Replace the main character of your favorite movie with Godzilla. What happens?
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Replace the main character of your favorite movie with Godzilla. What happens?
It lives up to it's name
Ha haaaaa
Godzilla finds a brief case of money from a drug deal gone wrong on the Playa while he was hunting pronghorn sheep? A tiny man throws a quarter at him before being smashed beneath his giant feet?
Call it.
Question, what happens if Godzilla is already in my favorite movie? Does it get two Godzillas?
Yes but it wont be the same version of Godzilla
Who is the main character of 2001: A Space Odyessey?
Godzilla apparently
In any case I think Godzilla will die in the cold vacuum of space.
Godzilla of Arabia
>Prince Faisal: Young men make wars, and the virtues of war are the virtues of young men. Courage and hope for the future. Then old men make the peace. And the vices of peace are the vices of old men.
>Godzilla: *SKREEEONK*
The One Ring gets to Mt. Doom way faster. On the way there, the Ringwraiths, Sauron and thousands of Orcs get blasted with nuclear fire. Whenever he smiles at Sam it looks creepy. At the end, it takes Gollum three days to gnaw through Godzillas finger before fallng into the lava.
Godzilla as a goofy LA reporter/Lakers fan investigating drug traffic at the beach. Wears a bunch of disguises and uses a bunch of fake names.
Sounds okay.
>There would be no eulogies for Godzilla...
>no photographs of his body would be sold in sundries stores...
>no people would crowd the streets in the rain to see his funeral cortege...
>no biographies would be written about him...
>no children named after him.
>No one would ever pay 25 cents to stand in the caves he grew up in.
>"Hello, God."
>The shotgun would ignite, and Ella Mae would scream...
>but Godzilla would only annihilate the surrounding 5 square miles with his atomic breath...
>the light going out of his spines...
>before he could find the right words.
>SKREEEEEEONK
Space Jam? Wouldn't be much of a contest.
Air Bud? same deal. No one could defend him.
The Lord of the Rings
>*roaring* (Subtitles: I will take the Ring to Mordor)
>smashes his way out of Rivendell in the wrong direction without a Fellowship
Godzilla retires the replicants and their Replimecha-Godzilla, but at the cost of half of Los Angeles.
Tyrell is left to wonder who the real god is.
"I am inevitable"
"I am Iron Man"
"I am GODZILLA"
>instead of snapping his fingers he fires his atomic breath
The question of the mysterious transmission is resolved quickly as warrant officer Godzilla, scouting the barren planet at his insistence over a captain fearful of denying him, crushes the derelict ship to dust and incinerates everything inside with his atomic breath. The rest of the crew of the Nostromo, particularly science officer Ash for some reason, are irked by his behavior, but not altogether surprised. The remainder of the voyage is uneventful beyond chief engineer Parker's grumblings about lost bonuses, heard even in hypersleep.
>final shot of godzillas tale implies xenozilla
Godzilla replaces Charlie Sheen in Platoon. America still loses
>It ain't me, it ain't me
>I ain't no fortunate Kong
>aquaman 2
Black Manta can't use Godzilla to free the villian because he doesn't have king atlans blood
I'm moronic I read favorite movie as most recently watched movie, aquaman 2 obviously isn't my favorite film
It's ok anon we're all friends here
>GMK Godzilla kicks a blueberrified Violet Beauregarde as though she were an abnormally large soccer ball
>entire movie is a Godzilla POV rampaging through moscow to get his gf back from russian magneto
i'd watch it but it would've worked better if it was King-Kong
>How the West Was Won
>What happens?
It's won modestly sooner
The last of the Mohican tribe adopt the young Godzilla. Later on, the last of the Mohican tribe rule all of North American in the Mohican Empire, led by their adopted brother, Godzilla, who crushes the forces of the English, the French and the Spanish, and any Native tribe in their way.
>that was not Mozart laughing, Father.
>that was God...zilla.
He just swims around in a world full of water
>finds Dry Land
>smashes everything on it
>goes back to the sea
>"I will tell you what you get, YOU GET WHAT YOU FRICKING DESERVE"
>Blows Murray and the whole studio with his atomic breath
Godzilla's Not Dead
Professor Radisson blames Godzilla for his mother's death. College brat asks the professor how he can hate something that doesn't exist. Godzilla unleashes atomic breath on the entire campus, destroying everyone but the college brat, and they ride off into the sunset together.
>Godzilla's Dinner with Andre
nothing changes
I choose to replace Godzilla from then1954 film with the version from Shin. As my take on Shin Godzilla’s creation was the same branch of science that led to the Oxygen Destroyer, it will have no effect. Eventually humanity will be ruled over by or ceaselessly murderesd by Shin’s fifth form which humanity will be powerless to prevent.
I suppose additional cool forms could develop and help out too, not sure it matters much by that point.
>Apocalypse Now
>it actually becomes an Apocalypse
What would King Kong 33 be with Godzilla? Trying to fit him as either Denham, Driscoll, or Kong himself.
Godzilla crushes Hartman and Joker then goes on to annihilate Vietnam
He wouldn't run away like a b***h, that's for sure. There may be problems with the train scenes.
>There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die.
arnie still wins, somehow