>made RLM hard to watch.
What makes RLM hard to watch is hearing Rich SCREECH like a shrieking witch, cackling every time he hears anything even remotely funny.
Seriously, when Rich displays his affection for Walpurgis women, I just turn off the show. It's awful.
The Picard Season 3 review was the series finale of RLM. Finally, the entertainment industry makes a shallow nostalgia fueled cash grab that was hyperfocused enough to their interests that they loved it.
There's no reason to watch anything else these guys have to say anymore. Big tentpole franchise movies are dying and are it's getting to the point where there's nothing interesting to say about them anymore, good or bad.
They’re film reviewers reviewing a film and RLM threads have never and will never be pruned because they’ve always been part of this boards culture.
You’re the newbie here, deal with it.
>Zoomers think morons talking on YouTube is cinema
I can’t wait for you morons to be drafted to die in Israel in the next war.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Shut up, Mohamad. You’re fooling nobody with your “hello, fellow Cinemaphileners. Don’t we hate the things you always loved” routine.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Israel won't be a country by the end of year, yid.
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Anonymous
> Blah blah blah im an angry little man
RLM will always be on the board and the only thing you can do about it, you self-hating projecting zoomer, is cry about it.
>20 year old RLMer
I'm pretty sure the only 20yo that watches RLM is Caroline Konstnar.
She's probably literally the only watcher of those videos under 30
why does he have the weird courage the cowardly dog hands
that always bugged me
also jannies how the hell am I supposed to heed a warning if you don't tell me what post I made that made you send out the warning
I mean they’re the perfect heroes of our hobby. Not one thing about them is compelling or even palatable and yet they continue to exist.
They’re quintessential Midwest American critique.
Mike Stoklasa only cares about being fricked in the ass by Californian Nepo Babies and doing VA work for them. The movie reviewing gig is just a side project.
The irony of that picture is that Mike is the ultimate grifter when it comes to that woke shit. One video he'll tug your chain on agenda-driven movies and the next he'll pretend he's above it all.
>They neutered themselves.
The correct word is disingenuous. Mike wants diversity when it makes him sound like the most mature person at the dinner table. Otherwise, he'll b***h about it like he did during the exorcist review.
No, he was being cynical about how the movie had 2 leads, and they were conveniently 1 black girl and 1 white girl. He was insinuating a racial agenda, if you will. But only Mike can do it. If you do the same, you're being cringe.
That won’t stop the Redditors from spamming threads on this board.
More reason that Hiro should make a separate board for Exelebs and lolcows like Red Letter Media. But sadly Hiro won’t do that because he is afraid of cyberbullying and stalking.
>it’s another Mike likes a shitty movie and Jay and Rich have to walk eggshells around him and his awful taste
Can Mike just be cut from Half in the Bag? He literally has the worst taste of the group.
How does it make you feel knowing that a video on YouTube documenting the speed run progression of individual Mike Tyson’s punch out levels get more views than all the films released this year combined?
>Is it really such a surprise they have similar tastes in things?
He's talking about the times when Jay literally changes his opinion in real time based on Mike's takes.
The weather in Milwaukee is miserable most of the year. There’s 2 things that are really good here that you can do during this time; drink excellent craft beer and get fat off of the excellent food.
pic rel is the only funny thing the ghostbusters have managed to do in the past 30 years. even if they make another thousand movies, they'll never top this.
They didn't even talk about the movie. They just talked about the exhaustion they feel that it even exists. Which is fine, that's all the movie really is, a tired product that shouldn't exist. But they don't ever interrogate this problem in an interesting way. Every Half in the Bag is them lamenting bad movies coming out today but say nothing deeper about the horrid state of the industry. So now all their reviews are equally boring and tired.
Can they please just go back to watching low budget action/cop/revenge/karate movies on BoTW? I swear the crap they've been on lately have been so boring.
>They make fun of both liberals and conservatives
no they don't, they praise woke shit and make fun of anyone who dares criticize wokeness. they are de facto woke.
>forgets about all the pandemic episodes making fun of liberals and their hysteria.
made fun of them so hard they did the same shit and got vaxmaxxed....
>STILL seething about sony
How much longer can they pretend this joke has any revelance. At some point they even say sony doesn't want to do tv shows and want to do big budget movies. Couldn't they at least have done some research? Sony does a bunch of tv shows for Netflix, Amazon, and Hulu. They just put out two small budget romantic comedies. They really are desperate to make sony bad their brand identity.
They don't review mainstream movies if they don't like them. When's the last time they mercilessly shit all over a mainstream movie on Half in the Bag? It's been years.
I will watch it on 2x and I will never watch the movie. And my brain will barely register ever seeing the video and I will be another day closer to the grave.
It's pretty shitty for them to act so above it all while making hour long reviews of absolute studio slop like this joke of a film, literally a Tropic Thunder skit made into a feature. How many good, relevant films come and go that they simply don't touch, while producing 20 videos apologizing for Picard?
>Jay: This movie was a real piece of shit, really there's nothing redeemable about it that I can really even think of. I hated this movie. >Mike: I loved this film. >Jay: Well I didn't HATE it.
How in the actual frick did Dickless get elected Mayor? I mean, he couldn't possibly be any worse that the literal pile of shit running NYC right now, but jeez guys...
>refuse to review any actual highly anticipated movies of the year >everything gets a brief mention in the end of the year recap >review the new Ghostbusters immediately after it comes out
why?
because it's a woke movie they can advertise to get people to see to pump up the box office numbers so they can proclaim that 'get woke go broke' is a lie
They feel like their audience wants to hear about shit movies as they rip on it. But I guess we will get a mention of dune 2 in 9 months time as Jay talks about it for 2 minutes and how he prefers david lynch
In the last 12 months, the only 'good' movie they've reviewed for half in the bag is Oppenheimer and maybe GOTG3 if you like cape shit. The rest is all shit
>They rent out a whole warehouse so clearly they're doing well.
They keep buying stupid movie props too. The whole channel seems to exist so mike can buy toys
let me guess. mike loved it because it was bad.
You were first. congrats
>15 seconds ago
You’re late.
>we hated Dune 2
KWAB
Who are you quoting?
>click video
>posted 3 minutes ago
>check Cinemaphile
>thread made 3 minutes ago
impressive
Jay's boyfriend posted the thread
Mike posts these himself, this is been confirmed a long time ago
Jay cut his hair?
OH MY FRICKING GOD IT'S UP IT'S UP
>Jay finally cut his hair
Now he just needs to start working out again.
Now you just need to stop being a homosexual
Well he looked like a frickin' queer- made RLM hard to watch.
It is ironic you say that when Mike is more gay. He’s the one that demands all couples in media be either gay or interracial.
>made RLM hard to watch.
What makes RLM hard to watch is hearing Rich SCREECH like a shrieking witch, cackling every time he hears anything even remotely funny.
Seriously, when Rich displays his affection for Walpurgis women, I just turn off the show. It's awful.
They said Kenny was walled bros..
time to stop gooning for a second to learn what my opinion of this movie is
You can still goon at the same time just use your phone
Jay wanted it to star the poo and hack israelite comedians lol.
The Picard Season 3 review was the series finale of RLM. Finally, the entertainment industry makes a shallow nostalgia fueled cash grab that was hyperfocused enough to their interests that they loved it.
There's no reason to watch anything else these guys have to say anymore. Big tentpole franchise movies are dying and are it's getting to the point where there's nothing interesting to say about them anymore, good or bad.
what gay porn is this?
red letter media
>Jay: I didn't like X
>Mike: Oh, I liked X
>Jay I also liked X!
Never change Jay. Never change...
bawd lesbians
Pic of jays hair im not clicking that shit
Kenny in suicide watch
Yeah, they're tearing her apart in this review lol
Timestamps for the parts they talk about Kenny?
My friends are back!!
H A S B E E N S
She’s white
why is this a thing?
Homosexuals and autistic Millennials without strong father figures have been sadly shilling these unfunny shills for years.
You watch the same people who are paid for their opinion.
Oy Vey! My favorite Goyslop Friend Simulator! Red Letter Media! Tell us how bad White people are, Mike “The Not Gays” Stoklasa!
What’s your endgame? Nobody who likes red letter media is going to stop liking them because you come here and whine about them?
I've considered it.
kwab
>the absolute state of Cinemaphile
It says way more about the film industry than them.
Disgraceful... Nothing like the Cinemaphile I know......
Hiro seriously needs to make a separate board for Internet celebrities. Especially the Reddit ones.
You fundies really hate that independent film makers are getting way more attention and fandom than you ever will.
>independent film makers
>Red Letter Media
That’s a good one.
>so glad I dropped them.
See you next thread where you say things that clearly show you’ve watched them.
>can’t even reply to the right anon
RLM-trannies really are the most moronic posters on Cinemaphile. You all should go back to twitter.
Oh I did.
well theyve made independent films
>most popular television platform in the world
>IT NEEDS A NEW BOARD
This isn’t a television show of a movie.
It is a YouTube video of a bunch of drunk morons from Milwaukee.
Yes. This spam shouldn’t be on this board.
Youtube IS television you colossal moron. Or is it only TV if you pay some israeli cable company $200 a month?
Nooooooooo, it has to be made in a israelite studio for it to be tv. Waaaaaahhhhh
>Zoomers think morons talking on YouTube is cinema
I can’t wait for you morons to be drafted to die in Israel in the next war.
Shut up, Mohamad. You’re fooling nobody with your “hello, fellow Cinemaphileners. Don’t we hate the things you always loved” routine.
Israel won't be a country by the end of year, yid.
> Blah blah blah im an angry little man
RLM will always be on the board and the only thing you can do about it, you self-hating projecting zoomer, is cry about it.
They’re film reviewers reviewing a film and RLM threads have never and will never be pruned because they’ve always been part of this boards culture.
You’re the newbie here, deal with it.
Only if we delete Cinemaphile altogether
there will never be an e-celeb board because it would just be kiwifarms, Accept this already you homosexual moron.
fatherless behavior
This
RLM-Redditors need to be beaten by Tiger Moms more.
>20 year old RLMer
I'm pretty sure the only 20yo that watches RLM is Caroline Konstnar.
She's probably literally the only watcher of those videos under 30
why does he have the weird courage the cowardly dog hands
that always bugged me
also jannies how the hell am I supposed to heed a warning if you don't tell me what post I made that made you send out the warning
I mean they’re the perfect heroes of our hobby. Not one thing about them is compelling or even palatable and yet they continue to exist.
They’re quintessential Midwest American critique.
They owe their success to you and Cinemaphile right? Such a sneaky thing to do but legal
>that part where Mike Stoklasa defends Israel holocausting Palestines because his Nepo Babie friend said it was okay
I am so glad I dropped these hacks.
>2024
>not being Pro-Israel
Get out
You get out of the sex-trafficing tunnels, Pedo israelite.
these clowns unironically think they're any better than or different from those other youtube grifters
They are worse. Even Doug Walker is better than them. At least he didn’t shill Jurassic World like Mike Stoklasa did.
Is there a reason they don't review good or well known movies anymore? Like why not see anatomy of a fall or aftersun or even dune or oppenheimer?
Laziness and apathy
They've stopped caring because it's all garbage, they have more fun watching B movie schlock
Mike Stoklasa only cares about being fricked in the ass by Californian Nepo Babies and doing VA work for them. The movie reviewing gig is just a side project.
They save those for their yearly round-ups
They’re protesting Hollywood and the IDF occupation of Palestine.
stop thinking with your (small) dicks.
Reminder Shatner doesn't run his own social media:
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Wait till you hear about Trump
*does 4 other podcasts*
>The bawd Lesbians story
Kino
theres a new ghost busters movie?
I would have preferred a discussion about how Dune 2 is overrated.
I doubt that they’ve seen either. They’re both Lynch fans.
The irony of that picture is that Mike is the ultimate grifter when it comes to that woke shit. One video he'll tug your chain on agenda-driven movies and the next he'll pretend he's above it all.
its determined by the amount of alcohol and propaganda he's being fed
>does mammy voice
>immediately in unison they all go "OMG SOWWWY"
who neutered them?
Comedy is against the law in America now.
They neutered themselves. Mike defends gays and diversity all the time.
>They neutered themselves.
The correct word is disingenuous. Mike wants diversity when it makes him sound like the most mature person at the dinner table. Otherwise, he'll b***h about it like he did during the exorcist review.
It’s all a joke. Obviously they’re not racists but they do make racial jokes from time to time.
Racial humor isn’t racist. You can point out differences without hating them.
you're fricking stupid
>defending Mike's honor for free
t. patreon sub
Wasn't he complaining about there being a white girl when he wanted another minority?
No, he was being cynical about how the movie had 2 leads, and they were conveniently 1 black girl and 1 white girl. He was insinuating a racial agenda, if you will. But only Mike can do it. If you do the same, you're being cringe.
They neutered themselves in memory of George Floyd and Israel. Mike especially after he made friends with Nepo Babies.
Go leave Mohamad. The propaganda doesn’t work here.
sounds likee somebody has a case of the not-gays 🙂
Captain kirk
>who neutered them?
when they realized youtube was their ceiling
they're being blackmailed with a tape of them gang raping a woman with max landis
OH MY SCIENCE!!! I can’t wait to watch this with my ex-wife and her bull! Let me get the cereal and vape!
It’s a good one. I hope you your ex and her bull enjoy it.
WOKE?!
>I’ve tried everything and they just keep watching.
There is no combination of words you can put together that will stop anyone from enjoying their videos.
These hack frauds watched fricking ghostbusters but not dune? What the frick?
How are you surprised? They’re Lynch fans. The new Dune is a mockery.
Dune is boring slop
>it’s another Mike Stoklasa complains about White problem episode
I wish this fat frick would get Ryan Carson’d.
You have to buy an ad to shill your literal-who content creators, anon.
Tell me you’re a newbie without telling me you’re a newbie.
Gay israelites are desperate to shill their awoke pro-Israel Friend Simulator
Spent all day thinking about israelites again, huh?
That won’t stop the Redditors from spamming threads on this board.
More reason that Hiro should make a separate board for Exelebs and lolcows like Red Letter Media. But sadly Hiro won’t do that because he is afraid of cyberbullying and stalking.
There have been RLM threads since I’ve been started coming here back in 2007.
>4views
Fell off
Funny they make fun of zoomers for their short attention span, yet they don't have the attention span to watch dune
They’re fans of Lynch. Dune remake is a mockery.
Only Jay is. Mike doesn't know who David Lynch is.
DUNC sucks
except it doesn't
50 minutes of them just saying.. "meh it's ok"
jesus christ, 10 minutes videos about more movies would be better at this point
I napped
It happens, but this time it really seemed like every time I opened my eyes they spoke the same shit
You ever go back and look at their old stuff? Like their first videos? Their first HITB were like 10-20 minutes.
>their first BotW episode is 30 minutes long
>their latest BotW episode is 90 minutes long
>the first episode is 10 times funnier
>90 minute long BOTW
>features Jack Packard
grim
There are no car explosions no fight scenes no violence. Just Mike putting weird shit on the wheel that's not even interesting to talk about.
>it’s another Mike likes a shitty movie and Jay and Rich have to walk eggshells around him and his awful taste
Can Mike just be cut from Half in the Bag? He literally has the worst taste of the group.
Why do they never go to the movies except to see some total dreck? Do Mike and Jay have real jobs still?
Their YouTube channel is their real job now. That and guest appearances. They’re rich now.
So they clearly don't care about the channel anymore but they have to keep doing it to pay the bills? What a wretched existence.
Their shows haven’t changed. You have. It’s obviously passed you by but you just keep watching them. Why?
>forty minutes to say it is mid
How does it make you feel knowing that a video on YouTube documenting the speed run progression of individual Mike Tyson’s punch out levels get more views than all the films released this year combined?
Holy shit the mike like it so jay likes it meme is 100% accurate
They’ve been friends with each other since they were teenagers. Is it really such a surprise they have similar tastes in things?
>Is it really such a surprise they have similar tastes in things?
He's talking about the times when Jay literally changes his opinion in real time based on Mike's takes.
It really is disgusting how fat they are
I'm fatter
The weather in Milwaukee is miserable most of the year. There’s 2 things that are really good here that you can do during this time; drink excellent craft beer and get fat off of the excellent food.
Isn't craft beer for hipsters
Craft beer just means beer made by independent breweries. It’s usually better than the swill at the gas station.
>"They would have made a big thumbnail with "WOKE?"
Jay should start a breadtuber channel with these funny and original observations
pic rel is the only funny thing the ghostbusters have managed to do in the past 30 years. even if they make another thousand movies, they'll never top this.
whatever happened to the kid?
she became a ghost and was trapped by the ghostbusters, obviously
he became a ghost and they caught him (spawncamping etc)
Is that jar jar binks
This was so weird, their movie hadn't even come out yet for kids to even like. Shameless, souless PR garbage from Satan.
It makes so much sense
He’s Czechian
What the frick happened between Jay and Mike? Mike tells him to shut the frick up in the video and Jay just goes silent.
Mike is mad because Jay gave Rich Evans all the time he needed to answer a trivia question. Things haven’t been the same since then.
Is this a remake of the old TV show with the monkey?
That’s racist.
No, that was legendary Bob Burns in that gorilla suit. Absolute legend.
They didn't even talk about the movie. They just talked about the exhaustion they feel that it even exists. Which is fine, that's all the movie really is, a tired product that shouldn't exist. But they don't ever interrogate this problem in an interesting way. Every Half in the Bag is them lamenting bad movies coming out today but say nothing deeper about the horrid state of the industry. So now all their reviews are equally boring and tired.
>RLM threads are dying
It's over.
these guys are still around?
>4 views
What Milwaukee Black person infested theater do you homosexuals go to?
>Jay's David Lynch haircut
It finally happened.
Can they please just go back to watching low budget action/cop/revenge/karate movies on BoTW? I swear the crap they've been on lately have been so boring.
RLM is woke, anyone who doesn't think so is delusional. They flat out said they were woke in this video.
They make fun of both liberals and conservatives. They’re chaotic neutral.
>They make fun of both liberals and conservatives
no they don't, they praise woke shit and make fun of anyone who dares criticize wokeness. they are de facto woke.
You’re wrong and lying to try and make your point.
>forgets about all the pandemic episodes making fun of liberals and their hysteria.
>forgets about all the pandemic episodes making fun of liberals and their hysteria.
made fun of them so hard they did the same shit and got vaxmaxxed....
Did they?
yes they made fun of antivaxxer chuds constantly and bragged about how they got the latest booster
Did they?
frick off mike
They do this but not Dunc
Shills on suicide watch.
>STILL seething about sony
How much longer can they pretend this joke has any revelance. At some point they even say sony doesn't want to do tv shows and want to do big budget movies. Couldn't they at least have done some research? Sony does a bunch of tv shows for Netflix, Amazon, and Hulu. They just put out two small budget romantic comedies. They really are desperate to make sony bad their brand identity.
How do you send them 50 dollars
ritual humiliation: the post
Jay Bauman owes me sex.
I'm not interested unless he hits the gym again tbh.
Josh owes me cuddles.
>Jay cut his hair
We will never find out why Jay refused haircut for such a long time.
>They call themselves 'Red Letter Media'.
>According to these hacks they made a movie.
>No eyewitnesses.
Space Cop is not a real movie.
I did not give Jay Bauman permission to cut his hair.
>none of them hated it
This is TLA part 2
They don't review mainstream movies if they don't like them. When's the last time they mercilessly shit all over a mainstream movie on Half in the Bag? It's been years.
>TLA
*TLJ
Imagine spending valuable time watching these worthless fricks tell you whether or not you like a movie. Frick off, you fricking children.
I mean with an hour long review you feel like you could make pretty good headway into the actual film.
I will watch it on 2x and I will never watch the movie. And my brain will barely register ever seeing the video and I will be another day closer to the grave.
"That movie had a talented cast" --Jay Bauman on Ghostbusters 2016
and there are still people here who deny they are woke
It's pretty shitty for them to act so above it all while making hour long reviews of absolute studio slop like this joke of a film, literally a Tropic Thunder skit made into a feature. How many good, relevant films come and go that they simply don't touch, while producing 20 videos apologizing for Picard?
>Jay: This movie was a real piece of shit, really there's nothing redeemable about it that I can really even think of. I hated this movie.
>Mike: I loved this film.
>Jay: Well I didn't HATE it.
They kind of have a standard middle-road reaction now where everything is not great not terrible.
How in the actual frick did Dickless get elected Mayor? I mean, he couldn't possibly be any worse that the literal pile of shit running NYC right now, but jeez guys...
I mean he literally ruined NYC himself by unleashing the ghost swarm. How the frick do you pitch yourself as a competent leader after that.
democrats and liberals value incompetence above everything else
>refuse to review any actual highly anticipated movies of the year
>everything gets a brief mention in the end of the year recap
>review the new Ghostbusters immediately after it comes out
why?
Payola.
because that's something they care about beyond "it*s a movie that is out"
because it's a woke movie they can advertise to get people to see to pump up the box office numbers so they can proclaim that 'get woke go broke' is a lie
Or maybe it's just because they're fans of the first Ghostbusters movie?
I'm a fan of the first Ghostbusters movie and I never felt compelled to watch the reboot, afterlife or this one...
They feel like their audience wants to hear about shit movies as they rip on it. But I guess we will get a mention of dune 2 in 9 months time as Jay talks about it for 2 minutes and how he prefers david lynch
>LOL WE'RE NOT REVIEWING BATMAN! What do you think we are!? Film critics?!
I would do shit to Carrie Coon that would make Proxy Paige blush.
They fell off years ago.
The poor bastards are here reading this
I hope so. They are actual hacks now.
In the last 12 months, the only 'good' movie they've reviewed for half in the bag is Oppenheimer and maybe GOTG3 if you like cape shit. The rest is all shit
How much money do these douchebags get, no disrespect
>Oppenheimer
>Good
Anon...
Won a bunch of awards anon, you can have your own view but its a critically acclaimed movie.
A ton on patreon I imagine, plus youtube ads and that. They rent out a whole warehouse so clearly they're doing well.
>They rent out a whole warehouse so clearly they're doing well.
They keep buying stupid movie props too. The whole channel seems to exist so mike can buy toys
as opposed to your reasons for earning money which are totally unrelated to your enjoyment
I don't enjoy life and further implications that I do will be met with legal action
Mainstream movies have come completely shit for the past 6 years or so. Do you expect them to become an art house film review channel?
That’s a reflection of the industry, not them. There’s been nothing but hot steaming piles of shit released.