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He doesn't deserve the mockery.
he was in a lot of bad movies, man
he did some enjoyable schlock and a lot of straight up shit
Thai mafia and Thai intelligence ganked him and made it looked like he jacked himself off while suffocating.
why woud they care about him?
He had inside knowledge about Hillary Clin-ACK!
Really? HIllary? What year do you live in.
yea her crimes basically expired cause it's been so long
>this is your brain on an american news cycle
he was working on a documentary about child sex trafficking
actually he died of a heartattack taking drugs in an elite BDSM club in bangkok .. a private eye went over and found this out .. family wanted it kept it quite
he died in the club .. they took him back to the hotel "all the video cameras were malfunctioning "
in the expensive hotel that night lol .. thats how u know there Intelligence was apart of the moving of the body
>dying in a club hopped up on drugs is a bad look. let him keep his dignity at least
>lets tell everybody he died jacking off with a belt tied around his neck instead
kek ya i thought about that after the post
its true though about the private eye going and saying he died in a BDSM club .. he was hired by like TMZ or something .. i assume it was to not want the family to look further into it .. cause then they would have light on this club
If it's a fricking brothel for fricking troons underages then ya it'd be better for image to die jerking off alone.
But you do remember him, right? Who's gonna remember you?
He was assassinated like Anthony Bourdain.
you can't "assassinate" actors and tv celebs.
you can murder them.
but to use the term assassinate, it has to be someone important.
You can assassinate anybody. Just pay someone to kill someone else. I suppose the courts would charge you of conspiracy to murder but it's the same thing.
you need to make friends with a dictionary, kid
What did I do wrong?
claiming the word "Assassinate" can be used with anyone. It cannot. It can only be used if someone kills a world leader, or someone of stature.
A fricking actor or plumber or athlete or lumberjack doesn't count.
your smoking crack, no where does it say that anywhere in the dictionary, your a fricking tool
You stand corrected
He came and went at the same time.
Happens to the best of us.
he had a rope tied around his neck and genitals. this dude would put coomers here to shame.
That's the way I wanna go.
Hopefully, I can take a few people's life beforehand
Of course I do. He got shot.
He supposedly had a net worth of $3 million at around the time of his death. You could easily pay some zoomette egirl to do whatever the frick for about a grand. Guess all these celebs are too busy in the israelite tunnels to be interested in twitch thots
Mate he was found dead in fricking Thailand, zoomer egirls got nothing on Thai prostitutes. He clearly was a troubled man who despite having everything handed to him, he just felt like he had to do everything with his own hands himself.
You think that after the mafia tied the rope around his neck and balls, that they jerked him off before they killed him just to make it that much easier to get away with it?
No, they came on his dick.
Last service.
remember bros always have a spotter when doing autoerotic asphyxiation
Call your congressman today.
It happens even more often than that. Your pulse stops and if your body is positioned in a certain way then gravity will make your blood pool up in your dick which is a vascular organ. Try to die upside down if possible.
>upside down autoerotic asphyxiation
What's next?
that would just be even more embarrassing, might as well stick a dragon dildo in your mouth and ass while you're at it too
>autoerotic asphyxiation
just don't do it. if you're known to like it then it gives everyone else an alibi to murder you.
>autoerotically asphyxiate underwater
>people just think you died in a diving accident
Nah they'll just assume the dolphins got you and savaged your butthole as you died a pitiful death.
Imagine working as a hotel cleaner and finding that during your shift.
*knock knock kock*
Housekeeping! Housekeeping!
*knock knock knock*
¡Oy dios mio el hombre blanco wanko be muerte!
that's just a tuesday morning shift in bangkok
>WHY CAN'T IT EVER BE A WOMAN
I feel like they probably find shit like that on the daily, not David Carradine obviously, that was a one last time thing.
pretty sure they're all one-time things
I remember him being assassinated by ninja assassins
At least he went out COOMING soo hard.
That's how I want to go, a car crash.
what if the Thai police leaked the jerking off version as a way to make people not look further into it
It was actually Candleja
I thought candleja was a spanish word for a second. Took me a moment to realize you're talking about candleja
definitely candleja
partied too hard
Carradine was a guest on the radio show Loveline a few weeks prior and a caller asked about autoerotic asphyxiation. I think he tried it and failed.
Michael Hutchins from INXS was also a guest on Loveline two weeks before he died from suicide by strangulation and there was also a caller asking about autoerotic asphyxiation when he was a guest, so I think he also tried and failed.
should have called the show deathline... or clothesline or something.
ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK AND THE WORLD'S YOUR OYSTER
I CAN FEEL DAVID CARRADINE HANGING NEXT TO ME
what does choking yourself to make your orgasm slightly better but fricking up and dying from it feel like bros?
Like being left hanging.
Well, we have a conundrum on our hands as we don't know if
>he came and then died in bliss
or
>he didn't cum and died blueballed
They are vastly different feelings. My money is on him not finishing, though. He was trying to push the envelope for a better climax and like Icarus, flew too close to the sun. God took his life because he was about to nut too well
Eww, Candlejack is watching people mast
does he watch the whole thing or just shows up when you say candleja
did he cum? did he have a rigamortis boner like clerks?
/ourguy/
Pretty sure this is how my best friend died. His family said he committed suicide. But over the years I've found out from other family members he was found in his closet and hung himself with a suite jacket tie. His closet was across from his PC. What do you guys think? I know if my kid did that I would lie about it too. He was also known for having shit loads of porn and stuff.
>He was also known for having shit loads of porn and stuff
>and stuff
? ? ?
And just being a coomer. One of his exes found out he was looking at prostitutes when they were together and she set up a hidden camera and apparently he would whack it for hours and hours.
I survived a suicide attempt by hanging myself off my bedroom door and it really sucked. My head and eyes felt like they were gonna explode plus the desperate feeling of dying before I became unconscious. I can't believe people actually get off to that.
tells us about it again, but slower and more sexy and I will give it a try.
it's peek cooming.
only sigma coomers can reach these highs through years of training.
how does it feel to not only be a frick up at life but also a frick up at death?
Grasshopper didn’t know how to tie a slipknot.
you now remember obscure 90's kino.
Why did they stop making soulful but kind of crappy stuff like this? They used to run this stuff for hours on WB back when it was good.
I bet he was actually murdered.
I just accepted that when I'm dead my family or authorities will discover my 4.8TB collection
encryption is a thing, you can research for free on the internet
This is why you build your computer inside a microwave oven.
>in the event of my death, press the “popcorn” button on my computer case.
lol
what type of degenerate shit do you people watch that'd give you this much anxiety if it were to ever be discovered by your family?
You know those videos where women in high heels stomp on rats?
>boring computer
They can just continue thinking I'm a gay, despite the reality being that I hate everything since 2000 and can't relate to women/people enough to be sociable and get laid.
will somebody close the damn door
Having seen the photo from the scene with his corpse in it, he was clearly murdered.
Remember when his death was ruled as an accident?
>Wake up in the middle of the night
>I'm in the closet for some reason
>realize I'm naked to the bone
>have a belt around my neck which is fastened to the clothes rail
>My very first thought is: "Oh god, hopefully I won't have an accident right now"
he was chasing the dragon
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