Remember when this scene caused the biggest chud meltdown in?

Remember when this scene caused the biggest chud meltdown in Cinemaphile history?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    That scene is correct, why do you think all world leaders and industry heads are at best just sort of evil? If you don't value life or liberty or ethics or anything and just do whatever it takes you WILL float to the top. The part they dont want to tell you is just that the world is pure evil and runs on being evil.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut up you gnostic fruitcake

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just true. You don't have to participate, but others will, others more cruel and evil than you. You are willing to sacrifice your life for good, but the evil are willing to sacrifice 10,000 of you and will find a lie to get at least half that to do it. Evil people rule this world, so Rick is right.

        Unless you think, genuinely, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Henry Kissinger, Xi Xiping, Kim Jong Un, Vladimir Putin, Benjamin Netenyahu, and other world leaders, people like Mark Zuckerburg, Jeff Bezos, Warren Buffet, George Soros, Jeffrey Epstein, they're good people?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      midwit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They hated him because he spoke the truth

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So what you're saying is that you are on approximately the same intellectual level as livestsock, like the rest of us, because instead of carving out a slice of the power-pie for yourself, you're on a film nerd board being all nihilistic about the nature of power.

      Well, anon, we already knew that about you, so I don't know why you felt the need to broadcast it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I can do whatever I want
      >*gets shot and dies on the street*

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats a midwit take, just like the shows creator ans writers are. if nothing matters, have a nice day

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's true, anons hate they've been lied to all their lives

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick up idiot.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i only remember cucumber rick

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      sir, it was pickel richard

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not wrong necessarily. It's just expressed in the most midwit fashion. And it's like catnip to "le gifted in middle school but lazy now" midwits who think they're smarter than they are.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"le gifted in middle school but lazy now" midwits
      That's literally the excuse you morons make for why you don't have a career and live with your moms.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, I think that excuse is a plebbitor thing. Most frickups here on Cinemaphile own their autism, were never "gifted" in the first place, or still are genuinely smart and don't use the "i'm hecking depressed and lazy" as a reason why they are or aren't successful now.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cinemaphile has an unusually high rate of people who were taken into the GATE program as kids and intentionally ruined. Glowies seek out kids who might have potential to do something meaningful and frick with them.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's the glowies fault that my life was ruined when I tested at 115 IQ in 6th grade
            Anything less than 140 isn't worth their time, and I doubt that you're that smart.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not him, I was tested at 152 and a few years later 146. Never did much with my life, by most standards I'm unsuccessful

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cinemaphile was the kid who was too weird to be included in anything, that even the teachers were wary of. No one ever gave a shit that we were smart, assuming we were.

            I was moronic in many respects but pretty good at math, I found it easy and scored straight As in mock tests, however my teacher hated me so he put me in a final exam where the highest grade I could get was B, for example. We weren't getting into the advanced classes, we weren't getting into a good college or MENA or the GATE program or whatever.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              As a kid in elementary school I was a straight A student, I was good at everything effortlessly. I don't think I was ever considered gifted or anything, but I was a smart kid, kind of a smartass. Not American, so I'm not too familiar with MENA and GATE, but I was never in any kind of program. In high school I got by doing the bare minimum, I became kind of a slacker but not the cool type, just a weird loner.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >im Lee based nihilist nothing matters and everything is pointless but republicans, nazis, racists, and trump are the worst thing in the world! BLM AND TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS BUDEN 2024

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chud

    The most neutered insult. This is all they’re allowed to say because anything else falls into the offensive to someone else category. Yet they still hold onto it, it’s all they have left.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still can’t tell if the people using it are just baiting or genuinely saying it, it’s just so silly

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Banner material

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i assume everyone who still uses it is just shitposting

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one on Cinemaphile has ever used the word chud unironically

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's chuds trolling other chuds by calling them chud.

        Chud.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Majority is anons just goofing

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're right. I think the word 'homosexual' is something magical. It was too powerful which is why it became an unforgivable curse everywhere on the internet. homosexual is a heat seeking missile. The only people offended by the word are the only people who should be. It's not even gay people. It's people who act like homosexuals.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still can’t tell if the people using it are just baiting or genuinely saying it, it’s just so silly

      Tell me more about how you're not insulted.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok. I’m not insulted. The word means nothing, so therefore it has no sting.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's exactly what a chud would say

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just find it funny how your response to cuck is chud, like what does that even mean lmao

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey whatever you say chud

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            What we you say, I can pretend like it hurts my feelings if you want, I just want to know it it means

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's shorthand for basement dweller.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            but they call everyone chud, including people like elon musk and henry cavill who are objectively not basement dwellers. so clearly that's not what they mean

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you sure don't sound insulted huh moron lmao

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a funny sounding word, I use it all the time even though my worldview is very chuddie.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You do realize this thread is bait and using the chud word is bait and you fell for it?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      chud

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it would be really funny if we could get people arrested for hate speech if they use the word chud.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember the decent amount of porn that was made of the character on the right.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*debunks redditism*

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HEY.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need to be smart to know nothing matters. There's nothing inherently smart about nihilism. As a matter of fact you're probably smarter if something matters to you. If nothing matters, then science doesn't matter and time travel or whatever sci fi tropes this plebbit show features flipppantly to make midwits think they're smart wouldn't exist as a concept.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, stupid people buy into comforting fantasies more easily. just because something matters to you, doesn't mean you're smart, especially if the thing that matters is pure fantasy. this is all just personal cope on your part.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stupid people buy into comforting fantasies more easily
        I'm not talking about comforting fantasies. sure, you could say on a greater cosmic scale life doesn't matter, there could be nothing or there could be something, but to even get to that point you're starting from a point of comfort that required thousands of years of progress. an animal struggling for survival doesn't ponder the meaning of existence, it fights for survival. and sure you could say that doesn't matter, but something is better than nothing. israeli nihilists make cartoons about how you're somehow smart because you can deconstruct everything to the point where nothing is better than something, yet they're making cartoons. why are they not doing nothing? it seems somehow these morons have stumbled into a performative contradiction. see there's nothing inherently smart about nihilism. the same way they say there's no atheists in foxholes, doesn't necessarily means god exists, but things can become shit enough where things start to matter, it doesn't have to be a comforting fantasy, as a matter of fact it can be very real. starvation, getting attacked with a knife, these things will deal with nihilists' arguments. and sure, things will only matter to one being, not universally, but things will matter. then at that point if your argument is nothing matters, let yourself die, which is what Dan Harmon should do.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stoner humor
    Those fricking israelites at adult swim thought they could do better than their comy anime block. Inuyasha, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, etc. Fricking queers.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile still hasn't recovered from this quote from the first episode

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The majority of people here are atheists. They just mock atheism because modern atheists tend to be liberals.
      It's all pretending and larping.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mayoroty of people here are atheist
        Speak for yourself anon. Not all of us are fendoras

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        modern atheists tend to be theists of the current societal paradigm. they don't question anything, they get upset when others do. they are pathetic little sheep that have fooled themselves into believing they are wolves.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He thinks globohomosexual isn't a religion
          lmfao

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes that's what he's saying, do you lack reading comprehension?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you now remember that episode where a terrified Rick begged God to save him
      Recovery complete.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny part is you know someone has these tattooed.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    trust fund band

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, it was the therapy episode

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is pure midwit meme. The ones who think this is was super did are on the lower end, the ones who think this lol so dummmm and edgy are in the upper end. Ultimately it's neither insightful nor cringe. It's worse: rehashed. nihilism isn't exactly the novel thing out there.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be fat fricking loser consumerist plebeian b***h with no achievements or prospects
    >believe in nothing beyond your own midwit, low-class comfort
    >"heh... nothing personnel, society. im just too SMART for you"
    reddit was a mistake

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      who are you quoting? why dont you reddit tourist virgins leave already

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        your mother you indian cuckold

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          sir, im actually from bangladesh

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad the women of color writing room is taking a brave stance against chuds

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did we get here from the Doc and Mharti short?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      making a drunk scientist capable of doing anything your main character but then letting women write him was a very not-rick move

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That trans women quote has to be fake.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if it's real since I haven't watched the show since the second season but nothing it said is controversial. What part of it is wrong? that trans women should be treated as women or that there's an ongoing trans genocide right now? Both are obviously true?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is fake, anon is a moron that wants (you)'s

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      minorities and trannies matter? I thought nothing mattered! oh my science, help me redditman, please feed me some comforting fantasies to justify my worthless troony Black person existence.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        uh, oh! chuddy seething!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know if it's real since I haven't watched the show since the second season but nothing it said is controversial. What part of it is wrong? that trans women should be treated as women or that there's an ongoing trans genocide right now? Both are obviously true?

          (you)

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There is no go-ACK!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I edited the gay tranime shit out of your image, no need to thank me.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S THE
    IT'S THE
    IT'S THE RICK DANCE

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Chans are extended Sundown towns and the Sundown towns are full of racists and when the larpagans finally scab over, all the chuddies will drown. The accumulated wholesomeness of all their low crime rates, and traditional values will foam up about their pleated trousers and all the tradwifes and polcels will look up and shout 'YWNBAW!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'Trans Rights.`

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >prove the universe is yours by watching R&M high on weed with a masturbator on the desk at all times

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uh, oh! chuddy seething!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      im just drunk and shitposting, bud

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >im just drunk and shitposting, bud

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      saved

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      saved

      i saved it as well

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      100 percent certified high carrot gem

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    door salesman commercial guy funny

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    my overwhelming knowledge makes me cause self-harm. i've been blessed with too much knowledge like hamlet or the tragedian per neitzsche (pronounced knee-cha for you americans)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pronounced neetsh

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest chud meltdown was The Bear S1E1 when Richie calls a bunch of homosexuals
    >incel qanon Cinemaphile snydercut motherfrickers
    it's been 18 months and Cinemaphile is still seething at that line lmao

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's Mr Robot S1E1 when the "heckin' depressed, anxiety-ridden loner hacker" has sex with his high bawd neighbor.
      It's been almost 9 years and Cinemaphile is still seething at the scenario lmao

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I lost interest in that show shortly after they pulled off the cyberattack. Is it worth watching the rest?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's only 4 seasons. Just watch it and don't consult Cinemaphile for how you should feel about it until you're done.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >only four seasons
            that's like two days worth of television shut-in freak

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you could tell that line was written by someone who browsers Cinemaphile tho

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Rick and Morty the most bastardized interpretation of Nietzscheism?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ATHF did Nietzsche better

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the a-team parody is called ball fonders
    xd

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nothing matters
    >so don't worry about illegal migrants invading your country
    nihilism is just propaganda to ensure globalism

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a dumb take why not just have a nice day

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*BUUUUURP*
    >we're all just atoms, morty. Pure space dust
    >so why does it matter if I have sex with atoms arranged in the shape of an adult, farm animal or baby?
    >it's science Morty, look it up

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