Remember that time Pixar told us not to objectify women by literally objectifying them?

Remember that time Pixar told us not to objectify women by literally objectifying them?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there ever going to be an... anything made now that doesn't in some way exist to shove some fricking message about women to the viewer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as there's one man left on the planet, women will crow about being oppressed by the patriarchy.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are optimistic if you think they'll calm down after

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hell Y the last Man they couldn't quit it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This.
          "Oppressed" people's are permanently buck broken by straight white men.
          They call it genetic memory or multigenerational trauma.
          If tomorrow all men disappeared women would find some excuse to start screeching about how it's their fault the already dying world they've been left is so hard to run without them.
          They'd spend their last few years not with their daughters loving them as the last fires in the horizon give out into a eternal cold winter where humanity walks slowly into the night, women would spend them b***hing about men.
          They'd be screaming out about their hatred for them, for abandoning them, that somehow t'was not an act of God, but men voluntarily wishing themselves out of existence through self hate and incel tendencies that they must have all gone to another plane of existence while women were left to rot. They'd complain about how when men existed they made their lives hell. They would cry out, a manifestation of loss, grief, years of hate, and projection of self hate all funneled into a vent through which they'd express hate towards men for years, being unable to find peace as humanity fails to continue, and it's infrastructure crumbles before the last baby born hits 50.
          Men would live rent free in women's heads until humanity finishes dying.
          Likewise if tomorrow all whites suddenly disappeared in the blink of an eye, blacks would do the same.
          They'd scream out and cry, believing they have been left behind in some rapture, some would try to cope, bitterly saying God is black and has finally damned the white Neanderthal devils to hell, and left them up there to prosper.
          However they would quickly be unable to properly run what's left of the nations and world, and quickly most infrastructure would also collapse.
          Maybe after bouncing back, in a few eons they could finally begin space travel.
          Yet I guarantee you that even after those eons, they would still tell their children horror stories of white devils, pale ghost faced--

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            --aliens whom stole their chosen people, and forced them out of eden into a world of sin, their black children would be plagued by dreams of giant evil white bwc's buck breaking them night after night.
            In a way it is the ultimate and final buck breaking.
            Even if white genocide happens and all whites never return, white people will live on rent free in the collective memory of all others in the world, for everything we did to them.
            Buck broken for eternity. Their white gods from another world just like the Mayans said.
            On the other hand if white men were the only one's left tomorrow they'd instantly forget that women or black people ever existed.
            A giant bacchanal would be thrown, a feast like no tomorrow, humanities last days would be a celebration of triumph in knowing that we at least got this far as a civilization, humanity would dance the dance until it's final breath, dying out with a bang and not a weep, even as the last pale bald white man dies, surrounded by the old corpses of his friends he will dance
            Dance
            Dance
            Dance
            He will say that he will never die even as it creeps up on him.
            He says he will never stop dancing.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              And somewhere down the line a Black Super Scientist will revive the white race.

              Because he's just so absolutely done with these people.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                SHOUT OUT TO YAKUB

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The future past founder of the Caucasoid race

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Misandry's a good job, mate

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alternative title for Y the last Man

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as there's one man left on the planet, women will crow about being oppressed by the patriarchy.

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    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This has always been the case you just never noticed until it was pointed out to you. Most of the politics people here complain about being forced into media has always been in media they were just ignorant. But once you're told to notice it, you notice it, and if you're told it's bad, it upsets you. But it has always been like this. Nothing has changed.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This short is incredibly ironic considering that Pixar is well known for treating female employees like shit now

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Demanding "equal" money for LESS work done
    That’s just everyone these days. I suggest we start killing lazy people.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You would die in the process.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

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      Yeah I should have either specified "If all other races but black" or something like that but the character limit was already being pushed.

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      China vs India is one of the next fights

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean? This is just your average Cinemaphile thread.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The pics of the yarn ball be being the office frick bucket were hilarious.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

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    Yeah I should have either specified "If all other races but black" or something like that but the character limit was already being pushed.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

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    China vs India is one of the next fights

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you just gender that.... yarn? It doesn't even have pointy eyelashes, how can it be a girl?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      uhmm, yikes, eyelashes are gender conforming, anon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, exactly. How can you confirm that thing's gender without eyelashes?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well it complains about oppression and it's pink. Gotta be a woman.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK WOMEN

    FRICK WOMEN

    FRICK WOMEN

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute yarn

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    NO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a short called Purl. In which, women are characterized as living balls of yarn.

      The short is about how men in the workplace need to stop being so competitive, stop swearing, stop going to bars after work, and stop ostracizing women in the group. That being soft, kind and welcoming to newcomers is the way to be.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seems like more an analogy for black and whites

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          no it doesn't

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So do men frick the yarn balls?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Productivity looked like it was ready to start going down the tubes by the end of that thing. Company done for within the next decade it was probably Disney lol.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think that was the point of the short at all

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, the more years that pass, the more I wonder if Pixar ever deserved as much praise as they got. 4, maybe 5 genuinely outstanding films tops.

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