He's ok, but I still think celeb cameos frick up the dynamic. Culkin is the best of the worst though, but I don't consider Tim and the Canadians to even be guest stars or cameos, they are pretty much just extended cast members and they fit in perfectly into the group imo.
Jim hasn’t been back in years and I doubt he will again. Colin is based and I wish he’d come on with his girlfriend that he has a podcast with. She even travels with him to Milwaukee and likes all the same shit as them but she’s probably too freaked out
He's ok, but I still think celeb cameos frick up the dynamic. Culkin is the best of the worst though, but I don't consider Tim and the Canadians to even be guest stars or cameos, they are pretty much just extended cast members and they fit in perfectly into the group imo.
We all agree Jack Quaid was the best celeb guest right?
Can you really call Culkin a celebrity? I mean how long does that title last? When was the last time he was famous in anything? I feel like after a certain point you revert back to being just some dude.
you know you he is, therefore he's a celebrity
the more people know who you are, the bigger your celebrity
Lizzie Borden killed her parents in the 1890's, she's a celebrity
Thought that was Gordon Ramsay from the thumbnail, had a sensible chuckle trying to envision that >Hey Gordon, could you make us some burgers to eat whilst we watch some movies? >Rich Evans mogs Gordon with his patented Richy Rich Burgah
Pajeets are the true aryans
Germans have the same amount of Indo-European ancestry as Punjabis. However, it is the high caste Punjabi who has BMAC and Indo-Iranian (Aryan) ancestry.
Thus Stolkasa's euro ancestors were ball washers for horse riding Aryan heroes. The pajeet blood would make him handsome, heroic, and virile.
Rich Evans ran over and killed a homeless man with his car on August 7th, 2023 at approximately 2:35AM CT. He hasn't been formally charged or arrested yet but has agreed to turn himself in to the authorities. The police found no drugs or alcohol in his system, yet he was observed driving into the opposite lane of traffic and accelerating into the man standing adjacent to the street. The man was clearly illuminated by powerful streetlights, and there are multiple camera feeds capturing Rich's car audibly accelerating. Basically, Rich just straight up killed a hobo for no reason while completely sober and has no other excuse other than murder. His family and friends are completely shocked, Rich just wants to act like nothing happened. His significant other is talking to a lawyer about getting his charges reduced to manslaughter but Rich confessed to doing something similar to another homeless person in Michigan in 2016. Authorities haven't been able to confirm or identify that particular victim at this present time, but it's likely Rich is telling the truth.
Mike is constantly crying and breaking down during film shoots, and Rich's absence has led to Jay having to take over "Rich" duties like preparing food for Mike and spending time with him watching Star Trek TNG at the RLM studio. The lease on Jay's new warehouse property has already been repossessed due to Jay's credit rating completely tanking after large amounts of personal debt went to collections and he committed financial fraud to recoup his losses. Jay has become a massive alcoholic since 2022, and doesn't even hide it around the guys anymore. Jack tried to get Jay to attend the same 12 step program he did but Jay showed up drunk and tried to pretend he was just acting drunk "as a joke". Mike's completely broken emotional state has really started to wear Jay thin and he's stopped coming into work to avoid the constant babying he has to do for Mike. This is why you haven't seen Jay in an RLM video for 4 months now. Safe to say, this is probably the end of RedLetterMedia. Just how exactly it ends will be revealed, likely in the coming months or weeks, if not days or even hours.
They've also been dialing down the woke virtue signaling. I'm shocked Mike didn't go on a single rant in this episode. In fact when Rich tried to virtue signal about the cartoon mastodons being racist it seemed like they intentionally focused on how funny it is rather than being triggered by it.
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yeah I almost always skip this shit. I have a theory about this, and it's that RLM does subtle paid product endorsements for different Blu-ray labels like Vinegar Syndrome/Synapse/Radiance/etc. these days. On old BTOW videos, they were always showing random ass crusty DVDs and VHS tapes they pulled off the shelves. These days, usually at least 1 or 2 of the movies they watch are fancy unopened releases from one of those labels. It makes perfect sense, since most people who buy those products watch BOTW. My guess is they rarely review b-movies now until they get those endorsement offers, and they'll slip in a random DVD of some forgotten 90's/2000's movie for variety and authenticity purposes.
>how do we get ppl to buy this new hot product we want to sell? >should we give it to the tiktokers getting 10 million views a day >or should we give it to the youtubers getting 270K views over 6 months
a tough decision
Multiple tacky gold rings that hold no value and some shitty bracelets are wrong. Even if the rings and bracelets are nice and have value i'd still say it's pushing it. Gaudy, like a useless king that just sits around all day. But he ain't no king anon. He ain't no king.
Multiple tacky gold rings that hold no value and some shitty bracelets are wrong. Even if the rings and bracelets are nice and have value i'd still say it's pushing it. Gaudy, like a useless king that just sits around all day. But he ain't no king anon. He ain't no king.
>rings >bracelets >nail polish
Bro...........
He doesn't care about any of that, he's just a kid playing dress-up. Macaulay Culkin is probably the best living example of Peter Pan syndrome. He's not a working actor. His parents put aside all the money he made as a kid, and has lived off of that in perpetuity. He's never had a real job, besides acting as a kid, and has never had a mortgage, credit card debt, or an unexpected pregnancy. He's an actual man child. He spends his time playing video games, hanging out with youtubers, and partying.
Its really crazy to think about, how different his life must be from the average person, to have basically worked and hit his retirement before he was 15.
7 months ago
Anonymous
He owns a multi-million dollar home, has a wife and two kids. The frick are you even babbling about?
7 months ago
Anonymous
>being a man means you have to suffer
7 months ago
Anonymous
Men are built from suffering and struggle.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>he's just a kid playing dress-up. Macaulay Culkin is probably the best living example of Peter Pan syndrome. He's not a working actor. His parents put aside all the money he made as a kid, and has lived off of that in perpetuity. He's never had a real job, besides acting as a kid, and has never had a mortgage, credit card debt, or an unexpected pregnancy. He's an actual man child. He spends his time playing video games, hanging out with youtubers, and partying.
And impregnating his sexy Asian wife.
Culkin lives in a completely different reality from you are I. He has no idea that us normal people would consider it strange. This is the same guy who had slumber parties with Michael Jackson as a kid.
Nail polish is the only thing wrong with that tbh.
It always looks horrible on men
Multiple tacky gold rings that hold no value and some shitty bracelets are wrong. Even if the rings and bracelets are nice and have value i'd still say it's pushing it. Gaudy, like a useless king that just sits around all day. But he ain't no king anon. He ain't no king.
Culkin lives in a completely different reality from you are I. He has no idea that us normal people would consider it strange. This is the same guy who had slumber parties with Michael Jackson as a kid.
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He doesn't care about any of that, he's just a kid playing dress-up. Macaulay Culkin is probably the best living example of Peter Pan syndrome. He's not a working actor. His parents put aside all the money he made as a kid, and has lived off of that in perpetuity. He's never had a real job, besides acting as a kid, and has never had a mortgage, credit card debt, or an unexpected pregnancy. He's an actual man child. He spends his time playing video games, hanging out with youtubers, and partying.
Its really crazy to think about, how different his life must be from the average person, to have basically worked and hit his retirement before he was 15.
sometimes i think ppl on Cinemaphile are larping about not having sex ever but then i get a brutal reminder that you dudes are completely disconnected from reality.
literally every dude is wearing makeup and accessories to attract girls nowadays. that's what they like.
Well you could either hang out with 3 canadian idiot drinking beer and watching terrible funny shit movies or you could hang out in James basement with really fricking Fat bad smelling Americans who discuss their favorite pokemons
It's funny how Mike and Jay keep sucking Culkin's wiener, putting him on his shows, fake laughing at his bad jokes, just hoping to get access to his Hollywood contacts, which at this point are probably zero. Frick this cucks.
>culkin >again
I can't stand this homosexual. Why do they have to like him and be friends with him? Welp, that's just one of the rare RLM videos I'll actually skip.
What a gay
RLM should kick this unfunny frick out, it's just embarrassing.
He doesn't even add anything >No funny jokes >Shit editing skills
Do you read me, Jay? I know you're in here.
You SUCK
You can see it right on Culkin's face. Posing for a photo like he's visiting his grandma. His face is saying >"this is so fricking lame and corny"
Culkin is part of the insufferable 'ironic' and 'insincere' generation of millennials, which meshes well with RLM, but not Cinemassacre.
RLM insider here, they haven't revealed this publicly yet but Rich may not be around for much longer. He contracted testicular cancer sometime in mid 2022 and has been on chemotherapy for a while now. (You may have noticed him rapidly losing weight and appearing weak in recent episodes) He has payed for cancer surgery twice using his own savings and patreon money intended for buying new recording equipment, but it appears as if both attempts were unsuccessful at completely removing the cancer, and due to Rich's unhealthy lifestyle and failing health more aggressive treatment could be fatal.
Expect an official announcement in the coming weeks.
Wheel and Junka videos don't have normal movies. One video they saw ages ago was called ""Exploding Varmints Part 1" and it was just a guy shooting rodents with a rifle.
I watch rlm but I mute the sound and minimize the video.
During that time I review the movie myself, out loud, as an act of review dominance.
Rlm does not DARE post about our sessions online out of submission.
They do send me 10k a month so that I may focus on my craft
Bros, this seem to be an actually good ep. Everyone is happy and entertained. It's a mike edit and it's funny. Mike actually fricking put effort into making a funny edit, could you believe that?
Man i wish Culkin would start showing up often again if this means good quality episodes
Man that Mammoth Cave auction video was fricking gold
He was only in that one BotW episode back when he and Mac had a podcast. I doubt he'll ever be back again. He's second only to Max Landis in terms of annoying / out of place guests.
He's gotten progressively more so over the past few years. Likely just a symptom of age. He's no longer the svelte thirtysomething twink that he was in 2015.
It shouldn't be surprising that most of RLM are fatsos when their main hobby / source of income involves sitting in one place for hours while drinking beer (or in Rich's case, soda).
I don't think I ever really started to dislike their show so much as I just don't really care about modern movies at all in the first place. It's kind of hard to get interested in commentary in films you have no interest in at all. Not that I ever had interest in everything they reviewed but the whole hollywood scene is just kind of...eh now. I don't really feel like there's any point in talking about it.
I'm calling it now: Jay Bauman is going to be dead, and his body deposited at the bottom of some Wisconsin lake by the end of the year. After this episode, I think it's clear the rift between him and Mike has become irreparable. The hostile body language and subtle gunlike hand singles they were making to each other was a shocking and disturbing thing to see. It's clear that Mike has brought this new blood on board and immediately focused his efforts to turn him against Jay, most likely he will be the one to do the dirty work and ultimately take the blame for the crime. Mike slow decent into become a monstrous Machiavellian walking, breathing atrocity is finally complete. These are very dark days for RLMbros. I'm going to seclude myself in prayer, guys.
I think the average quality of BOTW would go way up if they'd stop including videos for young children as possible viewing candidates. Most of the time there's hardly any good material there to riff off of, and it ends up just being a bunch of grown men in a room watching dopey cartoons or puppets. Also the running gag about Mike and his obsession with the elderly is wearing pretty thin these days.
He talks about big buff men about twenty times. He brings it up as a joke. But you know that he’s really into it by the amount of times he brings it up. Mike even edited it to make him look really gay kek
>0:53 mike loudly laughs at the very old woman tripping and mistakenly accusing a nearby black woman calling her with racist slurs
UPLOAD THIS VIDEO ON b***hUTE ASAP
Insider here: Culkin nows own 2/3rds of RLM with the purchase of Rich and Jay's shares at an average of 5 dollars per share for 2 shares. Mike is being tempted into selling his for a chance with Brenda Song(Mike has not gotten laid in nearly a decade) but has thusfar held out, sodomizing Rich as a substitute. Things are very tense as you can see in this video
these random videos are far better than the shitty c movies. so much variety and more potential for goofy shit. bad movies are just bad; theres only so much you can rag on after several bad movies.
Mac episodes aren't great. His celebrity status makes them all a bit nervous so they all end up holding back with their jokes and opinions, and the chemistry is all wrong whenever he's on the show.
This. I haven't bothered watching their Pee Wee's Big Adventure vid because Culkin episodes are always lame and unfunny, don't plan on watching this one either.
is it just me or are these fat tards actually trying again? not sure if I'm just imagining things but it's nice they're making content consistently I guess
Mike shouldn't be allowed to pick movies. He always loads it up with stupid old people activities that aren't funny. Just watch more low budget schlocky horror and action.
The "generic boring 80's movies" were the whole point. Trying to find the best and most entertaining movies out of a sea of B-movie shit. Not "let's find the weirdest goofiest throwaway promotional tape of the 80's-90's".
These promo movies have nothing work talking about. That garbage sale tape wasn't funny. It was just boring. Is this just some kind of Wisconsin humor? There is literally nothing to say about any of the films they watched today beyond LOL IT STUPID.
Culkin has been prowling around the youtuber sphere for a bit now. He's not exactly a big thing anymore so it's more like asking how youtubers can afford to collab with each other.
he doesn't do this. you're making this up to discredit Jay and make it seem like he gets overly close and is disrespectful of other people's personal space, which is false.
He's celebrity enough to where his fame detracts attention from what they're doing but not famous enough to where he's actually interesting or has anything to say
>In 2021, Culkin was part of the starring cast of the series' tenth season, American Horror Story: Double Feature. His role in the season was critically praised
I never understood why Cinemaphile RLM threads attract so many schizos that make up quotes and fanfiction about them.
Is it because across their decades long career they have remained free from controversy and have been relatively private about their personal lives?
maybe cause its funny to say that rich evan's crippling diabetes caused him to miss a court date to take custody of 4 cats from his (now) ex-wife or that mike and jay founded the second gay bar in wisconson
have you ever thought of that? or are you just moronic?
>unhealthy obsession with their fake internet friends
You're not allowed to discuss anything about their private lives, unlike here. Also, you're not even allowed to say the "Susan" joke about Jay, due to homophobia or some shit.
was thinking they'd fallen off a lot lately, but holy shit this was the best episode in years. I assume Mike knew that which is why he went all out with the editing
Culkin really causes some weird level of seethe among the schizos of RLM threads. Dude is just a normal guy who was a big deal in Hollywood when he was a kid. He's not some out of place megacelebrity and he fits well with the cast. The pretending to be starstruck thing is a bit, it's tongue in cheek, or are autists too moronic to get that?
they want him to be a washed up loser because he hasn't been in a major production for like 30 years
but they're mad that he got lucky and don't have to work for a living
>another fricking celebrity cameo episode
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Culkin is preferable to Tim or the Canadians tbh senpai
he is very likable, but he struggles to get a word in
he just sits there in silence and laughs while Mike and Jay just prattle on
At least they're not raping him
Mike is the VOD poster who uses race descriptions in everything.
He's ok, but I still think celeb cameos frick up the dynamic. Culkin is the best of the worst though, but I don't consider Tim and the Canadians to even be guest stars or cameos, they are pretty much just extended cast members and they fit in perfectly into the group imo.
Jim hasn’t been back in years and I doubt he will again. Colin is based and I wish he’d come on with his girlfriend that he has a podcast with. She even travels with him to Milwaukee and likes all the same shit as them but she’s probably too freaked out
I was about to ask “how come Jim might not return?”, then I realised he has an Emmy with his name on it in the related pic lol
>Colin is based and I wish he’d come on with his girlfriend
wait, Colin is not gay
We all agree Jack Quaid was the best celeb guest right?
Patton was funny in that he was so miserable.
>Cuck Quaid
>good
nepobaby homosexual
The best celeb guest was Rich Evans, but unfortunately it was a sign that they sold out
Yes and I miss him. Hope he comes back.
Culkin fricking sucks. Even Beardfat is better.
>dude i was the heckin home alone kid 40 years ago
Nobody gives a shit.
He never brings up that he was in Home Alone.
It amazes me that people like you just make shit up to be angry about, especially when it involves an actual person
>to Tim
Yes
>or the Canadians
have a nice day you tasteless Black person
Can you really call Culkin a celebrity? I mean how long does that title last? When was the last time he was famous in anything? I feel like after a certain point you revert back to being just some dude.
it lasts pretty much forever even though you might not be getting any roles or produce anything anymore
He's a famous model
He's still a household name, anon. I don't think you remember how big he was.
>90s drug addict child actor is a celebrity in 2023
you know you he is, therefore he's a celebrity
the more people know who you are, the bigger your celebrity
Lizzie Borden killed her parents in the 1890's, she's a celebrity
>1:22:39
>Mike: "Big surprise, the pretty white lady is the good character"
is he going to do this every episode now?
So I’m not the only one who searches the transcipt for anything woke before watching the ep
>autism
>making up random quotes that don't exist
Why do you do this?
What happened to Mike S.?
I think he's over correcting for the perception that he's a racist
Do you just blindly believe everything Cinemaphile says?
He's been compensating hard ever since the allegations came out. It's not subtle at all.
The not gays!!!
>all these poltards jumping on the quote without even taking 4 seconds to verify if it's real or not for themselves
RLM is shit but so are you right wing morons lmao
It was real in my mind
At this point responding to the fake timestamps as if they were real is just as much of a meme as the made up drama itself.
These buttholes are still alive? More embarrassingly, Cinemaphilestill cares???
Nobody cares what you think. When you are going to realize this?
>Culkin
no thanks (unironically)
Thought that was Gordon Ramsay from the thumbnail, had a sensible chuckle trying to envision that
>Hey Gordon, could you make us some burgers to eat whilst we watch some movies?
>Rich Evans mogs Gordon with his patented Richy Rich Burgah
>another culkin episode
pls stop
Why is he whiter as a pajeet
Mike is high-caste
Pajeets are the true aryans
Germans have the same amount of Indo-European ancestry as Punjabis. However, it is the high caste Punjabi who has BMAC and Indo-Iranian (Aryan) ancestry.
Thus Stolkasa's euro ancestors were ball washers for horse riding Aryan heroes. The pajeet blood would make him handsome, heroic, and virile.
>culkin episode
>pls stop
Black, Mac is THE BEST!
Imagine being american and having to say "white" in front of a description of a regular person to specify that you in fact mean a white person, lmao
>Imagine being american and having to say "white" in front of a description of a regular person to specify that you in fact mean a white person, lmao
Rich looks so bad Omg
Rich Evans ran over and killed a homeless man with his car on August 7th, 2023 at approximately 2:35AM CT. He hasn't been formally charged or arrested yet but has agreed to turn himself in to the authorities. The police found no drugs or alcohol in his system, yet he was observed driving into the opposite lane of traffic and accelerating into the man standing adjacent to the street. The man was clearly illuminated by powerful streetlights, and there are multiple camera feeds capturing Rich's car audibly accelerating. Basically, Rich just straight up killed a hobo for no reason while completely sober and has no other excuse other than murder. His family and friends are completely shocked, Rich just wants to act like nothing happened. His significant other is talking to a lawyer about getting his charges reduced to manslaughter but Rich confessed to doing something similar to another homeless person in Michigan in 2016. Authorities haven't been able to confirm or identify that particular victim at this present time, but it's likely Rich is telling the truth.
Mike is constantly crying and breaking down during film shoots, and Rich's absence has led to Jay having to take over "Rich" duties like preparing food for Mike and spending time with him watching Star Trek TNG at the RLM studio. The lease on Jay's new warehouse property has already been repossessed due to Jay's credit rating completely tanking after large amounts of personal debt went to collections and he committed financial fraud to recoup his losses. Jay has become a massive alcoholic since 2022, and doesn't even hide it around the guys anymore. Jack tried to get Jay to attend the same 12 step program he did but Jay showed up drunk and tried to pretend he was just acting drunk "as a joke". Mike's completely broken emotional state has really started to wear Jay thin and he's stopped coming into work to avoid the constant babying he has to do for Mike. This is why you haven't seen Jay in an RLM video for 4 months now. Safe to say, this is probably the end of RedLetterMedia. Just how exactly it ends will be revealed, likely in the coming months or weeks, if not days or even hours.
>Mac is slightly shorter than Rich Evans
>Rich introduces him as Warwick Davis
Kek
can someone please tell me what the word "Junka" is supposed to mean?
It's a clever wordplay on "Jenka" and the fact that they are watching junk
>Jenka
moronic
Jenga + Junk = Junka
mind = blown
I must have missed the initial memo here
If you needed this explained to you, you don't deserve to live.
You're the one who's a fan of this moronic gay shit, maybe you're the one who should have a nice day. Ever look at it that way, sport?
Macaulay Culkin’s repressed childhood trauma is almost palpable.
I think he's remarkably normal for having had to deal with all that shit.
>3 episodes in a month
what the frick is going on. we've never ever gotten this many episodes
Renewed surge of creativity after the recent...unpleasantness between Mike and Jay
yeah Mike just wants to fulfill his contract as soon as possible so he can move on
>More thinly veiled RLM fanfiction
These threads have been lacking this shit recently
They've also been dialing down the woke virtue signaling. I'm shocked Mike didn't go on a single rant in this episode. In fact when Rich tried to virtue signal about the cartoon mastodons being racist it seemed like they intentionally focused on how funny it is rather than being triggered by it.
>made a bunch of jokes about the little girl wanting to frick the mastadons
>made a Jay supercut of all the times he mentioned buff bods
Based Mike.
mackage kinble the episode with when he doing of things to rich even but mike does the not to red media letter shatner?
Coffee ready. Pillow ready. Time for comfy RLM time.
HOLY FRICKING SHIT WHY
First time in a RLM thread?
hi, I recognise that you are from reddit because you think hyperbolic over reactions in all caps are funny. just a quick tip, it gets on people’s nerves here. happy browsing
OMG SHUT THE FRICK UP YOU GOD DAMN moronic newbie
And last, probably.
Please leave reddittroon
I TOLD YOU TO SHUT YOUR FRICKING TRAP, c**t homosexual
His reaction was appropriate. That pillow is fricked up on so many levels.
>it’s a best of the worst episode
>it’s all fricking instructional tapes and otherwise nonfiction
I hate this shit, I just wanna watch them watch shitty b horror and action movies baka tbh senpai
yeah I almost always skip this shit. I have a theory about this, and it's that RLM does subtle paid product endorsements for different Blu-ray labels like Vinegar Syndrome/Synapse/Radiance/etc. these days. On old BTOW videos, they were always showing random ass crusty DVDs and VHS tapes they pulled off the shelves. These days, usually at least 1 or 2 of the movies they watch are fancy unopened releases from one of those labels. It makes perfect sense, since most people who buy those products watch BOTW. My guess is they rarely review b-movies now until they get those endorsement offers, and they'll slip in a random DVD of some forgotten 90's/2000's movie for variety and authenticity purposes.
your theory is moronic
> doesn't think RLM gets extra revenue from what is essentially product reviews, like most youtubers
your mom is moronic
your mom is moronic, mike
>how do we get ppl to buy this new hot product we want to sell?
>should we give it to the tiktokers getting 10 million views a day
>or should we give it to the youtubers getting 270K views over 6 months
a tough decision
>warwick davis reference
Rich definitely lurks here.
Or maybe he was referencing Warwick Davis
Like Culkin
Like Canadians
Meh on beardman
Dislike baldman
>still no THE BATMAN review
>will never review FIVE NIGHT'S AT FREDDY'S
the fricking hacks are NOT your friends.
FNAF is right up their alley though. plus it's on streaming
Do you really want to see these old tired hacks review The Batman
>rings
>bracelets
>nail polish
Bro...........
Nail polish is the only thing wrong with that tbh.
It always looks horrible on men
The other two can be fine, but I'd say the particular rings and bracelets he wears are ugly
Multiple tacky gold rings that hold no value and some shitty bracelets are wrong. Even if the rings and bracelets are nice and have value i'd still say it's pushing it. Gaudy, like a useless king that just sits around all day. But he ain't no king anon. He ain't no king.
If you're gonna do that shit lean into the tackiness fully. Like if he wore that stuff with this outfit
they'd fit
He doesn't care about any of that, he's just a kid playing dress-up. Macaulay Culkin is probably the best living example of Peter Pan syndrome. He's not a working actor. His parents put aside all the money he made as a kid, and has lived off of that in perpetuity. He's never had a real job, besides acting as a kid, and has never had a mortgage, credit card debt, or an unexpected pregnancy. He's an actual man child. He spends his time playing video games, hanging out with youtubers, and partying.
Its really crazy to think about, how different his life must be from the average person, to have basically worked and hit his retirement before he was 15.
He owns a multi-million dollar home, has a wife and two kids. The frick are you even babbling about?
>being a man means you have to suffer
Men are built from suffering and struggle.
>he's just a kid playing dress-up. Macaulay Culkin is probably the best living example of Peter Pan syndrome. He's not a working actor. His parents put aside all the money he made as a kid, and has lived off of that in perpetuity. He's never had a real job, besides acting as a kid, and has never had a mortgage, credit card debt, or an unexpected pregnancy. He's an actual man child. He spends his time playing video games, hanging out with youtubers, and partying.
And impregnating his sexy Asian wife.
Culkin lives in a completely different reality from you are I. He has no idea that us normal people would consider it strange. This is the same guy who had slumber parties with Michael Jackson as a kid.
sometimes i think ppl on Cinemaphile are larping about not having sex ever but then i get a brutal reminder that you dudes are completely disconnected from reality.
literally every dude is wearing makeup and accessories to attract girls nowadays. that's what they like.
Super cope, I wear that shit
I'd like to wear simple rings but im afraid of degloving, that shit is scary
Look up silicone rings. 10 packs on Amazon or something. They will break before your skin does and if you lose one you don't care.
Used a lot on Cinemaphile
It's cool to be a homosexual, anon. Enjoy sucking dick, brother!
Guys who wear makeup, accessories, and fingernail polish don't get laid. You sounds brown.
So grateful Culkin's homosexual friend isn't in this one.
Kevin McCallister is the only celebrity guest that works on RLM.
>ynr the disastrous Patton Oswalt episode
>still avoiding Cinemassacre
Well you could either hang out with 3 canadian idiot drinking beer and watching terrible funny shit movies or you could hang out in James basement with really fricking Fat bad smelling Americans who discuss their favorite pokemons
>3 canadian idiot
none of them are Canadian
He already did Cinemassacre
yes because they suck. Mike, Jay and Rich are genuine dudes.
I am watching this episode of Best of the Worst: Junka 4 in disbelief brehs
It's CRIMINAL not to have a great ass!
Nobody is talking, what is wrong with that moron newfriend
It's funny how Mike and Jay keep sucking Culkin's wiener, putting him on his shows, fake laughing at his bad jokes, just hoping to get access to his Hollywood contacts, which at this point are probably zero. Frick this cucks.
It's funny how Cinemaphile keeps writing their own fanfic about a couple of alcoholic schlubs in Wisconsin
>culkin
>again
I can't stand this homosexual. Why do they have to like him and be friends with him? Welp, that's just one of the rare RLM videos I'll actually skip.
Gay Jay keeps calling fictional healthy cartoon bodies as "HOT" bodies
He is such a gay, he is beyond insane in an unhealthy way
Yay, my friends are back! Just postponed my suicide for this
What a gay
RLM should kick this unfunny frick out, it's just embarrassing.
He doesn't even add anything
>No funny jokes
>Shit editing skills
Do you read me, Jay? I know you're in here.
You SUCK
he is RLM
I AM RLM
FRICK YOU YOU FRICKING homosexual wiener SUCKING SICK gayFRUITY FRICK
Nobody likes you, wipe your disgusting wet lips buck tooth
>culkin does videos with RLM multiple times
>only did Cinemassacre once
why did he abandon Jimmy?
Celebrities want to be treated like normal people. Screenwave guys were probably too starstruck and cringe around him.
I can guarantee those Cinemassacre slobs wouldn't stop trying to talk to him about Home Alone and he got annoyed and never wanted to come back.
You can see it right on Culkin's face. Posing for a photo like he's visiting his grandma. His face is saying
>"this is so fricking lame and corny"
Culkin is part of the insufferable 'ironic' and 'insincere' generation of millennials, which meshes well with RLM, but not Cinemassacre.
I wanna listen to Type O Negative and jack off to 90s goth babes now
Was it a stroke?
he was performing oral ghost exercise
RLM insider here, they haven't revealed this publicly yet but Rich may not be around for much longer. He contracted testicular cancer sometime in mid 2022 and has been on chemotherapy for a while now. (You may have noticed him rapidly losing weight and appearing weak in recent episodes) He has payed for cancer surgery twice using his own savings and patreon money intended for buying new recording equipment, but it appears as if both attempts were unsuccessful at completely removing the cancer, and due to Rich's unhealthy lifestyle and failing health more aggressive treatment could be fatal.
Expect an official announcement in the coming weeks.
Mack and Rich are so cute.
you will never be happily married
same sex marriage is prohibited where i live not to mention a sin according to church
kek at all the cope
she looks like Tim Curry's effeminate son
ew
that thing looks like Arin Hanson
i'd rather marry loneliness than her
Thank god
frick off and kys jay
Jay won a trophy,
What does it mean?
I don't understand the point of watching redditlettermedia when you could just watch movies and form your own opinions instead.
Yet, you are here
What if I already did that?
Wheel and Junka videos don't have normal movies. One video they saw ages ago was called ""Exploding Varmints Part 1" and it was just a guy shooting rodents with a rifle.
I watch rlm but I mute the sound and minimize the video.
During that time I review the movie myself, out loud, as an act of review dominance.
Rlm does not DARE post about our sessions online out of submission.
They do send me 10k a month so that I may focus on my craft
>dominatrix workout voiceover
>Picture of an old lady edited in
Actually made me laugh
Rich is just a couple years away from going bald on top
Bros, this seem to be an actually good ep. Everyone is happy and entertained. It's a mike edit and it's funny. Mike actually fricking put effort into making a funny edit, could you believe that?
Man i wish Culkin would start showing up often again if this means good quality episodes
I just realized Mack didn't even have his handler.
Man that Mammoth Cave auction video was fricking gold
He was only in that one BotW episode back when he and Mac had a podcast. I doubt he'll ever be back again. He's second only to Max Landis in terms of annoying / out of place guests.
He was in 2 episodes, and on the panel for one of them.
H O T
M A S T O D O N
B O D I E S
>Caulker
nah
Why did he do it, bros?
You need to be a winner to know the answer.
No Josh, no watch
It's not Al anymore. It's JUNK
Jay really looks bloated in this episode.
He's gotten progressively more so over the past few years. Likely just a symptom of age. He's no longer the svelte thirtysomething twink that he was in 2015.
He's still the thinnest one on the show. He's just in his 40s now. It will happen to you too, anon.
>He's still the thinnest one on the show
It shouldn't be surprising that most of RLM are fatsos when their main hobby / source of income involves sitting in one place for hours while drinking beer (or in Rich's case, soda).
i wonder how long it will take before they mention racism, sexism, or white people
An actual funny BOTW how about that
RLM is hate content
Is tht's that man a known communist pedophile?
I don't think I ever really started to dislike their show so much as I just don't really care about modern movies at all in the first place. It's kind of hard to get interested in commentary in films you have no interest in at all. Not that I ever had interest in everything they reviewed but the whole hollywood scene is just kind of...eh now. I don't really feel like there's any point in talking about it.
I'm with you, broadly speaking
It's UP
Kino episode
>Hey Mac.
>Oh you want to shoot something? We'll we're all pretty bus..
>What's that? Oh your already at the airport..
I'm calling it now: Jay Bauman is going to be dead, and his body deposited at the bottom of some Wisconsin lake by the end of the year. After this episode, I think it's clear the rift between him and Mike has become irreparable. The hostile body language and subtle gunlike hand singles they were making to each other was a shocking and disturbing thing to see. It's clear that Mike has brought this new blood on board and immediately focused his efforts to turn him against Jay, most likely he will be the one to do the dirty work and ultimately take the blame for the crime. Mike slow decent into become a monstrous Machiavellian walking, breathing atrocity is finally complete. These are very dark days for RLMbros. I'm going to seclude myself in prayer, guys.
>Jay Bauman is going to be dead
Their silence is deafening.
I hardly watch these but I do like checking on Rich Evans's norwood level
I think the average quality of BOTW would go way up if they'd stop including videos for young children as possible viewing candidates. Most of the time there's hardly any good material there to riff off of, and it ends up just being a bunch of grown men in a room watching dopey cartoons or puppets. Also the running gag about Mike and his obsession with the elderly is wearing pretty thin these days.
Jay is really gay then, huh
no he's not
He is, he's the gayest gay man to ever live
what does he say in the video
He talks about big buff men about twenty times. He brings it up as a joke. But you know that he’s really into it by the amount of times he brings it up. Mike even edited it to make him look really gay kek
you're gay
That’s how I know
He sexualises fictional buff cartoon men non-stop, he can't help it
he is a filthy gay degenerate
>0:53 mike loudly laughs at the very old woman tripping and mistakenly accusing a nearby black woman calling her with racist slurs
UPLOAD THIS VIDEO ON b***hUTE ASAP
Insider here: Culkin nows own 2/3rds of RLM with the purchase of Rich and Jay's shares at an average of 5 dollars per share for 2 shares. Mike is being tempted into selling his for a chance with Brenda Song(Mike has not gotten laid in nearly a decade) but has thusfar held out, sodomizing Rich as a substitute. Things are very tense as you can see in this video
First enjoyable video they've done in a very long time.
Status on Mammoth caves national park auction?
Still on-going.
Is Jay an alcoholic?
LAUREEEN
rlm homosexuals deserve it
these random videos are far better than the shitty c movies. so much variety and more potential for goofy shit. bad movies are just bad; theres only so much you can rag on after several bad movies.
I'm just glad Culkin's homosexual friend isn't there this time
Mac episodes aren't great. His celebrity status makes them all a bit nervous so they all end up holding back with their jokes and opinions, and the chemistry is all wrong whenever he's on the show.
This. I haven't bothered watching their Pee Wee's Big Adventure vid because Culkin episodes are always lame and unfunny, don't plan on watching this one either.
Culkin is going to be on celebrity Jeopardy on november 14th in case any of you give a shit
is it just me or are these fat tards actually trying again? not sure if I'm just imagining things but it's nice they're making content consistently I guess
People that take screenshots of themselves getting blocked for obvious troll attempts are so fricking pathetic.
Do you think it was Mike or Jay that did the blocking?
Why did Jay hide this reply on one of his tweets?
because they're an aew troony
A better question is why did you save an image of his hidden tweet?
Because it was hilarious to see that a Cinemaphile meme bothered him so much that he felt the need to hide it instead of ignoring it
>talentmogged by his lil bro
Mike shouldn't be allowed to pick movies. He always loads it up with stupid old people activities that aren't funny. Just watch more low budget schlocky horror and action.
Did they get rid of Jack? If so good
He died of cancer, bro, have some respect.
Why won't they review martin's newest movie
Who cares? Why do they invite a former child actor?
He's been on the show a bunch. I guess the first time was probably a stunt but I guess they sort of clicked.
he's topping Jay so they just sorta productively use the time during post-nut clarity
god they're old, it's so creepy
>McCucky Cuckin
I think Culk is based and funny and I'm tired of pretending he's not. Great episode
He's a neutral factor for me. Doesn't make the episode any better or worse.
Didn't they used to have a girl on the show? Like in the long long ago?
Jesse got cancelled.
She stopped appearing on screen because she got really uncomfortable with all the sexual comments people left about Mike.
The last tape makes it a top episode.
ITS UP
My grandmother had facersize
Any lewds of the Mastodon?|
The auction tape was the best and is my pick.
>Only 8 views
Kek they've reached a new low
God I'm glad it's not another episode of generic boring 80s movies. Shit like wheel of the worst, black aspine and junka are way better.
The "generic boring 80's movies" were the whole point. Trying to find the best and most entertaining movies out of a sea of B-movie shit. Not "let's find the weirdest goofiest throwaway promotional tape of the 80's-90's".
Yeah and I find the latter more entertaining. Just do the highlight episodes for old movies.
These promo movies have nothing work talking about. That garbage sale tape wasn't funny. It was just boring. Is this just some kind of Wisconsin humor? There is literally nothing to say about any of the films they watched today beyond LOL IT STUPID.
The bad ones are more entertaining than the mediocre bad b-movies
These are nothing tapes and only service to highlight Mike's bizarre fetish for watching old people.
He is afraid of getting old and geriatric. Humor is his way of coping with his mortality.
lol its not your show to decide what the point is, its theirs.
FRICK OFF ITS MY CALL homosexual
How can they afford to get actors like Culkin in their episodes? I doubt they do it for free....
Culkin has been prowling around the youtuber sphere for a bit now. He's not exactly a big thing anymore so it's more like asking how youtubers can afford to collab with each other.
Yeah Culkin is basically an insanely rich NEET party boy, he probably just hits up random youtube channels he watches and asks to come on.
The auction guy talked like someone out of a
Joel Haver video
that was fricking funny and i did honestly think it was a fake video for a minute
I wish jay would stop trying to give mike backrubs every episode. it's starting to get weird and creepy
he doesn't do this. you're making this up to discredit Jay and make it seem like he gets overly close and is disrespectful of other people's personal space, which is false.
what is everyones problem with home alone guy? seems fine and is 100x better than jack or the other bearded homosexual
hes tolerable but i hate the episodes where his handler is around (glasses israelite guy)
He's celebrity enough to where his fame detracts attention from what they're doing but not famous enough to where he's actually interesting or has anything to say
what has he been in since home alone? has he had any adult career at all?
>In 2021, Culkin was part of the starring cast of the series' tenth season, American Horror Story: Double Feature. His role in the season was critically praised
Getting Even with Dad?
Party monster
He's been in Brenda Song.
He's fine but it annoys me how he says "like ya know yeah" every 5 seconds
this eceleb thread will stay up but a drukino will get deleted. Get fricked jannies
Bros, we are so fricking back
I never understood why Cinemaphile RLM threads attract so many schizos that make up quotes and fanfiction about them.
Is it because across their decades long career they have remained free from controversy and have been relatively private about their personal lives?
maybe cause its funny to say that rich evan's crippling diabetes caused him to miss a court date to take custody of 4 cats from his (now) ex-wife or that mike and jay founded the second gay bar in wisconson
have you ever thought of that? or are you just moronic?
RLM fans are mostly homosexuals from reddit that have an unhealthy obsession with their fake internet friends like Jay and Mike.
You're saying this in an RLM thread on Cinemaphile, which is filled with the biggest parasocial homosexuals in the RLM fanbase.
>unhealthy obsession with their fake internet friends
You're not allowed to discuss anything about their private lives, unlike here. Also, you're not even allowed to say the "Susan" joke about Jay, due to homophobia or some shit.
Seems like it was a mistake to place Macaulay Culkin at the edge of the table instead of in the middle. He seemed more out of place.
> increase actual review count per month
> slowly decrease Jay screen time
> RLM is on the rise again
RLM has betrayed us.
buy an ad, homosexual
The black spine videos are my favorite. I'm glad they are still doing them and the Junka even after they got rid of all the Nukie tapes.
Where can I watch that Difficult People movie?
Thank you.
This was a great ep. Absolutely makes up for the Halloween one being mostly boring.
was thinking they'd fallen off a lot lately, but holy shit this was the best episode in years. I assume Mike knew that which is why he went all out with the editing
Where's the One Piece review? you fricking HACKS, I KNOW RICH IS THE KIND OF NERD WHO'D WATCH THAT
That last video was the first time i laughed at an RLM video in years. That dude rambling about picnic tables and dumpsters are Tim&Eric tier
Culkin really causes some weird level of seethe among the schizos of RLM threads. Dude is just a normal guy who was a big deal in Hollywood when he was a kid. He's not some out of place megacelebrity and he fits well with the cast. The pretending to be starstruck thing is a bit, it's tongue in cheek, or are autists too moronic to get that?
they want him to be a washed up loser because he hasn't been in a major production for like 30 years
but they're mad that he got lucky and don't have to work for a living