red sonja

so when is this coming out? and how /coom/ will it be?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's her breasts?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm a dfc guy so as long as she has a nice stomach and ass i'll be happy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't share your sentiment but I respect it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based connoisseur and also tummy appreciator.

        it's over.
        >The Red Sonja reboot in 2024 promises a fresh, women-empowered perspective, breaking away from past male-gazed adaptations.

        >"So, what I can tell about Red Sonja, is that the first ones and the comics were [made] with a very male-gazed orientation.This is a completely different story, and it's very women-empowered, which I loved about the script."

        Only fools thought we'd get an old school Red Sonja or throwback to hot chicks in sword and sorcery flicks. That's not going to happen until we're out of this preachy miserable hellscape.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So never, then.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >based connoisseur and also tummy appreciator.
          thanks bro. honestly it feels amazing to be constantly catered to now that bare midriff is back in vogue

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sexo…

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Angela Bassett?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's over.
    >The Red Sonja reboot in 2024 promises a fresh, women-empowered perspective, breaking away from past male-gazed adaptations.

    >"So, what I can tell about Red Sonja, is that the first ones and the comics were [made] with a very male-gazed orientation.This is a completely different story, and it's very women-empowered, which I loved about the script."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but she's still going to wearing the metal bikini. so i'm still going to objectify and coom to her like crazy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So, what I can tell about Red Sonja, is that the first ones
      Is that a typo?
      what first ones?
      There's one fricking movie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she must be talking about the comics. the 80s movie isn't even that coom, she's just wearing the equivalent of a skirt and tank top

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ohh another madam webb

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >.This is a completely different story, and it's very women-empowered

      They should just put all the money in a big pile and burn it, as in the end, the results will be the same.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what I expected vs what I got

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      idk to me it's hotter when some skinny, high class girl like this is bawdted up than some body builder

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If the studio is smart, they’ll stop production on this and take the loss as a tax write off now. Especially since they’re hiring such shitty shills like

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          production is finished already bro

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then it’s too late. They might as well set the marketing budget to pay the few cents needed for shills like

            idk to me it's hotter when some skinny, high class girl like this is bawdted up than some body builder

            to “market” the movie and see if they can, at least, make the budget backz

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sad breasts
      pass

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of course she's a stick that looks like she'd keel over just from the weight of her armor

    Why does Hollywood hate strong women?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Further, though details as to Red Sonja‘s exact plot currently remain under wraps, according to a summation of Bassett’s words provided by Johnson, the film will “be an allegory for more existential questions around the survival of the species in the face of climate change.”

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe so, but the troon also made Solomon Kane which was about... a religious guy kills demon guys to save a girl.

      I do genuinely think a percentage of all this pre-release info we get about movies (It's about climate change. It's gonna be so empowering. It's an analogy for racism etc) is the filmmakers just giving a platitude to interviewers that demand these kinds of answers.
      If Frankie Aytchivy Mcgayson asks about how sexist your movie is whilst your trying to spread positive marketing about it, what CAN you say? Giving any answer aside from agreeing is going to result in a hit piece, defeating the purpose of press marketing.

      MJ Bassett, back before their transition, is the director who made the abysmal Silent Hill sequel film, one of the worst films I've ever seen.

      It's actually going to be direct to a DVD in 2014 shit, for some reason it's being hyped as a proper release.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pussy ass sword for a pussy ass woman

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MJ Bassett, back before their transition, is the director who made the abysmal Silent Hill sequel film, one of the worst films I've ever seen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also Solomon Kane, so there's that.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Red Sonja is being produced by Jeffrey Greenstein, Mark Canton, Courtney Solomon, Christa Campbell, Lati Grobman, Andrea Sperling, Yariv Lerner, Jonathan Yunger, Les Weldon, Joe Gatta, and Tanner Mobley. Avi Lerner, Boaz Davidson, Trevor Short, Luke Lieberman, Nick Barrucci, and Dorothy Canton serve as executive producers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the nose knows

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