Reddit: The Director

Reddit: The Director

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that would be taika watiti

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Name 5 things that arent reddit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is a good question since everything Cinemaphile likes is inherently reddit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tumblr
      9gag
      karachan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      uhh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mondo
      >Atlantis
      >Anything about the good guys in ww2
      >Pre-1965 westerns
      >HBO's Rome
      >Weab shit that isn't anime
      >crude 1970s action films (x-poster territory)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i'm sorry anon but i'd wager most if not all of those have it's own subreddit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hey OP here and that’s easy.
      1: trannies
      2: BLM
      3: the israelites
      4: The muslims
      5: Bunkerchan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dirty Harry
      >Frank Henenlotter
      >Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
      >John Carpenter
      >John Huston

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sneedposting
      Baneposting
      Nolanposting
      Bravo Vinceing
      Calling things reddit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Calling a group of posters "Xgays"
      >Oldgay wannabes
      >People overly attached to their "home board"
      >Buzzwords in every single post
      >Lame copypastas
      >Archive stalking
      >Board hiveminds
      >Unfunny vintage memes
      >Acting tough online
      >Screencaps of "BTFOings"
      >Thinking any post that offends you is spam
      >Hating on X just to fit in
      >Greentexting any minor grammatical error in a post
      >Outdated interface is "SOUL"
      >No mp4/mp3 support and no webms with audio outside some boards
      >Smug anime girls
      >Power tripping mods
      >#Cinemaphile IRC chatroom
      >Captchas everywhere
      >Cinemaphile passes
      >Moot/Hiro asskissers
      >Reminiscing about the old Cinemaphile days you never lived
      >Little ASCII character support
      >Sage posting
      >Muh japanese culture
      >Source code literally stolen from another shit site
      >You can't "disrespect" old mascots no one cares about
      >Go back to [website]
      >X ruined this site
      >Text walls about the "golden age" of Cinemaphile
      >Pathetic image size/video length limits
      >30+ year olds being edgy
      >Obviously fake greentext stories
      >Calling out Reddit/Twitter/Iphone filenames
      >Abandoned site, news page that was last updated in 2011
      >Politics board
      >Forgotten site projects, remember the vtuber contest?
      >Porn site tier virus ads on some boards
      >Avatargays
      >Filtering
      >GETs
      >Word filters
      >Lame banners
      >No VPNs allowed
      >Public bans
      >Yotsuba
      >Deliberately entering threads you don't like
      >Poster fragility
      >Mods attentionwhoring
      >Posters who take everything personally
      >30+ year old "gamers"
      >Crab in a bucket mentality
      >Contrarians
      >Whoring yourself out for replies
      >MS paint comics from 2008
      >Incredibly antisocial and insecure userbase
      >X board/website
      >Self-serve ads
      >People who defend their off topic posts as "board culture"
      >Lame april fool ""pranks""
      >Hurr durr
      >"Banter"
      >Becoming religious thanks to Cinemaphile
      >Black person
      >homosexual
      >Boards with IDs
      >Verified posters
      >Applying to become a janitor
      >Cinemaphile know-it-alls
      >"Meme magic"
      >Wizards
      >Midwit
      >Muh OC
      >Countryballs
      >Reporting posts
      >Rangebans
      >Cinemaphile

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        keyed

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know how that image is relevant to the thread, but I used to shoot big ropes to that music video as a kid.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i thought he was supposed to be the chud director?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what a reddit tier meme op

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He has dreamy eyes

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is the most reddit: the board

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He literally has no Black folk or LGBTIIQWUROIPO+ homosexuals nor does he insert the typical Marvelesque slapstick comedy humor in his movies. How is he reddit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How is he reddit?
      Imo it's "reddit" because his stuff is designed for people who think they are mroe sophisticated than the marvel audience, but they actually aren't

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        His stuff is unironically more sophisticated than Marvel. Even a 2 years old can get what le Avengers is all about. Even if you claim the Northman is an average film it's still much better than any Marvel shlock produced.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit is way more astroturfed since more normies in the Western world use it, at least anyone that's even the slightest put technically inclined. They are controlled by US security and have had ties to the Atlantic Council for a few years now.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing this guy was ever right about was that Norse mythology is far more interesting than Greek mythology.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how dare he use the no-no website for publicity?
    he's not hecking based, chad or Cinemaphile, he's cringe, virgin and reddit!

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