Remember back when you thought Terry Gilliam was based?

And remember when you found out he was actually cringe?

Weird.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tideland is still kino though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like Gilliam but Tideland is one of his worst

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tideland might be my personal favorite of his

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's the movie where the mentally moronic freak is in love with a little girl and kisses her, right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

        [...]
        What the frick

        what did Terry Gilliam mean by this?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kisse

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Built

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ...for moron wiener lmao

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=208

    What did he mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's the movie where the mentally moronic freak is in love with a little girl and kisses her, right?

      What the frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The little girls parents were drug addicts (Jeff Bridges and Jennifer Tilly) who both died of drug overdoses while she finds this horrible c**t of a person and his moronic brother (actually moronic), and it gets extremely weird. It's like a fricked up version of Alice and Wonderland

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but why did Terry say the 9 year old actress was sexy

          https://youtu.be/aUy9sQqTbUM?t=208

          What did he mean by this?

          skip to 3:28

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I think he meant that she doesn't act her age and that she did such a great job that he forgets she's only 9.

            Still a weird quote though

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yeah but why did Terry say the 9 year old actress was sexy [...]
              skip to 3:28

              https://youtu.be/aUy9sQqTbUM?t=208

              What did he mean by this?

              She still looks like a child with lipstick... I have no clue what he's talking about.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Your honor, my client thought she was 19 when he said that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                YOU SICK FRICK

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Jodelle Ferland plays Jeliza-Rose, a spritely young girl with negligent, drug-addicted white trash hippie parents. Her only friends are the severed Barbie doll heads she wears on her fingers. After her mother (Jennifer Tilly) dies of a drug overdose one night, she and her father Noah (Jeff Bridges) flee to Noah's mother's farm in the countryside of Texas. Finding it abandoned, they settle in anyway. Noah himself dies of a drug overdose on the first night. But because Jeliza is used to her parents being unconscious for long periods of time, she doesn't realize this and she leaves him upright in his armchair, slowly decaying, for the course of the film.

          >Jeliza spends the days wandering about the estate with her doll's head companions and begins slipping into a dark, hallucinogenic fantasy. She encounters two backwoods neighbors: the mentally disabled Manchild Dickens (Brendan Fletcher), and his older sister Dell (Janet McTeer). Dickens dresses in a scuba outfit and is obsessed with destroying a "monster shark" he believes is stalking the estate (actually a train). Dell burned her father's beehives after they stung her mother to death and now believes all bees in the world harbor a personal vendetta against her. The two take Jeliza under their wing (in a sense), going so far as to preserve Noah's body through taxidermy. Dickens and Jeliza slowly develop their own kind of Puppy Love, while Dickens continues planning to destroy the train.

          Could it have been made today?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Jodelle Ferland plays Jeliza-Rose, a spritely young girl with negligent, drug-addicted white trash hippie parents. Her only friends are the severed Barbie doll heads she wears on her fingers. After her mother (Jennifer Tilly) dies of a drug overdose one night, she and her father Noah (Jeff Bridges) flee to Noah's mother's farm in the countryside of Texas. Finding it abandoned, they settle in anyway. Noah himself dies of a drug overdose on the first night. But because Jeliza is used to her parents being unconscious for long periods of time, she doesn't realize this and she leaves him upright in his armchair, slowly decaying, for the course of the film.

        >Jeliza spends the days wandering about the estate with her doll's head companions and begins slipping into a dark, hallucinogenic fantasy. She encounters two backwoods neighbors: the mentally disabled Manchild Dickens (Brendan Fletcher), and his older sister Dell (Janet McTeer). Dickens dresses in a scuba outfit and is obsessed with destroying a "monster shark" he believes is stalking the estate (actually a train). Dell burned her father's beehives after they stung her mother to death and now believes all bees in the world harbor a personal vendetta against her. The two take Jeliza under their wing (in a sense), going so far as to preserve Noah's body through taxidermy. Dickens and Jeliza slowly develop their own kind of Puppy Love, while Dickens continues planning to destroy the train.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pedo piece of shit. I feel such a strong urge to beat the shit out of him. I just want to kick his face and knock his teeth out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        t. doesn't want to admit he's feeling those sensations

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you, pedo piece of shit. I would never feel attracted to a little girl. Anyone putting this shit on camera deserves getting beaten the shit out.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I would never accept that I feel attracted to a little girl
            ftfy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Have you watched Tideland though? Perhaps Mr. Gilliam has a point

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I watched the first hour or so because it was "from the same director of Brazil", but it's one of the most uncomfortable and infuriating pieces of shit I've seen so I had to turn it off.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >uncomfortable
                in your trousers?
                did you trousers begin to feel uncomfortably tight during certain scenes

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >And remember when you found out he was actually cringe?
    No

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What I'm afraid of if he's a commie freemason. That would put a crimp in my day and the last nail in my Hollywood coffin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a brtish homosexual anon, not an American homosexual.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >spend 30 years trying to make a movie
    >its forgotten a day after it finally releases

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because it was shot the day before they released it. It's like a direct to PBS movie.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when Cinemaphile didn't talk like fricking 12 year old girls. I miss those days.... *sigh* -___-

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. I prefer when Cinemaphile talks about fricking 12 year old girls

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf he doesn't have brit accent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's half american half bong

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's a Mong

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          us
          a mong US
          you had one jjob

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's American but he's lived in the UK since the late 60s, and he later renounced his US citizenship so he might as well be British

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care that the man is cringe, I have yet to see a bad movie from him. That said, I haven't seen Brothers Grimm.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That said, I haven't seen Brothers Grimm.
      I remember it was kino but then again I was a teenager when I saw it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was kino for that mud monster scene

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    His movies suck.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brazil is really good though.
      The rest are pretty good, some are pretty not very good.
      Twelve Monkeys was good too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Twelve Monkeys sucked.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I meant the terry gilliam movie not the recent tv show obviously

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i like monty python, their films, twelve monkeys was alright but overhyped at the time, and 2-3 of his other films were decent too, but brazil sucked anuses.
        it really feels like the emperor's new clothes for those who like it, to me it was an empty, worthless film that felt like an extended scene from the office part of the meaning of life.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the director's cut is really good

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            maybe i need to watch it again, it was a long time ago but despite having liked his other films for years before seeing it, i didn't find anything redeeming about it, also didn't like the main actor.
            what do you like about the film?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Time Pirates and Baron Munchausen are his best movies

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me? Its The Fisher King

    Everything after that just felt like he was flanderizing himself like Wes Anderson does

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Man Who Killed Don Quixote was actually pretty damn good, probably his best film in over a decade.

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