Half in the Bag is literally a review show for new movies
How could they not talk about the latest movies in a review show about movies?
They still have other content that isn't this show
They became jaded. Mike likes Star Trek, Jay likes shitty horrors. Everything else they don't really care about. If they like a movie it doesn't mean that they will care enough to watch a sequel.
They haven't covered capeshit Guardians 3, iirc. I remember Mike saying that was the end of Marvel for him. They were clearly running out of fricks to give even before that though. They're surprisingly charitable toward disney+ star wars stuff though.
>Still no Dunc 2 review...
They are doing this to me intentionally. Just like when I was sick with diarrhea and Jay turned to the camera and made a diarrhea joke in a BOTW.
yeah it's so weird that they are constantly talking about how shit movies are these days yet missed the movie going experience of the year with dunc2
Old RLM (about 8 years ago) would have talked about DUNC 2.
But around the time of picard season 1, they just stop giving shit, in an apathetic way (not a cool way), now al they give a shit about is:
1)Horror slop
2)B movie slop
3)capeslop
4)nostalgia bait
You forgot to mention how they can't stop blowing Kyle Gallnars, for some reason.
50% of what they do now a days, is talk about Kyle Gallner.
HEY RLM: He's not gonna appear in Space cop 2 or whatever b-movie trash you're making, just because he is in low budget movies and you keep worshipping him.
wTF is wrong with deadpool? You know it's for a fact it's gonna be the biggest movie of the year.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
They actually did it. They actually fricking made a movie about Reddit. No dog whistles, no allusions, just pure straight Reddit pleb shit. Every fricking line is a meme. EVERY SINGLE ONE. There isn't one joke or quote in this movie that wouldn't get you at least 50 upvotes. If you plan on voting for Bernie Sanders this flick is for you. If you own a fedora this flick is for you. If you like taking turns with your girlfriend getting rammed in the ass by imported black wiener this flick is for you. If you're a normal fricking person who votes Republican and enjoys films about ideas, characters, and interesting settings this piece of shit flick is not for you and given the fact that there are no movies like that anymore because critics and audiences can't get enough meme superhero space shit you're better off just finding another hobby or killing yourself.
Frick Reddit, frick memes, and frick whoever likes this piece of shit movie
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Try harder next time homosexual queer.
Fact: DP3 is the movie of the year. Deal with it.
Dude, "thanks for letting me know about them" is literally a common reddit tier passive aggressive statement.
It's either meant as:
1)A vailed insult (eg: "they suck") usually aimed at obviously famous things ("I never heard of those guys, thanks for the heads up"),
2)a dismissive deniable defense ('actually I think they're good and you are wrong, but I'm going to pretend I'm not bothered and if you call me out then I'll claim I don't know what you're talking about).
tl:dr the guy was being disingenuous
>thanks for letting me know >thanks for letting me know about them
you see the difference?
One is thanking for a notification that the video is up, which is what I was responding to with the whole notification squad bs.
the other is about being made aware of these people as YouTubers, to which my response wouldn't make sense.
Do people enable notifications in 2024? The last time I did, I got bombarded with notifs for videos I didn't give a shit about and had to turn them off. 95% of videos youtubers churn out are garbage, even the youtubers I like.
sounds like you follow shitty YouTubers. Also you realize notifications are on a per channel basis? you can enable it for specifically the channels that upload infrequently, like RLM or Internet Historian
Sounds like you use notifications to simp over influencers. Heres how non-NPC's watch youtube:
1)They have a specific topic they want to see.
2)They look it up
3)They watch it.
The personality of the influencer has no relevance what so ever, because non-NPCs don't give a shit about them.
>and ebert infamously tried to cancel david lynch over blue velvet
And Isabella Rossellini basically told Ebert to go frick himself. What a ride or die b***h.
>That's right Jay! And you too, Replying to thread No. 199388361 right now! Listen to me, LISTEN TO ME! Your phone is spying on you! Your car is making that rattling noise because it's been tampered with! Cut off your ear and you'll find the microchip! Hurry! You have to save yourself!
I thought the movie was a fun brain shut off movie. I just didn't like how the power scaling kept changing. >little girl can beat the shit out of full grown adult men >gets man handled by same men and women >a weakened IN HER WORDS little girl vampire and a human girl are able to overpower full grown male vampire that hasn't been in any of the fights >little girl can rub off gunshot wounds >male vampire still has a fricked leg from a stick
>Mike claiming anyone that wanted to see tpm in theaters or has any fondness towards something they grew up with (Mike would never) has the mind of a child
totally not mad
>This buttmad over people not liking a children's movie from 20 years ago
Embarrassing, makes you wonder if 20 years from now zoomies will argue about capeshit marvel slop with the same passion just because they saw it when they were kids.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>makes you wonder if 20 years from now zoomies will argue about capeshit marvel slop
Unironically yes. I've been studying nostalgia (picrel is an unfinished visualization), and whatever someone consumed between 6yo-16yo is typically what they becomes nostalgic for as adults (not counting rich college kids, military guys, and businessmen), and the nostolgia wave usually reaches it's peaks 20-30 years later.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
No one gives a frick about your stupid project loser.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Fascinating, I guess it's a good thing this site won't be around by then so we won't need to see the next generations of spergs talking about their childhood slop
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>this buttmad over people liking a children's movie from 20 years ago
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Star Wars is slop, I feel nothing towards it. They're movies made for children.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
That's why it's so funny watching RLM seethe over people liking it.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
You are mad as frick that the prequels have fans who truly enjoy them. Stop lying, b***h lol
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Why would anyone give a frick about what you morons enjoy? Do you spend your time thinking about and seething over the homosexuals that enjoy the latest marvel slop?
>”Todd Phillips isn’t a real filmmaker “
He's not. He's only "good" because todays movies are so bad. Joker wouldn't have stood a chance in the 1970s, and would have been soundly mocked as juvenile angsty edgy shit, but by todays standard it's a "masterpiece".
Part of it is inexcusable laziness and decadence, the other part is that the diet is largely processed stuff that fricks your metabolism. Some people use that as an excuse to keep being unhealthy, but it's true that a lot of our "food" is poisonous.
1. most restaurants are chains that serve processed trash instead of local fresh ingredients
2. grocery stores have the same shit
3. corn is a huge crop in the US and manufaturers are encouraged to use high fructose corn syrup instead of natural sugar, and they use it in EVERYTHING because it's addictive
4. towns are spread out, almost no one walks or bikes to work/school, they are instead driven
5. since there's no places to go to hang out, most people just stay inside or ride a car to somewhere else to stay inside
>Still no Dunc 2 review...
They are doing this to me intentionally. Just like when I was sick with diarrhea and Jay turned to the camera and made a diarrhea joke in a BOTW.
Jay and Ruch are morons. RLM splits profits on videos equally (with whoever is on them), and somehow Rich and Ray ended up with negative (debt filled) net worth.
Rich "jokes" about "spending more then he makes but it's ok because he pays his bills on time". While Jay buys luxury crap (like a roastie) the kind of "luxury" aimed at poor people and not rich people.
Meanwhile Mike bough assets and is now 20 times more wealthy then them.
Jay and Rich are the appoitomy of midwestern yokals "OMG A SHITTY 'B' MOVIE!!!!??? I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH IT!!!!", filing their house with toys and "collectables" obsessing over kids shows from the 1980s.
Yes Marriage Story is boring shit only white upper middle class wine-aunts like, but you took his quote out of context. He was saying it was better then the capeshit and modern Onions wars.
>he broke his jaw and that's why he looks like this now >oh yea, that makes sense
these morons get dumber with each new video and it's interesting to watch just for this transformation
they turn into lolcows
>Why is the RLM thread so hostile?
You don't come to here much do you? This is actually pretty normal. I saw Kevin Smith thread were people were threating to kill each others families.
Think about it for one second: get a bunch of cynical nihilistic basement dwellers who hate themselves &/or everyone else, and who's dopamine pathways are so fried from social-media/porn addiction they can't even enjoy watching movies anymore, and what do you get:
Thread after thread of "__(insert movie)__is shit!!!
Thats literally Cinemaphile in a nutshell
Did anyone else think it was funny how much Mike was wanking that Lousy Carter movie in the 1st part? I didnt watch it but from what he shows and says it feels like peak self-insert material for him. >MC looks like Mike >Best friend kinda looks like Jay >Apparently the most dry sense of humor >stuck on a mediocre job >hobby/passion is going fricking nowhere
I guess everyone loves to see themselves in the mirror.
It's exactly what I thought. As soon as he started talking about it I thought about how the guy looked like Mike and it appears to just be "Mike Stoklasa: The Movie."
It's Mike seeing the film he could have made if he had any talent as a film maker. It's the movie you think they would have actually made since it matches their humor. But SpaceCop is their actual film, a piece of shit that completely uses their humor wrong.
how long have you been following them? They're by far the longest I've kept up with any youtube channel, by faaar.
Been technically watching since the plinkett review for Phantom Menace dropped, but I guess I became an actual fan like the first year of half in the bag, and I still watch them.
I still remember the era of actually using their sites for videos, and them using blip.tv for the longest time, I wonder how long ago it was that they stopped uploading to blip
I hate to say it but you aren't entirely wrong. My bro and I would always get together to watch the new BOTWs but they've been very low energy for the last year.
Feels almost like self sabotage with shit like the cartoon, endless boring trivia videos, and a strange refusal to see any new movie in theaters despite getting paid thousands a month to be movie reviewers.
and to that I pose the question: would you rather be remembered for critiquing a childrens movie (George Lucas’s own words btw), or not be remembered for anything?
I kind of thought they would have compared Abigail to the french movie Livid, but I guess they didn't see that one. I mean it's a lose comparison, just people breaking into a house with a little girl vampire.
why do they only review the latest capeshit or horror slop? I stopped watching them years ago because of it
Half in the Bag is the money maker that funds their art(See Space Cop and).
Half in the Bag is literally a review show for new movies
How could they not talk about the latest movies in a review show about movies?
They still have other content that isn't this show
literally like, how can they LITERALLY not talk about the new batman or dune 2?
and their other content sucks too
They became jaded. Mike likes Star Trek, Jay likes shitty horrors. Everything else they don't really care about. If they like a movie it doesn't mean that they will care enough to watch a sequel.
Because on capeshit and bad horror movies have been made so far.
The last time they reviewed capshit was over two years ago I think
They love horrorslop though
if they really cared about Abigail they would have reviewed it when it was still in theatres.
They dont like going to theaters
The surge in movies going to vod so quickly is a conspiracy to allow RLM to review the movies without them having to go anywhere.
They haven't covered capeshit Guardians 3, iirc. I remember Mike saying that was the end of Marvel for him. They were clearly running out of fricks to give even before that though. They're surprisingly charitable toward disney+ star wars stuff though.
star wars is capeshit
*since Guardians 3
Is this bait? Look at part 1 moron it was almost exclusively biopics
yeah it's so weird that they are constantly talking about how shit movies are these days yet missed the movie going experience of the year with dunc2
Old RLM (about 8 years ago) would have talked about DUNC 2.
But around the time of picard season 1, they just stop giving shit, in an apathetic way (not a cool way), now al they give a shit about is:
1)Horror slop
2)B movie slop
3)capeslop
4)nostalgia bait
You forgot to mention how they can't stop blowing Kyle Gallnars, for some reason.
50% of what they do now a days, is talk about Kyle Gallner.
HEY RLM: He's not gonna appear in Space cop 2 or whatever b-movie trash you're making, just because he is in low budget movies and you keep worshipping him.
>movie going experience of the year
>dunc2
kek
THIS. Dunc 2 can suck dick. Deadpool 3 is the movie of the year.
>movie of the year
>Deadpool 3
kek
wTF is wrong with deadpool? You know it's for a fact it's gonna be the biggest movie of the year.
They actually did it. They actually fricking made a movie about Reddit. No dog whistles, no allusions, just pure straight Reddit pleb shit. Every fricking line is a meme. EVERY SINGLE ONE. There isn't one joke or quote in this movie that wouldn't get you at least 50 upvotes. If you plan on voting for Bernie Sanders this flick is for you. If you own a fedora this flick is for you. If you like taking turns with your girlfriend getting rammed in the ass by imported black wiener this flick is for you. If you're a normal fricking person who votes Republican and enjoys films about ideas, characters, and interesting settings this piece of shit flick is not for you and given the fact that there are no movies like that anymore because critics and audiences can't get enough meme superhero space shit you're better off just finding another hobby or killing yourself.
Frick Reddit, frick memes, and frick whoever likes this piece of shit movie
Try harder next time homosexual queer.
Fact: DP3 is the movie of the year. Deal with it.
>Fact: DP3 is the movie of the year
if you didn't see dunc2 in imax, i feel sorry for you
>if you didn't see dunc2 in imax, i feel sorry for you
>ur a nerd if you like dunc2
nice try homosexual, but I'm gonna go see it again and you can't stop me.
>still using the word “capeshit” in 2024
why do you want to frick cartoon ponies, bro? that’s fricked up.
>Don't you know its CURRENT YEAR?! You can't use that word in current year!!
>he didn’t refute the part about him being a degenerate brony
KWAB
>still using the word "KWAB" in 2024
Because that’s on their level of directorial competence.
They never reviewed The Batman and therefore will never be forgiven.
>never made fun of dsp
>never became lolcows
It's really that easy. Other e-celebs take note.
I love these guys thanks for letting me know
>thanks for letting me know
you're not part of the notification squad?
Dude, "thanks for letting me know about them" is literally a common reddit tier passive aggressive statement.
It's either meant as:
1)A vailed insult (eg: "they suck") usually aimed at obviously famous things ("I never heard of those guys, thanks for the heads up"),
2)a dismissive deniable defense ('actually I think they're good and you are wrong, but I'm going to pretend I'm not bothered and if you call me out then I'll claim I don't know what you're talking about).
tl:dr the guy was being disingenuous
>thanks for letting me know about them
literally not what the anon said
>He didn't say "thanks for letting letting me kn ow" when he said 'thanks for letting me know'
Are you fricking moronic?
>thanks for letting me know
>thanks for letting me know about them
you see the difference?
One is thanking for a notification that the video is up, which is what I was responding to with the whole notification squad bs.
the other is about being made aware of these people as YouTubers, to which my response wouldn't make sense.
>disingenuous
yes, and "notification squad" is something moronic YouTubers say. I also was being disinfectant
Do people enable notifications in 2024? The last time I did, I got bombarded with notifs for videos I didn't give a shit about and had to turn them off. 95% of videos youtubers churn out are garbage, even the youtubers I like.
uh, well if you turn on notifications for RLM you'll get 1 notification every one or two weeks.
sounds like you follow shitty YouTubers. Also you realize notifications are on a per channel basis? you can enable it for specifically the channels that upload infrequently, like RLM or Internet Historian
Sounds like you use notifications to simp over influencers. Heres how non-NPC's watch youtube:
1)They have a specific topic they want to see.
2)They look it up
3)They watch it.
The personality of the influencer has no relevance what so ever, because non-NPCs don't give a shit about them.
>everything I do is deliberate and important
lol what a fricking homosexual.
This, it's a video hosting site.
>Terminator 2 chase scene
>how to clear blocked sink
>Hungry Like The Wolf music video
If you're watching 'YouTubers' why not just watch actual television shows? Honest question.
>Mike actually likes Phantom Menace now
what the frick happened?
What are you talking about he shit on it and any of its manbaby fans
He let go of his hate like a good jedi
>that one time where they said Jurassic World is a better movie than Mad Max Fury Road
You know, Roger and Ebert said some stupid shit in the past, but not as bad as their takes on movies
Wut? They're both modern blockbusters that were okay, is it really that big of a deal to like more one than the other?
Mike also loved Independence Day Resurgence and thought it was better than the original because it reminded him of Star Trek.
They all look like losers.
Garret Route: Good Ending
Roger and Ebert disliked alien, the thing and spiderman when it came out. I don't care for their opinions
Did Mike get plugs? His hair was thinning but looks suspiciously fuller these days. One video it even looked like he was wearing a hairpiece.
mike praised and recommended battle of los angeles and that was either the first or second episode of hitb. they've been hacks since day one
Wow, I never thought about it that way. Mike and Jay really are the modern Siskel and Ebert!
siskel was a moralizing stiff always whining about kids in danger and ebert infamously tried to cancel david lynch over blue velvet
they have their moments of questionable taste but mike and jay aren't nearly as self-righteous
>and ebert infamously tried to cancel david lynch over blue velvet
And Isabella Rossellini basically told Ebert to go frick himself. What a ride or die b***h.
Anon, Mike cried over Batman punching Harley Quinn and called it LE SEXISM. And he seethes over every White heterosexual couple in movies now.
He seethes over “sexism and Homophobia” all the time.
>Roger and Ebert
I don't know that they said that but it's true.
Rich and Jay both hated Darkstar.
>That's right Jay! And you too, Replying to thread No. 199388361 right now! Listen to me, LISTEN TO ME! Your phone is spying on you! Your car is making that rattling noise because it's been tampered with! Cut off your ear and you'll find the microchip! Hurry! You have to save yourself!
wtf
>The only reason people hate it is because they watched an internet video
kek Cinemaphile BTFO'd
>10 years after the movie came out, this little internet video somehow influenced the critics who panned when it came out
Does Mike actually buy that he created prequel backlash now?
::::whoosh::::
I thought the movie was a fun brain shut off movie. I just didn't like how the power scaling kept changing.
>little girl can beat the shit out of full grown adult men
>gets man handled by same men and women
>a weakened IN HER WORDS little girl vampire and a human girl are able to overpower full grown male vampire that hasn't been in any of the fights
>little girl can rub off gunshot wounds
>male vampire still has a fricked leg from a stick
Abigail has the worst vampire logic and lore I've ever seen. Beyond levels of dumb that I just couldn't stop cringing at throughout
>that phantom menace SEETHING
KEK mike is so fricking MAD
Mikes increasing bitterness as the frequency at which legacy artists respond to his DM's diminishes is fun to watch.
Iron Claw review? This HitB is over with me brother.
based that’s the only part I listened to
Lol
I did the same thing, still meaning to see that.
>they spend five minutes seething over TPM rereleasing to better numbers than TLJ of TROS
Lol, Mike lost.
They were angry for the rest of the video, based George still delivering the chops.
based lucas keeps winning
>Seething
All they did was make fun of the gays that liked that movie
Yes, seething.
people without kids are often desperate for anything else that could possibly leave a legacy. mike only has his hit prequel videos from 20 years ago.
IT'S UP IT'S UP
OH GOD I'M GONNA CUM!!!!!
>whole video was them talking about how good the Phantom Menace is
based
Ok, who's got the soon to be ubiquitous reaction gif of Mike shaking his head for a comically long amount of time?
>The Phantom Man-ass
>13 seconds ago
either one of them posts here or OP spends his entire day F5ing the RLM videos page
Or?
Rich is a Cinemaphilener for sure
>not clicking the bell and getting instant notifacations for new RLM videos
>39 replies
>page 5
bro fell off
>watching The Iron Claw despite knowing nothing about wrestling
ngmi
apparently it makes the movie better. I loved it, but wrestling fans can't stop sperging out about historical liberties the film takes.
>Mike claiming anyone that wanted to see tpm in theaters or has any fondness towards something they grew up with (Mike would never) has the mind of a child
totally not mad
Reddit thread.
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Not even Big Chungus:
Cinemaphile:
>Reddit thread.
Keanu Reeves: wait that's illegal
[everyone liked that]
You good sir have won the thread
why is jay raping a girl in the thumbnail
He loves taunting people that are in the know
>Can't help themselves from bringing up The Phantom Menace and calling people who like the prequels idiots
Why won't he just accept that the Plinkett reviews have been debunked and that he was wrong?
He's right though. Literally everyone on the planet is hyped for that movie unless they are gay.
lol them seething over people liking Phantom.
nobody likes it though
Whatever you need to tell yourself, Mike.
only moronic zoomers like it.
Sure, Mike.
Keep seething.
It's hilarious.
>This buttmad over people not liking a children's movie from 20 years ago
Embarrassing, makes you wonder if 20 years from now zoomies will argue about capeshit marvel slop with the same passion just because they saw it when they were kids.
>makes you wonder if 20 years from now zoomies will argue about capeshit marvel slop
Unironically yes. I've been studying nostalgia (picrel is an unfinished visualization), and whatever someone consumed between 6yo-16yo is typically what they becomes nostalgic for as adults (not counting rich college kids, military guys, and businessmen), and the nostolgia wave usually reaches it's peaks 20-30 years later.
No one gives a frick about your stupid project loser.
Fascinating, I guess it's a good thing this site won't be around by then so we won't need to see the next generations of spergs talking about their childhood slop
>this buttmad over people liking a children's movie from 20 years ago
Star Wars is slop, I feel nothing towards it. They're movies made for children.
That's why it's so funny watching RLM seethe over people liking it.
You are mad as frick that the prequels have fans who truly enjoy them. Stop lying, b***h lol
Why would anyone give a frick about what you morons enjoy? Do you spend your time thinking about and seething over the homosexuals that enjoy the latest marvel slop?
I love it.
reminder mike hates pain and gain and jerry bauman hates hangover series
also Jay "The Supposed King Of Shlock" doesn't like ID4...
let that sink in
>”Todd Phillips isn’t a real filmmaker “
>”Todd Phillips isn’t a real filmmaker “
He's not. He's only "good" because todays movies are so bad. Joker wouldn't have stood a chance in the 1970s, and would have been soundly mocked as juvenile angsty edgy shit, but by todays standard it's a "masterpiece".
I GET UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
I GET DOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
Why didnt they make fun of efrons botched bogjob? Man, remember when these homosexuals were actually funny?
Their silence on Hundreds of Beavers is deafening.
>Anyone who watches the Phantom Menace re-release in theaters is stupid.
The only movie they talked about that looked remotely interesting to me was Time Addicts.
why do Americans refuse to lose weight?
We're too busy living in your head rent free.
?
neither of them is even remotely fat
average height and weight for americans, according to the latest studies
>women: 5'1'' 289lbs
>men: 5'3'' 388lbs
Mike is taller and lighter than the average.
hope this is bait
mike's already a diabetic.
Part of it is inexcusable laziness and decadence, the other part is that the diet is largely processed stuff that fricks your metabolism. Some people use that as an excuse to keep being unhealthy, but it's true that a lot of our "food" is poisonous.
1. most restaurants are chains that serve processed trash instead of local fresh ingredients
2. grocery stores have the same shit
3. corn is a huge crop in the US and manufaturers are encouraged to use high fructose corn syrup instead of natural sugar, and they use it in EVERYTHING because it's addictive
4. towns are spread out, almost no one walks or bikes to work/school, they are instead driven
5. since there's no places to go to hang out, most people just stay inside or ride a car to somewhere else to stay inside
>Still no Dunc 2 review...
They are doing this to me intentionally. Just like when I was sick with diarrhea and Jay turned to the camera and made a diarrhea joke in a BOTW.
They'll probably do a video talking about both. They did a video on Dune before
I love when my good friends stop by to talk about movies.
What was with that thing about Alien Hunt at the end?
Mike just wanted to leverage his fan base to torture Rich.
Mike had me at "time traveling crackheads"
>this movie is different than Schindlers List, it's actually based on real events
wtf mike!?
Mike Stoklasa seething that more people like TPM than TFA and Last Jedi.
Hopefully he kills himself soon out of butthurt.
I unsubscribed after hearing their awful words about us gen z Phantom Menace fans.
only entered this thread so see if prequelzoomers are seething
Jay and Ruch are morons. RLM splits profits on videos equally (with whoever is on them), and somehow Rich and Ray ended up with negative (debt filled) net worth.
Rich "jokes" about "spending more then he makes but it's ok because he pays his bills on time". While Jay buys luxury crap (like a roastie) the kind of "luxury" aimed at poor people and not rich people.
Meanwhile Mike bough assets and is now 20 times more wealthy then them.
Jay and Rich are the appoitomy of midwestern yokals "OMG A SHITTY 'B' MOVIE!!!!??? I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH IT!!!!", filing their house with toys and "collectables" obsessing over kids shows from the 1980s.
who cares?
>Rich and Jay are poor
Mike ~~*Stoklasa*~~ israelite'd them out of thier money. Literally thats it.
>Jay appears in a video
>worst takes ever
Why is this?
because they're all literal talentless morons
Yes Marriage Story is boring shit only white upper middle class wine-aunts like, but you took his quote out of context. He was saying it was better then the capeshit and modern Onions wars.
>he broke his jaw and that's why he looks like this now
>oh yea, that makes sense
these morons get dumber with each new video and it's interesting to watch just for this transformation
they turn into lolcows
Jesus christ reading this thread...
Everyone in this thread is one of the wojaks in picrel. Which one are you?
Do they know that they’re these memes you think?
Just finished Last Stop at Yuma. It was pretty good, but it feels like it was missing something I can't really put my finger on.
Kek they called out you homosexual prequel revisionists
Can one of you make an AI voice cover (as Rich) of the dis-track "they not like us", but change the lyrics so he's dissing on mike and Jay?
>listens to rap
You know what to do
The A.I. is not that good yet, at least the models that people outside major AI development houses can access.
Why is the RLM thread so hostile?
>Why is the RLM thread so hostile?
You don't come to here much do you? This is actually pretty normal. I saw Kevin Smith thread were people were threating to kill each others families.
Think about it for one second: get a bunch of cynical nihilistic basement dwellers who hate themselves &/or everyone else, and who's dopamine pathways are so fried from social-media/porn addiction they can't even enjoy watching movies anymore, and what do you get:
Thread after thread of "__(insert movie)__is shit!!!
Thats literally Cinemaphile in a nutshell
Did anyone else think it was funny how much Mike was wanking that Lousy Carter movie in the 1st part? I didnt watch it but from what he shows and says it feels like peak self-insert material for him.
>MC looks like Mike
>Best friend kinda looks like Jay
>Apparently the most dry sense of humor
>stuck on a mediocre job
>hobby/passion is going fricking nowhere
I guess everyone loves to see themselves in the mirror.
It's exactly what I thought. As soon as he started talking about it I thought about how the guy looked like Mike and it appears to just be "Mike Stoklasa: The Movie."
It's Mike seeing the film he could have made if he had any talent as a film maker. It's the movie you think they would have actually made since it matches their humor. But SpaceCop is their actual film, a piece of shit that completely uses their humor wrong.
their prequel cope increases
FRICK REDLETTERMEDIA.
Gen-x cynics living in 80s nostolgia into their 50s, fricking pathetic.
how long have you been following them? They're by far the longest I've kept up with any youtube channel, by faaar.
Been technically watching since the plinkett review for Phantom Menace dropped, but I guess I became an actual fan like the first year of half in the bag, and I still watch them.
Similar, I saw the Phantom Menace review but didn't start watching them regularly until the Jack and Jill review.
>2011
frick me
I still remember the era of actually using their sites for videos, and them using blip.tv for the longest time, I wonder how long ago it was that they stopped uploading to blip
>13 seconds ago
Hello Jay
They've gotten very boring these past couple of years.
you naturally lose creativity, mental acuity and vigor once you get older. Sucks but there's little you can do about it
Steven King's body is about 17% cocaine. He will never die. There is already considerable doubt as to when he was even born.
He’s been ghostwriting his tripe for years.
I hate to say it but you aren't entirely wrong. My bro and I would always get together to watch the new BOTWs but they've been very low energy for the last year.
Feels almost like self sabotage with shit like the cartoon, endless boring trivia videos, and a strange refusal to see any new movie in theaters despite getting paid thousands a month to be movie reviewers.
>tfw you realize the Plinkett reviews were Mike's "magnum opus" and critiquing a children's movie is what he will always be remembered for
and to that I pose the question: would you rather be remembered for critiquing a childrens movie (George Lucas’s own words btw), or not be remembered for anything?
I'd rather not have my actual accomplishments in life be overshadowed by such goofy trivialities that I did as a joke in my 20s, Mike.
You sound like somebody who puts in Husband/Father in their bios like its some high reaching goal instead of the baseline of normality.
>accomplishments
Employee of the month at walmart?
I just watched Kim's Video as per Jay's order and it was pretentious garbage where the director was using the story to push his midlife crisis story
I kind of thought they would have compared Abigail to the french movie Livid, but I guess they didn't see that one. I mean it's a lose comparison, just people breaking into a house with a little girl vampire.
Their conversation about how it’s ok for films to be about depressing topics was honestly like overhearing two moronic 12 year olds
When are they gonna talk about Hazbin Hotel?
Where's Mike and Rich's Smiling Friends review?
They both worked on it.