Remember that time they made sneed ninja turtle action figures

Remember that time they made sneed ninja turtle action figures

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet Teenage Mutant Farmer Turtles were popular in middle of nowhere America.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "sneed's feed and seed" is the most entry level lame and artificial Cinemaphile meme ever repeated by boring newbies to pretend like they're part of Cinemaphile culture and like they're "in" on some kinda inside joke that nobody else would ever get, it's like people born in 1999 trying to pretend like they're true and honest 90s kids by constantly saying "haha guys, tamagochis, right? butterfly hairclips! pokemans cards! i remember the floppy disk!"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >yeah dude saying the same curated meme over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again is sooooo fun and epic, bazinga, right? underscore 100 epic chungus everybody liked that heckin chonkorino!

        god, what happened to people online actually being funny?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, anon. I remember how it was back in the day, where no one repeated anything, ever. We certainly didn’t have image macros. 100% original content, a the time. Better days.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"X happens more often now"
            >"SO YOU'RE SAYING X NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE NEVER EVER!?"
            Oh this shit again

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >goalpost moving from “people were funny back in The Day but now people repeat jokes” to “n-no I meant it’s just TOO MUCH now actually, a little narwhal bacons at midnight is based actually”
              Oh yeah, that’s a heckin wholesome 100 concession accepted moment right there

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >[headcanon] [headcanon] [headcanon] [headcanon]
                Yeah I'm not having this conversation with a person who couldn't figure out the infantile concept of "more vs none" because his IQ is lower than the temperature inside a morgue
                Suck my balls like they're jawbreakers that's all I'll say to ya

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh headcanon
                NTA but shut the frick up moron

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What part of that didn't you like

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think sneed is funny but the way you go
                >headcanon headcanon headcanon
                Is fricking obnoxious ive seen you post that before and it makes my skin crawl with cringe

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ive seen you post that before
                Do you actually think everyone who posts the same phrase/meme is the same guy?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                With that particular writing pattern, yes

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon
                >[headcanon] [headcanon] [headcanon]
                is a common phrase to mean youre making stuff up

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Phones.
          More nomies = worse environment. Always has been, always will be.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah dude saying the same curated meme over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again is sooooo fun and epic, bazinga, right? underscore 100 epic chungus everybody liked that heckin chonkorino!

      god, what happened to people online actually being funny?

      are you https://youtu.be/JwzPwxs8uKw ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well pardon us, Mr.Gucci Loafers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This anon is overreacting, but he is correct.
      It's the same exact level of cringe as "the narwhal bacons at midnight"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >overreacting
        He's just saying what it is he's not even being emotional, what do you mean?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That isn't why people do it
      You see, the sign is a subtle joke, being that the "-eed" in Feed and Seed matches with the "-eed" in Sneed, and if it was formerly Chuck's, then the "-uck" in "Chuck" could be applied in a similar way as the "-eed" in "Sneed," meaning that it was formerly named "Chuck's Frick and Suck"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >true and honest
      Chris-chan, what are you doing posting on Cinemaphile?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does chris use those words alot anyways?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah dude saying the same curated meme over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again is sooooo fun and epic, bazinga, right? underscore 100 epic chungus everybody liked that heckin chonkorino!

      god, what happened to people online actually being funny?

      cool story bro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's like people born in 1999 trying to pretend like they're true and honest 90s kids by constantly saying "haha guys, tamagochis, right? butterfly hairclips! pokemans cards!
      Pokemon cards were absolutely still a popular thing in the 2000s.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s funny, silly as these toys are the turtles do have ties to a farm, more than most of these gimmick costumes. I can imagine them farming in the months they hide out at the farm.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Take yer swing"

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how they chose the Turtle least likely to become a farmer to be a farmer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They also made one of mikey as well

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My favorites gotta be the wild west turtles which included both an indian stereotype and a mexican stereotype

        >I'll take "Official toys most likely to be confused for bootlegs for 100"

        man, tmnt could do not wrong

        remember cavemen turtles? I liked the april in the skimpy outfit.

        Cavegirln April art where?

  5. 3 months ago
    Boco

    Sneed was never funny.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up boco

      • 3 months ago
        Boco

        Kiss my ass, it was chuckle worthy at best, then Cinemaphile ran it into the fricking ground.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you always have the absolute worse takes for just about everything?

          • 3 months ago
            Boco

            Such is fate.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fact that it was ran to the ground makes it funnier to me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is the whole point
      it's a pickle rick situation
      the joke is that it's not funny but people pretend it is

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went to some rural area and noticed there were a lot of Sneed cosplayers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed way too hard at this. You win the thread.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    man, tmnt could do not wrong

    remember cavemen turtles? I liked the april in the skimpy outfit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My favorites gotta be the wild west turtles which included both an indian stereotype and a mexican stereotype

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is it a stereotype is people wore those clothes?
        Would you say that a suit is a victorian england stereotype?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        As a mexican I love the hell out of this figure. Having your country represented by a worldwide know brand in toy form in the 90 was insane. It was until white people started claiming it was bigoted stereotype on the internet that I learned not everyone else took pride in it as I did.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same. Every black kid thought that Mammy Two Shoes owned the house that Tom and Jerry lived in and that Mr. Popo was a genie. We didn't think they were bad or racist until whites looking for brownie points started saying they were.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don was tired of that city slicker lifestyle, so he became a farmer.

    Based. City life sucks.

  9. 3 months ago
    AccelΔX

    around the TMNT's popularity begin to wane in the mid '90s when Power Rangers's began to rise

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Irma get any figures?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Once.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but was it of her mutant rat form?

        • 3 months ago
          Boco

          No, just her regular look, part of the "Toon Turtles" line.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well somehow you need that wheat for flour that is later made into pizza dough.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I now want to see April wearing some traditional hill-billy outfits.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good thing they put some bubbles on the box art or else it would look like Don was advocating smoking.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Things I wished that happened

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