>refuse to use mr mind in the sequel in favor of some shitty OC villains. >sequel tanks as a result

>refuse to use mr mind in the sequel in favor of some shitty OC villains
>sequel tanks as a result
You get what you fricking deserve

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Should've put those grannies in leotards. Go woke go broke.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, should've had Mary go nudist.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not using Mr. Mind was a mistake and I’m still mad about it but that’s not why the movie tanked. it tanked because to people who didn’t care about the universe it was a bland as frick paint-by-numbers superhero flick and to people who did care about the universe it didn’t matter because everything was getting reset.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mr. Mind would've made it kino.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't they use him? He literally killed millions, would that be too dark? Are viewers moronic enough to think a caterpillar villain isn't great and too cartoony despite the film being about a kid who turns into a superman?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Are viewers moronic enough to think a caterpillar villain isn't great and too cartoony despite the film being about a kid who turns into a superman?
        no, but suits are

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it clearly tanked because the villain was fricking lame.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The movies being so New 52 heavy might've meant they were left in a lurch with nothing to do since Geoff Johns wrote most of the character's comics from 2011 to 2020. IMO they should've gone with other comics of inspiration.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But even Geoff Johns material had stuff to use. Sabbac could have easily been in 2, or Black Adam if Johnson wasn't such an butthole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But even Geoff Johns material had stuff to use. Sabbac could have easily been in 2, or Black Adam if Johnson wasn't such an butthole

      Putting the Mr. Mind tease was more Cereal Lord's fault than anything else.

      However, everything else was more Dwayne's Ego's fault than anything stupid like this imbeciles incessant buzz word screeching:

      Should've put those grannies in leotards. Go woke go broke.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick this scene was so hype and it was all for naught

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The funniest thing is that they realized that Black Adam was a lost cause, and had to get Mark Strong back to do basically the exact same scene again for Shazam 2's post credits in case they managed to squeeze a third movie out.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I took the post credit scene as the directors frick you to the producers that fricked his movie up. I thought the movie was fine for the most part but the ending with that atrocious gal Gadot pissed me right off, it actually ruined the movie

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I vaguely remember reading some shit about how Mr Mind was planned as the villain. But when the Rock vetoed a Shazam vs Black Adam film it messed up their plans for a trilogy so they shelved Mr Mind for a final film and used the oc villains instead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The fact the Rock had enough sway to do this shit to begin with will never not baffle me. WB literally just let an actor tank an entire franchise out of sheer ego.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Rock tried to pull the same stunt again with WWE these past few months. Thankfully the damage control doing so has actually been producing some entertaining television, but his ego is nutty

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What has he been doing at WWE lately? Im not a Cinemaphile nut and only have a casual interest in wrestling

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Blud thinks he's LTG.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because WB has been slowly but surely crashing and burning for nearly a decade at this point and the Rock was for awhile the highest paid actor in Hollywood. If anyone had the ability to swing his dick around it was him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hey now, he tanked TWO franchises (Shazam and Black Adam) out of sheer ego. All he had to do was be a villain for a film, with his own spinoff movie being about growing to be more of an anti-hero.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >All he had to do was be a villain for a film, with his own spinoff movie being about growing to be more of an anti-hero.
          THE ROCK WILL NEVER BE A HEEL, NEVER AGAIN MCMAHON.

          This is why John Cena is the better WWE turned action hero as he has no problem playing an antagonist and ended up being the better DC character that became live action.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Does he have that contract rule where's he's not allowed to lose?

            The Rock and Vin Diesel have that rule in thiers.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is Rock even really a draw for movies? He's got a lot of diva in him for someone who has NEVER MADE A GOOD MOVIE EVER!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's still on the director for being confident he was getting a third movie.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no mr mind
    >no Tawky
    Totally lame
    But I liked the Freddy /Wizard team up and Grace is hot
    Overall worth a watch

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tawky was in it though.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I partly blame Dwayne Johnson and his Black Adam mandates. Would have been neat to see Mister Mind, especially if it meant fricking with Billy with his biological father

      Why do they insist on drawing Mister Mind as some ugly, scary monster? The whole point of his character is that he was a monstrously evil villain who just happens to look like a cute and harmless little worm.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        both have their merits
        i think creepy bugface mind would work for the movie, it's more ominous and alien, and the voice fits it really well.
        that's what really pisses me off about this whole debacle. it's a good fricking portrayal of a good fricking character and we're never going to see it again.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >regular caterpillar
        >WITH HUMAN MOUTH AND TEETH
        Cmon. I know we get into debates about tacticool shit but an H. R. Gieger version of Mister Mind is much needed for audiences.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >H. R. Gieger version of Mister Mind is much needed for audiences.
          To make them shit their pants, maybe.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        both have their merits
        i think creepy bugface mind would work for the movie, it's more ominous and alien, and the voice fits it really well.
        that's what really pisses me off about this whole debacle. it's a good fricking portrayal of a good fricking character and we're never going to see it again.

        Maybe they should have made him a stock photo regular ass caterpillar

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The modernized Shazam stuff just isn't good. Worse versions of ideas from the 40s

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >refuse to use one of the most moronic characters in all of fiction
    Wow, can't imagine why. Almost like it's fricking stupid or something.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"durr all comics/fiction need to be super serial and stuff"
      homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Almost like it's a Captain Marvel film moron

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I partly blame Dwayne Johnson and his Black Adam mandates. Would have been neat to see Mister Mind, especially if it meant fricking with Billy with his biological father

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >refuses to connect Black Adam to Shazam because The Rock wants to fight Superman.
    No this is what happens when you let fanboys run the show.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Except nothing about the Snyderverse or even Black Adam was made by fans. It was made by The Rock's ego promising he can save DC.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there are 4 members of Captain Marvel family. Not one for each letter of the magic word. So already you alienate the fans by kowtowing to the nu52 shit. Billy Batson is not a little punk shit kid who gets lucky by finding the wizard. He's a newsie with a heart of gold and his innocent demeanor makes him most worthy to possess that power followed by Freddy and Mary. Never NEVER in a million billion years would Billy uses his powers to do shit like go to Strip Clubs or buy Alcohol. Making him a prick because you think you need edge is no different than making Superman a brooding jerk who crashes through buildings with reckless abandon. FRICK SAKE. Billy could've BEEN the one to have that Golden Age pluckiness if you were going to make Superman the opposite! Black Adam is not a Superman foe. He was someone the Wizard put his trust in and ultimately betrayed him and forced him to sit under the Rock that ultimately kills him. (ironic. isn't it?) The last thing I have to say is Zachary Levi can not act. The kid who plays Billy has a specific way of talking, moving and talking that made him come off older than he was. Meanwhile Zacharay acted like a fricking 10-year-old. Man. What a mess. Also the 7 suits made them all look like Power Rangers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Preaching to the choir, anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. But I saw I made several mistakes in that blog. So i expect an influx of replies telling me "good morning, sir".

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The one thing i liked in the first movie was Billy meeting his mom. I honestly wasn't expecting that and I almost died of laughter.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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