Is there ANY amusement park in Gotham that isn't run by the same fricking murder clown? I just wanna have a fun time at the fair and not be some test subject for a nerve agent experiment, again.
Mother died in a Joker bombing, that's like the fourth fricking relative that's died to that clown son of a b***h. I'm convinced at this point that the Joker is actually some government employee to help thin out the population or to push for more security and monitoring of the country. Think about this shit, the dude doesn't fricking go to prison but instead an insane asylum he breaks out of constantly? And how come the US government hasn't just declared the dude a terrorist to be shot on sight? How come they haven't sent a seal team after him? It's way too damn convenient. Joker is a government agent
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next you're gonna tell me Bruce Wayne is Batman or some shit.
No the Joker isn't a government agent, that's too simple, he's fricking immortal. I mean, c'mon, how many times have we seen him get thrown off buildings and get caught in explosions? And then he comes back, next year with no problems. Either he's immune to death or, and this will sound crazy, there's more than one Joker.
Bruce IS Batman. He's the only homie that fits the bill to be Batman. Those fricking scars on his chest? They ain't fricking skiing accidents but scars from fighting those sickos from Arkham.
>They think Batman is one guy >They think Batman is a hero
Laughing my fricking ass off. "Batman" is a government project to test terror tactics and experimental technology in an urban setting. You really think those nutjobs would keep escaping the Asylum and Blackgate if the government didn't want them to? No. The shit you see "Batman" and "Robin" using on the Joker's henchmen today is what Riot Control will be using on protestors tomorrow.
>MuH GoVerMent AgEnTs = BaTmEn >MeDs
Everyone besides Gothamites already knows that fricking Bruce Wayne is Batman. You guys are just coping the fact you're getting your ass kick by Bruce Wayne of all people
Bruce Wayne raped me anally in an elevator in the late 90s
Batman wouldnt do that
Wayne corp loyalist. Your boss is Batman, get over it.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Batman wouldnt touch me in my no no places. He wouldn't. I wont believe it
KWAB
What was I supposed to do anon? He was so strong, so muscular... so big... I didnt like it though!
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Kevin FRICKING Nash is a simp for dark brooding people.
Get help, you simp
4 months ago
Anonymous
Looking at me, you'd be forgiven for thinking... I'm not your typical victim. I'm a soldier. I'm a father. I'm a world heavyweight champion. I'm 7 feet tall; 320lbs. I thought I could look out for myself in any situation.
But in the summer of 1992, I was raped.
That's right: #MeToo
>scars
hes a billionaire moron, he probibly has a cougar peg him every night or hes in some real freak-shit. >Vicki vale
oh your just moronic.
>They think Batman is one guy >They think Batman is a hero
Laughing my fricking ass off. "Batman" is a government project to test terror tactics and experimental technology in an urban setting. You really think those nutjobs would keep escaping the Asylum and Blackgate if the government didn't want them to? No. The shit you see "Batman" and "Robin" using on the Joker's henchmen today is what Riot Control will be using on protestors tomorrow.
see, this is the only theory i can get behind.
ok homie, sure. That pussy ass clark kent in metropolis is also Superman too huh?
I had to look up who the frick your talking about and.. I guess? fricker lived on a far in the styx, no shit hes going to look like a brick shit-house. Is it fricking weird some meat-head went into journalism? sure. Is he supes? frick no.
>That pussy ass clark kent in metropolis is also Superman
Not the same thing, jackass. Clark Kent ain't Superman. Everyone knows that Superman is a public marketing stunt by Lex Corp.
However, Bruce Wayne IS Batman.
[...]
Vicki Vale is a trusted source, she took down the Falcones.
>lex corp marketing
Nice quads, but i guess so. Lex comes off as a stuck up the ass but every time I catch him on tv I feel like hes trying to not burst into some gay-ass broadway show. Wont surprise me if it is some gay-ass 'man of tomorrow' advertising.
Congrats, you just fell for the psyops. The idea that Bruce Wayne is Batman is a well poisoning made by morons. >lol haha the rich dandyboy is actually le batman!
Don't be moronic. The truth is that Batman is funded by Wayne. He's the only one with the money to get him the equipment, and he obviously has the reasons. The bat himself is probably some random fricking ex-army psycho he hired to serve as his personal crusader.
I have it on good authority that Batman is actually funded by Kord Industries. Bruce Wayne leaked the rumors that he funds Batman because he's self conscious about his reputation as an airhead.
No way Bruce Wayne is Batman BUT I'm willing to bet my left nut that he's bankrolling the Bat. Seriously, Batman uses some serious high end tech that only someone like Bruce could afford.
Open secret.
Clark Kent is Batman and funded by Wayne >journalist (amateur detective) >more ripped than you think >has connections from CEOs to thugs >general "good guy" vibe >lives out of gothm (local cops find no trace)
He gets to gotham by night through secret Wayne tunnel rails. Why do you think Clark keeps snooping around Luthor? Big L is his patron's business rival.
Anyone have a list of good US cities to live in?
I frequently see people complaining about cities. Too expensive, poor infrastructure, gets invaded by aliens every monday, etc. Has anyone build a comprehensive list, or is it all "subjective based on your needs"?
gotham shitters can frick off btw.
What's stopping Batwoman/Batgirl from just having sex with all the men throwing themselves at them?
You could smell Batgirls arousal from when she fought Killer Moth
Nah, idiot, I'm talking about the part where you could "smell batgirl's arousal". Last I checked, you couldn't smell the news. So either they got fricking smellovision or you're Killer Moth.
>They think Batman is one guy >They think Batman is a hero
Laughing my fricking ass off. "Batman" is a government project to test terror tactics and experimental technology in an urban setting. You really think those nutjobs would keep escaping the Asylum and Blackgate if the government didn't want them to? No. The shit you see "Batman" and "Robin" using on the Joker's henchmen today is what Riot Control will be using on protestors tomorrow.
Found one of these on my window sill earlier today. Don't know who put it up here or how they even got here (my place is kinda out of the way in the city), but should I be concerned for my safety? This is clearly something from one of those freaks in Arkham, I just want to have a single day where I can just have a safe, normal day.
Oh? Anon's aware? Shit I guess Ivy's human anti-procreation pheromone missed one... Post your address, someone will be over shortly to fix that for you.
Bruce Wayne is a pedophile who keeps adopting young boys and killing them. Batman is not a pedophile (a pedo would never openly have his prepubescent sidekick running around in tight underwear, it would be too obvious). Ergo Bruce Wayne cannot be Batman. I bet you Wayne is in Epstein's flightlogs.
Instead of waiting for Batman or joining some gang, why don't we just form our own groups and associations and just start hiring ourselves out to do shit ourselves? This city practically has no morals, so why not just speed up the process and become social mercs for anyone with enough cash to survive?
>homosexual wants to help people
Enjoy that shallow grave you muppet
I'm not saying we exclusively help people. I'n saying that we 'help' people by doing jobs that they want for a fee. We'd be mercenaries but social and for Gotham City. Got a guy who needs wrecking? We'll wreck 'em for you. Need some protection, for a regular fee, we'll guare your street. Some assassination? Say goodbye to Nathan. And what's most important of all, we do this out in the open. Staying in the shadows is for cheap crooks and mooks. What I'm saying is that we make ourselves a service that's open for the public. We put on some real snazzy clothes to make us look legit and stand-out, prove our skill with some fine jobs, and when we do that, we change the culture of Gotham by making ourselves a public service that everyone wants to be I'm gonna be honest, this is just a way of saying that we should incorparate the Fixer system of Project Moon into Gotham. The City is already more fricked uo than Gotham, so it'd honestly be an inprovement.
>Zoomers aren't old enough to remember when everyone was running around with their own gangs during the No Man's Land
Anon, it's a bad idea and the Bat and all his "villains" still came out on top
>Giant Earthquake destroys the entire gotham infrastructure >Bat nowhere to be found at firsf >We all form a bunch of gangs as the whole city goes to shit, vigilante groups >The usual loonies all form their gangs and instantly get to top dog status >Joker kills a bunch of people and gets away with it again
It just ended up the usual business even when we all had guns
4 months ago
Anonymous
Aw man, and here I thought I was onto sonething. Well thanks for letting me know.
4 months ago
Anonymous
This city is fricking cursed
4 months ago
Anonymous
At least we don't have gods of the city. Could you imagine if there was some actual deity or god-like figure that was haunting this place? I'd want to call Doctor Fate over here immediately, but someone would probably try to jump him for that bucket on his head.
Anyone have any experience with getting the prostitutes in East End to do super roleplay? I know it's played out but I really want one to dress up as Harley Quinn
That's a stupid idea for all you know that random prostitute could be Harley Quinn, next thing you know you're eating out of a fricking tube if you're lucky
>Falling for it
Dude Harely Quinn does not frick randoms. Some genius pimp invented that rumor so he could put his hookers in face paint by Amusement Mile and make a killing. I hear she's a dyke anyways
Hey, any fellow goons here got any recommendations for which villain to work for? I was working for Scarface/Ventriloquist and he was alright but the Bat got him. Serious answers only NOT the fricking Joker.
Maxie Zeus is a fun boss if you’re into greek mythology. Guy’s a perv tho. One time he made me buy a bull costume so that he could have sex dressed in it.
He’s chill, just don’t even bring your girlfriend near him
Just work for the Joker you big pussy. I work for him and nothing bad has ever happened to me, he asks me to drink with him sometimes and I wake up with lipstick stains on my body, sure. But I'm not dead.
A little from column A and a little from column B. Most of them are made to be jobbers through intimidation by guys like Joker or Two-Face or promises of future pleasures by Ivy in order to make their escapes easier. But even disregarding that, most of our inmates are either super-powered or super-intelligent freaks. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't put money on Joe from Intensive Treatment being able to take down Killer Croc.
You ever see Mr Freeze putting ice cubes on his dick? True thing, I've heard people get off on that
Just once. Back when he was trying to go straight, he had full laboratory privileges and Batman even brought his wife's cryo-chamber down here for him to work on. Caught him with his pants down in front of his wife's cryo-chamber, rubbing ice cubes along his dick. Dunno if that's a Mr. Freeze thing or if it was a Nora Fries thing, but either way, I don't wanna know.
Real talk- Do you get special training in the event that someone like Joker takes a liking to you for whatever reason? I've heard that he sometimes escapes and shows up at the houses of arkham staff.
Nothing beyond the regular tests to assess your suitability for a job at any other asylum. All of the money Bruce Wayne pours into the place goes into either upgrading the security systems, repairing damages from escape attempts, successful or otherwise, and into more shock therapy for inmates like Joker.
They do mention Quinn's case a lot during training to discourage younger guys from bonding with the female inmates, but that's about it.
If there are signs that someone like Joker is starting to take a liking to one of the orderlies, the GCPD is notified and the orderly's immediate family is taken to a safe location, but more often than not they're not fast enough. Just last week the new kid's grandmother who he was caring for ended up Jokerized within 24 hours of Joker busting out again.
>They do mention Quinn's case a lot during training to discourage younger guys from bonding with the female inmates, but that's about it.
shouldn't the female staff go through this as well? Dumb c**ts are extremely susceptible for "misunderstood bad boy"
They do, but a lot of times it's ineffective. I've already seen more than a couple of younger female doctors crushing on guys like Joker and Two-Face.
There was even a midget who was part of the cleaning staff for a while who wouldn't shut up about Killer Croc. But the worst one was a doctor who was constantly saying how she'd love to trade places with Mr. Freeze's wife in her pod so she could watch Freeze work all the time.
Really the only step in the right direction management has taken was to not allow 1st year interns to work here to avoid a repeat of what happened to Harley Quinn. And even then they only implemented that years after Quinn left.
Batwoman is a prostitute, she keeps trying to frick every female villain. It's literally free porn, just look outside whenever a female villain is doing shit. Batwoman comes in, and ends in a sex tape.
I swear Batwoman is a big reason as to why the police doesn't go after capes. I'm faily sure I saw her getting busy with a female cop in an alleyway one time
I swear Batwoman is a big reason as to why the police doesn't go after capes. I'm faily sure I saw her getting busy with a female cop in an alleyway one time
Typical Supes, always making everything a sex thing. I can't believe the world is in the hands of a bunch of perverts in costumes. It's always been a fetish thing, just look at Catwoman. Or even better, that prostitute of a clown, Harley Quinn.
so bathomosexual totaled my car last night. some dudes were robbing the gas station so to scare em he shot a frickn missile into my shit, pic related.
how do i get this moron's insurance info? anybody tried to sue him before?
I know you're lying because Batman doesn't even use missiles, he throws those bat shuriken all the damned time. You got wasted on drugs and are trying to tarnish Batman's reputation.
The best way to do that is call him out on his refusal to kill Joker, that always makes him mad.
Aw widdle baby mad his car got totaled in Gotham, car total capitol of the northeast?
Get in line anon, there was a big crisis with Scarecrow two weeks back and most of the insurance companies and the city are dealing with that. Just pour some straw and needles around your car and say Scarecrow did it, you'd get a free car from Bruce Wayne's social programs.
He's a solo act most of the time, so good luck getting on with him.
People work for J because he'll hire anything that breathes as long you can stir up trouble for him and follow orders. Obviously there's a lot of risk though, and everyone talks about Harley like she'll put out but she and J are exclusive, I just roll my eyes when dudes try to claim they've fricked her or gotten a blowie from her. I think they just tell you that shit to get you to join up.
Personally I'd go for Riddler if I were you. It's basically glorified construction, he just has you build weird traps and puzzles and shit for Batman. I did a whole year under him once and never had to get into a fight or even break the law.
>friend of a friend went urban exploring >said there is an old town with steampunk robots below the city >said below that steampunk town there are nuclear radiation mutants
Wtf is this real? Pics looked shopped af
Greetings fellow criminals, how goes the crime today? Anyone do any good crimes lately that you would like to discuss in extreme detail? Maybe we should meet up and talk about all the crimes we have commited.
Did anyone else see some fricked up faceless Joker years ago, or did I imagine that? Like, I was smoking tons of weed during that time, but when the handyman came to fix my water heater I'm sure as frick he was the Joker but his face was fricked up. Almost positive.
NTA, but the "faceless joker" thing is just a rumor. probably some other lunatic visited you though. i mean, i know joker's "crazy", but i don't really think even he's crazy enough to tear off his own face
Nope, it isn't. It was real, dude had flies buzzing around him and he smelled like rotten meat. Fricker was really messed up on the pain meds he was taking, so we got paid soon muccch cash it was unreal.
I need a job quick
whats the best supervillian to hench for?
Penguin or Riddler, they both pay well and there is a big chance you won't be killed by your boss. Two-Face is 50/50 and Mr. Freeze has a tendency to not pay as well as the others, bro wants to save his wife at all costs so most of the money is spent on her and his cold suits. Mad Hatter is a fricking annoyance and isn't worth the time and pays mediocre cash. Joker... I mean, c'mon, that's literal suicide, but he does pay the most. If you get to live long enough. Poison Ivy pays OK, but you need to be a girl and she's mostly solo now but brings along Harley Quinn as backup.
Is there a punch card system in place for Villain Kidnappings? I swear I've been Held Hostage, Kidnapped, Car Jacked, and left as a Riddle clue every other week! It's gotten so bad one of Two-Faces goons recognized me during a bank hiest and brought me along in the getaway car! Hell, even Robin saw me and looked like he remembered my face.
Bud, Batman is too busy chasing Catwoman pussy to get with the clown.
Now Bruce Wayne and the Joker, now that's something plausible. Seen it personally.
>was a caterer for a Wayne Enterprises get-together >hated it, but paid everyone working there almost triple >during that time Joker comes in to rob the joint, as per Gotham rules >do my usual, hold the tray of food and stand still like a mannequin as the Joker monologs >hope to God Joker doesn't gas the place >Bruce Wayne decides to be a hero and tells the Joker where all the good stuff is >they BOTH leave the dining hall and head upstairs >two hours later after I stand around doing nothing, Joker finally comes back >his clothes are messed up and he's walking funny >tells his goons they're good to go and they leave >Mr Wayne comes back soon after, and tells everyone that it's all taken care of and the party goes on >look at his neck and see red lipstick on his neck
You do the math anon. Bruce Wayne has done this before. I just know it.
>verification not required
See gothamChan knows what's up.
Can I get high off of Joker gas or will it just kill me? I found a canister of it in a dumpster last week after Batman fought the Joker outside my apartment. I want to do some balloons from it but I'm not sure if it's safe.
I HATE THE BATMAN I HATE THE BATMAN I HATE THE BATMAN
I fricking HATE that hypocritical Bathomosexual.
Holy shit, that stupid fricking Black personhomosexual is the biggest piece of shit out there.
DoNt uSe gUnS, DoNt KiLl
Yeah, easy for you to say, Mister I-Have-My-Own-Private-Batjet, returning to whichever goddamn Epstein mansion you came from to rape little orphans or wherever the frick you're picking up these shotagays to throw into the meatgrinder?
Tell you what, BatBlack person, if you want to be an armchair socialist homosexual and try to beat the shit out of everyone on our behalf, then maybe, I don't know, kill some of these frickers? I personally know twelve people that were killed by one of your Tinder frickbuddies. TWELVE. I talked to a buddy in Toledo. You know how many people he knows that died of hypothermia in the middle of FRICKING JULY? NONE. Gee willie wee, ain't that a thought!?! You'd think after the 500th fricking terrorist attack Battard would realize that these people are a danger just by existing, but noooooo, gotta just punch them the same as any old mugger. I'm sure they'll reform THIS time you stupid fricking dicktwist.
Yeah, I had an encounter with that self-righteous butthole. Let me tell you about it.
I was throwing some shit away behind the old cafe on 5th. Along comes this jerkass and his prostitute girlfriend. Starts giving me shit because he thinks that I live in some crackden in East End and that my dog was barking all night.
I HATE THE BATMAN I HATE THE BATMAN I HATE THE BATMAN
Don't even have a dog, I tell him. Anyway, this butthole wants to escalate things, so he starts walking towards me. I got a piece in my pocket, because the cops don't do shit, so I toss the bag in the dumpster, and tell the dude to go away. He starts getting aggressive, and I whip out my gun (I ain't aimin' it at them). Fricker's prostitute starts screaming. He runs in front of her, and starts shouting. I yell at him to move since I want to go back to the cafe, but then all of a sudden Batfrick drops down and decks me in the schnozzle. Fricker smashes his elbow into my liver, then kicks me right in the forehead before throwing me against the brick. I don't know how much time's passed, but I wake up in police custody. Arrested for armed battery. I take out a $20,000 loan to pay for my bond, and use the rest of my life savings on a lawyer. Managed to get out by the skin of my teeth since there was a security camera nearby that showed I was acting in self-defense, but I still have the loan to pay back, and hospital bills since BatBlack person broke two of my ribs and my collarbone. A few days later some fricking PCP-addicted Halloween freak blows up the cafe anyway, so now I'm out of a job. BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME NOW TO COMPTEMPLATE MY SUPERVILLAIN PERSONA SINCE THAT SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY WAY TO LIVE IN THIS SHITHOLE CITY. I'M THINKING "UNEMPLOYMENT MAN," A DARK KNIGHT THAT BEATS UP PEOPLE AND LEAVES THEM WITH EXTENSIVE MEDICAL BILLS WHILE LETTING TERRORISTS BLOW UP THEIR LIVELIHOODS. OH WAIT THAT'S BATTARD
Doctor said I'm lucky my spine didn't break, but I think I'd qualify for disability if he did, so thanks for not fricking me up as much as you could have, Batshit! You think BatdoubleBlack person is going to spare me a check for all the woes he PERSONALLY caused me, or do you think he's going to blow it all on waxing that overcompensation dickshit of a bAtMoBiLe like the vain homosexual he is? HA!
Daily reminder that Gotham deserves to be kicked out of the United States.
GO BACK TO JUMP CITY
>No argument
I accept your concession, then again, I don't expect Gothamites to be anything but mentally insane
You mean hub city
Is there ANY amusement park in Gotham that isn't run by the same fricking murder clown? I just wanna have a fun time at the fair and not be some test subject for a nerve agent experiment, again.
There's a mini park next to the isce cream factory owned by the Penguin.
>Penguin
That's almost as bad
Nah Penguin will at least pay you off if you get hurt. The clowns just dump you in the sewar, even if you're still breathing.
You just gotta find the amusement park that's run by that new big titty Harley Quinn replacement.
I know where it is, but I sure as hell ain't telling
Mother died in a Joker bombing, that's like the fourth fricking relative that's died to that clown son of a b***h. I'm convinced at this point that the Joker is actually some government employee to help thin out the population or to push for more security and monitoring of the country. Think about this shit, the dude doesn't fricking go to prison but instead an insane asylum he breaks out of constantly? And how come the US government hasn't just declared the dude a terrorist to be shot on sight? How come they haven't sent a seal team after him? It's way too damn convenient. Joker is a government agent
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next you're gonna tell me Bruce Wayne is Batman or some shit.
No the Joker isn't a government agent, that's too simple, he's fricking immortal. I mean, c'mon, how many times have we seen him get thrown off buildings and get caught in explosions? And then he comes back, next year with no problems. Either he's immune to death or, and this will sound crazy, there's more than one Joker.
Hey, does anyone have any of those pics of Barbara Gordon? Asking for a friend.
They are disappointing, girl's got a pancake butt.
Before or after the Joker put her in a wheelchair?
>inb4 "Bruce Wayne is Batman" schizo
Bruce IS Batman. He's the only homie that fits the bill to be Batman. Those fricking scars on his chest? They ain't fricking skiing accidents but scars from fighting those sickos from Arkham.
Even Vicki Vale backs me up
meds
>MuH GoVerMent AgEnTs = BaTmEn
>MeDs
Everyone besides Gothamites already knows that fricking Bruce Wayne is Batman. You guys are just coping the fact you're getting your ass kick by Bruce Wayne of all people
>trusting the mainstream media
>gotham local news at that
ok homie, sure. That pussy ass clark kent in metropolis is also Superman too huh?
Did you just dox some random guy, who the frick is Clark Kent?
Who the frick is Clark Kent?
>That pussy ass clark kent in metropolis is also Superman
Not the same thing, jackass. Clark Kent ain't Superman. Everyone knows that Superman is a public marketing stunt by Lex Corp.
However, Bruce Wayne IS Batman.
Vicki Vale is a trusted source, she took down the Falcones.
>she took down the Falcones.
Oh yeah a real deepthroat if you know what I'm saying
I can see a coping Dent loyalist when I see one.
Wayne corp loyalist. Your boss is Batman, get over it.
Batman wouldnt touch me in my no no places. He wouldn't. I wont believe it
What was I supposed to do anon? He was so strong, so muscular... so big... I didnt like it though!
>Kevin FRICKING Nash is a simp for dark brooding people.
Get help, you simp
Looking at me, you'd be forgiven for thinking... I'm not your typical victim. I'm a soldier. I'm a father. I'm a world heavyweight champion. I'm 7 feet tall; 320lbs. I thought I could look out for myself in any situation.
But in the summer of 1992, I was raped.
That's right: #MeToo
>He unironically thinks some random reporter is fricking Superman
ARKHAM. NOW.
>those sickos from Arkham
Speaking from experience I assume.
>scars
hes a billionaire moron, he probibly has a cougar peg him every night or hes in some real freak-shit.
>Vicki vale
oh your just moronic.
see, this is the only theory i can get behind.
I had to look up who the frick your talking about and.. I guess? fricker lived on a far in the styx, no shit hes going to look like a brick shit-house. Is it fricking weird some meat-head went into journalism? sure. Is he supes? frick no.
>lex corp marketing
Nice quads, but i guess so. Lex comes off as a stuck up the ass but every time I catch him on tv I feel like hes trying to not burst into some gay-ass broadway show. Wont surprise me if it is some gay-ass 'man of tomorrow' advertising.
Frickers from the sticks get fat-strong, they don't turn into V-shaped bodybuilders.
Congrats, you just fell for the psyops. The idea that Bruce Wayne is Batman is a well poisoning made by morons.
>lol haha the rich dandyboy is actually le batman!
Don't be moronic. The truth is that Batman is funded by Wayne. He's the only one with the money to get him the equipment, and he obviously has the reasons. The bat himself is probably some random fricking ex-army psycho he hired to serve as his personal crusader.
I have it on good authority that Batman is actually funded by Kord Industries. Bruce Wayne leaked the rumors that he funds Batman because he's self conscious about his reputation as an airhead.
haha he's similar to Vicky Vale there
OK Hear me out.
No way Bruce Wayne is Batman BUT I'm willing to bet my left nut that he's bankrolling the Bat. Seriously, Batman uses some serious high end tech that only someone like Bruce could afford.
Open secret.
Clark Kent is Batman and funded by Wayne
>journalist (amateur detective)
>more ripped than you think
>has connections from CEOs to thugs
>general "good guy" vibe
>lives out of gothm (local cops find no trace)
He gets to gotham by night through secret Wayne tunnel rails. Why do you think Clark keeps snooping around Luthor? Big L is his patron's business rival.
>clark kent
>journalist
He's a libtarded hack who works for a failing newspaper.
again who the frick is Clark Kent?
Anyone have a list of good US cities to live in?
I frequently see people complaining about cities. Too expensive, poor infrastructure, gets invaded by aliens every monday, etc. Has anyone build a comprehensive list, or is it all "subjective based on your needs"?
gotham shitters can frick off btw.
What's stopping Batwoman/Batgirl from just having sex with all the men throwing themselves at them?
You could smell Batgirls arousal from when she fought Killer Moth
> when she fought Killer Moth
How the frick would you know that?
It was all over the news, anon... "Killer Moth Squashed! Batgirl seen near downed Moth..." Don't you watch the news, dumbass?
Nah, idiot, I'm talking about the part where you could "smell batgirl's arousal". Last I checked, you couldn't smell the news. So either they got fricking smellovision or you're Killer Moth.
>there are villains itt right now
who are you guys betting uses this place?
I'm thinking that Bruce Wanye is the Joker.
whats the best gay bathhouse in gotham? asking for a friend
Arkham showers
Not fricking the Joker just so I can get my dick sucked, he'll probably try and bite it off.
homie he sucks better dick than harley and catwoman combine
God bless whoever molested him during childhoodg4s4gg
Anon is too busy getting his dick sucked by the Joker to make coherent sentences. Still wouldn't do it.
>They think Batman is one guy
>They think Batman is a hero
Laughing my fricking ass off. "Batman" is a government project to test terror tactics and experimental technology in an urban setting. You really think those nutjobs would keep escaping the Asylum and Blackgate if the government didn't want them to? No. The shit you see "Batman" and "Robin" using on the Joker's henchmen today is what Riot Control will be using on protestors tomorrow.
I had that one scary batwoman landed on my faces onces it was heaven
good morning sir! I too am Indian gotham boy . Waiting for Poissen Ivee upskirt of the vagene
Found one of these on my window sill earlier today. Don't know who put it up here or how they even got here (my place is kinda out of the way in the city), but should I be concerned for my safety? This is clearly something from one of those freaks in Arkham, I just want to have a single day where I can just have a safe, normal day.
why is everyone so fricking GAY!?
Oh? Anon's aware? Shit I guess Ivy's human anti-procreation pheromone missed one... Post your address, someone will be over shortly to fix that for you.
chemicals in the water are making all the frogs gay and very smiley, but those are two different chemicals.
Bruce Wayne is a pedophile who keeps adopting young boys and killing them. Batman is not a pedophile (a pedo would never openly have his prepubescent sidekick running around in tight underwear, it would be too obvious). Ergo Bruce Wayne cannot be Batman. I bet you Wayne is in Epstein's flightlogs.
Gothem?
more like
GAY THEM!
AM I RIGHT?
Instead of waiting for Batman or joining some gang, why don't we just form our own groups and associations and just start hiring ourselves out to do shit ourselves? This city practically has no morals, so why not just speed up the process and become social mercs for anyone with enough cash to survive?
I'm in, name's Matches btw.
Welcome, Matches. I'll need finances first.
I'm not saying we exclusively help people. I'n saying that we 'help' people by doing jobs that they want for a fee. We'd be mercenaries but social and for Gotham City. Got a guy who needs wrecking? We'll wreck 'em for you. Need some protection, for a regular fee, we'll guare your street. Some assassination? Say goodbye to Nathan. And what's most important of all, we do this out in the open. Staying in the shadows is for cheap crooks and mooks. What I'm saying is that we make ourselves a service that's open for the public. We put on some real snazzy clothes to make us look legit and stand-out, prove our skill with some fine jobs, and when we do that, we change the culture of Gotham by making ourselves a public service that everyone wants to be
I'm gonna be honest, this is just a way of saying that we should incorparate the Fixer system of Project Moon into Gotham. The City is already more fricked uo than Gotham, so it'd honestly be an inprovement.
>Zoomers aren't old enough to remember when everyone was running around with their own gangs during the No Man's Land
Anon, it's a bad idea and the Bat and all his "villains" still came out on top
Well why don't you remind me about what happened during No Man's Land, old nan?
>Giant Earthquake destroys the entire gotham infrastructure
>Bat nowhere to be found at firsf
>We all form a bunch of gangs as the whole city goes to shit, vigilante groups
>The usual loonies all form their gangs and instantly get to top dog status
>Joker kills a bunch of people and gets away with it again
It just ended up the usual business even when we all had guns
Aw man, and here I thought I was onto sonething. Well thanks for letting me know.
This city is fricking cursed
At least we don't have gods of the city. Could you imagine if there was some actual deity or god-like figure that was haunting this place? I'd want to call Doctor Fate over here immediately, but someone would probably try to jump him for that bucket on his head.
>homosexual wants to help people
Enjoy that shallow grave you muppet
Guys Catwoman stole my heart
Bruce Wayne stole my adrenochrome
Jack Ryder is right! All those chemicals in the water are turning freaking everyone gay!
Guy looks like a homosexual himself. Betcha every pride he puts on a thong and a boa and parades around like a lunatic.
yeah he's a real creep
Bruce Wayne raped me anally in an elevator in the late 90s
Batman wouldnt do that
KWAB
Anyone have any experience with getting the prostitutes in East End to do super roleplay? I know it's played out but I really want one to dress up as Harley Quinn
That's a stupid idea for all you know that random prostitute could be Harley Quinn, next thing you know you're eating out of a fricking tube if you're lucky
Brother we all gotta take risks out here
>Falling for it
Dude Harely Quinn does not frick randoms. Some genius pimp invented that rumor so he could put his hookers in face paint by Amusement Mile and make a killing. I hear she's a dyke anyways
>I hear she's a dyke anyways
why is every super heroine/villaines a fricking dyke nowadays?
You've never seen the video of her fricking an entire room full of guys dressed like the Joker?
...I'm not gonna watch that clown car fiasco a porno.
know anyone who can hook me up with some Venom?
555-555-BANE
Hey, any fellow goons here got any recommendations for which villain to work for? I was working for Scarface/Ventriloquist and he was alright but the Bat got him. Serious answers only NOT the fricking Joker.
Maxie Zeus is a fun boss if you’re into greek mythology. Guy’s a perv tho. One time he made me buy a bull costume so that he could have sex dressed in it.
He’s chill, just don’t even bring your girlfriend near him
Just work for the Joker you big pussy. I work for him and nothing bad has ever happened to me, he asks me to drink with him sometimes and I wake up with lipstick stains on my body, sure. But I'm not dead.
How did you get hired with the Joker? I keep applying, but at every interview he keeps asking me to pull his finger. I don't get it.
Boss needed a Bruce Wayne lookalike for some caper, but he never went along with it in the end.
But, he does need drivers and I you can drive big vehicles you're set. Don't even need a CDL in Gotham anymore.
Gonna go try my luck with poison ivy wish me luck
Doesn't she hate men?
She kisses you and then you die. I'm gonna go kiss her
Godspeed
You better be a woman, anon. She's a known mulch muncher, if you catch my drift.
Arkham orderly here. AMA
Who has the better suck game?
Quinn. Easily. b***h could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch in her sleep. Ivy's a borderline dead fish compared to her.
You ever see Mr Freeze putting ice cubes on his dick? True thing, I've heard people get off on that
Are you guys all jobbers or are the people here that hard to keep?
A little from column A and a little from column B. Most of them are made to be jobbers through intimidation by guys like Joker or Two-Face or promises of future pleasures by Ivy in order to make their escapes easier. But even disregarding that, most of our inmates are either super-powered or super-intelligent freaks. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't put money on Joe from Intensive Treatment being able to take down Killer Croc.
Just once. Back when he was trying to go straight, he had full laboratory privileges and Batman even brought his wife's cryo-chamber down here for him to work on. Caught him with his pants down in front of his wife's cryo-chamber, rubbing ice cubes along his dick. Dunno if that's a Mr. Freeze thing or if it was a Nora Fries thing, but either way, I don't wanna know.
Real talk- Do you get special training in the event that someone like Joker takes a liking to you for whatever reason? I've heard that he sometimes escapes and shows up at the houses of arkham staff.
Nothing beyond the regular tests to assess your suitability for a job at any other asylum. All of the money Bruce Wayne pours into the place goes into either upgrading the security systems, repairing damages from escape attempts, successful or otherwise, and into more shock therapy for inmates like Joker.
They do mention Quinn's case a lot during training to discourage younger guys from bonding with the female inmates, but that's about it.
If there are signs that someone like Joker is starting to take a liking to one of the orderlies, the GCPD is notified and the orderly's immediate family is taken to a safe location, but more often than not they're not fast enough. Just last week the new kid's grandmother who he was caring for ended up Jokerized within 24 hours of Joker busting out again.
>They do mention Quinn's case a lot during training to discourage younger guys from bonding with the female inmates, but that's about it.
shouldn't the female staff go through this as well? Dumb c**ts are extremely susceptible for "misunderstood bad boy"
They do, but a lot of times it's ineffective. I've already seen more than a couple of younger female doctors crushing on guys like Joker and Two-Face.
There was even a midget who was part of the cleaning staff for a while who wouldn't shut up about Killer Croc. But the worst one was a doctor who was constantly saying how she'd love to trade places with Mr. Freeze's wife in her pod so she could watch Freeze work all the time.
Really the only step in the right direction management has taken was to not allow 1st year interns to work here to avoid a repeat of what happened to Harley Quinn. And even then they only implemented that years after Quinn left.
Batwoman is a prostitute, she keeps trying to frick every female villain. It's literally free porn, just look outside whenever a female villain is doing shit. Batwoman comes in, and ends in a sex tape.
I swear Batwoman is a big reason as to why the police doesn't go after capes. I'm faily sure I saw her getting busy with a female cop in an alleyway one time
Typical Supes, always making everything a sex thing. I can't believe the world is in the hands of a bunch of perverts in costumes. It's always been a fetish thing, just look at Catwoman. Or even better, that prostitute of a clown, Harley Quinn.
so bathomosexual totaled my car last night. some dudes were robbing the gas station so to scare em he shot a frickn missile into my shit, pic related.
how do i get this moron's insurance info? anybody tried to sue him before?
I know you're lying because Batman doesn't even use missiles, he throws those bat shuriken all the damned time. You got wasted on drugs and are trying to tarnish Batman's reputation.
The best way to do that is call him out on his refusal to kill Joker, that always makes him mad.
he fired it from his car dumbass, obviously he didn't lob a missile with his bare hands
Are you seriously doubting that Batman can't throw missiles from his hands?
oh my god you trolls are so fricking gay
go suck batgay's dick if you love him so much
i just want to know how to sue him for my fricking car
Aw widdle baby mad his car got totaled in Gotham, car total capitol of the northeast?
Get in line anon, there was a big crisis with Scarecrow two weeks back and most of the insurance companies and the city are dealing with that. Just pour some straw and needles around your car and say Scarecrow did it, you'd get a free car from Bruce Wayne's social programs.
Is it a good idea to work for Mr. Freeze? I heard he's one of the few "better" bosses.
He's a solo act most of the time, so good luck getting on with him.
People work for J because he'll hire anything that breathes as long you can stir up trouble for him and follow orders. Obviously there's a lot of risk though, and everyone talks about Harley like she'll put out but she and J are exclusive, I just roll my eyes when dudes try to claim they've fricked her or gotten a blowie from her. I think they just tell you that shit to get you to join up.
Personally I'd go for Riddler if I were you. It's basically glorified construction, he just has you build weird traps and puzzles and shit for Batman. I did a whole year under him once and never had to get into a fight or even break the law.
>thinks its hard to sex the harlequin
Riddler eh, is he a better boss than Lex? You know what I'll work for the Riddler, building weird traps all day sounds like an engineers dream.
WTF Batman just flew over my house!
you might be fricked depending who he's going after
>friend of a friend went urban exploring
>said there is an old town with steampunk robots below the city
>said below that steampunk town there are nuclear radiation mutants
Wtf is this real? Pics looked shopped af
Why the FRICK do all capes and vigilantes look like fricking supermodels? Like WTF? Cant we uggos score even a single bloody victory?
When will that bat freak kill Joker?
Greetings fellow criminals, how goes the crime today? Anyone do any good crimes lately that you would like to discuss in extreme detail? Maybe we should meet up and talk about all the crimes we have commited.
Did anyone else see some fricked up faceless Joker years ago, or did I imagine that? Like, I was smoking tons of weed during that time, but when the handyman came to fix my water heater I'm sure as frick he was the Joker but his face was fricked up. Almost positive.
Should I worry or was I just too high?
that was moronic he was trying too hard there
Anon, are you telling me he was real and I wasn't imagining that?
NTA, but the "faceless joker" thing is just a rumor. probably some other lunatic visited you though. i mean, i know joker's "crazy", but i don't really think even he's crazy enough to tear off his own face
Nope, it isn't. It was real, dude had flies buzzing around him and he smelled like rotten meat. Fricker was really messed up on the pain meds he was taking, so we got paid soon muccch cash it was unreal.
Penguin or Riddler, they both pay well and there is a big chance you won't be killed by your boss. Two-Face is 50/50 and Mr. Freeze has a tendency to not pay as well as the others, bro wants to save his wife at all costs so most of the money is spent on her and his cold suits. Mad Hatter is a fricking annoyance and isn't worth the time and pays mediocre cash. Joker... I mean, c'mon, that's literal suicide, but he does pay the most. If you get to live long enough. Poison Ivy pays OK, but you need to be a girl and she's mostly solo now but brings along Harley Quinn as backup.
Joker's been phoning it in for years. I miss the laughing gas fish.
I killed joker accidentally how do I dispose his body before it release joker toxin and also I killed Harley too
I wanna sniff vicki vale's feet
shes an airhead
Is there a punch card system in place for Villain Kidnappings? I swear I've been Held Hostage, Kidnapped, Car Jacked, and left as a Riddle clue every other week! It's gotten so bad one of Two-Faces goons recognized me during a bank hiest and brought me along in the getaway car! Hell, even Robin saw me and looked like he remembered my face.
I'm still waiting for harley and ivy onlyfans...
Sounds like a great way to get your entire bank account stolen. I would never trust anything involving those two to NOT be a scam.
Heard Green Lantern experienced a Gotham handshake. That's rough for anyone
does anyone else think batman x joker is really hot? I wish they'd just kiss already
Bud, Batman is too busy chasing Catwoman pussy to get with the clown.
Now Bruce Wayne and the Joker, now that's something plausible. Seen it personally.
>was a caterer for a Wayne Enterprises get-together
>hated it, but paid everyone working there almost triple
>during that time Joker comes in to rob the joint, as per Gotham rules
>do my usual, hold the tray of food and stand still like a mannequin as the Joker monologs
>hope to God Joker doesn't gas the place
>Bruce Wayne decides to be a hero and tells the Joker where all the good stuff is
>they BOTH leave the dining hall and head upstairs
>two hours later after I stand around doing nothing, Joker finally comes back
>his clothes are messed up and he's walking funny
>tells his goons they're good to go and they leave
>Mr Wayne comes back soon after, and tells everyone that it's all taken care of and the party goes on
>look at his neck and see red lipstick on his neck
You do the math anon. Bruce Wayne has done this before. I just know it.
>verification not required
See gothamChan knows what's up.
Finally, somebody did the right thing.
Any other amateur astronomers here? I was looking through my telescope last week and saw some giant tower floating around the moon.
Swamp gas, nothing more.
Can I get high off of Joker gas or will it just kill me? I found a canister of it in a dumpster last week after Batman fought the Joker outside my apartment. I want to do some balloons from it but I'm not sure if it's safe.
Guys is it possible that the Joker may post here?
I know Killer Moth does but if joker does will we be coruprble if he posts his next crime here?
I need a job quick
whats the best supervillian to hench for?
I fricking HATE that hypocritical Bathomosexual.
Holy shit, that stupid fricking Black personhomosexual is the biggest piece of shit out there.
DoNt uSe gUnS, DoNt KiLl
Yeah, easy for you to say, Mister I-Have-My-Own-Private-Batjet, returning to whichever goddamn Epstein mansion you came from to rape little orphans or wherever the frick you're picking up these shotagays to throw into the meatgrinder?
Tell you what, BatBlack person, if you want to be an armchair socialist homosexual and try to beat the shit out of everyone on our behalf, then maybe, I don't know, kill some of these frickers? I personally know twelve people that were killed by one of your Tinder frickbuddies. TWELVE. I talked to a buddy in Toledo. You know how many people he knows that died of hypothermia in the middle of FRICKING JULY? NONE. Gee willie wee, ain't that a thought!?! You'd think after the 500th fricking terrorist attack Battard would realize that these people are a danger just by existing, but noooooo, gotta just punch them the same as any old mugger. I'm sure they'll reform THIS time you stupid fricking dicktwist.
Yeah, I had an encounter with that self-righteous butthole. Let me tell you about it.
I was throwing some shit away behind the old cafe on 5th. Along comes this jerkass and his prostitute girlfriend. Starts giving me shit because he thinks that I live in some crackden in East End and that my dog was barking all night.
Don't even have a dog, I tell him. Anyway, this butthole wants to escalate things, so he starts walking towards me. I got a piece in my pocket, because the cops don't do shit, so I toss the bag in the dumpster, and tell the dude to go away. He starts getting aggressive, and I whip out my gun (I ain't aimin' it at them). Fricker's prostitute starts screaming. He runs in front of her, and starts shouting. I yell at him to move since I want to go back to the cafe, but then all of a sudden Batfrick drops down and decks me in the schnozzle. Fricker smashes his elbow into my liver, then kicks me right in the forehead before throwing me against the brick. I don't know how much time's passed, but I wake up in police custody. Arrested for armed battery. I take out a $20,000 loan to pay for my bond, and use the rest of my life savings on a lawyer. Managed to get out by the skin of my teeth since there was a security camera nearby that showed I was acting in self-defense, but I still have the loan to pay back, and hospital bills since BatBlack person broke two of my ribs and my collarbone. A few days later some fricking PCP-addicted Halloween freak blows up the cafe anyway, so now I'm out of a job. BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE I HAVE PLENTY OF TIME NOW TO COMPTEMPLATE MY SUPERVILLAIN PERSONA SINCE THAT SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY WAY TO LIVE IN THIS SHITHOLE CITY. I'M THINKING "UNEMPLOYMENT MAN," A DARK KNIGHT THAT BEATS UP PEOPLE AND LEAVES THEM WITH EXTENSIVE MEDICAL BILLS WHILE LETTING TERRORISTS BLOW UP THEIR LIVELIHOODS. OH WAIT THAT'S BATTARD
Doctor said I'm lucky my spine didn't break, but I think I'd qualify for disability if he did, so thanks for not fricking me up as much as you could have, Batshit! You think BatdoubleBlack person is going to spare me a check for all the woes he PERSONALLY caused me, or do you think he's going to blow it all on waxing that overcompensation dickshit of a bAtMoBiLe like the vain homosexual he is? HA!
I HATE THAT FRICKING BATFRICK!