Remember that funny exciting thing that happened in the past that really solidified our friendship?
That was great.
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Remember that funny exciting thing that happened in the past that really solidified our friendship? That was great.
>hurr durr sHoW dOn'T tElL
what a brainlet take
Red Letter Media has ruined film criticism for a generation
I'm not OP or in any way interested in this thread, but I want to say that I've never watched a single rlm video. I don't know their names, and their opinions are not a factor in my decisions.
Celebrity worship is cancer. Especially e-celebs or "influencers"
RLM fandom isn't about celebrity worship, it's about them being a "friend simulator".
Where it can feel like hanging out and drinking with them
even if you have never watcher RLM you have absorbed their memes through oss Moses
Wasted trips. OP is absolutely correct and you're a prequelgay brainlet. The prequels are shit and always will be.
so you want a Family Guy cutaway any time someone references something that happened in the past?
zoomers are a lost cause
I want a series of movies that took the time to actually show their friendship develop because it didn't waste an entire movie on Babby Anakin
You seem deeply upset by a simple, justified criticism that anyone could make, let alone your fixation on the fact one particular group of people made it years ago.
I can't imagine living like that. It has to be... a deeply empty life.
Nobody even knows who the frick that is. All I know is he is some fat loser who shitted on star wars. Well guess what star wars prequels are the worse thing ever made. Everyone can see it why can't you. You don't need some literal who to tell you, it's right there. If you are a zoomer like me. Then there are far better things you should have seen than corny boomer star wars.
>shitted
rlm criticizes prequel trilogy for doing it
then praises sequel trilogy for doing the same
disney shills.
How strange to just bring up 15-year old internet movie views apropos of nothing and act like you're suffered some moral injury over it.
We were robbed of a cool montage/prologue
You are a moronic gay
Even Prequels fans admit that this was one of the weaknesses of the Prequels. The Clone Wars did a lot of the work in fleshing out their friendship.
>Master why does your beard look like glued on pubic hair?
A story for another time
This and the opening were the only moments they seemed legit friendly
Obis hair is long, but only in this episode. why.
You see, when anakin says “ I dreamt of her again”, obiwan and the audience assume it’s padme, it’s cute.
But really, it’s all about his mother.
The actor did a good job seeming stressed and wooden the whole time, that’s his whole shtick in earlier movies.
It shows he was always Vader.
Kys homosexuals
hes just like me
>characters aren't allowed to talk about what great friends they are
>if you want audiences to know that info, you have to have a montage of them doing all those fun things over the years
Anyone who thinks like this should be shot
Now I picture the Drake and Josh intro but with Anikin and obi wan
>Implying the criticism is about the film not showing the made-up shit they said and not that they're using it as a crutch instead of showing their relationship evolve throughout the film
Prequelgays are consistently disingenuous or moronic
>people can't already be friends at the start of a film
>friends don't like to reminisce about fun times they had together
You're fricking moronic
>people can't already be friends at the start of a film
They can.
>friends don't like to reminisce about fun times they had together
They do.
The problem is, when you depict this in your film, you need 1. your characters to have genuine chemistry with each other, and 2. the scenarios to be relatable or contextually understood by the audience in some way.
If you were a rational, intelligent person you'd realize the failing of this scene was on these two points. But instead you seem more consumed with some pointless tribal rage and a desperate need to avoid acknowledging the overall badness of these films. I'm sorry there doesn't seem to be any way to save you from the pain you feel every day over this.
can't already be friends at the start of a film
They can but Anakin and Obi-Wan barely act it, the closest is during the beginning of Ep 3. Even Palpatine and Anakin's relationship is written better than theirs.
Having a pair of friends banter is actually showing that they're friends btw. Telling would be if another character just said "but you two are such close friends"(sopranos did this once)
revenge of the sith opening with a last crusdae esque montage of ani in the clone wars would have been kino
meant aotc
OP here
I was just listening to this:
and it includes this wonderful scene about 15 minutes in of Luke and Biggs talking and laughing about their boyhood adventures that feels so natural and full of camaraderie (and is reinforced by the fact we just experienced Luke engaging in some of those crazy antics so we know what he's talking about). It ends with a heartfelt conversation between the two arguing about the Empire and the Rebellion. The sound design from 23 minutes on, the capping on both ends by Luke believing he saw ships fighting in the atmosphere is just fantastic too. It's just so well done.
I was surprised I recognized Captain Sisko's dad as Darth Vader in this, lol.
I recommend watching the Plinkett reviews. He talks about this and explains why you should believe it.
After reading the 109 page rebuttal, you'll never look at Mike Fricklasa the same way again.
https://web.archive.org/web/20151127081048/http://thestarwarstrilogy.com/starwars/FILES/2014/09/Red-Letter-Media-Episode-I-Review-A-Study-in-Fanboy-Stupidity.pdf.axdx
How embarrassing.
>Plinkett is embarrassing
Yes. Mike needs an intervention.
No, your posts are embarrassing, and continue to be, lol. How sad! That's how you live your life?
What are you wearing right now? Is it underwear and nothing else?
>some pathetic soul wrote that
>some even more pathetic soul read it
kek
I am doing an 8 part rebuttal to RLM's episode 1 review later this year
my biggest issue is that I have a moronic accent
God, the prequels were so shit. I am glad people are (again) waking up to that fact.
you just hate white people
Prequelgays became insufferable.
>walking through that cartoon
Dear lord
It's commendable of Lucas to do the matte painting himself
what a hard worker!
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST USE NARRATIVE SHORTHAND. EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE AUTISTICALLY CATALOGED LIKE IN MY EU NOVELS.
It's almost like there's a good way and a bad way to do every filmmaking device, and the prequels somehow manage to consistently make the wrong choice every single time.
Peak goyslop.
This blocking blasters with your sword thing is so moronic, just give them blasters why wouldnt they use them?
19th century officers also had guns and didnt larp with their sabres (except for cavalrygays)
>Remember that funny exciting thing that happened in the past that really solidified our friendship?
>That was great.
would have been great to I dont know, FLESH THAT OUT IN THE OBIWAN SHOW??? They could have salvaged the failings of the prequels so easily int hat show but instead they just made it as bad as the prequels lmao
>Luke, did I ever tell you about prequel shills? They were a group of millennial man children, a disingenuous group from a more civilized age. They had the whiniest syntax and the most midwit arguments; barely 80IQ in most threads. Everyday they used to spam the board with threads demanding we apologize for having standards and not consuming slop that could barely be categorized as film. Their shilling always boiled down to the same argument that we should continuously lower our expectations about previous slop because the newer slop worse. This worked for a time until they tried pulling the same argument for the fourth Indiana Jones movie. They failed and people realized their arguments were nonsense. This scared them so they changed gears and began gaslighting people into believing that Jar Jar was some deep misunderstood character with 50 hour long video essays. They also began spamming threads with their homoerotic fantasies regarding George Lucas and Mike Stoklassa, it was bizarre. They were redditors of the highest order, and their existence was a good lesson in why endless consumption as a child is never a good idea
>and they were good friends
>Luke did I ever tell you that I traveled over half our state to be here tonight? I couldn't get away sooner because my new well was coming in at Coyote Hills and I had to see about it. That well is now flowing at two thousand barrels and it's paying me an income of five thousand dollars a week. I have two others drilling and I have sixteen producing at Antelope; so, ladies and gentlemen, if I say I'm an oil man, you will agree. Now, you have a great chance here, but bear in mind, you can lose it all if you're not careful. Out of all men that beg for a chance to drill your lots, maybe one in twenty will be oilmen; the rest will be speculators - that's men trying to get between you and the oilmen - to get some of the money that ought by rights come to you. Even if you find one that has money and means to drill, he'll maybe know nothing about drilling and he'll have to hire the job out on contract, and then you're depending on a contractor who'll rush the job through so he can get another contract just as quick as he can. This is... the way that this works.