>Ty Lee, have you seen the latest recruitment posters? >Join The Fire Navy, See The World, sleep with Ty Lee >Join The Fire Army, Be All You Can Be, and sleep with Ty Lee >The Rough Rhinos are looking for a Few Good Men who have not yet slept with Ty Lee
>Yes Azula. I was thrilled when I saw that. The Royal Fire Academy for Girls always produced a circular. But once I had won all the Miss Hottie contests 5 years running your dad offered me the honorary position for life. With the salary of 4 gold pieces for each man I "provided the gift of the Firelord" to. I'm glad to see his campaign is getting the word out. Saves me time seducing the men. Most of them don't know what to do with a willing woman anyway. >Don't look at me like that. All it takes is two pressure points. One to turn off the babyjuice and the other to align their sacrum chakra so they'll never have an orgasm as intense or satisfying without me. >Chan actually gave him his family estate in the capital for like 5 extra minutes of hand stuff... No not him, his dad: the admiral.
I’m a Zutara gay and I don’t like Mai but I would have perfectly fine with Zuko x Ty Lee. I think they would have been a lot more interesting together as a couple.
Your children will bend fire.
They will wear crimson every day.
They will serve in the imperial army for the first 3 years of adulthood.
They will learn how to perform maintenance on tanks.
They will expand the imperial borders.
He wasn't thinking about the danger of them going extinct if he didn't have enough children. Also, it's not healthy for one woman to give birth too many times.
Yes that involves Airbending but it wouldn't take a genius to figure if he just had 80 different kids from 57 moms that a good deal of them would hate each other because they're not top humpsow when Aang didn't make their precious eugenics baby Air Kungfu Mayor.
Oh I'm from the colonies actually
I know.
You will never be firebender.
Kys Earthcel.
She looks like a monkey
the shadow of the arch behind her looks like a tail
I was gonna say that lol
kek, I saw it too
Do you mean that as a good or bad thing
Glad to know I wasn't the only one.
qt monke
Uma delicia
YOU look like a monkey!
>She looks like a monkey
>She looks like Aang
>She acts like a prostitute
Why Azulagays keep repeating the same shit. Is it jealousy? Must be.
I don't see Mai here
>Ty Lee, have you seen the latest recruitment posters?
>Join The Fire Navy, See The World, sleep with Ty Lee
>Join The Fire Army, Be All You Can Be, and sleep with Ty Lee
>The Rough Rhinos are looking for a Few Good Men who have not yet slept with Ty Lee
>Yes Azula. I was thrilled when I saw that. The Royal Fire Academy for Girls always produced a circular. But once I had won all the Miss Hottie contests 5 years running your dad offered me the honorary position for life. With the salary of 4 gold pieces for each man I "provided the gift of the Firelord" to. I'm glad to see his campaign is getting the word out. Saves me time seducing the men. Most of them don't know what to do with a willing woman anyway.
>Don't look at me like that. All it takes is two pressure points. One to turn off the babyjuice and the other to align their sacrum chakra so they'll never have an orgasm as intense or satisfying without me.
>Chan actually gave him his family estate in the capital for like 5 extra minutes of hand stuff... No not him, his dad: the admiral.
Fire nation propaganda is wild
I fight for water tribe pussy
>I fight for Water Tribe pussy
Why is she holding that tiny flute?
it's a comb
Inuit inspired so its made out of soapstone or whale bones or something like that
Nippa, she's just Aang in a fricking wig
>Ty Lee, my flame burns for thee
>Remember what you fight for, Fire Nation man
Couldn't forget even if I wanted to.
your loyalty to the royal family is commendable
I’m a Zutara gay and I don’t like Mai but I would have perfectly fine with Zuko x Ty Lee. I think they would have been a lot more interesting together as a couple.
Sokka x Ty Lee would have been interesting too I think to at least explore in some manner since she showed interest.
>The funny one
>The ditzy one
>The nonbending one
Seems lazy to me.
Riches, glory, and water tribe girls?
My personal theory is that Azula took out her sexual urges by dyking it out with Ty Lee every night.
That's only on the weekdays. On the weekends, though...
Hey guys OP here I just wanted to let everyone know I shove mice in my ass
Stunning and brave
Lizard mouse? Sloth mouse? Just a regular ass mouse you say?
are they alive
happy birthday
you can almost drink now
In civilized countries she already could.
Can't believe the Fire Nation no longer exists...
Your children will bend fire.
They will wear crimson every day.
They will serve in the imperial army for the first 3 years of adulthood.
They will learn how to perform maintenance on tanks.
They will expand the imperial borders.
Earth pussy got me feeling rock hard
That girl is going to marry the Avatar or at least have many babies with him.
don't be absurd Ty Lee isn't for marrying and we all know it
You weirdos seem to think Aang wasn't dealing with low mobile sperm.
He did canonically have three kids.
That's low anon, rookie numbers if you want to repopulate the airbenders which Aang did.
He wasn't thinking about the danger of them going extinct if he didn't have enough children. Also, it's not healthy for one woman to give birth too many times.
>He wasn't thinking about the danger of them going extinct if he didn't have enough children.
Are you kidding? that's all he can think about.
Aang cared about preserving his culture.
Yes that involves Airbending but it wouldn't take a genius to figure if he just had 80 different kids from 57 moms that a good deal of them would hate each other because they're not top humpsow when Aang didn't make their precious eugenics baby Air Kungfu Mayor.
We have to assume that was after lots of trying
i hate tylee so much its unreal
You're right, hating Ty Lee does sound unreal.
Ty Lee is for the Royal Harem.
Did Azula say she only accepted being reparations to the airbender's repopulation if Ty Lee was her subordinate sister wife?
It probably makes more sense for Aang's granddaughters to focus on repopulation.
Women can have one child a year max for a period of roughly 15-20 years
Men could get someone/multiple women pregnant every day for decades
>one child a year max
No one explained twins to you anon?
Airbender re-population now rests in loins of the great fart-bender.