yeah some people act like henry cavill doesn't post here which is strange, because there's a lot of hints and why I post here so it's not that farfetch'd
There's no way cavill's miniatures are painted this badly...right?
4 months ago
Anonymous
What, you think he'd have an easy time painting with those bulging arms he's got getting in the way?
4 months ago
Anonymous
His small precise hands would help
4 months ago
Anonymous
Average sized, anon, average sized.
4 months ago
Anonymous
I'm just imagining Henry Cavill posting this lol
4 months ago
Anonymous
I want to see his actual finished miniatures now.
4 months ago
Anonymous
he posted some custodes he did on instagram a few years ago
4 months ago
Anonymous
Damn I kind of want to start painting, but I dont know anything about WH nor a desire to play tabletop. Some halo spartans or odst troopers might be fun to customize.
4 months ago
Anonymous
just glue some garbage with pieces of plastic toys, kitbashing is fun too
4 months ago
Anonymous
there's a halo game coming in september
4 months ago
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huh these look cool
4 months ago
Anonymous
It still irks me that battletech never did plamo. I'd pay good money for a scale model of the "modern" Marauder from Mechwarrior 5. I'd do the Urbanmech myself, but I can't find a properly shaped trash can.
For some reason, stupid anons believe that if someone is famous, they're forbidden from browsing Cinemaphile, even when the famous person is directly mentioning Cinemaphile threads in their twitter.
We have that skinny mainstream porn actor who put all the Cinemaphile memes into his videos. I forget his name because I only read erotica nowadays. Danny D?
Yeah, sometimes it's easy to forget how big Hollywood is and how many thousands of wagies are employed by that industry. I used to live in Southern California, not even LA, and would meet people who worked on movies. There was a realization of "Oh, I can't just shit talk movies to whoever here because I might accidentally offend someone."
It's like how when people hear "actor" they only think of names. When in the industry "actor" refers to all kind of people.
You have people whose whole career is being extras. There are so many extras you can fill entire streets with them. It's why people shouldn't trust any viral video. For a few bucks you can hire people to pretend to do anything.
I had a somewhat minor role on Game of Thrones, and used to come here to read thirst posts about myself. I've admitted this a few times, but nobody would actually believe it, which is good because nobody still working wants to admit to posting on the racist website.
There's something to be said for the sincerity of compliments on a website that lets you get away with calling someone a double Black person. No one's being fake nice or policing themselves for tone on Cinemaphile.
For some reason, stupid anons believe that if someone is famous, they're forbidden from browsing Cinemaphile, even when the famous person is directly mentioning Cinemaphile threads in their twitter.
I just don't see any normal successful person browsing these boards because they have nothing to offer to them.
They can make a long effortpost with some valuable knowledge and will get 0 replies or will get called a troony or something. I am a loser NEET and I feel like I am wasting my time here.
see this is what I mean. people here don't talk like normal human beings. everyone just shitposts with 1 liners and assumes everyone they disagree with belongs to some group they dislike. I can't see any famous person not being turned off instantly by how inane the discourse here is.
The internet is basically a no-fun zone when you're famous. You can't comment anything that's actually interesting on Instagram or Twitter without making the news. Places with accounts have account histories, and it's something that can be linked to you, people can figure it out, like Lorde's Insta account where she reviewed onion rings.
Whereas here nobody knows who you are, nobody can follow you long enough to figure it out, even if you tell people who you are, they won't believe it, it's the only place on the internet that's safe when you're famous. Unfortunately you can only talk with neets, losers, australians, and morons, but still.
>hilarious memes >great source of breaking news >freedom of speech allows for true diversity of opinion >anonymity removes egos from the equation >super nerds contribute deep lore >catalog lets you pick which discussions you want to participate in >(you) are virtual crack
4chin allows for a type of conversation unlike any other site for the above reasons. If you genuinely enjoy media and have an open mind I don't see why you wouldn't use it. Its direct engagement, we make the algorithm ourselves based on the value and content of threads and posts.
Cinemaphile has been quite shit since 2020 and most threads don't even get much replies. I can see people a decade ago coming on here, but now? It's just gonna be news headlines and druk threads. No incentive for celebrities to come on here
I am a multi-millionaire currency trader. I dont understand this meme where people here think on a website that gets probably a couple 100 thousand visitors a day that all of them are somehow all autistic virgins. We come here for the same reason you do, to shitpost and waste time
Cinemaphile gets a few hundred of posters a day, be generous and say there’s another few lurking. That’s 600 here at absolute most. The other boards probably have more though.
As of 2022, Cinemaphile receives more than 22 million unique visitors per month, with about half of those visitors from the United States.
Cinemaphile is an imageboard website that was launched in 2003 and has 900,000 new posts per day.
Cinemaphile is known for its anonymous nature and niche communities. Users are anonymous, called anons, and are usually only identified by a string of letters and numbers.
Huh, thats surprising. Most 300+ replied threads have around 120 poster ids.
4 months ago
Anonymous
>a few people are replying to each other the whole time and others replied once? >THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE >THE NUMBERS >HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING TO ME
Being a moron must suck ass
I'm a famous actor and I post regularly here and on /misc/ but I know you frickers won't believe it. Also, I'm not going to doxx myself because it would be bad for my puplic image
who the frick cares about an actor's opinion? your profession of choice leaves no doubt of your value
if you were honest with yourself you had become a prostitute
I have worked in the industry for over a decade and post all the time. There's always rumors and leaks going around town. But every time I post something related to work, someone tells me I am a gay whose uncle works at Nintendo.
I work in cyber security and mainly on Cinemaphile reminder that if you don't run grapheneOS on your phone and Linux on your PC your device has a software backdoor for feds. You data also gets shared with 14 countries called the The 14 Eyes intelligence alliance
/misc/ told me about the corona stuff in late December 2019. I told my mother at Christmas and she laughed at me. By the time the lockdowns happened I already had all my bills paid off and a stash of food, and realized it was all a hoax by then too.
based and me as well. I warned everyone months before the lockdowns, they ignored me and laughed it off if they even acknowledged the chinese virus. I remember a guy I did 1099 work for telling me "I'm closing down for two weeks to flatten the curve" and just thinking what a fricking moron he must be if he actually believed that. Anyway I moved halfway across the country to avoid the covid hysteria, I've had covid for the last two weeks and it still doesn't exist.
Yes, coronavirus is a very common type of virus, people do not understand that youre probaby infected by several strains of coronavirus every year, but your immune system takes care of them.
COVID wasnt even that lethal, but it was extremely contagious, the lockdowns werent made to prevent deaths from the virus, it was made to prevent deaths from hospitals collapsing due to all the people there wouldve been in intensive care
>2020+4 >defending the lockdowns with media narratives
Where do you live where you can even pretend to be this much of a completely moronic homosexual?
Im an immunologist and my uncle was in the team that was working on the vaccine in my country.
I dont agree with the lockdowns, it was the "safe choice", but the reason they did it is that, not because the virus was gonna kill us itself.
Any immunologist you can speak to on an honest basis will tell you the same, the solution was to lock down all vulnerable people for like 2 months and let the disease run its course with the rest of society so we developed natural immunity to it, but thanks to you burgers it wasnt a liberal enough of an action
>he still doesnt know most people died of secondary infections and the ventilators were death sentences
Haiti had a better response to the virus than the USA
like most of the CIA hits, it was related to drugs
I do know, covid, like I said, isnt very lethal, it's the rate of contagion and hospitalization what made it so dangerous. If we did nothing about it, you wouldve died from any minor disease or complication that needs intensive care, as there wouldn't be enough resources
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32453917/
SARS-CoV-2, bacterial co-infections, and AMR: the deadly trio in COVID-19?
a simple dose of antibiotics could have saved tens of thousands, hooking people to ventilators killed them
I do know, covid, like I said, isnt very lethal, it's the rate of contagion and hospitalization what made it so dangerous. If we did nothing about it, you wouldve died from any minor disease or complication that needs intensive care, as there wouldn't be enough resources
I watched house of numbers as well and if this was true the concert hippie community would be absolutely destroyed by AIDs >inb4 they are lmao xD
but they aren't. It's a homosexual disease and it always will be. You get AIDs from being a homosexual.
"AIDS" is a set of symptoms defined as a syndrome. Change the symptoms the syndrome covers and you've got a new disease. This is how the allopathic model works.
4 months ago
Anonymous
yes I know anon that's fine but GRIDS is a homosexual disease that only effects homosexuals. Viruses aren't real, it's lifestyle, blah blah blah. But again if it was the things you posted in your previous post then every hippie who spends their money on concert tickets and drugs instead of food would have GRIDS, and they don't. It's a homosexual disease, it always has been, and it always will be. Even if viruses are scientifically proven to be fake and it's accepted by everyone on earth, AIDS is a homosexual disease.
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The reason more homosexuals were showing the set of symptoms defined as "AIDS" was because of their poor lifestyle choices including use of "poppers", lack of sleep and frequent ejaculations due to promiscuous lifestyles (the ejaculate released is the equivalent of thirty times that amount of blood being lost by the body). Once a person is diagnosed (di=two, agnosis=not knowing="two who don't know"(the patient and the doctor)) with "AIDS", they are put on the AZT poison to keep them sick and prevent their body from healing itself and they are thereby finished off and a "pandemic" is given the appearance of reality.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Meds
Didn't even finished reading
Meds
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Lost.
4 months ago
Anonymous
that would all be fine if homosexuals stopped being AIDS infected homosexuals 35 years ago after they stopped with Fauci's horseshit treatment but it's still pretty obvious when someone is a homosexual with AIDS. I know you're deep into the schizo rabbit hole anon, I know I'm not going to change your mind, but your get AIDS if you are a homosexual. It's a homosexual disease.
4 months ago
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There is no AIDS "infection".
4 months ago
Anonymous
As I said before I've seen house of numbers as well and whatever the writings are by that guy with credentials who's arguments you're repeating. Even if it's ALL TRUE, AIDS is a homosexual disease.
4 months ago
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The symptoms defined as "AIDS" were (are?) more common among homosexuals because of their poor lifestyle choices. The body doesn't attack itself. It is always in the process of attempting to heal.
>not only is AIDS not the homosexual disease, cancer also doesn't exist
anon you're not smart for believing literally everything you took some time to read. It's the hallmark of liberal morons, you just went the other way.
List of people who 100% no doubts about it post on Cinemaphile >Brie Larsen >That troony from Euphoria >Both of the former make nearly 100% of the threads about themselves >Ryan Gosling >Seth Rogen >Henry Cavill >Formerly Trevor Moore >William Shatner >Taylor Swift (yeah yeah the confirmation was on /b/ but nobody is using that shithole anymore)
who else?
source?
Also >not everyone on earth is terminally online
you have to be a fricking moron to believe this. Some of the most famous people who ever lived killed themselves with alcohol when they were <40, you think that their modern day peers can resist the smartphone?
Some interviewer asked him how he felt about Barbenheimer memes and he looked totally lost. He said something like “oh, so funny internet pictures? Weird.”
Taking a peek at /b/ is always depressing now. Nothing but threads of guys sharing photos of their girlfriends for other guys to ejaculate over. It's bizarre.
Not too far off from Cinemaphile but with a lot more "rawr XD" styles of posting
4 months ago
Anonymous
so, are you saying we are the legacy of /b/?
4 months ago
Anonymous
not that anon but anyone who hasn't died or graduated to getting banned from discord every two months is using Cinemaphile. I also know one guy who cultivated his own homebrew version of an IRC /misc/ server which was pretty cool but I don't get along with him personally so I left.
4 months ago
Anonymous
well, that's a good thing for Cinemaphile, i think this is the best topic in Cinemaphile
i have always wanted to do one of those things in Cinemaphile, like when the spanish forum "forocoches" sent mariachi people to sing in front of the capitolium, after the trump incidents
4 months ago
Anonymous
well you're too late raids are dead and m**t killed them
4 months ago
Anonymous
why are they dead?
4 months ago
Anonymous
global rule 4
4 months ago
Anonymous
>he knows which rule it is
sup janny,
or sup based guy that got banned for it plenty
Pretty funny. But then they got all anal about raids, which were hilarious when not too mean-spirited, and then to "save" it they kept spinning categories of posts off to other boards, but it just resulted in getting rid of all the posts on /b/ that weren't low-effort porn threads and completely irredeemable garbage.
we had /qa/ but some mod falseflagged /qa/ with a bot and used it as an excuse to close down the board. The refuse to just make a fricking blue /b/ and I have no idea why. I've spoken with the mods on IRC back when I used to be an OPer in very active and large rizon channel, they are all complete homosexuals who can't stand a taste of their own medicine.
last time I looked at /qa/ it was just a bunch of trannies and shills demanding that the mods be deployed the shut down wrongthink. It was dreadful -- about the last thing you want in a feedback board.
4 months ago
Anonymous
You're probably thinking of /q/, not /qa/
4 months ago
Anonymous
Yes. I am.
I never even bothered with /qa/ I guess. Kinda like /adv/ and /soc/.
4 months ago
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4 months ago
Anonymous
These are dogwhistles
4 months ago
Anonymous
>these are dogwhistles though
4 months ago
Anonymous
Why did you add though to my post?
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Why did you add though to my post though?
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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4 months ago
Anonymous
6million reps in 4 sets? Ya okay bro
kicked out of 109 gyms and every time it was the gym owners fault? okay bro
I'm almost certain that someone leaked some shit about The Batman while it was filming on here. Something about Pattinson having a personal issue with Kravitz?
I was just thinking about him today, do you think his wife hates him a little for dying in such a stupid way? There has to be resentment there especially when they had a young kid
Trevor Moore still posts as it turns out he didn't die/killed by the CIA he transitioned and now pretends to be a tomboy girl. Check the webms on /wsg/.
Threads for shows that are disproportionately popular on Cinemaphile are usually started by one of the creatives or actors. Whenever you see X-Files and Californication threads pick up on here it's usually Duchovny shitposting because he's taking a break from his music and writing. I wish he'd focus on some of his other shows and movies, but those dont really get a response.
There's also a bunch of ex-friends and lovers of famous people that try to leak info on here, but people on Cinemaphile are too dense to realize when real insider info is posted.
>duchony
doesn't he have a lit degree?
Lorde and Grimes used to post their music on here when they were just starting
>Rebecca Sugar (she's also a Janny on Cinemaphile and /x/) >Zak Bagans >The ghost of Owen Hart >MCU writers >Simpsons writers >Nancy Cartwright >Mindy Kaling (also a Cinemaphile Janny, she got me banned for a month for criticizing the strikes when they were first starting) >Chris Jericho >Matt Reeves
Imagine if purgatory is just an infinite, bodyless, unblinking eternity spent lurking on Cinemaphile, never taking a break, never looking away, just 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year, seeing this site fill everything there is, watching as the posts slow down and then stop completely when the website eventually dies and is replaced by a vast, fathomless void.
i think it's like that but just grey nothing instead of Cinemaphile, you still get tired and hungry and sore but you can't die and can't sleep
just in a mist, forever
>hilarious memes >great source of breaking news >freedom of speech allows for true diversity of opinion >anonymity removes egos from the equation >super nerds contribute deep lore >catalog lets you pick which discussions you want to participate in >(you) are virtual crack
4chin allows for a type of conversation unlike any other site for the above reasons. If you genuinely enjoy media and have an open mind I don't see why you wouldn't use it. Its direct engagement, we make the algorithm ourselves based on the value and content of threads and posts.
If the afterlife was just being a disembodied conscience that could go ANYWHERE in space and time, would that be supremely cool or ultimately horrifying?
Threads for shows that are disproportionately popular on Cinemaphile are usually started by one of the creatives or actors. Whenever you see X-Files and Californication threads pick up on here it's usually Duchovny shitposting because he's taking a break from his music and writing. I wish he'd focus on some of his other shows and movies, but those dont really get a response.
There's also a bunch of ex-friends and lovers of famous people that try to leak info on here, but people on Cinemaphile are too dense to realize when real insider info is posted.
>I wish he'd focus on some of his other shows and movies, but those dont really get a response.
Evolution threads were appearing on multiple days a short while ago...
I hope big D posts here. One of the few israelites in hollywood I wont call a filthy, subversive israelite. Bi D is ..... dare I go so far as to say ..... based?
I still wonder how X-Files managed to work with Anderson and Duchovney, two horny sex-obsessed coworkers playing as sterile, sexless coworkers.
It's like the setup for a nasty doujin.
learn to think for yourself dumbass. Reading something and spending a few hours on it doesn't automatically make it correct you literally stupid homosexual
>learn to think for yourself dumbass. Reading something and spending a few hours on it doesn't automatically make it correct you literally stupid homosexual
You're a failure.
Robert Pattinson
Ewan Mitchell
Probably Barry Keoghan too, he got kicked out of a hotel bar last year for getting aggressive to the staff that didn’t believe he was the joker.
Warwick Davis once got on here and started talking mad smack on Peter Dinklage. Everyone still had a crazy boner for Dink though so became a complete uno reverse scenario for Peck and thats why /tv shits on him all the time now.
Celebrities don't admit to having CMs, ever. Yet they all do, even paleocelebs that dont do anything anymore. I guess they think it makes them mlre relatable. Same with politicians. The homosexual running shatners tw account is even identified by name, he was found instantly because he kept liking his personal posts while on client's accounts.
I've heard a few stories from minor celebrities that got butthurt at something Shat said on twitter that involved calling him on the phone to give him a 'hey man not cool' only for Shat to claim total ignorance of the tweets in question and that he has a guy.
Obviously not proof of anything especially when in those sorts of situations Shatner has motivation to lie about being the guy who said something but food for thought.
Probably the coolest thing on Cinemaphile isn't rumors, but film recommendations you've never heard of which turn out to be awesome, and the once-a-year really clever plot summaries of "upcoming" movies, especially the satire version where the movies are actually unfilmable (but would be awesome if true).
I was hanging out with my buddy I literally met on a /misc/ IRC channel on a mini vacation in maine, talking to some dude about the grateful dead stick on his bike when my wife called me >they're saying Jeffrey Epstein killed himself
This must be what boomers meant with "where were you when JFK died".
>be on net of inter >reading of posts of anonymous users on net of inter >receive call of telephone >jeffrey is kill >only of 5,999,999 to go until deed is done again
>post thirst thread about myself to fish for compliments >anons post the least flattering pictures they can find >nice comments gushing over other people >graphic complaints about my flaws >compliments are disgusting and even more graphic >someone posts a picture of a capybara intended to be me in the OP
If you all know that actors and famous people post here, then why keep on using really old pictures to criticize people? People get better over time, work on their flaws, they shouldn't have to have them constantly brought up like they're ongoing or something.
I mean we should be able to have a conversation about somebody without it getting dragged down with stuff like, "hey but look, they wore a bathing suit chubby seven years ago, that's them forever."
Is someone going to bake another one when this one drops off the board. This was a very interesting thread. If someone starts a new one, I'll text one of my stand up comedian friends that was very active in the early 2000s in Los Angeles to see if he wants to chime in. He can talk about all the gay shit that Rogan and Chappelle did. And all the gay shit that guys did with Rogan and Chappelle to get famous.
make the thread moron, now. I'm not going to do it because I just got off a three day ban. Make an on topic thread that this thread can continue off of and link it here. Go fricking make on you moron
this strange technology is called a mirror. you can place it at a 45 degree angle in front of camera, which means the person holding the camera is at a 90 degree angle to say, a stick, pointed at the camera. you can get it on amazon for about 4.99, shipping included
its relatively new. was first invented about 8000 years ago
There are anons who still don't believe we have people who work in the industry who lurk and post here all the time.
yeah some people act like henry cavill doesn't post here which is strange, because there's a lot of hints and why I post here so it's not that farfetch'd
I mean on the production side not actors.
haha so do i
i'm henry cavill btw
show you are
post your warhammer collection to prove it
I'm working on an ultramarine kill team
bump
Cool
Nice try but we all know Henry thins his paints.
me on the left
Classic post
There's no way cavill's miniatures are painted this badly...right?
What, you think he'd have an easy time painting with those bulging arms he's got getting in the way?
His small precise hands would help
Average sized, anon, average sized.
I'm just imagining Henry Cavill posting this lol
I want to see his actual finished miniatures now.
he posted some custodes he did on instagram a few years ago
Damn I kind of want to start painting, but I dont know anything about WH nor a desire to play tabletop. Some halo spartans or odst troopers might be fun to customize.
just glue some garbage with pieces of plastic toys, kitbashing is fun too
there's a halo game coming in september
huh these look cool
It still irks me that battletech never did plamo. I'd pay good money for a scale model of the "modern" Marauder from Mechwarrior 5. I'd do the Urbanmech myself, but I can't find a properly shaped trash can.
Not bad.
Oh, yes, the mighty extramarines division.
I do believe Henry Cavill posts here but I don't believe you're him
>farfetch'd
very much like musk and PewDiePie commenting on threads about them on /misc/
some poltard thought i was pewdiepie because of my location, strung him along for a bit
Musk definitely browses /misc/, possibly Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile too.
For some reason, stupid anons believe that if someone is famous, they're forbidden from browsing Cinemaphile, even when the famous person is directly mentioning Cinemaphile threads in their twitter.
We have that skinny mainstream porn actor who put all the Cinemaphile memes into his videos. I forget his name because I only read erotica nowadays. Danny D?
I work at Disney and use my position to force as many black people as possible just to troll you guys.
Doing the lord's work
Thank you for your service.
I kneel
Don't you think your joke has gone a little too far?
>we
Are the Crystal Gems
I am sorry. What is crystal gems? Or what did you mean by your post?
Long-winded way of saying lurk moar.
Sorry. I am just some guy. Not professional lurker.
A WHITE hole!?
N O T H I N G
B E Y O N D
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R E A C H
That'd explain why movies these days are so shit; all of them are made by chronically online morons.
And not the ones everyone usually suspect.
Great art requires life experience. If it's not pandering to autists.
Rich and famous people have their own special internet that's inaccessible to us plebs. Didn't you know?
Some script editor breaking NDAs and leaking stuff aren't rich though.
Yeah, sometimes it's easy to forget how big Hollywood is and how many thousands of wagies are employed by that industry. I used to live in Southern California, not even LA, and would meet people who worked on movies. There was a realization of "Oh, I can't just shit talk movies to whoever here because I might accidentally offend someone."
It's like how when people hear "actor" they only think of names. When in the industry "actor" refers to all kind of people.
You have people whose whole career is being extras. There are so many extras you can fill entire streets with them. It's why people shouldn't trust any viral video. For a few bucks you can hire people to pretend to do anything.
>the industry
Would you prefer Hollywood when there are other place that do production outside of Hollywood?
Or you just wanted to post your stupid fricking wojack?
Why are you angry?
Why are you kafkatrapping?
I GOT TINY LITTLE BUG FEET
I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT BUGS EAT
you spergs get worked up over the weirdest shit
I know. I've probably (You)'d Brie Larson many times
I had a somewhat minor role on Game of Thrones, and used to come here to read thirst posts about myself. I've admitted this a few times, but nobody would actually believe it, which is good because nobody still working wants to admit to posting on the racist website.
who are you mate?
nobody thirst posted about an extra moron
I wasn't an extra, just not a main.
https://gameofthrones.fandom.com/wiki/Ros
No one thirsts for you, Ed
There are no women on the internet, and least of all Cinemaphile.
weer you little fingers prostitute? If so you sure made me thirsty af
this you mommy?
btw the racism is the best part, I only come here for the racism
It's daddy. I'm the mountain that spreads them cheeks. Bend over, little mam
There's something to be said for the sincerity of compliments on a website that lets you get away with calling someone a double Black person. No one's being fake nice or policing themselves for tone on Cinemaphile.
You did well, anon. Good job.
I bet you were the first daario
Hotpie?
Bad Pussy?
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It’s Esme Bianco, she used to date Marilyn Manson and probably became a /misc/gay too because of him.
I just don't see any normal successful person browsing these boards because they have nothing to offer to them.
They can make a long effortpost with some valuable knowledge and will get 0 replies or will get called a troony or something. I am a loser NEET and I feel like I am wasting my time here.
>I'm a solipsistic moron
you should have a nice day btw, all /LULZ/ tier posters should.
see this is what I mean. people here don't talk like normal human beings. everyone just shitposts with 1 liners and assumes everyone they disagree with belongs to some group they dislike. I can't see any famous person not being turned off instantly by how inane the discourse here is.
I meant it you depressed self-obsessed NEET parasite. Stop posting right now and go have a nice day.
>discourse
Frick off homosexual
nice try, Hunter.
now post that girly wiener of yours or frick off.
how about you have a nice day first troonylover
The internet is basically a no-fun zone when you're famous. You can't comment anything that's actually interesting on Instagram or Twitter without making the news. Places with accounts have account histories, and it's something that can be linked to you, people can figure it out, like Lorde's Insta account where she reviewed onion rings.
Whereas here nobody knows who you are, nobody can follow you long enough to figure it out, even if you tell people who you are, they won't believe it, it's the only place on the internet that's safe when you're famous. Unfortunately you can only talk with neets, losers, australians, and morons, but still.
speak for yourself homosexual I have a very busy life and still shitpost here during downtime at work
we come here to laugh and call people homosexuals just like you do moronic homosexual
>hilarious memes
>great source of breaking news
>freedom of speech allows for true diversity of opinion
>anonymity removes egos from the equation
>super nerds contribute deep lore
>catalog lets you pick which discussions you want to participate in
>(you) are virtual crack
4chin allows for a type of conversation unlike any other site for the above reasons. If you genuinely enjoy media and have an open mind I don't see why you wouldn't use it. Its direct engagement, we make the algorithm ourselves based on the value and content of threads and posts.
Cinemaphile has been quite shit since 2020 and most threads don't even get much replies. I can see people a decade ago coming on here, but now? It's just gonna be news headlines and druk threads. No incentive for celebrities to come on here
>It's just gonna be news headlines and druk threads.
good enough
of speech allows for true diversity of opinion
>question someone's beliefs
>back up your statements with data and studies
>they just ignore you or reply with some catchphrase
>data and studies
You sound like some kind of antivaxxer. We tryst the science on this website you Chud, data and studies are NOT allowed.
I am a multi-millionaire currency trader. I dont understand this meme where people here think on a website that gets probably a couple 100 thousand visitors a day that all of them are somehow all autistic virgins. We come here for the same reason you do, to shitpost and waste time
Cinemaphile gets a few hundred of posters a day, be generous and say there’s another few lurking. That’s 600 here at absolute most. The other boards probably have more though.
As of 2022, Cinemaphile receives more than 22 million unique visitors per month, with about half of those visitors from the United States.
Cinemaphile is an imageboard website that was launched in 2003 and has 900,000 new posts per day.
Cinemaphile is known for its anonymous nature and niche communities. Users are anonymous, called anons, and are usually only identified by a string of letters and numbers.
Cinemaphile gets nearly 60,000 posts per day and 90 threads per hour
https://4stats.io/
Huh, thats surprising. Most 300+ replied threads have around 120 poster ids.
>a few people are replying to each other the whole time and others replied once?
>THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
>THE NUMBERS
>HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING TO ME
Being a moron must suck ass
all me btw
give me 1000 thousand dollars or gtfo
I only come here for goyslop girl memes. send me some or gtfo
have you forgotten how twitter was before it became mainstream? popular celebs were shitposting to high heavens, that's why James Gunn got in trouble
No we don't. We have shills who claim nobody works in the industry on here, but shills are always bad at their fricking job.
I'm Paul Dano
Hi, Paul.
Shatner has publicly acknowledged he posts here
Is Shatner sticking to the Trek threads or engaging in any kind of shit on this board?
DJ Qualls is the one posting his own obituary threads
I work for a certain big company in LA, I disagree with their practices and try to subvert them where I can.
trying to outisraelite the israelite eh? god speed anon
I'm a famous actor and I post regularly here and on /misc/ but I know you frickers won't believe it. Also, I'm not going to doxx myself because it would be bad for my puplic image
who the frick cares about an actor's opinion? your profession of choice leaves no doubt of your value
if you were honest with yourself you had become a prostitute
I didn't imply that my opinions have a better value.
FWIW I never sucked a dick...yet
post breasts homosexual
>puplic image
nice try Army Dog but it’s out in the open now
What if there were even intel analysts here posting for fun haha that would be wild..
We know you guys know, its how /misc/ always knows some sketchy shit 6 months ahead of the news cycle
I have worked in the industry for over a decade and post all the time. There's always rumors and leaks going around town. But every time I post something related to work, someone tells me I am a gay whose uncle works at Nintendo.
does UNC work at Nintendo?
Shatner you legend, show yourself.
I make threads specifically to shit on myself. Stay humble.
I'm Bill Murray and no one will ever believe you
That spoilered line is something that Rebecca likes to say a lot
Take your meds Schizo.
if there are hollywood people here they should be fricking ashamed
suck more Black person dick, israelites
I'M JESSE VENTURA
AND THIS...
IS CONSPIRACY THEORY
I know, I get shit when i post tea 🙁
Spill some tea.
I work in cyber security and mainly on Cinemaphile reminder that if you don't run grapheneOS on your phone and Linux on your PC your device has a software backdoor for feds. You data also gets shared with 14 countries called the The 14 Eyes intelligence alliance
And they never will learn a fricking thing from here.
i 'memba
two people?
Bullet went through first one, then struck the second. Everyone only remembers the one who died
yeah, the director got hit too, but survived
remember when some leaf lab tech started talking about some mysterious coronavirus in october 2019
there is some scary people here on Cinemaphile
btw, which board was that?
judging by the fact that there's a flag, either /misc/ or Cinemaphile (most likely the former).
there are several clues (massive RNA base ~30kb) that indicates that it was our coronachan indeed
that's creepy as frick bro
in what way?
What the hell?
This. Depressing.
Having talked to people who knew her I don't believe she was, honestly.
>What the hell?
that's the reason why I rather read /misc/ than the news
Wasn't coronavirus a widespread disease even before Covid? One of the most common virus types or something? I've forgotten my pathology.
That's the info. that was added by the ~~*experts*~~ after the PLANdemic. History changes, goy.
You mean the common cold
/misc/ told me about the corona stuff in late December 2019. I told my mother at Christmas and she laughed at me. By the time the lockdowns happened I already had all my bills paid off and a stash of food, and realized it was all a hoax by then too.
based and me as well. I warned everyone months before the lockdowns, they ignored me and laughed it off if they even acknowledged the chinese virus. I remember a guy I did 1099 work for telling me "I'm closing down for two weeks to flatten the curve" and just thinking what a fricking moron he must be if he actually believed that. Anyway I moved halfway across the country to avoid the covid hysteria, I've had covid for the last two weeks and it still doesn't exist.
Yes, coronavirus is a very common type of virus, people do not understand that youre probaby infected by several strains of coronavirus every year, but your immune system takes care of them.
COVID wasnt even that lethal, but it was extremely contagious, the lockdowns werent made to prevent deaths from the virus, it was made to prevent deaths from hospitals collapsing due to all the people there wouldve been in intensive care
>2020+4
>defending the lockdowns with media narratives
Where do you live where you can even pretend to be this much of a completely moronic homosexual?
Im an immunologist and my uncle was in the team that was working on the vaccine in my country.
I dont agree with the lockdowns, it was the "safe choice", but the reason they did it is that, not because the virus was gonna kill us itself.
Any immunologist you can speak to on an honest basis will tell you the same, the solution was to lock down all vulnerable people for like 2 months and let the disease run its course with the rest of society so we developed natural immunity to it, but thanks to you burgers it wasnt a liberal enough of an action
>he still doesnt know most people died of secondary infections and the ventilators were death sentences
Haiti had a better response to the virus than the USA
Which was to kill their president before he could institute lockdown measures?
like most of the CIA hits, it was related to drugs
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32453917/
SARS-CoV-2, bacterial co-infections, and AMR: the deadly trio in COVID-19?
a simple dose of antibiotics could have saved tens of thousands, hooking people to ventilators killed them
I do know, covid, like I said, isnt very lethal, it's the rate of contagion and hospitalization what made it so dangerous. If we did nothing about it, you wouldve died from any minor disease or complication that needs intensive care, as there wouldn't be enough resources
OFFICIALLY never happened.
There isn't any scientific evidence for any so-called "viruses".
How do you explain your AIDS
Poor lifestyle choices such as drug use, lack of sleep and frequent ejaculation.
I watched house of numbers as well and if this was true the concert hippie community would be absolutely destroyed by AIDs
>inb4 they are lmao xD
but they aren't. It's a homosexual disease and it always will be. You get AIDs from being a homosexual.
"AIDS" is a set of symptoms defined as a syndrome. Change the symptoms the syndrome covers and you've got a new disease. This is how the allopathic model works.
yes I know anon that's fine but GRIDS is a homosexual disease that only effects homosexuals. Viruses aren't real, it's lifestyle, blah blah blah. But again if it was the things you posted in your previous post then every hippie who spends their money on concert tickets and drugs instead of food would have GRIDS, and they don't. It's a homosexual disease, it always has been, and it always will be. Even if viruses are scientifically proven to be fake and it's accepted by everyone on earth, AIDS is a homosexual disease.
The reason more homosexuals were showing the set of symptoms defined as "AIDS" was because of their poor lifestyle choices including use of "poppers", lack of sleep and frequent ejaculations due to promiscuous lifestyles (the ejaculate released is the equivalent of thirty times that amount of blood being lost by the body). Once a person is diagnosed (di=two, agnosis=not knowing="two who don't know"(the patient and the doctor)) with "AIDS", they are put on the AZT poison to keep them sick and prevent their body from healing itself and they are thereby finished off and a "pandemic" is given the appearance of reality.
Meds
Didn't even finished reading
Meds
Lost.
that would all be fine if homosexuals stopped being AIDS infected homosexuals 35 years ago after they stopped with Fauci's horseshit treatment but it's still pretty obvious when someone is a homosexual with AIDS. I know you're deep into the schizo rabbit hole anon, I know I'm not going to change your mind, but your get AIDS if you are a homosexual. It's a homosexual disease.
There is no AIDS "infection".
As I said before I've seen house of numbers as well and whatever the writings are by that guy with credentials who's arguments you're repeating. Even if it's ALL TRUE, AIDS is a homosexual disease.
The symptoms defined as "AIDS" were (are?) more common among homosexuals because of their poor lifestyle choices. The body doesn't attack itself. It is always in the process of attempting to heal.
Autoimmune diseases.
No such thing.
You are a failure.
>No such thing.
Sorry to bother then
do you believe in germs anon? dinosaurs? space?
>not only is AIDS not the homosexual disease, cancer also doesn't exist
anon you're not smart for believing literally everything you took some time to read. It's the hallmark of liberal morons, you just went the other way.
I didn't say anything in the greentext.
complete insane ramblings. don't shoot anyone anon
Based schizo. Don’t let the doubters and sheep get to you.
What about apefricans
>what about the most animalistic "race of people" who is known in America for "being on the down low"
HOMOSEXUALITY IS NATURAL, CHUD
yes, you can diy an STM for $50 worth of parts and observe them yourself
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I remember reading about China doing lockouts and incinerating towns back in October(2019)
Hey Henry did they let you keep the Superman suit?
I asked but they said no
has Lainey posted recently? she seems like a sweetheart.
WHO GAVE ME A HOT WIFE?
List of people who 100% no doubts about it post on Cinemaphile
>Brie Larsen
>That troony from Euphoria
>Both of the former make nearly 100% of the threads about themselves
>Ryan Gosling
>Seth Rogen
>Henry Cavill
>Formerly Trevor Moore
>William Shatner
>Taylor Swift (yeah yeah the confirmation was on /b/ but nobody is using that shithole anymore)
who else?
Dane Dehaan.
Safdie Brothers.
James Franko
It's FRANCO moron
Calm down, James. It was a typo.
>Trevor Moore
the newscaster on itv?
>>Brie Larsen
she also familia posts so shes not awful
hi brie
Donald Trump
Putin
Stalin
Gandhi
Crocodile Dundee
dasha necrophilia
i want prove of that people posting
Hi!, Seth Rogan here. AHE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE
eat a dick, goyim. i got carjacked 6 gorillion times and i don't care. jesus and christmas suck, that's why i smoke weed.
I'm convinced
>troony from euphoria
there’s two trannies in that show.
Why do you assume Hunter makes threads about himself? Maybe Cinemaphile just likes trannies, you know
because you do
did ryan gosling post here?
I'm half-inclined to think Ryan Gosling doesn't even know what Cinemaphile is, but the other half of me thinks he's a huge shitposter here.
he is the kind of person that don't use internet a lot
Cillian Murphy had to have memes explained to him last year after Barbenheimer. Not every celebrity is terminally online.
source?
Also
>not everyone on earth is terminally online
you have to be a fricking moron to believe this. Some of the most famous people who ever lived killed themselves with alcohol when they were <40, you think that their modern day peers can resist the smartphone?
Some interviewer asked him how he felt about Barbenheimer memes and he looked totally lost. He said something like “oh, so funny internet pictures? Weird.”
Cillian here, can you teach me how to make these funny green letters?
Robert Pattinson
I can 100% believe that.
Also, Tay Swift is a b-tard. Not sure if she browses Cinemaphile, but I wouldn't put it past her.
>is
nobody is a /b/ tard anymore anon. It's dead. /qa/ was the last gasp
Taking a peek at /b/ is always depressing now. Nothing but threads of guys sharing photos of their girlfriends for other guys to ejaculate over. It's bizarre.
The Fappening completely ruined it. It never recovered after that.
She probably hasn't been here in 15 years
That was a long time ago, /b/ is nothing like it used to be. It's pretty much a porn board now.
how was /b/ before it was full of porn?
you would probably call it reddit
Not too far off from Cinemaphile but with a lot more "rawr XD" styles of posting
so, are you saying we are the legacy of /b/?
not that anon but anyone who hasn't died or graduated to getting banned from discord every two months is using Cinemaphile. I also know one guy who cultivated his own homebrew version of an IRC /misc/ server which was pretty cool but I don't get along with him personally so I left.
well, that's a good thing for Cinemaphile, i think this is the best topic in Cinemaphile
jailbait and weird memes
and raids and prank calls
i have always wanted to do one of those things in Cinemaphile, like when the spanish forum "forocoches" sent mariachi people to sing in front of the capitolium, after the trump incidents
well you're too late raids are dead and m**t killed them
why are they dead?
global rule 4
>he knows which rule it is
sup janny,
or sup based guy that got banned for it plenty
Pretty funny. But then they got all anal about raids, which were hilarious when not too mean-spirited, and then to "save" it they kept spinning categories of posts off to other boards, but it just resulted in getting rid of all the posts on /b/ that weren't low-effort porn threads and completely irredeemable garbage.
I think there should be a worksafe random board. You might be able to get some of that old culture back if they did so.
/vb/ will save or ruin the site, no inbetween.
we had /qa/ but some mod falseflagged /qa/ with a bot and used it as an excuse to close down the board. The refuse to just make a fricking blue /b/ and I have no idea why. I've spoken with the mods on IRC back when I used to be an OPer in very active and large rizon channel, they are all complete homosexuals who can't stand a taste of their own medicine.
last time I looked at /qa/ it was just a bunch of trannies and shills demanding that the mods be deployed the shut down wrongthink. It was dreadful -- about the last thing you want in a feedback board.
You're probably thinking of /q/, not /qa/
Yes. I am.
I never even bothered with /qa/ I guess. Kinda like /adv/ and /soc/.
These are dogwhistles
>these are dogwhistles though
Why did you add though to my post?
>Why did you add though to my post though?
6million reps in 4 sets? Ya okay bro
kicked out of 109 gyms and every time it was the gym owners fault? okay bro
>pattinson talking about his ff7 waifus and ignoring zoe kravitz
god bless that man
I'm almost certain that someone leaked some shit about The Batman while it was filming on here. Something about Pattinson having a personal issue with Kravitz?
>Formerly Trevor Moore
RIP. Still miss him.
I was just thinking about him today, do you think his wife hates him a little for dying in such a stupid way? There has to be resentment there especially when they had a young kid
Justin Roiland. He was always talking about Cinemaphile on the commentary tracks. Dan Harmon's reddit.
>>Ryan Gosling
literally me right now 🙂
Trevor Moore still posts as it turns out he didn't die/killed by the CIA he transitioned and now pretends to be a tomboy girl. Check the webms on /wsg/.
Cinemaphile too stronk
>/b/ but nobody is using that shithole anymore
I do, because you can't complain about Black personlovers on /hc/
>you can't complain about Black personlovers on /hc/
why the heck not?
Because the jannies there are libshits like Cinemaphile
disgusting
>That troony from Euphoria
I hope my post will be the one that breaks that homosexual and make him commit suicide in minecraft 🙂
Kojima,Eva green , James Gunn, Ryan Jonshon, Margot Robbie
>kojimbo
would be hilarious, but I doubt it.
>duchony
doesn't he have a lit degree?
grimes and musk probably both browse /x/
>Rebecca Sugar (she's also a Janny on Cinemaphile and /x/)
>Zak Bagans
>The ghost of Owen Hart
>MCU writers
>Simpsons writers
>Nancy Cartwright
>Mindy Kaling (also a Cinemaphile Janny, she got me banned for a month for criticizing the strikes when they were first starting)
>Chris Jericho
>Matt Reeves
>guy who browses Cinemaphile and watches professional wrestling
sorry anon but you're far too moronic for anyone to consider you might be right
I stopped watching actual pw years ago, the last PPV I saw was the 2011 Royal Rumble. I just binge clips on YouTube
you forgot the ghost of robin williams
I assumed that was a given
>ghost of robin williams
Imagine if purgatory is just an infinite, bodyless, unblinking eternity spent lurking on Cinemaphile, never taking a break, never looking away, just 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year, seeing this site fill everything there is, watching as the posts slow down and then stop completely when the website eventually dies and is replaced by a vast, fathomless void.
i think it's like that but just grey nothing instead of Cinemaphile, you still get tired and hungry and sore but you can't die and can't sleep
just in a mist, forever
>anonymity removes egos from the equation
lol
If the afterlife was just being a disembodied conscience that could go ANYWHERE in space and time, would that be supremely cool or ultimately horrifying?
chris benoit too
Which posts do you think are his?
I have a strong suspicion that Pizzaman posts on this site considering how popular True Detective S1 is on this board
Threads for shows that are disproportionately popular on Cinemaphile are usually started by one of the creatives or actors. Whenever you see X-Files and Californication threads pick up on here it's usually Duchovny shitposting because he's taking a break from his music and writing. I wish he'd focus on some of his other shows and movies, but those dont really get a response.
There's also a bunch of ex-friends and lovers of famous people that try to leak info on here, but people on Cinemaphile are too dense to realize when real insider info is posted.
>I wish he'd focus on some of his other shows and movies, but those dont really get a response.
Evolution threads were appearing on multiple days a short while ago...
I hope big D posts here. One of the few israelites in hollywood I wont call a filthy, subversive israelite. Bi D is ..... dare I go so far as to say ..... based?
I still wonder how X-Files managed to work with Anderson and Duchovney, two horny sex-obsessed coworkers playing as sterile, sexless coworkers.
It's like the setup for a nasty doujin.
>brie larson
fungus feet
Lorde and Grimes used to post their music on here when they were just starting
>That troony from Euphoria
she's legit a woman, you know
then there's no such thing as trans rights
learn to think for yourself dumbass. Reading something and spending a few hours on it doesn't automatically make it correct you literally stupid homosexual
>learn to think for yourself dumbass. Reading something and spending a few hours on it doesn't automatically make it correct you literally stupid homosexual
You're a failure.
Robert Pattinson
Ewan Mitchell
Probably Barry Keoghan too, he got kicked out of a hotel bar last year for getting aggressive to the staff that didn’t believe he was the joker.
Doja Cat is a /misc/tard
Jonah Hill makes threads about himself as well
Jonah here, can confirm.
True. He has a humiliation fetish
No I don't
Warwick Davis once got on here and started talking mad smack on Peter Dinklage. Everyone still had a crazy boner for Dink though so became a complete uno reverse scenario for Peck and thats why /tv shits on him all the time now.
Jonah Hill definitely.
you forgot Olivia wilde
Zack sneeder's son. Not even kidding. I think he's like 70% of the pro-sneeder whiny posts.
I take great satisfaction in the knowledge that I've almost certainly called Ezra Miller a "homosexual" on Cinemaphile
Was it because of the 800 women I fricked when you can’t get one?
800 women and not one of them worth keeping?
lol
Or were you just so bad that none of them wanted to stay?
LOL!
>800 prostitutes
and nothing of value was lost
Tom Holland
It’s him making the druk threads
I faintly recall Jonah Hill making a thread here once.
Disney has an entire division of people to defend and shill them and divert negative talk about them.
Mel Gibson
maybe
only when hes drunk. so every day
>Story will leak soon...
Uh, it already has, by virtue of (You) leaking it. Should've been this moron who got shot.
'Dane Dehaan' clued he was posting here, but could have just as easily been an anon bullshitting, no way to corroborate
Kojimbo posts here 100%. I’ve called him esl numerous times i reckon.
ITT people are really bad at assuming who would post here
t. William Shatner
His social media guy is a 30yo neckbeard
William Shatner has repeatedly confirmed that he is the one posting all of his tweets.
Celebrities don't admit to having CMs, ever. Yet they all do, even paleocelebs that dont do anything anymore. I guess they think it makes them mlre relatable. Same with politicians. The homosexual running shatners tw account is even identified by name, he was found instantly because he kept liking his personal posts while on client's accounts.
I've heard a few stories from minor celebrities that got butthurt at something Shat said on twitter that involved calling him on the phone to give him a 'hey man not cool' only for Shat to claim total ignorance of the tweets in question and that he has a guy.
Obviously not proof of anything especially when in those sorts of situations Shatner has motivation to lie about being the guy who said something but food for thought.
the gaylords saying it’s not him never post proof it isn’t. merely “trust me he’s been identified on my discord no i won’t post it”
>The honor of a neet community manager is at stake! I challenge you to a duel! Dilators at dawn!!
?t=79
t.podcast hosts still seething
>filled shooting and killing someone
>claim ignorance as defense
This would only ever happen and actually work in California
>flyover tard is moronic
astounding
hunter i love you
MC Ride
OK can someone leak Dune 2's plot. Any Alia?
Probably the coolest thing on Cinemaphile isn't rumors, but film recommendations you've never heard of which turn out to be awesome, and the once-a-year really clever plot summaries of "upcoming" movies, especially the satire version where the movies are actually unfilmable (but would be awesome if true).
Fake news. Nobody died, nobody got hurt. If you believe anyone did, please provide evidence.
Is this proof le Cinemaphile was actually behind loading the gun with live rounds in the first place???
An anon also broke the news about Epstein's death here first.
Yeah that is the craziest one
I was hanging out with my buddy I literally met on a /misc/ IRC channel on a mini vacation in maine, talking to some dude about the grateful dead stick on his bike when my wife called me
>they're saying Jeffrey Epstein killed himself
This must be what boomers meant with "where were you when JFK died".
'jeffrey is kill'
'no'
>be on net of inter
>reading of posts of anonymous users on net of inter
>receive call of telephone
>jeffrey is kill
>only of 5,999,999 to go until deed is done again
Not that unlikely a thing to anticipate, was it?
It was an ambulance worker who posted it on here 50 minutes (I think) before it broke in real life.
I do. Here's another example of another inside anon sharing stuff; in this case about the Rings of Power.
>post thirst thread about myself to fish for compliments
>anons post the least flattering pictures they can find
>nice comments gushing over other people
>graphic complaints about my flaws
>compliments are disgusting and even more graphic
>someone posts a picture of a capybara intended to be me in the OP
>capybara
Hi, Brie
>compliments are disgusting and even more graphic
Sounds GREAT.
we wanna clap dem cheeks mama
I would've taken that as a relatively nice compliment
If you all know that actors and famous people post here, then why keep on using really old pictures to criticize people? People get better over time, work on their flaws, they shouldn't have to have them constantly brought up like they're ongoing or something.
I mean we should be able to have a conversation about somebody without it getting dragged down with stuff like, "hey but look, they wore a bathing suit chubby seven years ago, that's them forever."
Oddly specific….
Lainey?
Remember that time a swedish anon warned us about covid and the vaccines before covid even started?
Is someone going to bake another one when this one drops off the board. This was a very interesting thread. If someone starts a new one, I'll text one of my stand up comedian friends that was very active in the early 2000s in Los Angeles to see if he wants to chime in. He can talk about all the gay shit that Rogan and Chappelle did. And all the gay shit that guys did with Rogan and Chappelle to get famous.
Make it now and make sure the image and the OP are on topic for TV or movies, and link it here. Otherwise it could be missed.
make the thread moron, now. I'm not going to do it because I just got off a three day ban. Make an on topic thread that this thread can continue off of and link it here. Go fricking make on you moron
behold
this strange technology is called a mirror. you can place it at a 45 degree angle in front of camera, which means the person holding the camera is at a 90 degree angle to say, a stick, pointed at the camera. you can get it on amazon for about 4.99, shipping included
its relatively new. was first invented about 8000 years ago