Remember when David Carradine died jacking off in a closet?

Remember when David Carradine died jacking off in a closet?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kill brill

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't deserve the mockery.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he was in a lot of bad movies, man
      he did some enjoyable schlock and a lot of straight up shit

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thai mafia and Thai intelligence ganked him and made it looked like he jacked himself off while suffocating.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why woud they care about him?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He had inside knowledge about Hillary Clin-ACK!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Really? HIllary? What year do you live in.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yea her crimes basically expired cause it's been so long
            >this is your brain on an american news cycle

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he was working on a documentary about child sex trafficking

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually he died of a heartattack taking drugs in an elite BDSM club in bangkok .. a private eye went over and found this out .. family wanted it kept it quite

      he died in the club .. they took him back to the hotel "all the video cameras were malfunctioning "
      in the expensive hotel that night lol .. thats how u know there Intelligence was apart of the moving of the body

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dying in a club hopped up on drugs is a bad look. let him keep his dignity at least
        >lets tell everybody he died jacking off with a belt tied around his neck instead

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kek ya i thought about that after the post
          its true though about the private eye going and saying he died in a BDSM club .. he was hired by like TMZ or something .. i assume it was to not want the family to look further into it .. cause then they would have light on this club

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >dying in a club hopped up on drugs is a bad look. let him keep his dignity at least
            >lets tell everybody he died jacking off with a belt tied around his neck instead

            If it's a fricking brothel for fricking troons underages then ya it'd be better for image to die jerking off alone.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But you do remember him, right? Who's gonna remember you?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was assassinated like Anthony Bourdain.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can't "assassinate" actors and tv celebs.
      you can murder them.
      but to use the term assassinate, it has to be someone important.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can assassinate anybody. Just pay someone to kill someone else. I suppose the courts would charge you of conspiracy to murder but it's the same thing.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you need to make friends with a dictionary, kid

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What did I do wrong?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              claiming the word "Assassinate" can be used with anyone. It cannot. It can only be used if someone kills a world leader, or someone of stature.
              A fricking actor or plumber or athlete or lumberjack doesn't count.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                your smoking crack, no where does it say that anywhere in the dictionary, your a fricking tool

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You stand corrected

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He came and went at the same time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Happens to the best of us.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he had a rope tied around his neck and genitals. this dude would put coomers here to shame.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's the way I wanna go.

    Hopefully, I can take a few people's life beforehand

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of course I do. He got shot.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He supposedly had a net worth of $3 million at around the time of his death. You could easily pay some zoomette egirl to do whatever the frick for about a grand. Guess all these celebs are too busy in the israelite tunnels to be interested in twitch thots

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mate he was found dead in fricking Thailand, zoomer egirls got nothing on Thai prostitutes. He clearly was a troubled man who despite having everything handed to him, he just felt like he had to do everything with his own hands himself.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You think that after the mafia tied the rope around his neck and balls, that they jerked him off before they killed him just to make it that much easier to get away with it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, they came on his dick.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Last service.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember bros always have a spotter when doing autoerotic asphyxiation

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Call your congressman today.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It happens even more often than that. Your pulse stops and if your body is positioned in a certain way then gravity will make your blood pool up in your dick which is a vascular organ. Try to die upside down if possible.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >upside down autoerotic asphyxiation
        What's next?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that would just be even more embarrassing, might as well stick a dragon dildo in your mouth and ass while you're at it too

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >autoerotic asphyxiation
          just don't do it. if you're known to like it then it gives everyone else an alibi to murder you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >autoerotically asphyxiate underwater
          >people just think you died in a diving accident

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah they'll just assume the dolphins got you and savaged your butthole as you died a pitiful death.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine working as a hotel cleaner and finding that during your shift.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *knock knock kock*
      Housekeeping! Housekeeping!
      *knock knock knock*
      ¡Oy dios mio el hombre blanco wanko be muerte!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's just a tuesday morning shift in bangkok

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WHY CAN'T IT EVER BE A WOMAN

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like they probably find shit like that on the daily, not David Carradine obviously, that was a one last time thing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure they're all one-time things

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember him being assassinated by ninja assassins

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least he went out COOMING soo hard.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's how I want to go, a car crash.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what if the Thai police leaked the jerking off version as a way to make people not look further into it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was actually Candleja

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought candleja was a spanish word for a second. Took me a moment to realize you're talking about candleja

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          definitely candleja

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    partied too hard

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Carradine was a guest on the radio show Loveline a few weeks prior and a caller asked about autoerotic asphyxiation. I think he tried it and failed.

    Michael Hutchins from INXS was also a guest on Loveline two weeks before he died from suicide by strangulation and there was also a caller asking about autoerotic asphyxiation when he was a guest, so I think he also tried and failed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      should have called the show deathline... or clothesline or something.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK AND THE WORLD'S YOUR OYSTER

    I CAN FEEL DAVID CARRADINE HANGING NEXT TO ME

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what does choking yourself to make your orgasm slightly better but fricking up and dying from it feel like bros?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like being left hanging.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, we have a conundrum on our hands as we don't know if
      >he came and then died in bliss
      or
      >he didn't cum and died blueballed
      They are vastly different feelings. My money is on him not finishing, though. He was trying to push the envelope for a better climax and like Icarus, flew too close to the sun. God took his life because he was about to nut too well

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eww, Candlejack is watching people mast

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      does he watch the whole thing or just shows up when you say candleja

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did he cum? did he have a rigamortis boner like clerks?

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /ourguy/

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure this is how my best friend died. His family said he committed suicide. But over the years I've found out from other family members he was found in his closet and hung himself with a suite jacket tie. His closet was across from his PC. What do you guys think? I know if my kid did that I would lie about it too. He was also known for having shit loads of porn and stuff.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He was also known for having shit loads of porn and stuff
      >and stuff
      ? ? ?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And just being a coomer. One of his exes found out he was looking at prostitutes when they were together and she set up a hidden camera and apparently he would whack it for hours and hours.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I survived a suicide attempt by hanging myself off my bedroom door and it really sucked. My head and eyes felt like they were gonna explode plus the desperate feeling of dying before I became unconscious. I can't believe people actually get off to that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tells us about it again, but slower and more sexy and I will give it a try.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's peek cooming.

      only sigma coomers can reach these highs through years of training.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how does it feel to not only be a frick up at life but also a frick up at death?

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grasshopper didn’t know how to tie a slipknot.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you now remember obscure 90's kino.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they stop making soulful but kind of crappy stuff like this? They used to run this stuff for hours on WB back when it was good.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet he was actually murdered.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just accepted that when I'm dead my family or authorities will discover my 4.8TB collection

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      encryption is a thing, you can research for free on the internet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why you build your computer inside a microwave oven.
      >in the event of my death, press the “popcorn” button on my computer case.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      encryption is a thing, you can research for free on the internet

      This is why you build your computer inside a microwave oven.
      >in the event of my death, press the “popcorn” button on my computer case.

      lol

      what type of degenerate shit do you people watch that'd give you this much anxiety if it were to ever be discovered by your family?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know those videos where women in high heels stomp on rats?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >boring computer
      They can just continue thinking I'm a gay, despite the reality being that I hate everything since 2000 and can't relate to women/people enough to be sociable and get laid.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will somebody close the damn door

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Having seen the photo from the scene with his corpse in it, he was clearly murdered.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when his death was ruled as an accident?
    >Wake up in the middle of the night
    >I'm in the closet for some reason
    >realize I'm naked to the bone
    >have a belt around my neck which is fastened to the clothes rail
    >My very first thought is: "Oh god, hopefully I won't have an accident right now"

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was chasing the dragon

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Legend

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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