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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lol the original resident evil had better graphics than this shit

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we want the zoomer audience

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is it any fun? or is it boring

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2 first episodes: booooooooooooooring
      I'll finished it bc it is called RE and I want to be up to date in RE forums.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'll finished it bc it is called RE and I want to be up to date in RE forums.
        grim

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        half the show is teenage girl and highschool drama and the other half is workaholic mother. but i will say there is an episode that shows the writers know what makes resident evil resident evil. the 2 girls follow clues left by their father to solve puzzles to unlock a secret door to an underground lab. but it's couched between more teenage drama.

        shame then. imdb score is pretty low but you never know if it's just some gaygets giving zeros because it's not exactly like their precious games or whatever. but i guess it might be just boring show

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the plot is split up in 2, the present zombie survival segment and the past teenage girl, close to YA, drama. the former is a lot like walking dead so if you like that you might get something out of it. honestly you could just remove the resident evil references and names and it would be just that, another walking dead/YA drama show.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      half the show is teenage girl and highschool drama and the other half is workaholic mother. but i will say there is an episode that shows the writers know what makes resident evil resident evil. the 2 girls follow clues left by their father to solve puzzles to unlock a secret door to an underground lab. but it's couched between more teenage drama.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's shit. Three episodes in with no kino, all woke shit, and teen drama just for good measure.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >racCOON city
    >full of blacks
    wow why hasn't this been addressed?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the worst attempt at Resident Evil there has ever been.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Racoon City
    do americans really?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember hearing about the Coontown subreddit and thinking it was a Resident Evil subreddit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure this is located in South Africa too.
      >Umbrella
      >nuke America
      >makes the government cover it up
      >moves to Africa
      >build white homes
      >build white fences
      >lay white concrete
      >white pebbles eveywhere
      >only populated it with white people
      >only allow 7 blacks in a town of tens of thousands in Africa
      >only stock white or white/pastel clothing
      >call the city No Coon City
      >say black people only read Zootopia porn
      >refuse to elaborate
      >sells zombie virus as an anti-depressant
      >refuse to elaborate again
      >Papal States reform and go to war
      This fricking show, man. What the frick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dude I see two (2) black people!
        >this must be in africa!
        fricking Cinemaphile I swear.
        It's fricking Colorado you numbskull, I've been in neighborhoods like this. If it looks like 3rd world housing to you that's just your housing market in action.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It's fricking Colorado you numbskull
          Oh my mistake. I only watched the show and paid attention when they said South Africa.

          >If it looks like 3rd world housing to you that's just your housing market in action.
          They say it's prefabricated buildings brought in for the new town.

          Try watching the show, you fricking spastic moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >shitty little prefab dystopian houses in south africa are identical to the "houses" americans buy these days

            LOL. America has literally become a fricking third world country.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we need some extras for high school scenes
    >let's cast every young adult model in South Africa, surely that won't be distracting as frick

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    more like BILLY LAZY EYE OXY ADDICT
    HAHAHAHHAAHA get FRICKED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      haha got 'em

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this for real?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No fricking shot this is real

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Haven't seen the show. Are you taking the piss or is this really in there?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Haven't seen the show. Are you taking the piss or is this really in there?

        She mentions covid like 3 times to him over as many episodes. Other great quotes from the series include
        >Cinemaphile virgins or conspiracy theorists
        >read zootopia porn
        >rick and morty
        >nyaa (the piracy website, they pronounce nigh-arh)
        This show is the epitome of out-of-date 50 year old trying to write something modern.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >in a series about a zombie virus, they mention the huge plague by name
          >NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAAAAAN'T THIS TRIGGERS MEEEEEEE
          >in a series about big pharma being evil, talk about Qanon lunatics
          >NOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY SECRET CLUB
          >in a series about mad science for millenials and Xoomers, talk about Rick and Morty
          >NUGGET SAAAAAUUUUUCE UUUUGH I'M GONNA FRICKIN PICKLE RIIIIIIICK
          >nyaa
          This one I'll actually be annoyed about. Don't get my fricking anime shut down again you brainless Hollywood idiots.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No but this is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that actor the same Tyrell from REmake3? Cuz he looks almost identical

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How's Lance Reddick Wesker? He's the only remotely interesting thing I've seen about this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Boring. Everything in this show is boring. Lance is underutilized as frick.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Skipped.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Resident Evil: Code Verohomie

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes nothing says "resident evil" like ugly black teenage girls

    GOD fricking SJW scum needs a good fricking beating. Some hard smashing against the fricking face with a mallet or a pool stick, anything like that. In Resident Evil 8.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oy gevault! why would we allow another consumer driven product when we could simply socially engineer the goy consumer!
      remember the resident evil video games? of course you don't! you're a mulatto who only remembers the resident evil brand! movies, anime, tshirts, resident evil brand bugburgers and face tattoos!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >in resident evil 8
      You mean that game that came out over a fricking year ago, you election runoff /misc/flake?

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