Retired DDL

What does he do all day?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    jacks off

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't every "actor"strive to be like this guy? If I was an actor doing capeshit etc I'd be so fricking embarrased whilst this dude was around.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goon.

      Gangs of New York is capeshit tier.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      most dont care about art. they just want money and the adulation of the plebians. being lowborn is same no matter the age, country, or people.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you have to be the top 0.1% to make it as an actor. You have to be the top 0.1% of those to be one elite level rich. You have to be the top 0.1% of that final group to do it on dramatic work. Who else is doing that right now as an A Lister? Leo, Clooney, who else?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he's actually an idiot lol. All the shit he claims to do when he sporadically retires (e.g. learning to make shoes in Italy), or the method acting he does on set (e.g. building his cabin for the Scarlet Letter) are just people humoring him. He never got good at any of it. He isn't a capable person, he just goes about things with the blind confidence of a pampered child who was constantly coddled by his intelligent though indulgent parents. His directors and society have followed suit but without the knowing patronisation of a lenient, ageing parent with a young child. Just as the shoes and the log cabin were all in fact poorly executed and fell apart soon after construction, or like pretending to pick fights on the set of Gangs as if anyone would be the shit out of the lead actor, his performances are ridiculous misinterpretations of reality by an autist not by birth but by upbringing who doesn't know any better. Anyone buying into his roles let alone his image is even stupider tho. Tbf he has cool tattoos. Excellent taste.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        tbh I just judge him by his acting, like voice changes and shit and he's good at it. I feel like I'm watching a real person.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He never got good at any of it.
        how do you know, do you own a pair of his shoes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've always thought the phantom thread was a sort of parody of DDL. He thinks he suave and has a shit ton of taste, but when he's shown interacting with others he's a cringey, pretentious sleaze... and not in a good way. Imagine the gay shit he'd tell you about the meaning of his tattoos, speaking softly a few inches from your face as he runs his fingers down his arm tracing them, saying "these are some of the oldest symbols known to man. This one was discovered in a cave on Easter Island that's flooded for 11 months of the year by the tides, this is one from the caves at Liseaux which really mist be observed by the firelight, the flickering of which seems to bring the images to life... have you been? An actor's art is just as primal. I lived as a primitive for years in the wilds of New England hill country as a trapper, a mercenary, a guide..." until you realise he's talking his 6 months shooting Last of the Mohicans. He dresses exactly like a 19-year-old.model from Ssense. He's ridiculous. I'd rather hang out with a queer perfume salesman who works on commission and has a coke habit, were I looking for someone more authentic and less unctuous.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >le wannabe blue collar look
          grim

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because he's actually an idiot lol. All the shit he claims to do when he sporadically retires (e.g. learning to make shoes in Italy), or the method acting he does on set (e.g. building his cabin for the Scarlet Letter) are just people humoring him. He never got good at any of it. He isn't a capable person, he just goes about things with the blind confidence of a pampered child who was constantly coddled by his intelligent though indulgent parents. His directors and society have followed suit but without the knowing patronisation of a lenient, ageing parent with a young child. Just as the shoes and the log cabin were all in fact poorly executed and fell apart soon after construction, or like pretending to pick fights on the set of Gangs as if anyone would be the shit out of the lead actor, his performances are ridiculous misinterpretations of reality by an autist not by birth but by upbringing who doesn't know any better. Anyone buying into his roles let alone his image is even stupider tho. Tbf he has cool tattoos. Excellent taste.

          good poasts

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Funniest thing I have read in weeks. I would read your work.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He never got good at any of it.

        how do you know that?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Morrissey?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've always thought the phantom thread was a sort of parody of DDL. He thinks he suave and has a shit ton of taste, but when he's shown interacting with others he's a cringey, pretentious sleaze... and not in a good way. Imagine the gay shit he'd tell you about the meaning of his tattoos, speaking softly a few inches from your face as he runs his fingers down his arm tracing them, saying "these are some of the oldest symbols known to man. This one was discovered in a cave on Easter Island that's flooded for 11 months of the year by the tides, this is one from the caves at Liseaux which really mist be observed by the firelight, the flickering of which seems to bring the images to life... have you been? An actor's art is just as primal. I lived as a primitive for years in the wilds of New England hill country as a trapper, a mercenary, a guide..." until you realise he's talking his 6 months shooting Last of the Mohicans. He dresses exactly like a 19-year-old.model from Ssense. He's ridiculous. I'd rather hang out with a queer perfume salesman who works on commission and has a coke habit, were I looking for someone more authentic and less unctuous.

        you don't know shit about frick

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is that you, Julia?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've always thought the phantom thread was a sort of parody of DDL. He thinks he suave and has a shit ton of taste, but when he's shown interacting with others he's a cringey, pretentious sleaze... and not in a good way. Imagine the gay shit he'd tell you about the meaning of his tattoos, speaking softly a few inches from your face as he runs his fingers down his arm tracing them, saying "these are some of the oldest symbols known to man. This one was discovered in a cave on Easter Island that's flooded for 11 months of the year by the tides, this is one from the caves at Liseaux which really mist be observed by the firelight, the flickering of which seems to bring the images to life... have you been? An actor's art is just as primal. I lived as a primitive for years in the wilds of New England hill country as a trapper, a mercenary, a guide..." until you realise he's talking his 6 months shooting Last of the Mohicans. He dresses exactly like a 19-year-old.model from Ssense. He's ridiculous. I'd rather hang out with a queer perfume salesman who works on commission and has a coke habit, were I looking for someone more authentic and less unctuous.

        Great writing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because mansions in Hollywood cost money
      So you have to do capeshit in order to pay for them

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe, don't get a house in Hollywood. You only shoot for like 30 days, then you can frick off to Iowa or something for the next 330 days.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There Will Be Blood was literally based off a Marvel comic book and credits Stan Lee and Jack Kirby at the end. It’s capeshit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's about the quality of the movie. Joker is good, Madame Web isn't.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He makes kitchen cabinets

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      living the dream (unironically)

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    shitposts on theater forums, probably

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He emailed me a while back, saying he was going to shadow me for awhile during preproduction for my memoir being made.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ayo fr he got drip tho

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thumbnail looks like he's wearing a durag lol

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dreams up kino

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Billy Bob Thorton

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    These so-called method actors always seem to play weirdos and buttholes but never friendly characters with a good sense of humor. Curious.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daniel Day Kino

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is just an incredibly smart business man.

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