trying to sell make-up for boys. the marvels clearly showed there is no interest in female heros and the first captain marvel was literally a fluke connected to a giant franchise, right before endgame, of course people went to see it.
>the last spidey movie was the only "MCU" movie that made major bank, even Guardians struggled
guardians 3 made 850m at the box office, if you think that's struggling you're actually moronic. has zoomers perception of success really been warped this badly by a handful of billion dollar movies?
You really think actors read contracts? That's why they have agents and talent agencies. She was probably just lied to by whatever israelite she hired.
RLM insider here, they haven't revealed this publicly yet but Rich may not be around for much longer. He contracted testicular cancer sometime in mid 2022 and has been on chemotherapy for a while now. (You may have noticed him rapidly losing weight and appearing weak in recent episodes) He has payed for cancer surgery twice using his own savings and patreon money intended for buying new recording equipment, but it appears as if both attempts were unsuccessful at completely removing the cancer, and due to Rich's unhealthy lifestyle and failing health more aggressive treatment could be fatal.
Expect an official announcement in the coming weeks.
I want to give them credit for trying to do other things, but it must feel like shit when every time they try, it's just complete garbage. Even the one thing they did different that people liked (Nerd Crew) gets them into shit with people that didn't get it was satire, like Shatner himself. If I wasn't so envious that they got to watch movies and chat with each other for a living, I'd feel bad about it.
It's SOVLfully cringe when Nostalgia Critic does it, though. Mike did it solely to humblebrag about how he has "connections" with "mainstream" Hollywood and totally could be successful outside of Youtube if he wanted to.
>le madame web sucks >keep showing that tittymonster
i dont get it. Is RLM trying to predict a flop here? Literally everything they showed is indicative of a solid box office.
RLM has not been worth watching for LITERALLY 10 years. Half-in-the-bag was unwatchable by the end of 2014. Then the final nail in the coffins was Star Wars in 2015. After that they had no credibility, no reason to watch what they had to say, no reason to respect or spend your time listening to their opinions. Awful.
Rich and aids Koby's gaming channel was good for a couple more years but that got cancelled.
>practically dry humping jay when they're together >he doesn't give her the D
He wants revenge on the female race for rejecting him when he was ugly. He made himself sexy and then gets off on rejecting every woman who pursues him.
i think the HITB where Mikhail is mercilessly shitting on romcoms and bluntly telling this woman that she's moronic for liking them is my favorite video on the channel
Why would any self-respecting woman want to spend a whole day hanging around a bunch of fat drunk middle-aged schlubs watching trash movies or VHS tapes that may or may not be unintentionally amusing, for a YouTube channel
Minor thing but I love the toy choices. Everything that will get you 'nerd cred' but also make you seem like a surface level b***h. The Power Ranger from that god awful 2017 movie sticks out the most.
>I think it's the coolest thing in the world... to take this seriously!
I don't need RLM as much as I need celebrities bullshitting and struggling to promote their own films. >And that's what's so powerful about it.
These guys are fricking great. They are just so above it all, just so witty and insightful. You'd think they would never have the nerve to satirise the very same gravy train they are part of, and that they actually helped to pioneer and flourish, but they way they effortlessly show they are a cut above the rest by pretending they aren't the same bunch of nerds with a limited knowledge of filmmaking spouting ignorant garbage and highly subjective takes on the internet takes a very special talent. I remember back when they asarted selling their cheap RLM merchandise, and they acted all pissed off and jaded like they didn't really want to bring in more money for the business. That kind of arrogance, delusion and dishonesty takes a special kind of genuis.
Is RLM going out of business? I don't see how the 3 of them can stay afloat with their viewership numbers on yt and $40,000 per month from patreon split between them.
Im sad rlm uploads shit at 1080p on youtube since youtube then fricks the viewers by limiting the bitrate
they prob sell the higher quality vids to patreons but still itd be much higher quality if they uploaded 1440p
I thought there were some rules against claiming you're sponsored by someone you aren't, or at least it opens you up to potential litigation for falsely claiming to be sponsored.
I am glad this new female lead film about a magical clairvoyant superhero hero hunted by an evil Spider-man is grounded in reality and not a bunch of people shooting space lasers.
I know this is based on the new Madam Web and the old lady from the older comics and cartoon is giving her the powers. But does this new Madam Web actually have an evil Spider-man who killed her mother in the Amazon in the comics? Did they just make that shit up for the movie?
Honestly. A franchise is separate Spider-man movies makes sense.
BUT
This is Sony. They are run by idiots. They don't go with popular ones and even when they do with Venom they have a Venom movie scrubbed of Spider-man.
They still have 'an' Evil Spider-Man that killed his Mom in the Amazon. It baffles me they didn't get an older woman for Madame Web, it would've been neat to see her develop into more of a mother figure for the people she wrapped up into this situation. Just give us an interesting concept for once.
>nerd crew is about lame youtuber wannabe reviewers obsessed with kiddy super hero movies
how is this different from half in the bag?are they parodying themselves?
these types of youtubers are completely irrelevant these days. Not sure why they felt compelled to beat a dead horse. Would've been more interesting if they poked fun at youtubers who constantly complain about wokeness, yet still consooming every slop.
The Mega64 podcast looks quite similar to the nerd crew sets and Rocco is an embarrassing consoomer whose personality has become “haha I’m wearing a Costco sweater and Applebees socks”.
Well yeah they stopped doing the thing they got popular for. Granted it wasn't very sustainable, but I just watched some of their newer shit and I can't care about it half as much as watching them make asses out of themselves in public at the local mall.
Is this type of content even relevant anymore? Collider was already on its last legs when the first Nerd Crew came out, it's completely irrelevant now and anyone with a "nerd" in the channel name just screams about WOKENESS for 16 hours a day. Feel like it would've been a much better take, especially with Madame Web to make fun of the other type of pop-culture grifter
Wait, did he gain weight or do I just have their names mixed up? Aidsmoby is the skinny bald guy with glasses that dropped out because he was an alcoholic, right? Did getting sober make him pick up a snacking habit instead?
>make an episode where they go over some youtubette's shallow take on a throw away slopbuster and make the nerds point out every single plot hole and why her opinion is completely worthless >make Aidsmoby drop edgy comments about women in the background that everyone awkwardly ignores >+2h
It wasn't funny. Geek corporate shilling died years ago. This was the perfect opportunity to reinvent Nerd Crew as a trio of angry youtube grifters shilling superchats, patreons, merchandise, etc.
gave a lady with her kid close to 100 the bank was closed and i couldn't deposit any so i gave her half
and i still feel terrible. i want that money back, there was no sense of joy only remorse
>joke show >they pick the one capeshit movie in the last 5 years that might have something redeemable in coom content
only a massive gay boy like Jay would do this. They couldve done it to Marvels, Batman, Thor etc
>rLm iS dEaD >thread reaches bump limit
literally laughing crying XD emojiing lmao
thanks bros for continuing to make each and every rlm thread a smash hit success
you're here forever homosexuals hahahaha
>RLM is dead
What other channels can I watch to fill the void in my life?
Off The Shelf Reviews.
Aaron Ward
nerdrotic, unironically. for god's sake dont watch his shitty lifestreams only his prepared content which has excellent comedic timing
...unlike redditlettermedia
nerdrotic is peak reddit
>trumptard
>dems are the real racists
>has black son
Jesus Christ you genetically can't stop lying can you?
>I was just pretending to be moronic
Nerd Crew is kino.
why do people with aspergers/autism love quirky dances so much?
It's called stimming. They get too worked up with emotions and don't know how to process it, so they just work it out as physical energy.
>nerd crew
is that tom green or that guy that made hamilton?
Tom Green is the guy that made Hamilton
https://twitter.com/NerdCrewMike
>No pronouns in bio.
The one account he's following is @Marvel
It's painfully obvious they wanted to move on from Nerd Crew, they're phoning it in hard.
lol they did move on from The Nerd Crew. This is the first one they've done in over 4 years.
I thought they dropped it because Shatner made fun of them for it.
I thought it as because all the Collider Star Wars shows got shitcanned so they ran out of material to ridicule? Satire only works when there's something to actually satirize
Man, it was so hilarious seeing those collider cucks take it personally.
tbh i thought the "i've been busting my ass being a star wars fan" line is what killed the nerd crew. even in their wildest dreams they couldn't have come up with that shit
Living in Southern California really turns people into homosexuals
Is it the same 5 yo joke stressed over 20 mins again?
no it's a slightly different 5 year old joke stressed over 20 minutes. this ep is heavy on "streaming is cringe and has a lot of tech issues"
>Screenshot 2024-02-04
are u from Kamchatka
wait, the movie is coming out in two weeks?
wtf
>12:05
>Mike: "honestly an all-white main cast feels a bit 2013 y'know? just because they're women doesn't make it woke"
is he doing it intentionally now?
Third Reich Mike has never done anything unintentional.
moron
Do you have like actual clinical autism? You really can't tell that Nerd Crew is sarcastically mocking these types of people?
They say the same shit and worse when they're being themselves.
Mike Beato
Jesus Mike hit the wall hard
Haven't seen this yet, but are they mocking Nerdrotic/Critical Drinker?
sort of, but it's more like EFAP/Mauler
they make fun of the 15 hour response to a 10 second tiktok and they imply that they hate women and minorities
The anti-fandoms are more relevant these days than the shill media pre-2018
Irony, EFAP devoted entire episode shitting on Plinket Reviews
>Mauler
Why don't know why people watch this homosexual
Oh great. I'm sure Efap will do a 15 hour "analysis" or "reaction" video of this.
Who watches their shit?
The same people who insist the prequels were actually masterpieces
and the jack show crew
nah they usually mock Collider
They did a whole bit making fun of
>only positive comments about movies we're excited to see
So no.
Mike won't make fun of people he likes
I can't believe Mike is unironically defending Picard
Mike is experience early onset dementia induced by his horrible alcoholism. TNG is the one thing that sticks in his dying brain, so the show comforts him.
Mike and Rich liked Kenobi too. Sad to see the effects of mental decay.
he realy did like season 3
but after season 1 and season 2 literaly ANYTHING could had been better
it's unironically the worst of star trek, including s3
the fact that he could sit through that slop but hates strange new worlds is an embarrassing sign of alcohol-induced dementia
>Mike won't make fun of people he likes
How can you say something like this when Rich Evans exists?
>Thinking Rich and Mike like each other
Oof...
Mike and Rich's relationship goes beyond friendship. They have a sick co-dependency on each other. Mike is a sociopath and has been controlling Rich's life since high school. Ironically, Mike needs Rich in his life more than Rich needs Mike.
Ricky Gervais did the same with Robin, Nigel and Karl Pilkington.
My favorite wad when that baby yoda show had luke killing bunch of dudes with his lightsaber. And people were literally crying.
Disney knew full well what fans wanted. And they gave them oposite.
They might have made 1-2 billion more if they had just given fans what they wanted.
I'm sure Disney wishes they could just send hired goons after JJA and RJ for how they fricked the money tree.
they could have at any time gone back and stopped the last jedi from completely fricking over the franchise and retcon episode 7 like they already retconned the extended universe
kennedy has some seriously huge blackmail material to be allowed to destroy franchise and franchise by making female self inserts that are better than the male heroes in any way
What I've learned about Kathleen is that she really wishes she was a young, brunette and British
>Mike is liking impact font boomer memes on twitter
Time to retire him to that farm upstate.
Yeah, Rich comes on with a BDSM mask reminiscent of MauLer, Mike keeps mentioning "the doctrine" and Jay has a section where he talks about his AI art skills.
Nah. more zoomer streamers. Drinker is a basher. They're making fun of corporate cucks.
I'm surprised they're still doing nerd crew after the Shartner incident
This show is the most culturally relevant thing RLM has done since the Phantom Menace review.
reminder that Nerd Crew started only because they were asshurt about the backlash against their Rogue One review
reminder that you're a homosexual
definitely, and the first one was pretty good. this one has several call outs about shit like "toxic masculinity" that seems clearly a response to shit they've been called. this "series" should've just been a one-off though, it still feels old even though they haven't done one in a long time
Giving a glowing review to a turd like TFA and then not giving the better film that followed a fair shake is just shameful. They deserved everything they got and more.
It’s been almost a decade anon Star Wars has died many times over in that timeframe and you have to let go
I’m honestly just annoyed that they don’t review more in theater movies. I know they hate going to the theater but it would be nice if they stopped sniffing their own farts and review movies rather than just shitting on thirty year old tapes or whatever this is(which was a funny video and I enjoyed honestly)
>I know they hate going to the theater
Rich's story about seeing Oppenheimer makes me think that Wisconsin is the most moronic place on earth
this is why they never mentioned andor in any of their reviews
they hate the fact most peopled loved the show.
do you have fun making up stories about internet personalities lol
Only the first nerd crew was funny
Who /madmanweb/ here
Webheads... They killed us before we were even born
love the butthurt the nerd crew videos cause, morons who can't handle having a light shone on them and whine that they shouldn't make fun of their fans.
>Mike defends season 3 saying he just turns his brain on, watches all the old characters return and he's in his safe space. Just seeing old characters come back makes him forget all the bad stuff about Picard.
He can't be taken seriously anymore
It's called enjoying a television show. You should try it some time, chud.
>he said, munching on his popped bug corn.
turns his brain off*
damn it
did you see the plinkett reviews of the sequels? he already couldnt be taken seriously as a film critic
kek I remember Mike having tears in his eyes and saying "I loved it [The Force Awakens]... it was everything I ever wanted"
imagine being such a devoted fanboy of a movie slop designed to sell toys to kids
>He can't be taken seriously anymore
You're a moron to for taking other people's opinions on media seriously to begin with. They make videos for entertainment. They aren't meant to be some dumb video essay.
They are all professional filmmakers and world renowned film critics.
Hell, most people consider Mike to be the father of modern filmmaking, and many directions and producers are terrified of him and call him the kingpin of hollywood.
Everyone except Doomwiener loved season 3.
>my friends call me mad man web
Jay Bauman, stop posting on Cinemaphile
your joke are not funny
Of of all the things to bring Nerd Crew out of retirement for, a Sony not-Spiderman movie is what did it?
It gave them what they wanted most, girls getting it done in a way that's grounded in reality. You sound unexcited for next product.
It's a good choice. The corporate nerd franchises are dying and this movie is emblematic of the decline. The stars of this movie are even shitting on it pre-release.
This. It should have been The Batman (2022)
>he doesn't know
I dunno. I think Mike and co mpany have a hatr boner for Sony and their marketing teams. I think I agree. There is somehow something even more souless and stiffly coporate wirh Sony films than the other studio with their shilling.
They should’ve made a Nerd Crew about the decline of superhero movies and Hollywood where they all have an existential crisis since they can’t consoom as much as before
Holy shit I've just been rewatching all their nerd crews and lamenting that they weren't making them anymore.
Unironically I am going to see this film purely because there are hot chicks in it.
Are the rumors true? I feel absolutely disgusted if that is the case. Can't believe I have supported their patreon for half a decade.
What happened?
The police found the bodies stashed in Rich's grandmother's house.
No Jay still hasn't responded to the allegations
>clint howard be bussin
fr no cap
>literally who Youtube channels shilling Madame Web
These shill channels are no longer relevant. Are we supposed to know who they're parodying?
Jay finally hit his long-delayed twink death. Time comes for us all
>pre-covid Jay
Nevada Big Twunks
Huh, Jay doesnt seem like the type to enjoy Universal parks
he was bugtooth ugly goblin. when was he ever a twink?
>it's morbin' time!
HE SAID THE MEME
I tire of their smug irony shtick.
>does that hot girl from euphoria show her breasts?
based
Are they ever going to stop seething about sony?
>pointing out that something is bad is "seething"
>sponsor block set up for their fake sponsor
heh
it's great. they are shitting on the specific exact audience that pays their bills. 90% of RLM's videos are covering the biggest blockbusters and a24-tier indie darlings. they have to, because that's what people want to see and RLM needs to make money. unless their next video is an honest critical examination of pop culture, blockbuster culture and the audience those movies attract, it's nothing but meaningless "haha we so self aware the shallow hyper consumerism that is the life blood of our industry" fluff piece. i watch like, maybe, 2-3 RLM videos a year, simply because 99% of popular culture doesn't interest me so i don't really know if they ever talked honestly and critically about the state of blockbusters but i bet they never have.
>90% of RLM's videos are covering the biggest blockbusters
Let's take a look at their last few months of videos;
>Showgirls re:View
>Best of the Worst: Death Rider in the House of Vampires
>Star Trek Trivia
>Half in the Bag: Holiday Horror Movies
>Best of the Worst: Christmas Plinketto
>Star Trek Trivia
expand the time frame to 12 months. how many blockbuster franchises did they cover? and yes, starshit absolutely counts among that as much as capeshit.
I'll give them a 7/10, they did their homework at least, live streams are always that cringy
>the time left before it begins announcement
>one of them always joining the stream later because they're having connection problems
>audio and camera issues throughout the whole thing
>talking very loudly even though they have high end microphones
>sponsored segments
>constantly, accidentally interrupting each other over delay
>one of them forgetting to mute their microphone so you hear a bunch of noises while the others are trying to talk
>that moment when they all stop talking and there's a very uncomfortable and awkward silence for a few seconds
>repeating the same catchphrases and gimmicks over and over
They only missed having a onions reaction thumbnail with pictures of the product or themselves as cartoons, thanking and reading super chats, having a cat appearing in the background of the basediest one of the group, and spending several seconds trying to show a web article that doesn't load properly or a tiktok or youtube video without sound
it's just twice as long as it needed to be, repeating the same jokes constantly. maybe that's part of the "joke" but it still makes it boring to watch
Wow I guess this confirms that the rumors were true...
I was going to chide them for rehashing a stale joke, but I appreciate that they're updating the format a bit.
50 thousand views in less than an hour. These guys are still good, they can't deny it
They're desperate to shake things up a bit. The average views have been declining over the last couple years.
They really haven't though.
All of their videos still get to about a million views.
I wanna FRICK Dakota Johnson
Looks like her dad
Based.
Her dad was a very handsome man and better looking than Melanie Griffith.
Dakota's so much fun during this promotion cycle in her immense struggle to say anything positive about the movie. She hasn't seen it yet, has no knowledge of comic books, and hated acting on a green screen. Guess she just took a big payday here to fund her next several indie movies.
Then there was this sketch on SNL where they pointed out the real star of the movie is Sydney Sweeney and asked Dakota if her superpower was whispering in monotone. https://youtu.be/XX_Rxvg8vdo
also she ended up changing talent agency because they led her to believe she was doing a movie for the MCU, not the Sonyverse (and not even that, maybe, apparently her movie isn't even linked to Venom or anything). but still is contractually obligated to try and promote that shit
i mean, the last spidey movie was the only "MCU" movie that made major bank, even Guardians struggled, so monetary wise it might have not been the worst choice, despite other Spider.man movies besides teh main one not doing splendidly, even Spider-verse 1&2 didnt make a lot of money compared to live action. thing is, this is another female centric movie with no connection to any other movie i think, its like trying to sell make-up for boys. the marvels clearly showed there is no interest in female heros and the first captain marvel was literally a fluke connected to a giant franchise, right before endgame, of course people went to see it.
madame web might be in for a disaster
>the last spidey movie was the only "MCU" movie that made major bank, even Guardians struggled
guardians 3 made 850m at the box office, if you think that's struggling you're actually moronic. has zoomers perception of success really been warped this badly by a handful of billion dollar movies?
>they led her to believe she was doing a movie for the MCU, not the Sonyverse
Assuming she read the contract how is that possible
You really think actors read contracts? That's why they have agents and talent agencies. She was probably just lied to by whatever israelite she hired.
>wearing their own merch
HACK FRAUDS
disney check cleared
>Dude lets destroy the tape that featured sexy women in any capacity
mike went from handsome to dogshit in about a decade of hard drinking. Jay went from nerd to handsome.
Unrealistic, Mike didn't spent the first 10 minutes asking chat if the sound is right
also, they don't make fun of stream donations and chat. Very lazy parody.
RLM insider here, they haven't revealed this publicly yet but Rich may not be around for much longer. He contracted testicular cancer sometime in mid 2022 and has been on chemotherapy for a while now. (You may have noticed him rapidly losing weight and appearing weak in recent episodes) He has payed for cancer surgery twice using his own savings and patreon money intended for buying new recording equipment, but it appears as if both attempts were unsuccessful at completely removing the cancer, and due to Rich's unhealthy lifestyle and failing health more aggressive treatment could be fatal.
Expect an official announcement in the coming weeks.
He really looks like shit, that poor sucker :/
What compelles you writing RLM fan fiction? Honest question
Nerd Crew is unironically the best-scripted program Red Letter Media has produced.
Hard to believe the same people made Space Cop
They're back ? omg
It's funny because they're pretending to have technical difficulties!
i'd say this is RLM's "jumped the shark" moment if they didn't already horrifically embarrass themselves last time.
this was nostalgia critic-tier
I want to give them credit for trying to do other things, but it must feel like shit when every time they try, it's just complete garbage. Even the one thing they did different that people liked (Nerd Crew) gets them into shit with people that didn't get it was satire, like Shatner himself. If I wasn't so envious that they got to watch movies and chat with each other for a living, I'd feel bad about it.
It's SOVLfully cringe when Nostalgia Critic does it, though. Mike did it solely to humblebrag about how he has "connections" with "mainstream" Hollywood and totally could be successful outside of Youtube if he wanted to.
>le madame web sucks
>keep showing that tittymonster
i dont get it. Is RLM trying to predict a flop here? Literally everything they showed is indicative of a solid box office.
they are MCU fanboys trying to pre-emptively ruin Sony's return to glory
>DOes that mean I got the rizz
kek
My favorite, I hope they review some of the new Star Wars products.
you guys actually watch this crap?
some people actually watch the shit they make fun of.
you actually have autism?
RLM has not been worth watching for LITERALLY 10 years. Half-in-the-bag was unwatchable by the end of 2014. Then the final nail in the coffins was Star Wars in 2015. After that they had no credibility, no reason to watch what they had to say, no reason to respect or spend your time listening to their opinions. Awful.
Rich and aids Koby's gaming channel was good for a couple more years but that got cancelled.
Shut up, you b***h.
>Half-in-the-bag was unwatchable by the end of 2014
What are you talking about?
Their best episode is from 2016.
i too like the Ghostbusters 2016 review the most. Better than the Plinkett one. Probably the best advertisement Crystall Skull Vodka ever got
no cap but I kinda cringed in the first 2 mins, does it get better later? the old nerd crew has some sought of 'authenticity' to it
RLM animated EP 2 when?
Never ever, all the Koreans who animated the pilot died from a sarin gas attack.
rich evans onlyfans when
https://kemono.su/patreon/user/149520
girls get it done
I didn't watch this videos but I didn't like
jay without makeup and bad lighting is unsettling.
i like how they act like rich evans doesn't wear spiderman shirts unironically all the time
Rich Evans has never done anything wrong in his entire life. Even when mispronouncing words he’s still right.
that makes it funnier
Rich saying he hasn't read any comics since he was a kid while wearing comic book shirts all the time is the best running joke
Rich evans pretending to be muted was such a cheap low-effort gimmick. Do these frickers even try anymore?
>Rich Evans has never done anything wrong in his entire life. Even when mispronouncing words he’s still right.
Thank you for repeating a wholly true statement.
This is one of the funniest videos they've done in a long time.
Pretty funny but a little long.
>there hasn't been a female on RLM since 2016
>there's never been a POC on the channel
josh is clearly gearing for a transition in 2024, most likely to a biracial woman
>josh
you mean beardfat?
Why would any woman want to be a guest?
>jay turned THIS down
he is gay, isn't he
He wants revenge on the female race for rejecting him when he was ugly. He made himself sexy and then gets off on rejecting every woman who pursues him.
i think the HITB where Mikhail is mercilessly shitting on romcoms and bluntly telling this woman that she's moronic for liking them is my favorite video on the channel
>half in the bag: jay and two brick walls
>practically dry humping jay when they're together
>he doesn't give her the D
Smart man. Entire industries have been brought down by one man fricking a clout chaser before, and it will happen again.
and therefore i am still watching.
and that's a good thing
what are you some kind of homosexual
Why would any self-respecting woman want to spend a whole day hanging around a bunch of fat drunk middle-aged schlubs watching trash movies or VHS tapes that may or may not be unintentionally amusing, for a YouTube channel
That’s right, Jay!
as all things should be
So did some some e-drama happen recently to make them suddenly bring this back?
>only show non-trans women
Uh oh. What did they mean by this?
girl in the middle got old
But this will live on forever
Is that a tattoo or a Hitler patch?
there are two girls in the middle
Minor thing but I love the toy choices. Everything that will get you 'nerd cred' but also make you seem like a surface level b***h. The Power Ranger from that god awful 2017 movie sticks out the most.
>The Power Ranger from that god awful 2017
it wasnt THAT bad
it was so moronic i liked it
specialy when they stoped the movie to do a doughnut comertial in the middle of it
>I think it's the coolest thing in the world... to take this seriously!
I don't need RLM as much as I need celebrities bullshitting and struggling to promote their own films.
>And that's what's so powerful about it.
These guys are fricking great. They are just so above it all, just so witty and insightful. You'd think they would never have the nerve to satirise the very same gravy train they are part of, and that they actually helped to pioneer and flourish, but they way they effortlessly show they are a cut above the rest by pretending they aren't the same bunch of nerds with a limited knowledge of filmmaking spouting ignorant garbage and highly subjective takes on the internet takes a very special talent. I remember back when they asarted selling their cheap RLM merchandise, and they acted all pissed off and jaded like they didn't really want to bring in more money for the business. That kind of arrogance, delusion and dishonesty takes a special kind of genuis.
For me it was them saying
>This is the section where we read comments to pad for time
while every HitB now released has a comments-reading section.
Madman web
He should have done the K-pop finger heart thing instead.
He's so cute!
>Jay does the heart hands
>it's blocked by the microphone
i thought rich was very annoying when i started watching their content, but nowadays i'd take a bullet for him
It's cringggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
was this ever funny? it's their only videos worse than trivia bullshit.
>b-b-but at least we don't live stream!
they can't create they can only criticize
even when they made the pathetic space cop they had to make it shit "ironically" to avoid criticism
>they can't create they can only criticize
just like us frfr
>he's still shitposting
https://www.youtube.com/user/jaybauman/videos
>rich was the titney sweeney poster the whole time
based
Best one in a long time
Is RLM going out of business? I don't see how the 3 of them can stay afloat with their viewership numbers on yt and $40,000 per month from patreon split between them.
they're not living in one of the hellhole areas with 3k rent for a 20 sq meter flat
>bullying mommy Dakota Johnson
I shan't be watching this 'sode.
>150k views in 4 hours
People who say RLM is dead are coping so hard.
Im sad rlm uploads shit at 1080p on youtube since youtube then fricks the viewers by limiting the bitrate
they prob sell the higher quality vids to patreons but still itd be much higher quality if they uploaded 1440p
Its just some guys talking in front of a camera. Does the video quality really matter?
Jokes about technical difficulties are about as annoying as actual technical abilities.
>"legacy artist" Dakota Johnson
I guess that is the PC term for nepobabies
I thought they were just calling her an old b***h
>nepobabies
Mike would never joke about that since he's buddies with Jack Quaid.
Can someone tell me if it's cringe or not? I'm not watching if it's cringe.
I laughed.
>jay didn't like all the breasts in showgirls
what a homosexual
Jay is not a gay
Pretty sure I sucked his dick at a gloryhole in Memphis. Never saw him but the penis was very jay like
>N worder USA
uh, jay rhymes with gay, so it's 100% confirmed
Hey, guys. Does that hot chick from Euphoria show her breasts?
Hunter's a guy anon
more like madam webm amirite?
My friends posted a new video, sweet.
Maybe it is somewhat beating a dead horse, but I love bashing Sony and their shitty corporate talking points they base their movies on.
This isn't even the best "Nerd Crew" skit they did, but bashing Sony's complete mishandling of Spider-man will always be enjoyable to me.
>Moulin Rouge came out 20 years ago
napoleon dynamite baybeee. seen maybe 15 movies in theaters and that was the best one.
I had the same reaction. I remember my parents renting it from Blockbuster.
>Blockbuster
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
They were good friends.
I am glad they featured a website with goods I need.
I thought there were some rules against claiming you're sponsored by someone you aren't, or at least it opens you up to potential litigation for falsely claiming to be sponsored.
I am glad this new female lead film about a magical clairvoyant superhero hero hunted by an evil Spider-man is grounded in reality and not a bunch of people shooting space lasers.
I know this is based on the new Madam Web and the old lady from the older comics and cartoon is giving her the powers. But does this new Madam Web actually have an evil Spider-man who killed her mother in the Amazon in the comics? Did they just make that shit up for the movie?
Why was it Spider-Man of all superheroes who they decided to make a multiverse focused superhero?
Because it's the only one they still own.
Honestly. A franchise is separate Spider-man movies makes sense.
BUT
This is Sony. They are run by idiots. They don't go with popular ones and even when they do with Venom they have a Venom movie scrubbed of Spider-man.
>* A franchise OF separate Spider-man movies makes sense.
sony could had bought the entire marvel studio but they decided to just get the rights for spiderman movies because and i QUOTE SONY ITSELF
>"nobody gives a shit about any MARVEL character that isnt spiderman"
and were they wrong?
no
>Why was it Spider-Man of all superheroes who they decided to make a multiverse focused superhero?
Dan Slott's Spider-Verse saga plus Spider-Man is Marvel's #1 hero plus the weird situation with the triple film reboot.
They still have 'an' Evil Spider-Man that killed his Mom in the Amazon. It baffles me they didn't get an older woman for Madame Web, it would've been neat to see her develop into more of a mother figure for the people she wrapped up into this situation. Just give us an interesting concept for once.
>nerd crew is about lame youtuber wannabe reviewers obsessed with kiddy super hero movies
how is this different from half in the bag?are they parodying themselves?
autism speaks
these types of youtubers are completely irrelevant these days. Not sure why they felt compelled to beat a dead horse. Would've been more interesting if they poked fun at youtubers who constantly complain about wokeness, yet still consooming every slop.
The Mega64 podcast looks quite similar to the nerd crew sets and Rocco is an embarrassing consoomer whose personality has become “haha I’m wearing a Costco sweater and Applebees socks”.
Being mega64 must be suffering
They still haven't hit a million subs and they've been around longer than pretty much everyone else
Well yeah they stopped doing the thing they got popular for. Granted it wasn't very sustainable, but I just watched some of their newer shit and I can't care about it half as much as watching them make asses out of themselves in public at the local mall.
rocco doesn't count because he is fully self-aware of how moronic he looks.
you'd have to be autistic to think stuff like this is serious
I feel like Rocco is me if I was successful and had money to burn on stupid skits like this.
Yes that’s a joke. Buying mountains of toys and going to Disneyland every weekend isn’t a joke. But at least he isn’t Derrick.
I wanna see RLM make fun of essaytubers turning 10 minutes of content into 10 hours
That'd be a little hypocritical, Plinkett is exactly that.
5 minutes in and i have checked out. this shit is played out
Is this type of content even relevant anymore? Collider was already on its last legs when the first Nerd Crew came out, it's completely irrelevant now and anyone with a "nerd" in the channel name just screams about WOKENESS for 16 hours a day. Feel like it would've been a much better take, especially with Madame Web to make fun of the other type of pop-culture grifter
And then I said super collider? I just met her. And then they built the super collider.
They're scared of offending their chud fans.
They should make the Aidsmoby hide behind some sort of edgy avatar during the stream to hide that he's a fatass
Wait, did he gain weight or do I just have their names mixed up? Aidsmoby is the skinny bald guy with glasses that dropped out because he was an alcoholic, right? Did getting sober make him pick up a snacking habit instead?
he was in the christmas episode, looked as usual
Is this a joke?
no, take everything they say at face value autismo.
>make Jaynerd troon out as a joke and everyone on the nerdcrew has to awkwardly play along with it
>make an episode where they go over some youtubette's shallow take on a throw away slopbuster and make the nerds point out every single plot hole and why her opinion is completely worthless
>make Aidsmoby drop edgy comments about women in the background that everyone awkwardly ignores
>+2h
Damn, I don't know Rich was in the war. Poor guy.
no, a veteran lends him his car for the streamings
Yes, because all those people with signs that say they are veterans are actually veterans, not lying scam artists.
w-what?
He does look like the typical homeless junkie I see standing in the middle of a busy intersection
>Hi, uh, I'm Rich Evans, and I jerk off to furry porn.
What was he thinking!?
Does Mike smoke IRL?
It wasn't funny. Geek corporate shilling died years ago. This was the perfect opportunity to reinvent Nerd Crew as a trio of angry youtube grifters shilling superchats, patreons, merchandise, etc.
they really did get paid to market madame web lol
check their twitter
because they linked to the nerd crew episode? they post every new video
?t=385
AT STs! AT STs! AT STs! AT STs!
gave a lady with her kid close to 100 the bank was closed and i couldn't deposit any so i gave her half
and i still feel terrible. i want that money back, there was no sense of joy only remorse
What?
I couldnt finish it. It was too annoying, maybe I'll watch a quiz show if they post one.
>joke show
>they pick the one capeshit movie in the last 5 years that might have something redeemable in coom content
only a massive gay boy like Jay would do this. They couldve done it to Marvels, Batman, Thor etc
HOLY FRICK IT'S UP
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THEM AGAIN
I'M STILL WAITING ON MY NERDCRATE
>rLm iS dEaD
>thread reaches bump limit
literally laughing crying XD emojiing lmao
thanks bros for continuing to make each and every rlm thread a smash hit success
you're here forever homosexuals hahahaha
thread reached bump limit because Cinemaphile loves eceleb gossip
RLM is great content, I enjoy watching it and talking about it.
>I'm gonna sign up AGAIN!
>Oh, that username's already taken
literally lolled out lout