Remember that time Mr. Krabs had Squidward forcibly strip Spongebob in front of a group of teenage girls, including his own daughter?
Remember that time Mr.
Remember that time Mr. Krabs had Squidward forcibly strip Spongebob in front of a group of teenage girls, including his own daughter?
I never saw the issue with spongebob being naked, he doesnt have genitals
I mean, plankton and squiward walk around without pants
I mean he also tried to have Sponge take his teenage daughter to the prom. As a kid, I thought that episode had some weird romantic undertones at the end. It's not just me, right?
I didn't think anything of it back when I first saw it since Spongebob acts more like a kid than an adult, nowadays though I'd probably raise my brow at the fact that a teenager is being taken to prom by a grown up, and even more at the fact that there was just a slight hint of romantic tension near the end.
>Come on lad, I'm givin me permission
>But Mr.Krabs, I'm an adult. And she's your daughter, I could never -
>Look, Spongebob me boy, I'm not going to ask nicely again.
>ARGH YOU GOTTA CONTINUE THE KRABS LINEAGE SPONGEBOB ME BOY, PEARL ISN'T GETTING ANY YOUNGER AND I NEED A GRANDSON TO INHERIT ME LOVE FOR MONEY
>I'll tell them, I'll tell them all what you made me do
> It will be me and me daughter Pearl's word against yours Spongebob. You like yer job don't' you, making Krabby Patties? And what of the Squirrel lass you are keen of? She'll never look at ye the same again Spongebob ...
>Squidward knows what you did, h-he'll defend me.
>Aye, I was surprised at Mr. Squidward's actions. Despite how he acts he stopped at nothing to try an' help ye. But Squidward underestimated the connections I acquired as the manager of Bikini Bottom's top eatery. He can longer help you Spongebob ...
I think we're both focussing on the hand holding and what seemed to be a build up for a kiss on the lips at the end of the episode.
Maybe he can move them in and out of his body at will?
I think you’ve undercut yourself by recreationally writing a statutory rape blackmail conspiracy fanfiction in the same post as a claim consensual kissing is rape
None of us here actually think that though, I think it's weird but I also don't really think anything of it beyond that, it's not like Spongebob's mature enough to even be able to take advantage of Pearl kek, besides, no one watches Spongebob to actually learn important life lessons.
Right, meaning the whole thread is a bunk exercise
I love this shit
>she doesn't know I'm going raw in her goat vegana either way
>INHERIT ME LOVE FOR MONEY
>Not inherit his actual money
Bravo. We know he'll take his money the grave. Though if his grandkid inherits love of money, you know he won't be above grave robbing.
>PEARL ISN'T GETTING ANY YOUNGER
Why does Eugene considering his 15-year old daughter "past her prime" seem in character?
Her clock started ticking the moment she decided she wanted to spend her life doing normal teenage things instead of learning how to make money with her old man.
Oh nooo dancing with a younger girl with full permission is just so damn evil yet public sexual humiliation is just easy breezy when it’s a guy. Come on man
Sir this is a grown ass man going out with a teenager with obvious romantic tension between them, no one cares about some comedic nudity it happens all the time in cartoons.
It’s a basic drama about a dad awkwardly wanting his daughter to go on a nice date, ‘oh it’s normal for everyone to laugh at the well-meaning guy’s dick’ yeah that’s the concern isn’t it
Ehhhh, I suppose you're right about the second part, it is a little bit weird.
Not to mention that, even if Pearl was of-age, it's still an employee dating a member of his boss's family. Most places usually frown on that kind of shit since it makes a conflict of interest, but then against the Krusty Krab only has two employees.
Oh what are you some type of HR agent now? So the dad offers a trusted employee a date with his daughter because he knows he’s a good man, they get together and so what? I mean truly, so what?
Was this really the best way to teach Spongebob to stop using the hooks?
Better to be publicly humiliated than caught by a real fisherman and turned into canned tuna
I dunno, I don't think it bothered Patrick that much.
Who would eat sea sponges though?
this episode turned me on, i always imagined he pressed sponge schlong against the bare glass and it became HUGE
How do you get turned on by an anthropomorphic sponge?
It's possible to get aroused by the situation without being attracted to the character.
Fair enough.
This guy wants everyone to laugh and cringe at his tiny penis. Even me saying so makes him horny! Ha!
Actually I have a fetish for various nudity scenarios, not really self inserting myself into them, but just viewing them as a third party.
Understandable have a good day.
my johnson is huge. and since i'm not allowed to prove it, i will also say i am 10.5 inches hung. if anything i want humiliation for having the big penis
That's like asking to be humiliated for being too successful or having too much money
>and since i'm not allowed to prove it
Back up your words anon
Is it true anon, is it true you get off to being told your wee wee is small?
What was the point of the table being there? SpongeBob has no genitalia.
To imply he has genitalia of course
But he’s been shown naked before and he had none.
Yet covering him in a shot implies he’s got something to cover in that shot, you wiener lore nerd
>that episode spongebob ripped his pants and repeatedly bent over and flashed men his exposed butthole
what the FRICK were they thinking