>retcon 30 years of established lore
>completely disregard the fact that all female cult warriors already exist
>gaslight the fanbase into thinking female space marines always existed
>blame the fanbase when there is backlash
Why is it that every time a niche hobby gets a little popular it gets instantly ruined
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Just stop buying their shit and find a different hobby?
until that one gets ruined too?
start your own wargames and make them so offensive that not only will trannies not play it but they will actively campaign against it's existence, bringing more eyes to it
Just pick something inherently offensive to them like white nationalist nation building as your hobby
Hmm you're right there are no hobbies that dont involve consuming whatever slop is forced down your throat
Stop having a hobby that involves buying other people's ideas then? Take up woodwork.
Start gardening. homosexuals can't ruin my midnight tomatoes
This. Telling people to move on and not fight for what they care about is defeatist tripe.
So what is your means of fighting exactly? Complaining online means less then nothing and your only method is to stop giving them money, at which point your opinion means again nothing to them.
>stop giving them money, at which point your opinion means again nothing to them.
and yet they seem to be trying to get women and queers to buy their products. people who are right now not buying their products but whose opinions matter more than the current customer base.
your logic is flawed., gaylord.
So what's your plan of attack against GW anon?
deep strike terminators during a shareholder meeting.
with thunder hammers and lightning claws.
frick that i've done that with like 3 other hobbies before being infiltrated by homosexual tankies and troons
WH40k is where i hold the line
I said hobby not franchise
>hold the line
By continuing to participate and buy their shit while they continue to do more and more shit like this?
You're not holding the line, you're biting the pillow
He says while participating in a hobby with literal tankie armies like Vostroya lmao
You mean the Valhallan? uh oh better check that script mr gw!
No.
I stopped buying their shit but keep playing the game.
We already have done that many times before, they'll destroy it and then go for the next one until nothing is left intact
See
No, they will go "... until everything is left."
In case you still haven't figured it out, the only way to preserve your sanity in this time is to completely abandon every form of entertainment or hobby that you aren't 100% in control of.
>Gym
>Photography
>Woodworking
>Learning to play instruments
>Music
>Sculpting
>Writing
>Go out in nature
Every form of media you want to consume have to be "offline" as in physical DVD/Blu-rays, paperback books etc.
The sooner you accept this the more alive you will feel. The change is almost instant, within a couple of weeks you'll already starting to forget about social media, the constant rage bait articles and the downward spiral discussion that Cinemaphile is. Stop living your life like a manchild and start living like you're mea t to be and it will fix almost all of your problems.
Why are you still here?
Yes, whites should move to creation oriented hobbies instead of consumption oriented hobbies. And only creation where you control the means to create
I already do this. I mostly just lift weights these days.
he says this as he posts on a image board dedicated to discussing television shows
>image board dedicated to discussing television shows
I don't think you know where you are.
I look forward to when AI advances far enough to allow us to consoome our prompts for all sorts of entertainment. I could just play my own mass produced Dragon Quest knockoffs for the rest of my life.
Even though this is either bait copypasta or a newfren, it is 100% solid advice. The only boards I’ve used for years are Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile for years now and it has positively improved my mindset, I can only imagine how much less autistic I’d be if I left this place completely. At the very least start going for hikes or working out or something though, even if you’re hooked on gaming/internet.
I've been learning to play an instrument and tell homosexuals who want me to watch Fallout that I'm too busy practicing, which I am.
Because those are real hobbies. The other are just products.
Actual factuals.
I literally just deleted social media and stopped caring about any new media coming out, now I just enjoy existing media (of which there is plenty to enjoy, beit games, movies, books, songs, etc) and engage in creative/active hobbies like drawing, writing, working out, and getting up to fun shenanigans with my friends. Literally just detatching yourself from the wider world and just focusing on your own circle of existence is probably the healthiest thing anyone can do, the general liberal takeover of media is almost a good thing because its being turned into brainless slop anyway.
Is there even a hobby that hasn't been infiltrated yet?
Do shit on your own or with your friends instead of relying on companies to produce shit for you to consume and gossip about. You sound like a fricking woman
The wonderful thing about Warhammer is with the advent of consumer 3D printing you can stop buying their shit and continue enjoying your hobby
At some point you have to speak up or these types of people continue to encroach on everything else.
Like this anon here, he doesn't give a frick about 40k but he wants to tell you it's not that big of a deal and you should just get over it. Once they "change" it to fit "their" vision they drop it in the trash and move on to the next thing to antagonize people with. It's literal cancer.
what hobby? what hasn't been infested with commies? no, it's time to take a stand and tell these "people" to frick off.
Plastic crack for plastic lives.
There's no hope.
Trannies infect every hobby. There is no escaping them.
Can trans women even explain, in their own words, why they want to chop off their breasts? They do it and won't even transtion fully sometimes, just take the breasts off.
>I hate my breasts
>If I chop them off I'll finally be happy
>I'm still not happy
They can't, because it's a psychological fricking mess
They’re trying to erase everything attractive about themselves, due to trauma
If they destroy their sexuality, they control their sexuality, not their rapists or creepy men that give them attention. Then they get penis envy and become abusive/bitter and kill themselves.
I hate these people so much. everything about them disgusts me.
>everything about them disgusts me.
everything about them disgusts them too.
they hate themselves more than you ever will. just look at what they do to themselves.
this is the most evolved form of self harm but no one tries to stop them, they actually ENABLE their self harm.
good point
You forgot the part where you're supposed to make a public list of all the people that ruined your previous hobby and blacklist them from ever being involved with anything you buy ever again, because they will definitely try.
>retcon 30 years of established lore
They do that all the time
>completely disregard the fact that all female cult warriors already exist
And now there's another one. Makes sense, there's even precedence for it.
>gaslight the fanbase into thinking female space marines always existed
It's fictional. If they write that they always existed, then they did.
>blame the fanbase when there is backlash
Who else would you blame for backlash?
>Why is it that every time a niche hobby gets a little popular it gets instantly ruined
Because you are a crybaby homosexual that is more sensitive than the trannies that cry about white men ruining everything
>Stop complaining
No.
spbp /thread
samegay moron kys
I'm not op, but it's crazy how pathetic people crying about this are lol
how and why are they pathetic
MLK jr was white by the way
always was
new history just dropped
thing is mlk was real kek
he was
and he was white who fought for equal rights against the oppressive brown people
Umm, Sweetie? You are one of the people that is part of the problem. Like, yea. I don't know if you realize that and that's OK. But, yea.
I think I'm gonna retcon this post to mean exactly what I want while disregarding entirely the contents because it's a Cinemaphile post so it's not really non fiction, thanks for agreeing with me anon GW did go woke and I'm sorry you put a 10 inch dildo up your ass each day that must really suck
Damn, that's one hell of a narrative this "why do you care so much for fiction lol go outside or something". It has worked wonders for the last decade and nullified every once straight male-dominated hobby. Most nerds are buying it like crazy afraid of being called nerds/no-lifers, which is so ironic lol.
Kudos.
>If they write that they always existed, then they did.
Except they already wrote that they didn't. Lying about established lore with "it was always that way" when it wasn't is basically shitting on your own story, which is contemptible.
>appeal to triviality
Textbook
Why do women want to be represented as warriors so badly when they were and are a statistically rarity?
But they never try to appeal to men is the issue, it's all one way.
Is this actually women doing this or is it commies
yes
God i hate pissy disengenuous homosexual posts like this.
>They do that all the time
Not to lore as crucial to a particular races identity like this.
>And now there's another one. Makes sense, there's even precedence for it.
What precedence? The fact that there are SoBs and SoS? The lore has no precedence for female custodes. If anything, the existence of SoB/SoS means that there's literally no point for female custodes. The point of custodes is that they are an analogy for medieval knights (a male caste) protecting their king. The service is reserved for male heirs of noble houses, and it is a noble and holy service indeed, but it is balanced out with the fact that they are sending the remaining bloodline to become warriors who might not have kids and will possibly come to a quick demise, destroying the noble house. With women custodes that snippet of lore (the main thing that distinguishes custodes from astartes) gets thrown into the trash and all nuance is lost.
>It's fictional. If they write that they always existed, then they did.
Not when they write lore that proves without a doubt they can't possibly exist. To write a piece of lore that states they always existed shits on the legacy of previous writers and overrates very important lore that has stood for the last 30 years.
>Because you are a crybaby homosexual that is more sensitive than the trannies that cry about white men ruining everything
Go frick yourself. Disengenuous posters such as yourself should be hanged. It's an easily observable occurence that when series/hobbies get popular they get changed to appeal to the lowest denominator and ruined. This can be seen in tabletop and video games especially. I bet you would even defend the DnD 5e decision to remove racial bonuses/weaknesses if you could.
>God i hate pissy disengenuous homosexual posts like this.
Then stop responding to them, especially with entire blogs with of ranting
The attention is all they want.
this.
just mock them and move on. they hate not being taken seriously
Ok (blue)shill
Bunkerchan raid thread
>STOP IT STOP HAVING NEGATIVE RECEPTION STOP IT YOU MUST LIKE IT ONLY POSITIVE RECEPTION WHY CAN'T YOU JUST EMBRACE DIVERSITY NOOOOOOOOOOO
That kind of hysteria fits your crowd better lol
Almost like it's projection or something idk
Male sisters of silence when?
Space Marine are warrior-monks, the equivalent is warrior-nuns which are the Sisters of Battle.
The real thing is just the feminist idea that there should be no all-male organizations of any kind, even for fun or in fiction.
You're not wrong man. Unfortunately they're gonna pull a page from the troony playbook and be like "BUT THIS IS ALL SUPER IMPORTANT BECAUSE I SAY SO PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY DYING YOU CHUD". Just let time play its role, these loser will be back to paypigging GW in a month or two.
There are no genders only wallets.They have your money, now they want money from many more people. It's your fault for succumbing to consumerism in the first place. Many such cases.
This. Be grateful they're transferring it to gays and commies you can offload your useless junk onto instead of just scrapping it and making everything you own worthless
that's the thing, you can't unload your stuff because they don't buy anything and never had any intention of doing so
gays won't pick up 40k it's way too nerdy, and those gays aren't actual nerds. They watch Marvel movies and pretend they are into nerd shit.
They will absolutely buy "vintage" wh40k shit to put in the background of their stream to give them more authority when giving commentary on episodes of the upcoming show
Doubt it. It's going to be like Battletech all over again
And? They won’t buy codices, or keep up on actual armies and paints, it’ll will be one or two noticeable pre-painted pieces bought 2nd hand. GW makes nothing.
Ok then don't have your shit listed when the show comes out. I don't care if you miss the opportunity to offload your junk. You can pass it down to your kids instead LOL
you're trying way too hard
And that makes GW money how exactly?
Black person, what are you talking about? Are you not capable of processing the discussion?
are you?
>They have your money, now they want money from many more people
>gays won't pick up 40k
60-70% of the ""females"" that are interested in 40k are trannies.
>gamergate 2.0 is spreading to tabletops
gigabased
I still don't really know what this is. You pint little plastic soldiers and have battle with your buddies. And there's also some books?
And then after the game we all sit down and talk about how much we hate women for at least 3 hours.
It's Command & Conquer but real
And A LOT of imagination
I can see why the israelite wants to corrupt and m destroy the hobby. Cant have young white men just hanging out using their imaginations for a wholesome hobby that doesnt need drugs or women.
They go after anything that’s not feminized.
You make your own figurines or buy them, painted or unpainted so you can do it yourself, then you gather with your friends and setup a frickhuge map on a table with plastic props for the environment, then you use your figurines to represent your units while rolling dice to determine the success of your actions. WH40k is the setting.
Disingenuous rats. They used these shame tactics with gamergate too.
All popular Warhammer normie groups on Facebook delete the discussions almost instantly.
>he didnt gatekeep hard enough
If you still dont realize whats going on some 10 years after gamergate you are beyond moronic. inb4 leftist gaslighting.
>sisters of battle are too religious
>sisters of silence literally cant speak
That doesn't fit the quippy, stronk independent sinner archetype that the israelites want to peddle our women, chud.
Didn't take long for you guys to find a new videogame adaptation to cry about after that fallout one last week.
RETVRN
>look it up
>my homie has a sound argument
the rabbit hole goes deeper than that. adam was made in the image of god, but eve was made of adam - is she as direct a reflection of the lord as adam?
Adam is her God. Shit's law, can't be helped.
I want to say they're not human. They appear to operate on highly evolved instinct in combination with men having developed certain emotional cues in response to women crying, flirting, etc.
warhammer is not popular. not even a little.
Don't tell Henry Cavill that, he's bet his career on the new show
Henry isn’t stupid enough to involve astartes if they are going to make him break lore. He shouldn’t involve marines at all for a very long time. The inquisition would be a good starting point, or einhorn. All of which are easy to do with women and nogs without breaking lore.
Oh, so that means women, gays, snd trannies are going to just dive into now?
Big fans of toy soldiers are they?
were primaris and the end times not enough for you morons?
The Critical Drinker joins the fray!
>begun
it started years ago
i knew the writing was on the wall years ago when they i made some innocuous tweet in response to the announcement of those books asking how you make a 40k book with no violence. got a response from a very angry response from a new community manager saying all the lines that they now spew like "warhammer isn't for you"
truth to be told, there was a backlash too in that time. Many, included me, thought that with the shitty post of "le imperium is hate wh40k is not" but with no further action taken, that everything would be alright.
Critical Drinker is so fricking boring a 10 minute video seems like it goes on for an eternity, I couldn't even finish it.
the same guy who said Fallout wasnt woke or girl boss?
Libtard
>players are up in arms over the woke controversy of women existing
Hey, that's us!
someone has to fricking explain to me
does GW REALLY believe that they can make women and queers buy their overpriced minis by doing shit like this?
like for real?
they had a solid customer base for decades that buys all their incredibly expensive shit, and they want to push away those guys to get what? 2 troony customers more?
it's not gonna work mate.
also, there's lots of people who sell 3D printed minis now.
old rulebooks still exist.
did this thing ever work? a corporation telling the loyal customers "we're gonna change the product now and you WILL love it anyway" and it works?
Honestly I believe someone at GW did it to generate some free controversy and marketing. Had they actually really wanted to frick things up they could have done it with Space Marines rather than the Custodes who very little people care about. It could be the first step to a large move but I can't believe even GW would be moronic enough to frick up their Marine piggybank. Not that any of this matters to actual women though who from my own experience play exclusively either Tyrannids or Dark Eldar and are more likely to play AoS as the models on the whole are more appealing to them. Overall this whole thing is another case of GW softening all of the edges of Warhammer and trying to make it more appealing to all demographics and instead making it far more bland.
Custodes could be a test run.
also, women play WH? you mean REAL women, not pretend wo-men, right?
I remember when I was 15 there was a weirdo girl that used to hang out at the store and try and frick everyone for smokes, does that count?
Real women? They do, they make like 1% of the playerbase
When companies go woke, they’re already looking at a bad sales quarter/year, so rather than just say “welp looks like that’s it folks.” They go “woke” so they can blame their bad sales on evil racists, misogynists, and transphobes. Then they get some ESG money and they can continue to exist.
The reality is if you have a niche audience, that audience is steadily going to dwindle over time, if only because of people dying.
You gays are losers, lmao.
you are posting here too though
So why do you want into the fandom so badly? Just the little sisters of culture, grabbing at what your big brother has because he has it, then dropping it on the floor.
>So why do you want into the fandom so badly?
He called you homosexuals and losers for your hobby, what the frick made you think he wants any part in it?
The Sisters of Silence have always been men.
>screenshot of that australian dude
>he's in favour of pozzing Warhammer
heeeeree weeee gooooo
remember: ALWAYS gatekeep everything you love.
Frick off
You first b***h.
No mine, but appropriate: The 5 stages of grift.
1. What are you talking about? It's not happening.
2. Fine it's happening but it doesn't matter, why do you care so much?!
3. Yes it's happening (and here's why that's a good thing!)
4. It's happening with or without you. You wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of history, would you?
5. What are you talking about? It was always happening.
Yep. Unfortunately people don't care that autists need their own spaces to be able to sperg out in. Dumbing down complex lore and rules to appeal to normies means kicking out the 'tistic core. Few truly autistic fandoms still exist, like Battletech. 40K used to be relatively safe because the barrier to entry/play was hundreds of dollars and hours of painting. What changed?
It's getting a tv show. That means normalgays will be aware it exists, which is an opportunity for GW to try and pimp the franchise out to them. GW absolutely fricking HATES their own players (for some reason) and has been doing nothing but spiting them for 30+ years. If they think appealing to woke will bring in more players, you WILL see a space marine getting fricked in the ass soon.
Damn they're actually moronic. This isn't Fallout where the barrier to entry is having a console and $20. Even D&D is just a $30 Player's Handbook and finding some GM. 40K means spending $2-300 and hours of painting just to have a bare bones army. They see this every year where some kids buy a starters kit and then 80-90% of them give up on it within a few months. Do they really expect to win over a huge new audience? Or will they finally start selling pre-painted and pre-posed cheap sets? I only hope they finally crash and burn and sell the IP to the Chinese so I can finally never give another shit.
>40K means spending $2-300 and hours of painting just to have a bare bones army
No it doesn't, it means being a homosexual on the internet and deciding you think the lore is BASED with no fricking investment, 40K hasn't been THAT niche for a long time
Talking about lore online doesn't make GW any money. They're not a social media company, they don't make money from engagement. They make money selling model kits to autistic adults. If they don't sell models they go out of business.
They make more money off 13 year old morons then they do off 30 year olds; except Forgeworld, but that is different
There’s plenty of examples of people getting into WH40k through watching lore videos on YouTube and then from there getting into the actual hobby. You gotta remember it’s not an easy hobby to get into in the first place. Money, time and patience are all things you’re gonna need to have in spades.
It got popular by being ruined, else it would've stayed a niche hobby.
>Why is it that every time a niche hobby gets a little popular it gets instantly ruined
Because the people that ruin this shit don't get their heads caved in with bricks. There's a reason why ~~*they're*~~ afraid of Muslims, and it's exactly because Muslims don't put up with that shit. As soon as white Christians start making people afraid to frick with them, like Muslims, this shit will end.
You schizo, one is a major religious group with over 2 billion tenants, the other is a niche hobby for nerds painting figurines. You want WH40K fans to hold protests in the street? Or do suicide bombings everytime there's a retcon?
>do suicide bombings everytime there's a retcon?
Be a lot cooler if they did.
Is WH40k your religion?
I want to understand why people are getting their panties in a wad. Maybe there's some reasoning I haven't considered, because it sounds like old fans have an easy solution (leaving the hobby for something that doesn't upset them)
>leaving the hobby for something that doesn't upset them
I’ve been doing that a lot in recent years. To be fair I stopped giving a shit about GW years ago when they launched an internal directive to stop using Latin script on the miniatures because it was “exclusionary”, but at some point you have to draw a line or there’ll be nothing left.
Games Workshop is a woke company what did you expect. Soon the only thing that will sell is second hand non pozzed rulebooks, novels, and figs
>Games Workshop is a woke company
GW is just moronic, woke shit doesn't even factor into it, they have been making moronic decisions for like 2 decades now
So why keep buying their shit or paying attention to them?
No one over 30 does anon, their entire revenue stream has always been based around teenagers
Yeah so why is anyone getting upset? Or is it just GW employees doing this so they can put out articles claiming they are pissing off le evil republicans as some weird marketing tactic?
so why do you even care?
>Yeah so why is anyone getting upset?
Baiting engagement from autistic morons who care about the fricking Custodes of all factions, an army that didn't even have rules until like 3 years ago
>le evil republicans
GW likes le evil Republicans.
If you don't like it, don't buy it chuddie
but you will, because you are pathetic
so let's get to the inevitable conclusion and just shut the frick up okay?
What the custodes?
Some gay shit only metagaming homosexuals care about in the first case
Personal guards of the Emperor that are stationed at the Imperial palace. Soldiers taken from men of noble houses and genetically enhanced (not in the same way as the Space Marines though).
So why is op saying there are female space marines?
Because he's moronic and gay
Because black library writers are already saying it.Custodes have been made coed, Astartes are the next to follow
I just like to paint my orks and deny the holocaust but if they make female astartes I’m 100% buying a 4k printer and making my own game.
Based orkbro.
What a massive homosexual complaining about him on Cinemaphile.
i never said there were female space marines. read it again.
Well, women existing really was a major mistake.
Only thing women are good at killing is babies so unless the Imperium gets attacked by Chaos fetuses I don't see the point of it.
>controversy of women existing
the fricking sheer bad faith
Women existed in 40k since the begining, we have female only armies like Sister of Battle and Sisters of Silence, what is annoying is why the only male only armies (Custodes and Astartes) have to be changed now. Change the sisters army then
>Change the sisters army then
it'd be a better way of going back to space monks like marines used to be
Marines were only space monks in the middle; they started as fascist cops.
Nobody cares about RT just like nobody cares about Gorkamorka
>Been around since 1987
>Hasn't produced a single piece of media that isn't shit
Absolute state of 40KWAB. It will never be more than Soi Wars, for safe edgy, edge lords.
when are we getting the male Sisters of Silence then?
they always existed.
btw, why did they actually need female Custodes?
there were already:
the sisters of battle
the sisters of silence
female inquisitors
female imperial guard officers and soldiers
female assassins
female arbites
female hive gang members
female navigators
female psykers
female rogue traders
adeptus mechanicus have no gender but they could have been female before
and that's just the imperium.
so what was the need?
Test
>2 female only armies? that's ok
>2 male only armies? no that's bad. We have to change
sigh I hate double standards not women
also no women is in for this change, they don't make up 1% of the fanbase. Look at all people cheering for this and look at their pronouns and flags, very few women there
>also no women is in for this change, they don't make up 1% of the fanbase
Trannies are like 20% of the fanbase moron, build it and they will come etc.
Is there echo in the room? that's what I said, no women is pushing for this
Frick off with your transphobia
Warhammer always sucked anyway. Nothing of value lost.
>the fans are not going to support WokeHammer40Gay
>welp time to say it always sucked
Absolutely predictable LOL
You do know most people have always thought warhammer was the cringiest shit imaginable. I remember the DnD kids at schools calling them gays.
>Thinly veiled anti-white agitprop about how religion and dictatorship is bad for 40 fricking years
>Some shit side character in a faction only homosexual meta-gamers play is a woman now, dropped
Fricking LMAOing at your life
>WokeHammer40Gay
this is official now.
anyone can put this in the WH40K font?
it was never about profit or sales, it's about destroying any possible safe haven where whites congregate
They make profit doing that because of the blackrock autism.
White men specifically
Unless its at a gay bar, then israelites will allow it
True. I pass by a gaming shop every week day and the gaming tables are always white nerdy guys playing some type of 40k shit.
>Uh why do you care bro? This shit doesn't matter okay? It doesn't matter so much that we're going to force it into your hobby at any cost and write endless diatribes shitting on you and anyone who doesn't like it. So just stop caring about it okay? Fricking loser goddamn I hate you frick you piece of shit
So where are the women asking for males in Sisters of battle and Sisters of Silence? don't they fight for inclusivity and diversity?
They already have them shit for brains, crusaders
By that logic custodes already had females - sisters of silence.
You're next level moronic hey.
They did, because GW insisted on making detachments ESSENTIAL to the game so you didn't get fricking bodied by a broken monobuild. GW hasn't been good for decades, the rot has been festering for years. But suddenly I'm supposed to be shocked and offended they went full moron and threw a vagincal custodes in. As far as lore rape goes it's pretty fricking mild for GW
corporations killing grass roots soul, tell me something i dont know about it. u got hobby? be quitet about it. they gonna come for u.
But SoB and SoS exist...what am I missing? why is there a "need" for female Custodes and Astartes? they have literally their female versions already, golden throne ladies and power armor ladies
>Incels going into an apoplectic seethe over stories about their silly little star wars funko pops
lol, this is why you're incels, btw.
You said it xister!
you still won't be a woman
Women ruin everything.
Yeah, but their female models looked like fricking shit. Anyone else remember the bawds on Vects ship?
Btfos little chuddies in 1 post
>ummm ackchually the reason is economical not ideological guys let's all calm down here
Yes, why do you not believe in capitalism?
oh come on
>not a single mention in decades that custodes could be females
>every piece of lore used male pronouns to refer them.
>SoB and SoS exists, so "female models" werent as unpopular
frick this shit, Guilliman x Yvraine is canon too, there is no explicit text that indicates that they wont fugged
Yes, that's all well and good, Alan, but then you BAKED IT INTO THE LORE.
God I miss the old look of tabletop books. Between this, AD&D and Cyberpunk 2020 they really achieved unseen levels of kino not seen before or since.
Custodians and space marines are not the same thing.
They did this just because the Battle Sisters are hot, can't have that
>Battle Sisters are hot
They were at the vanguard against the problematic Custodes being a cis white male only space.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP USING PSYKER POWERS!!! YOU'LL ATTRACT THE WARP!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>Chasing mainstream acceptance GW agrees to corpo influence. Suddenly 'inflooencers' put out articles in defence of hot new celeb backed IP big money opportunity.
ok dude
Cuck fapitalism.
I give people the benefit of the doubt and assume when they say "female space marines", they mean the Adepta Sororitas
Because what else could they possibly mean?
Women exist everywhere in that setting and even in that specific faction you have an order of female exclusive warriors. People are mad because they are retconning a male only order.
I don’t care because 40k has been moronic for half a decade. Sisters of Battle have the best army aesthetic tho.
APOLOGIZE
Never. What you did to Necrons is unforgivable.
What he did to Necrons made them interesting; what he did to Chaos is unforgivable.
Surely there isn't a double standard, right? surely they will make Sororitas and Sisters of Silence mixed too, right?
Sororitas is already mixed, unless you want a neutered shit force anyway
Is it? What guys are in it other than priests and arco flags?
Based Crusaders, who are actually the best units in it both aesthetically and thematically
Sisters aren't mixed. The same way just because you can have female pilots or female astra millitarum accompanying Astartes doesn't make Astartes mixed. The male adons on Sister's armies aren't Sororitas and same for Sisters of Silence, they're female only orders
What force organization do they fall under homosexual?
So because Astartes fall under the Imperium means they're female Astartes?
Not all Ecclesiarchy are women, but all Sisters are women, double moron.
>I can have callidus assassins in my SM army that means SM are mixed!
You don't NEED callidus to not eat shit though, you desperately need veganas to make your force viable like SoB do
Men and women don't have equal relationships. An all female fighting force is fun and exotic because it doesn't functionally exist in real life. That's why Amazonian armies have been part of folklore for millenia.
>NOOOOOOOO! YOU CAN'T JUST DO THIS TO THE "LORE". I SPENT SO MUCH TIME PAINTING MY FUNKO POPS. THIS ISN'T FAIR. I'M BEING OPPRESSED!
lmaoing @ these incels
you have been posting nonstop
rent free
Funny that they can't address your argument directly. Fricking consumers man.
>Callie (Carlos) Cadorniga
mentally ill troon Hispanic talks about hobby it doesn't partake in, news at 11
GW have been wanted to do this for years, it just funny the Universe they created is one of extreme Xenophobia and intolerance. The lore change really exposes the snake. When I heard Valrak read the new lore, sounded like he was depressed. Major kill has become a Major homosexual over the years just looking for clicks.
40KWAB bros, it's over. 40KWAB has fallen. I don't want to paint, or play, with my little funko pops any more. What do I do with them?
ooohh nooooo
there is nothing anyone can do.
no other way but keep giving money to GW.
nope.
people now routinely post links to 3d printers under their tweets
oh nooooo
What are those? Missile backpacks for ants?!
It's good to see you chuds embracing diversity. There isn't one straight, white, CIS male, in that whole squad. The top row on its own would be impressive.
>Top row, from left to right
Gay, Arabic, male. - Straight, Black, Transgender, MTF - Pansexual, Asian, Female
Very cool.
Warhammer was always cringe, sorry
Old Cinemaphile that actually hated bullshit instead of crying about negative opinions while feeding from the corporate trough understood the problem perfectly over a decade ago.
>some tremendous effeminate homosexual lecturing me about how I need to accept Whatever while talking down to me and insulting the hobby he claims to care about but didn't even know existed before this
When is this stupid shit going to end?
>you need to accept us in your hobby
>I'm actually the biggest fan of all time, even bigger than you
>but this hobby is also suuuuuper nerdy and yucky xD
>also if you actually care about if you are a fricking loser
>but you need to listen to me
>because I'm a huuuuuge fan
Make your bets, when will Astartes follow? I say 2027-2028
APOLOGIZE
Him and Gamza were always right.
Normalgays utterly ruin absolutely fricking everything. Shit doesn't exist to them until it gets a tv show or movie and then suddenly they want to lecture you about what it SHOULD be.
Warhammer is for manbabies and has ridiculously stupid lore. On the one hand, the lefties shoehorning women into something so occupied by stinky fat losers makes no sense. On the other, the lore is so insanely ass-moronic that who really cares? Warhammer is really just Sonic/MLP for conservatards
What about the lore is moronic?
Everything.
Give examples or shut the frick up.
I did. Everything. That is my example. It's all moronic. All of it.
Their sweaty, socially inept, and generally asspie/autismo fanbases.
Oh so you are just a bandwagoning homosexual, got it.
What am I bandwagoning? Shitting on trash like Sharthammer? Hardly a bandwagon movement. It's a popular consensus.
>Actually the Emperor had a Waifu and she's why the Primarchs got scattered
>Actually Ollanius Pile was an immortal
>Actually it was all Erebus' fault everyone was fricking moronic
Literally everything in the last 15 years, 3rd edition was the last time it wasn't outright fricking insulting
don't forget they retconned it so that the space marines were created by a woman named Astartes and the emperor had her killed when she wouldnt hand over her research
is that shit for real? did that really happen?
it's already over then.
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Amar_Astarte
>Amar Astarte was a Terran scientist during the Unification Era instrumental in the creation of the Adeptus Astartes.
although to be fair its Black Library which everyone considers non-canon anyway. The custodes shit is more serious cause its in the codex
fokkin hell
given enough time, everything goes to shit.
From what I remember, it didn’t have anything to do with the research. I always heard that when she realized that the primarchs were gonna be used for war, she yeeted them all across the galaxy in an attempt to hide them from the big E.
Also, the primarchs were not solely her creation. Her, the emperor and a team of scientists created them together.
the difference is the motivation behind:
All those examples you posted are just bad writing. Primaris were only an excuse for easy money (big part of the fandom still hates them).
Retconning custodes to be female is just pandering in order to gain "good boy points" and try to expand the market.
It is literally exactly the same shit as Primaris shite, in fact I'd argue c**tstodes has more fricking merit than the super secret spess mehreens who are better than average spess mehreens because we want to change our model scale and not alienate long time customers
my dude, far away from the motivation, these are the facts:
>primaris
>they ,made Cawl a fricking mcguffin that can upgrade the SMs because he is a multisoul genius
>they made lore about how primaris were introduced and their interaction with some chapters
>they nerfed them, at least in lore
>finally, they try to hide them in the lore, they know they fricked up
and now... femstodes:
>lmao chud, custodes were always strong women deal with it!
Custodes are barely even a faction except for the kind of homosexuals who play them for their overpowered bullshit, SM has pedigree. It's far more offensive to just roll out what is in essence a scale swap and pretend they were a super secret project of character we've literally never fricking heard about who is apparently anally acquainted with a Primarch
>It's far more offensive
while you have a point, you must understand that the motivation behind and how they did it is the problem here.
Just like SW, every knew that its lore were moronic and if they really wanted, they could add a strong female jedi or a super hag admiral. But they just didnt, they just gaslighted the fanbase and treated them liek chuds instead of trying to build a lore to back their shit, but not because they wanted to sell more toys, but because "muh representation".
Its simmilar here, femstodes dont have any right to exist, as you posted, custodes were already unpopular, but they added because someone in the office told them "we need strong women and catholic nuns arent progressive", and worst of it, they didnt even gave a shit about explanation, just retcon.
>who really cares?
I love people that barge into threads about things they "don't care about" to tell everyone how much they don't care about it and no one else should.
Not as much as I love kicking the door in on off-topic /misc/shit threads and taking a fat dump in'em so you're left splashing around in my rancid ass slop.
look at you, bragging about your terminal moronation!
good for you bro
>On the one hand, the lefties shoehorning women into something so occupied by stinky fat losers makes no sense.
Because it's getting a tv show starring Henry Cavill, which means normalgays will start caring about it, which means it's another avenue for bullshit propaganda.
Can you give specifics on how they are similar?
can you NOT fricking fall for shit bait
just this once?
>let me tell you how much of a non lefties I am but how much you shouldn't care and embrace it
ANOTHER humiliation ritual for Cavill HAHAHAHA if he goes along with this he will lose all credibility
troony franchise
DOOOOOOOOOOD! SPACE LAZERS! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! SPACE SHIPS DOOOOOOOOOD!
BIG CHUNGUS ARMOR, HECKING EPIC, DOOOOOOOD!
THIS ISN'T YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S SCI-FI. THEY SWEAR A FRICK TON, AND KILL HARD!
KEANU REEVES MARINES, DOOOOOOD!
OH MY HECKING CHUNGUS! IS THAT LE EPIC DARTH BAD GUY? WAOWIE, FRICKEN ZOWIE! I CAN'T WAIT TO PAINT, AND PLAY WITH THAT FUNKO POP
you forgot moronicly screaming waagh and talk about how fanfic tier and totally nuts orcs are like anyone cares.
yep sometimes it do be like that
>Doesn't like cool shit
>Is an allcaps screaming manchild anyways
Locked
my hobby is safe from trannies
Yeah right.
Korean femboys are big business. You dont need to be some rich music industry twat to pimp out korean twink crossdressers on the internet. Beats having to deal with fricked up korean women too.
MY BROTHER IN CRISTH
Nobody asked.
>>>/tg/
It smells like normie there.
>of women existing.
fishy article. probably biased
why the frick do you have that shit saved on your pc??
>Uses MajorCuck as a youtuber example despite defending this shit for coomer reasons
lol
>40k
>established lore
40k lore is retconned literally every edition. Shit changes more often than it stays the same. Custodes lore in particular was basically non-existent until they started pumping out Horus Heresy books back in 5th edition. Custodes themselves didn't even have a codex until 7th edition in 2017.
>Chadmaster was right again
Imagine my shock.
>Are you gonna stop buying minis Chadmaster?
>Heck no
You guys can just not play the Imperium you know. Just play Orks or or something
None of these hambeasts actually play Warhammer. They just jerk off to the pics and wikis.
>Play Tyranids
>Find out bugs are all female except for mating drones
FOOKIN ELL
Actual headline: "Warhammer 40,000 Players are Up in Arms Over Games Workshop Trying to Gaslight Them Instead of Creatively Incorporating Female Custodes Through Storytelling"
Who cares about the custodes
When we learn that the missing primarchs are female, then you'll have reasons to riot
It's less adding female custodes and more GW straight up lying and saying there were always female custodes.
Imagine lying to the most autistic fanbase to ever exist.
>GW straight up lying
They've been doing that for 30 fricking years anon, why is c**tstodes the main focus for you? I just don't get it, this is the same company that fricked Fantasy in the arse, made Age of Shitmar 1st Edition and consistently makes shitty novels, why the frick is some c**t with Fallopian tubes the breaking point?
>why is c**tstodes the main focus for you
Because it's the latest lie yet, and one of the most glaring.
Whataboutism doesn't make a shit, Black person. The lies are the core problem.
>why the frick is some c**t with Fallopian tubes the breaking point?
Straw that broke the camel's back.
>Age of Shitmar
I didn't like Warhammer Fantasy much, but compared to Shitmar it's a fricking soulful masterpiece.
AoS was also a sign of the end of GW. it's so fricking generic and bullshitty. and the "coolest" good faction is literally fantasy space marines who are also female.
it was all there to see.
>When we learn that the missing primarchs are female, then you'll have reasons to riot
any day now. this is the next step for sure. I'm dead serious.
GW trolls everyone.
>I want the WH40K imperium to say racism is bad
how do you literally not understand the first thing about a setting tho
that's like wanting Star Trek to be about a human empire that genocides or enslaves all the aliens they meet.
This all really understandable. There's no greater fear for a Warhammer 40K fan then women.
interesting.
Stop noticing things Anon.
>This thread is allowed but a kino Avril lavigne thread gets nuked
i am annoyed anons.
You can post Avril in here my refugee breh
ok let's try this
>Yo totally femstodes skater girl like YO
I dunno does that satisfy the mental 40k fans?
I like it.
Cheers, brah.
Avril has always had good fang.
Can I make it anymore obvious.
I shouldn't have gone into the twittertroony rabbit hole, the fact that I discovered there's people shills this IP for only for clout and to grift is fricking bewildering to me that gay on OP's pic is one of them. I don't understand how they managed to do that with a fricking tabletop game.
They do it with fricking ANYTHING that isn't totally obscure. Normalgays are the kiss of death for absolutely anything they touch.
They really are. Once the normies notice something the CEO's will just annihilate the brand to get them to buy. Just completely fricking trash what it was about and shove in whatever tickles the moronic Pavlovian response that all normies have to seeing something they know and like, which is to break out their credit card.
check out this thumbnail This guy Hood Guard is pretty hyped for the fem marines and in has this to say to chuds thinking its forced diversity "A bunch of rich, mostly white men are not sitting around a board table figuring how to put more women and Black people in things. They aren’t sending Mike Brooks and ADB notes with diversity quotas they have to meet in their books. I need you to understand that. Yes they are insidious and yes they are vying for all control but it is not through a niche British war game."
zesty
>
So weird, because this post is tacit proof that is actually, literally happening.
Anyone still following meme hammer post 4th edition is moronic
It's so sleezy how leftgays try to frame this as WH40k fans being sexist incels. We never had a problem with female characters. The problem is the blatant pandering and fricking up of established lore.
I just genuinely don’t understand the reasoning. WH40k has been female inclusive for years now, there’s even several female only factions both within the imperium and beyond. Plus the imperial guard takes both men and women. Was there an actual reason we needed female custodes aside from “representation is important!”? It just seems like something the fan base is gonna look back on in the future and agree that it was stupid and unnecessary.
Because female only factions are not enough, there are to be no male only factions.
Warhammer appears is so autistically masculine, that even some men don`t really "get it" (myself included). But I don`t question what my fellow brothers enjoy.
Are you telling me that women are also forcing themselves into this now?
Don't you guys get it?
It was never gonna be good enough for there to be female factions, just like how women weren't satisfied when they had their own roles, with their own benefits and drawbacks, in society. Women, and really all these groups like gays, trannies, etc, they don't want anything in particular, they just want what YOU have. And they don't want it because they like it, oh no, they'll just change it to their whims as soon as they're able to, they want it specifically because YOU have it, and THEY don't, and that NEEDS to change. They're wired like this to their very core, they get more enjoyment out of making your thing, their thing, than they do from simply making their own thing. It makes them feel powerful to force their way into things like this, and makes them feel insecure to see other people enjoying things without them, whatever the frick these things happen to be is simply irrelevant.
People will call me a schizo but at this point I don't see how anyone could think otherwise.