rewatching GoT and jesus fricking christ this c**t is absolutely unbearable, what were they thinking?
rewatching GoT and jesus fricking christ this cunt is absolutely unbearable, what were they thinking?
rewatching GoT and jesus fricking christ this c**t is absolutely unbearable, what were they thinking?
I've known women who sound/act exactly like this though so it's not unrealistic.
Is this the twat who said "War is LE DUMB" and made what's his face spill his spaghetti?
God that was awful.
she's supposed to suck
That whole fricking show is unbearable after the first few seasons.
>not liking holddehdoor
>she turns out to be a worthless c**t in the end, literally and figuratively
Looking back at this storyline... it was actually pretty based.
She’s a Middle Ages hoodrat. Have you never dated a broke Latina or black or trailer trash b***h? They’re borderline low IQ c**ts that basically operate on impulse and emotion only.
she got what she deserved in the end
Not really, that scene showed nothing. She got a very easy sendoff, unlike that stark wife who got preggo stabbed.
>she got what she deserved in the end
No she didn't, in the show, they made it to where she grabbed a knife to make Tyrion look more justified in killing her. In the books, she's begging for mercy as Tyrion strangles her to death, despite probably having not choice of sleeping with his powerful father, the Hand.
Literally did porn.
Like L O S T, the show is significantly different if you watched it airing new.
What did you mean by this ESLbro
I understood him, ETLbro.
me too, EFL bro
He means he's a pleb who hadn't read the books before he watched the show when it was airing.
genuinely horribly written charachter, i was actually shocked by how bad it was it could not be more fricking obvious that tyrion wanted to leave for her own safety, he talks about it with her a hundred times, but when the time comes and he pressures her to leave, we are supposed to believe that she it absolutely clueless as to the reason and gets so pissed off about it she testifies against him and tries to have him killed? fricking moronic
Women care more about how something makes them feel than what the reasons for that something were. If you ever date/marry one long-term, you're gonna figure that one out pretty quick.
you missed the point.
She wanted money. She didn't give a frick about him. Tyrion leaving her meant no more money.
You're mixing her up with the books' Shae, a sixteen-year-old turbobawd only in it for the money. The show went for a more conventional romance plot with the show's Shae, who literally begged Tyrion to run away with her multiple times.
Women's hearts are a trap. Don't be a fool.
I think what happened is the two israelites wanted to make her more complex than the books were, but then wrote themselves into a corner and couldn't figure out how by the time the trial came around. The trial was the point when the whole show fell off a cliff and kept falling too
>genuinely horribly written charachter,
They are simply terrible at writing characters.
>bbbbb-buut tehy are good at adapting
Part of adapting is creating original characters to fill.
https://txxx.com/videos/1558183/sibel-kekilli-turkish-pornstar2/?promo=10376
turkish-germon prostitute couldn't act her way out of a paperbag but she sure was hawt in her "old career".
the producers of GoT cast her because of her role in Head On(2004) which is probably the best germon movie of this century, but without basically playing herself she can't hide
>the producers
You mean GRRM right? She blew him so she got the part. There's photos of them together everywhere.
probably
wasn't she german porn?
Kekilli blew Martin. Esmé Bianco blew Benioff for the part
Benioff got the better deal
>Esmé Bianco
god damn that b***h has some rude breasts
Reminder during the scene where Sansa and her are looking at the boat leaving Kings Landing she was unable to understand the boat was CGI and that she was suppose to pretend there was a boat and in the scene she's just blankly staring off camera while Sansa's actress is actually crying
I hope it was real
post a scene I don't even know how to look for that
Probably this at 2 min
>you'll never crossbow a semi-hot not drugged up prostitute with no repercussions
why the FRICK do I even live
makes you wonder why varys didn't just stab littlefinger with a poison dagger
Did that interview ever actually exist or was it a meme all along?
What a fricking moron.
sansa was so beautiful.
>date cropped from screenshot
>anons reposting shitpost as evidence for god knows how long
Why would Shae care that the ship was leaving? Sansa is the only one who would be sad in that instance.
How are people actually falling for shit like this? Why would Shae need to act in any other way than with a blank stare in that scene? She doesn't give a shit about Littlefinger leaving.
She is furious about Tyrion marrying someone else, established shortly after. Sansa isn’t just crying because Loras is leaving, it’s because she has to marry Tyrion.
this board is dumb as shit.
I didn’t care because she was hot as frick
she was mid
Why didn’t they get a hot girl?
She's literally just GRRMs prostitute
she's meant to be a shitty side character with very little screen time. things changed when she sat on the fat pink mast
i don't like that they changed Tyrion's murder of Shae in the novels.
Shae is only marginally worse thann Dany. What's weird to me is that Shae is a prostitute who was raped as a baby and Dany was literally homeles for some of her kid years according to fat man GRRM himself but they both act bratty and entitled. What was the fat man thinking? Does he not realize poor as frick women should be less entitled than a rich b***h?
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>Shae is only marginally worse thann Dany. What's weird to me is that Shae is a prostitute who was raped as a baby and Dany was literally homeles for some of her kid years according to fat man GRRM himself but they both act bratty and entitled. What was the fat man thinking? Does he not realize poor as frick women should be less entitled than a rich b***h?
bro have u met any women irl? ever? some of those poor ass ghetto b***hes can somehow be MORE entitled than actual pampered princesses. women arent humbled by poverty the way men are. they still feel entitled. especially if anyone has ever told them they are pretty.
I have, and I sort of found the poorer girls to be more humble. Besides, its not like GRRM humbled most of his men by poverty. Case in point Dany's brother who is an even bigger brat than she is
Elvish girls should look like this and not the rat from ROPe
I wish there were artists like Maxwell who drew GoT illustrations
This is why Americans shouldn't be allowed to have opinions on anything even remotely based on European history. The characterization of ex-nobility who have lost their lands and titles but still behave with pride and arrogance as if they still possessed their old power is so common that only someone who is hopelessly ignorant of history could consider it unrealistic. And this is the case for people who are many generations removed from power, whereas Dany and her brother are literally the children of a king, whose family was in power for centuries. They are fully entitled to act entitled because they literally are.
And as
said, if you think Shae's character is unrealistic then you need to go outside and meet some women.
I am European and I actually worked with a guy from the aristocracy once.
Real life hit him in the face and he was actually pretty humble and shy if sheltered
And how exactly do you imagine that your personal anecdote of meeting one singular person who was a distant cousin of a distant cousin of a once great house is in any way a counter point to the dozens if not hundreds of historical examples of people who took it less humbly? Do you think that getting a nice corporate job was an option for disgraced or defeated nobility in the year 1300?
people ha e forgotten what nobility is.
>Does he not realize poor as frick women should be less entitled than a rich b***h?
The moment a poor woman becomes rich she gets 10x more bratty and entitled that a rich b***h that was always rich.
They go insane the moment that have any wealth and become obsessed psychopaths.
Kudos to her. Not many pornstars manage to leverage their pussy into a role in an actual hit show.
She was a pornstar?
you can see her butthole take a dick in seconds if you were so inclined
Yes, with many anal scene however she managed to become a regular actress in Germany then used her pussy to get the Game of Thrones gig. Considering how many pornstars make appearances on Game of Thrones I'm guessing a few of them threw their pussies at the producers.
She did very few porn scenes. I'm not white knighting, but she wasn't a star.
you think she gave his fat pink mast a cheeky gobble or two
Do you think GRRM gave her his wrrm?
>a dance of fat and furburger
He wanted the bad poosey
>GoT gets completely forgotten about because it's final few seasons were some of the worst shit to ever grace Television
>Winds of Winter is never gonna come out
>George said that if he can't finish the books that the TV series ending is the canon one
At least we have House of the Dragon, H-Haha...
>Sad Incel starts simping for the cute weird girl who is mildly clever towards him and he accidentally makes himself too vulnerable so now he's emotionally invested in her despite her doing nothing earn these feelings
Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme
you can't get mad at her for whoring her way into a tv show role in which she plays a prostitute. It's actually fitting.
For me it's how GRRM eventually started banging the porn star cast as a teenage prostitute character he wrote years beforehand.
That's like hold-the-door level shit.
That actress actually did porn. She's a German of Turkish decent. Sucks a pretty good dick, too.
She isn't "a German" at all you tard
>thinking
This show is based on the works of George moron moron Martin. I promise you there was no thought involved at any point.
How many pornstars manage to go legit?
.01%.
can someone remind me? did they try to justify her 'betrayal' of Tyrion at the end?
She was propositioned by a more powerful man
The whole show is unbearable. How the frick can you guys even watch this slop
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Season 1 is really good.
Them changing her to be more kind actually just made things more brutal and nonsensical in the end.
Originally she was a vapid prostitute who Tyrion knew he was being irresponsible and delusional with but they worked with each other because Tyrion wanted the bad pussy and Shae liked the money/power.
This made her fricking Tywin make sense and be a little shocking but still believable.
Very funny seeing leddit seethe and try to defend Shae. They all say Tyrion is evil (arguable, but sure) one of the reasons for which is killing her. They say he fell in love with her which is why he killed her etc. Uhh maybe he killed her because she betrayed him and effectively ensured he'd be executed? And on top of that got dicked by his dad after? Lmao
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>rewatch GOT
>Robb's storyline was changed from being in a super depressed state of despair after the deaths of his two brothers in Winterfell leading to him to have sex with Jeyne Westerling, getting her pregnant and due to his relationship with his half-brother Jon, he his honor bound to marry her in order to not have a bastard. Instead we get "spicy love" story.
>They removed Jaime revealing to Tyrion about how Tywin forced him to lie to him about Tysha and that she loved him and wasn't a prostitute and had her gang raped, removing the main reason for him killing Tywin
>all these brothel scenes that add nothing to the plot
And that's all just before season 5
>season 5 onwards
>Stannis, commander of the year long seige of Storm's End, defeater of the Iron Fleet during the Greyjoy's Rebellion, victor of the Battle of the Castle Black, burns his daughter because *checks notes* "20 good men" and some snow, despite being next to the Long Lake that can be fished.
>Lannister's and Boltons magically replenish and get new men and armor out of nowhere.
>Dany not immediately steam rolling Westeros the second her dragons matured
>the entire Dorne plotline, it's all just so horrible I don't even know where to start, even the show had to cut dorne season 6 onwards
>Euron changed from a dark magic avatar of the others into comic relief
>taking Stannis' storyline and giving it to Jon, despite it not making any sense (battle of the bastards)
>and tons of other stupid shit
>>the entire Dorne plotline, it's all just so horrible I don't even know where to start, even the show had to cut dorne season 6 onwards
"Dicking around in Dorne" for me is the most egregious. Like you know that fan favourite character everyone liked last season played by Pedro Pascal? Well his family are having internal squabbles as a fallout to that, you know good old intrigue like what built the show in the first place! Can't wait to see it!
Oh no, the writers got scared about introducing new people into the mix so instead we need Jamie and Bronn on a buddy adventure to ease us into the situation, the exact opposite of actual political realism the show was built on, putting his life in danger when he can barely fight.
Then we get the Sand Snakes and bad poossy who were all done the most dirty and the whole plotline was reduced to "Yes we will kill a bunch of our family because frick the Lannisters lol" when the whole revenge plot started because of members of their family dying but then they just take over like it is nothing.
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that one showed breasts
I'm about 3/4 of the way thought A Game of Thrones audio book based on the first season and holy frick it's kino. The first season is 95-99% accurate to the books, yet why did they decide to go further and further off the books?
>audio book
>based on the first season
....What?
https://www.audible.com/series/A-Song-of-Ice-and-Fire-Audiobooks/B006K1QER6
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Game_of_Thrones
The first book in the series is called A Game of Thrones. Season 1 is an adaptation of this
Yes, correct. Anon said it the other way around: the audiobook is an adaptation ("based on") the first season. WHAT?
Tywin would NEVER frick his dwarf son's sloppy seconds prostitute. No way. That was such a moronic moment.
>what were they thinking?
She was banging the fat guy for the role.
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