>remake The Dark Knight but make it worse in every way

>remake The Dark Knight but make it worse in every way
>it’s the second best DC movie in ten years (#1 being Joker)
How did Warner/DC sink this low? They used to make good movies

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >They used to make good movies
    Go pull up the Wikipedia page for movies based on DC comics and then realize how stupid you are

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Superman And The Mole Men
      >Batman (1966)
      >Superman
      >Superman II
      >Batman (1989)
      >Batman Returns
      >Batman Begins
      >The Dark Knight
      >Watchmen
      All good, all not released in the past decade
      To be honest though, I haven’t seen most of the others. I’m not excluding Swamp Thing, Supergirl, or Steel because I know they’re bad, but because I haven’t watched them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >almost all Batman/Superman
        Lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah what were you expecting fricking aquaman?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Aquaman is the only good superhero made post-iron man 1

            Aquaman was fine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >watchmen
        >good
        anyway current year is 2022
        It has been forever since a non good batman movie was made

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it was a great transposition, if you think about every change they made in transpositions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Where's The Dark Knight Rises?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          With all the other DC movies he didn't list

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Made in the last ten years

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It was a 2012 film. It's been 10 years.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Okay, that’s still just one movie

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >it's bad
    How
    >IT JUST IS OKAY!!!!
    Are contrarians worse than israelites?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the batman is the dark knight if the dark knight sucked in every possible way…the way the characters were so effortlessly funny fr.... it was so organic. it wasnt just staring at the screen like ._. this for 3 hours like in the case of the batman 2022 god im so sad we r never ever ever getting a good batman movie again because nobody seems to understand why the dark knight was good. i dont want to see nothing but manpain for several hours with barely any lighting thats Not why ppl loved that movie -_-

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Batman falls apart in a way the (first two) Nolan movies didn’t. Like, why does Riddler try to flood the city? His beef is only with the upper class, and he only killed the rich. It’s like they were making up the story as it went along, and they didn’t go back and fix it before filming. The Batman copies The Dark Knight in a lot of ways, but doesn’t get it.
      In TDK, the Joker establishes himself as a credible threat who backs up his words, so when he says he’s gonna blow up the hospital if they don’t kill Coleman Reese it makes sense that it inspires a frenzy of crazed scared citizens to do his bidding. That’s believable.
      But the Riddler somehow inspires a community of ~500 dudes to dress up exactly like him and bring shotguns to murder the new mayor. How? By promising them what? Who even are these guys?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Great thread op, sooner or later personal opinions will value something

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They only ever made good batman movies
    nothing else has been good since the 90s

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i dont think the reeves one is bad (the suit itself. the cowl is HORRID I CANT tell u how much i hate the fricking nose or pattinsons brick shaped head oh my god. the tdk cowl is so curvy and smooth and gorgeous and has the cutest ears ) i definitely think its better than that... Thing batfleck had. also tbh i dont like the first nolan suit either like it was fine at first but when he got the second one it was like i got out of platos cave

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve literally seen The Dark Knight so many times I have it memorized. Like I’ll be doing nothing and I can just think “three of a kind let’s do this that’s it three guys two guys on the roof every guy gets a share five shares is plenty six shares don’t forget the guy who planned the job he thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice I know why they call him the joker so why do they call him the joker I heard he wears makeup makeup yeah to scare people you know warpaint” etc.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Aquaman is the only good superhero made post-iron man 1

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