Remind me why Superheroes need secret identities again?

Remind me why Superheroes need secret identities again? I can understand why someone like Batman might need to keep his identity a secret but there is no real reason Superman needs to be Clark Kent.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because then Lois Lane gets targeted moreso than usual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      By who?
      She is already known as Superman's girlfriend, what worse would happen?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's why he should date Wonder Woman.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WW is for Bats

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because he wants a personal life?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because AIDS and Monkey Pox.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you still believe that meme?
      That's a lie by pharmaceutics to sell more condoms.
      And Superman would be immune like he was for malaria

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there is no real reason Superman needs to be Clark Kent.
    Have you ever read any Superman, watched any related media? He wants to live a normal life among the people of Earth. Hope this helps.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All the better to obtain a salary while being able to use superpowers to breeze past any and all professional codes of ethics that might restrict career growth.

    That comic where Clark came out as Superman and was fired for basically all the ethics violations...and then immediately rehired as Superman actually made me slam my arm so hard I hurt myself.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think everyone in Superman's universe had the IQ of a lead poisoned monkey to not know Superman and Clark were the same person.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >different posture, demeanor, voice, and in the pre-crisis canon, even a different face
      >HURRRRRRRR Y DON"T THEY NOE?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's the glasses that only make him stand out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They really should bring the facial feature change and super hypnosis back.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >They really should bring the facial feature change and super hypnosis back.
          What happens when Superman is in tv?
          Hypnosis wouldn't have effect on screen in cable tv and everyone would see

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's moronic, Clark and Superman are different enough for anyone who might see them as similar wouldn't even consider they're the same person, there's a lot of celebrity lookalikes out there, doesn't mean they're the actual celebrities.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Man, someone that looks like Superman would become an eceleb for looking like Superman.
            Like that Johnny Depp lookalike that build a job on being on birthday parties as Johnny Depp.
            No way Clark Kent wouldn't attract some fans of the sus similiarities

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Not really, most celebrities lookalikes don't do anything like that, they usually prefer to live without piggyback off someone else's fame.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe they just want to live somewhat normal lives too, ever thought about that?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >there is no real reason Superman needs to be Clark Kent
    The reason is Superman IS Clark Kent anon. He doesn't don a mask like Batman to be able to work outside the law in a quest of revenge or like Green Arrow for the thrill and the adventure; his superhero persona is born out of a sense of responsibility towards his adoptive planet. Supes doesn't want the powers, he wants to live a peaceful life but tosses it aside when the world needs Superman because he feels that's the right thing to do.
    It's the core aspect of the character, I don't know why so many people fail to grasp it.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because Superman is an act based on what Clark feels sets the best example for others to follow, the real Clark is too humble and "human" for anybody to take notice of.

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