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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't couldn't they just draw a normal dragon? Why did all of their tolkien stuff have to be weird?
    The similarity between both films and ralph bakshi's wizards is uncanny. How do you go from making family friendly stuff to paralleling one of the lewdest contemporary animators there was?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fantasy designs hadn't been standardized yet when the movie was made. There was no definitive look for an orc or a dragon or anything else, although it was starting to trend that way as IPs like Dungeons and Dragons began to maintain consistent designs for their creatures across multiple forms of media in order to facilitate brand recognition.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked it. The '77 version of The Hobbit is wildly unique visually, and I figure that's why it's so memorable. Jackson's Smaug could be any dragon. His elves and goblins could have been picked out of any fantasy media. But Rankin-Bass just fricked around, and found something that can't be forgotten.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why everything is so generic these days. you guys b***h if anyone tries something new. cat dragon is a pretty novel concept that has never been done.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cat dragon is a pretty novel concept that has never been done.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think he was joking and making reference towards How to Train Your Dragon where the dragon's are practically just cats.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpwp

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I loved the hobbit animated film as a kid. I started reading just to read that book after seeing it. I liked Smaug's cat like appearance. Gollum was nightmare fuel. The weird orcs and ugly wood elves were also great. The ugly wood elves reminded me of other old animated shows with semi evil "wood sprite" creatures and i think thsts intentional. They were made to stand out as "lesser" and different than elrond and the other "greater" and more sophisticated elves of rivendell. Their ugliness helped signal danger to kid viewers. Ugliness used to almost signal evil in older media. It makes sense in context of other media around at the time. It also came out long before the huge waves of increases in fantasy content during the 1980s and then 2000s

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You may not like it but this what peak Smaug looks like

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      in the animated version he shows his tummy and talks about the israeliteels that are stucked in it
      bilbo is impressed

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That movie was really good and the story of the dwarves and the dragon was really disserviced by interracial elf shit. Smaug was a really intriguing character and the fact him and bilbo just have a conversation is hilarious. The archetypes and interplay are well done

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Smaug would never talk to a white man.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The worse part of the hobbit films for me was the horrible bald caps/hair pieces on the dwarfs. None of them looked right at all. None of them came close to Gimli's performance in the LotR. Their thorin oakenshield actor was horrible and bilbo wasnt even trying by the end of production.

        But seriously. Those horrible bald caps.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HISTORICALLY ACCURATE DRAGONS

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn never be strong, Strong, STRONG!

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Well, thief! I smell you! I feel your air. I hear your breath. Come along! Help yourself; there is plenty aaaaaaaaaaaand despair (to spare)!".

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what did they mean by his vision cones?
      I remember dragons having that sort of power, but can not remember what it was.
      I know you had to /roll to pass the check though.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Visual representation of nightvision.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          didn't they have some sort of charisma check?
          like normies would go under a spell and just walk out and say "hi"
          pretty sure smodge was impressed by that

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you make riddles?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love this smaug. he has an actual man voice.

    frick the overacted pumpernickle cummerbund one.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am the shit poster
    I am he who spams BBC

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where there's a whip, there's a way!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      when I think Ralph Bakshi's LOTR my first thought it always of this total banger

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's Bearer of the Ring.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am strong
    Strong
    STROOONG!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically one of my favorite lines from any movie ever.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm watching this movie right now

    Are you guys watching me or something?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make sure you've got the fixed audio version. Dvd release is fricked up.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      OMG you're literally me

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been re-watching this version for my entire life. I love it. This scene is one of my all time favorite movie scenes. It's just so memorable.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smaug sounds legit bored and even chill at first

    He's like "just take some treasure little guy, there's plenty or whatever"

    Then when he hears about the Lake-men he gets mad

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got woken up from his multi-decade nap by some weird little talking thing. Probably thought it was mildly amusing the dwarves convinced him to go in for them. But then Bilbo started naming names and Smaug wanted to know were Bilbo's gramma's house was at.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a cool looking dragon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The dwarves are not even as big as the nail tips of the dragon
        >they build stairs that are so huge only the dragon could walk up them
        is this some manlet power trip

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          you wouldn't understand, elf

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true the Dwarves were influenced by israeli people?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their language shares characteristics with that or Hebrew.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He should shave.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry you could not catch me! But an expert burglar requires expert catching! Ha ha!

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bass Rakin were kino but I wish Dan Bleuth animated it instead.

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