Reptile (2023)

apparently the critics hate it but i thought it was really quite good. very unsettling! what did you think?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the best movies of the year. Shitty critics were ordered to write negative reviews as the movie (correctly) ignores ESG "guidelines"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what do you mean by ESG?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but these are "recommendations" by shitty investment companies that movies feature colored/gay/troony/women characters in "positions of power", present "socially conscious" themes and other bullshit. Reptile is pure storytelling without any of that burdensome propaganda

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      since when is Netflix making movies that "ignore ESG guidelines"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rarely but that is one such case. In fact, a certain character is literally the opposite of woke expectations

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        because it's just a benicio del toro/justin timberlake vanity project, the idea didn't actually came from the belly of netflix

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like Lizards

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it. Did Judy know and who killed Eli?

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love nature films.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    so who was the reptile? timberlake's mom? i don't get it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like some sort of hamfisted metaphor for the real estate agent and the good cop being surrounded by snakes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tattoo on woman's back
      Scene with wax being removed off a hand (snake skin)

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        and the shed snake skin in the house where she was murdered

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reptiles use high tech kitchen faucets

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good catch, I missed that.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The reptiles were every single character that was leading a double life. Cops who are criminals. Prominent business men who were the same and the Benicio Del Toro character who shed his skin as a corrupt cop to become an honest man. Reptile was probably a reference to camouflage and shedding of skin

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >N
    im guessing you just have shit taste

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it barked and benicio is goated. critic-cucks didnt get it, simple as.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was just a fincher wannabe movie for moms. the detective was shit at his job.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being this filtered sounds almost indistinguishable from moronation

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        when the car got into the accident it was found full of drugs, the police couldnt look deeper on that? the heroine with the tape was right there in the car. how did that not blow the case wide open?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The answer is made clear by what a certain charactee finds out. The movie doesn't really hold out until the end to pull a deux ex-machina, it shows the culprit around 40 minutes before it ends and the final act us carefully solving the puzzle

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Does it show the culprit though? Are you implying it was the agent?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how did that not blow the case wide open?
          it did you dumb frick

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really enjoyed it. Sure, the plot was pretty simple simon but what the director did with it was pure kino. The way he made just mundane nothings very suspenseful was quite impressive. He is someone that is definitely on my radar for the future to look for

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Music video guy

    Could really go both ways tbh

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me and my friend both enjoyed it. I haven't liked a new movie in awhile. Michael Pitt should be in more movies

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the black cop partner. I'd rather see guys like that in movies instead of Boyega/Denzels kid/Michael B Jordan shoehorned in everything

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >misidentified the car
      >was partnered and taught by Herc the corrupt cop
      >chastises Tom for doing dental investigation
      >gun "stolen" by ex-boyfriend
      He was in on the scheme right?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think he was just incompetent/new

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Certainly sounds like it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he killed Eli. In Eli’s apartment in the scene with JT the man appears behind Eli and JT is like “oh you know eachother?” Well it wasn’t BTD so the only other person we saw meet Eli was the black cop.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    did the explain bruises on victim's hand? paint in a church? cop with lipstick?

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Critics hates it because it had no agenda and only one black person who was a minor incompetent character.

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