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Imagine the smell
>fat chink just ignoring her
She would just ignore him if he spontaneously combusted or got hit by a car. Why should he help?
>Women don't owe men anything chud, we are strong and independent you virgin!
>Aiieeeee please help me, all men should be willing to die for me!!!
Not my problem.
But thats based.
If he was white he would be simping and throwing money at her.
This might be the most 21st Century thing I've seen all year.
I bet it smells like gum disease. They always have that rotten tooth smell when they breath near you
gotta love those moron simps giving her instructions, thinking she's reading chat during that moment
Screaming/shouting is the right choice here. I’m kinda baffled that she didn’t since girls scream all the time at the slightest tiny things.
where does she dispose of her tampons?
bro, this character is so poorly written that we can only assume she free bleeds all over the rags she wears
she lives in the desert in a rusty old robot for decades without a bathroom
does she trade scavenged parts for bathroom tokens and showers? that’s what we have to assume
No, she just shits where she stands and forces away the evidence.
Imagine being a jawa walking along and all of a sudden a log of shit whizzes by and some splatters on you.
>utini!
My cousin is an outdoors kinda girl and so her family and mine go camping all the time. One time she was telling us how lucky women are to have modern conveniences such as tampons, birth control, and running water. Having also been in the army she's seen women vs men in rough camping conditions. That's when she realized why women aren't sent to the front lines. She was a medic and all the time she'd see girls with twisted ankles or fricked up backs because they couldn't carry the weight of their packs or they literally got sand in their veganas and got infections because there's no real good place to wash your vegana out. Or girls would get their periods and unfortunately some women get really baaad periods that they have no control over, especially out in the field. So those girls would be out of commission until it passed. These are real life problems that feminists don't want to think are about. What I'm getting at is Rey would've needed a way to clean out her vegana or she would've most likely gotten an infection and died without a bathroom or cleaning area.
portions guy cleaned her out regularly with his tongue
Tl;dr
>star wars, 2024
She probably doesn't have an actual period cycle. She wasn't being fed well and was doing a lot of physical labor constantly and probably had a very high stress level. Women are way more sensitive to that shit than they let people know.
>does she trade scavenged parts for bathroom tokens and showers?
>This is worth...one PUBLIC shower
i dont want to invoke the shitty forced crust meme but...
I think the period question is even more ludicrous than the shit question.
Yea it’s undignified and stupid to realize Rey is just digging a hole like an animal and blasting ass all over her yard, but her period? It’s gonna be season of the slop with nothing but sandy rags preventing it all from running down her legs and staining her whole shack.
How do IRL desert dwelling women handle it?
anyone?
Extra padding. So where I was they were not Muslims so those women might be different but the women I was with would be up for sex while on their period and I remember peeling back multiple layers of cloth to get at their pussies. I'm almost 80 so things in that region could have changed significantly in 60 years.
They get pregnant
Tampons? This b***h has one pair of clothes and her entire existence revolves around hopefully finding enough valuable garbage to trade for scraps of food.
Why doesn’t she just hunt for food instead of doing whatever she’s doing? Just kill 1 bantha a year, that would definitely last her.
she uses her gamer diaper
wut
I think it would be kinda misogynistic to suggest Rey can't shit in the sand like any desert dweller.
So there’s decades of shit surrounding her house like landmines?
So she digs a shithole, shits in it and buries it, what if she digs up her old shit? Must happen all the time unless she’s going miles away whenever she needs to shit
Shit breaks down after a few months
So how come her land isn’t fertile soil at this point?
And how is she so healthy when the only thing to eat is Soilent Green “food” wafers she gets from some horrible ballsack monster in town?
Because women don't really poo
>So how come her land isn’t fertile soil at this point?
I guess the wind brings most of it away in case it's light-wighted, and in case it weights more than the sand, there's too many layers of sands to allow soil to emerge in the open
Or the most likely, earth ecology-like explanation: there are a bunch of insects and microbes who eat up her shit in order to have some nutriments to survive
>So how come her land isn’t fertile soil at this point?
Not enough rain
Nothing grows in sand ya poor.
Shit doesn’t become sand it becomes dirt.
It's just not viable, not a desert planet with sand blowing everywhere. Anyway, reys not a botanist she's a scavenger.
There’s no reason why Rey wouldn’t have a garden or hunt for game. Her entire character makes so sense. Like, the way she’s written she’s a literal schizo moron.
>drawing in booklet an arrow marked as “washroom” pointing to a random area is not viable because sand scavenger lmao
>let's all shit in the same pile and save Jakku!
Human poop isn’t good fertilizer.
>Anon learns what composting is
squirrels come carry them away obviously
They dry in seconds sand is sterile and clean
So you’re saying she just rubs her raw butthole in the sand until it scrapes the shit away?
Yeah it's even better than a bidet
Wouldn’t it just push the shit around and cover your ass cheeks with sandy shit smears like stepping in dogshit but on your ass? Not to mention sandy vegana, isn’t that a thing?
she shits outside in the sand and doesn't wash
that’s what we’re forced to assume but how does she not get sick? if I skip a couple of showers my ass gets red raw and inflamed, how is she shitting out here in the dry sand without her butthole cracking like a chapped lip?
she cleans her asshoole with the force
really? she used the force before the first movie? I didn’t even see any of the other “movies” but I don’t remember her doing force stuff when she was in her rusty hovel with no where to shit
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural
How would you even clean your ass with the force?
>take a shit
>that mystical Yoda force music starts playing
>all your ass hairs start waving like tentacles or cilia and clots of shit are pulled away from your splayed asscheeks and fly away
And do you have to splay your ass cheeks with your hands when you do this or can you use the force to make your ass cheeks open themselves up while you scroll on your phone?
OR option 2:
>forgo bowel movements and use the force to pull every particle of shit out of your ass without any residue or smears in a firm loaf and send it flying away from you
which one of these does Rey do? canonically
it's force push, duh
Reach with the force to grab the turd inside you and isolate it from your intestine walls, concentrate extra hard and spread your anus and pull the turd without touching your skin and toss it at the droid in front of you
Ah so use the force to manipulate the walls of your ass so the shit doesn’t make contact with your sphincter at all. That could work.
Only thing is the ass is self-cleaning than (on the inside). Pushing out a gigantic dump actually cleanses your intestines, so you’d definitely get sepsis or something if you were force gaping yourself to take dumps and not have to wipe
Her shit just bypasses her butthole.
>OI’VE BOIPUSSED MOI SPHINCTAH!
Underrated
Nah she cleans her butthole with the three shells method, desert-dwelling style (ie pebbles found in the sand)
she's more physically fit and has better digestion than you. Her poop comes out though her firm buttocks like a perfect rope every time, no need to wipe. She's like Charlton Heston who famously never used toilet paper - just stopped, dropped and rolled.
>but how does she not get sick?
The writers wrote her as a strong woman thats how, duh.
>I skip a couple of showers my ass gets red raw and inflamed
This isn't healthy. You are probably a fat frick. Also, stop skipping showers.
bro have you never seen TOS she just hangs all her clothes outside during a sandstorm for cleaning
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>reacts angrily when she sees a Teedo near her home
>Knows of these smelly little bean munchers aren't chased away, she'll soon have problems
Jesus Christ Rey, they're just looking for work! They're dreamers, asylum seekers!
Humans don't poop in the future
>future
Time is a flat circle
>star wars canonically takes place in our own universe
How long until they make a show or flick where some random star wars ship jumps into a wormhole and comes out near modern day earth?
muh star shit
I streamed a bootleg of this movie and only sort of half paid attention because it was so derivative, but this might have been an interesting if it had any relevance to the plot or was otherwise used in an interesting manner.
It is symbolic of the series, I suppose. Rey is a maggot infesting the corpse of George's beautiful visions. They must have known what they were doing.
>water bottles hidden
>"hm, I wonder how she can survive in the desert for so long."
So she defacates in her water bottles? wtf are you trying to say? where does she shit? where does she bathe?
point is the character is ill conceived from the jump
powerful
20-something wojakku
I sit at my computer dreaming that tomorrow will be the day that I escape Cinemaphile
I too sit on my ass everyday and dream that tomorrow will be better
KEK
>she literally lives in a fricking sand litter box
>where does she poop xD
#1 Yoda is an alien creature not a human girl so it’s way more conceivable to imagine Yoda shitting outside or maybe he shits like bird shit, he’s an alien who knows, and #2 at least the offer an explanation of what he does, he literally just shits on the ground then saves the stool to dry out and be used as kindling
WTF does Rey do with all her shit and how does she bathe?
breaking news from KK's throneroom at Lucasfilm:
Rey is not a human, she's a transhuman! All Palpatines are! They don't shit, don't sweat, have self-cleaning enzymes on their skin, have no reproductive organs or genitals, hence don't ever have sex and only platonic relationships.
>Yoda's house is full of snakes
Good thing Windu was dead.
are we supposed to believe that yoda built that? he laid those tiles and everything
DIY isn't impossible
Looks comfy except for the snakes.
>nothing blocking the numerous space swamp snakes coming inside
How many times did Yoda wake up mid-vore?
are you saying snakes were slithering up his ass? I don’t speak reddit
e.u newbie here, but when did Yoda kill that dark Jedi on Dagobah? or did Luke ever find out about the transponder thing he found in Yoda's home during the Thrawn Trilogy.
>Coolth dispersed into room below
I haven't seen that word used in a long time...
>couch doubles as a bed
he's just like me
kinda upset we never got to see his meat dungeon.
not only that but my sense of scale was way fricking off. I assumed it was the size of like a normal chateau but this shit is bigger than any structure we have on earth
>refresher station
Is that space word for bathroom?
yes
>obi-wan was getting trashed on pulque
holy based
>Obiwan has no bed, just crashes on the couch
>gets wasted on desert moonshine every night
based...
What?
Whats the lore on obi wan's atlantis artifacts of prehistory?
I like the filename
>Water-filled cisten adjusts PH levels
Oh, that's just ancient superstition
>tfw no skyhopper kino
why did they lock it behind the trash that is obi-wan series
This palace is nothing like I expected it. Bunch of rooms we never see and the throne room is in the basement...
I mean we see characters walking down a flight of stairs to enter Jabba's throne room, it was always meant to be like a dark dank basement nightclub or hookah bar. That said making it literally 4 or 5 stories underground is never something I expected from the films lol
>Capo de tutti capo, Jabba
how did they know what Italian was in a galaxy far far away?
>jizz wailers
>Rappertunie tickles the Growdi water organ
BB-8 ACTIVATE TOILET MODE
was bb8 hers I thought it was Boyega’s
legit wondering how she never got raped and/or sold into the slave trade lol
we see her fricking up 10 men easily and emasculating Finn in the first few minutes of the movie
It’s incredible how much time men have sunk into this one picture , and it’s further fantasy analyzations . The israelites won
Where do you think we are?
Maybe if the israelites wrote an actual movie instead of farming for flop bailouts we’d be making threads about cool moments and whatever in the films rather than where the poorly written characters shit
Rey should have been a nudist
why? the entire planet is one giant kitty litter.
>why? the entire planet is one giant kitty litter.
yup thats exactly how females treat our world.
Surely someone would have come to properly loot and potentially recommission an AT AT at some point?
lmao, she hasn't even sold off the armaments
If she’s such a skilled mechanic, fighter, scavenger, whatever, why the frick can’t she just get a job and leave? It took Luke and Obiwan 2 minutes to hitch a ride. She has literally nothing just fricking leave. She kills people constantly all the time why doesn’t she just steal their ship? Either way she could get a job as a mechanic on someone’s crew easily but just…. doesn’t for some reason yet yearns to leave?
The israelites who wrote this slop didn’t even think about any of what they were queeving out even for a second.
She has to stay there because of her parents you chud
wtf does that fricking mean she lives alone, plus as soon as the plot shows up or lack thereof she’s like yeah let’s leave lol
??
A character is only as good as it's writer.
Rey is Kathleen Kennedy's imaginary alter ego and she created her in her image. KK was also only good as coffee maker and nerving voice in the background (@Spielberg). Look at Rey. Sexless, loveless, funless, bland, messias by birth, bestest ever by birth. It's a bad female writer's wet fantasy. Don't watch that shit.
Because she was waiting for her parents to come back and find her you dingus. Did you even watch it? I'm not even defending it, all three are utter trash, it's just basic information presented early on.
>plus as soon as the plot shows up or lack thereof she’s like yeah let’s leave lol
Congratulations, you have identified the first of the thousand problems with these shit flicks.
…waiting for her parents? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. She’s a 30 y/o adult, grow up no one is coming for you?
>t. hopecel
The frick? An adult would leave. It doesn’t take anyone with light speed spaceships 20 years to do anything. Where are they? Jerking off? Like I said if it was a little naive kid fine but she’s an adult. She could just leave her phone number there for them to call her if they ever show up. All this technology and this entire series everyone and everything are lost and can’t be found. Lazy israeli bullshit
Again, I'm not defending the trash flick, I'm just relaying information that you would know if you had even watched it. And I don't give a frick what some book says, I'm going off what the movie presents to the audience.
The book thing says “she years for the day when she escapes Jakku.” Doesn’t say “she yearns for the day when her parents show up.”
And seriously she is an adult. That might have been an ok characterization if she was a little kid but after years of waiting no one would stay.
t. aspie doesnt understand human emotions and motivations
Depends on how fricked it was. There was a scrap yard on Bracca but it was actually being used and manned, Jakku looked like a dumping ground for wrecked shit. It was probably the equivalent of pulling transformers out of old kitchen appliances at a landfill. If they could scrap the big shit there'd be more people there.
Thing is, if Jakku was the site of a battle, and a settlement is within one days journey of a significant wreck, as well as likely many other dotting the local area (if not the planet) then in reality it should have a bustling trade of former Imperial equipment. Hell, it should be in the past tense at that should all be picked clean by now, but we know the real reason they made it her home.
The desert is a litter box. Just drop trow anywhere like poos.
>lives almost conspicuously in some desert hovel instead of hiding in plain sight like Ben
???
>she’s waiting for parents
…by staying in a giant at-at? Just have some rebel/nu republic outpost accept mail/inquiries for her as she hides…they really didn’t think this out
Why does this one image posses more soul, and have more thought put into it, than the entire sequel trilogy?
Not quite enough thought because there’s no toilet or bathroom, implying that Rey just shits all over the ground.
There's no toilets anywhere in Starwars. Where did the AT-AT drivers go to the bathroom?
I’m sure before it got wrecked like a plane would have a bathroom, moron. It’s not a question if THE DEATH STAR HAS NO BATHROOM? LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE of course it does. Any normal civilized dwelling will have a fricking shower and bathroom point is Rey lived in this heap of rubble her whole life without bathing or a place to shit so we’re left to assume that she just shits in the sand and doesn’t bathe. It’s just an ill conceived character
we literally see the inside of the Death Star's waste compactor in the OG trilogy. George wins again.
Where do Bedouins go to the bathroom now? Where did they go to the bathroom before the invention of modern sewage systems?
The answer may disgust you.
>and doesn’t bathe
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she must have a bush like the fricking congo, 150% does not shave. Probably has a hairier ass than me, which only exacerbates the how does she shit/clean herself question
>IMG_4907.jpg
What's the point of labelling
>knee joint cover
though?
>read topic said "Ray's home"
>no shit he doesn't have a toilet, he ripped out all his plumbing for liquor money and then lived at the dump
>this is not a TPB thread
She never looked like she lived in a desert. Think of the Mad Max extras or Peter O'Toole in Lawrence of Arabia.
This b***h lives in the dunes as well
>bedroom occupies the whole 'house'
she really is a prostitute huh
body of a dented fridge and jaws of a burro, she’s probably thirsty af
I’m aware this is from an official book but loregays are the absolute worst.
So what’s your explanation on how and where Rey shits and carries out her hygiene routine? Shit like this shouldn’t be a question and should be woven into the character. What was woven into Rey is that she shits in a hole in the sand because the writers couldn’t be assed to flesh out and actually write the character.
Reminder that the prequels are just as shit as the sequels.
why?
go back to r/prequelmemes zoomies
Go back to discord to groom kids, you creepy israelite.
No they’re not even if you wanna say the prequels are bad at least they’re actual films and not obligated legal content made to retain copyrights and farm for federal bailouts, all intentionally made to be bad to piss everyone off and create a fricking political divide when before everyone liked and could talk about SW. Now having a SW sticker on your car is the same as having an Obama one.
Name one scene without a logical location for a toilet
Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon were probably on those droid drop ships for hours and hours and droids don't need toilets. So while it's logical that there weren't any toilets on them, how Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon were able to shit, wipe and wash their hands during that period remains a HUGE plot hole.
Those Nemoidian buttholes probably had toilets
Not even close homosexualron. Yes the prequels are bad, they are nowhere near as shitty as the sequel films especially the last jedi
>such a mary sue that they insist she doesn't piss/shit
top kek
sexist
There's a huge pile of trash and feces around back
finn eats it
bruh she's in a desert.
you literally squat and kick some sand
>is a scrap salvager
>lives in a goldmine
Do they even think about the shit they make up?
It never crossed her mind that you had to use a bathroom any more than it would a dog. she's just a dumb desert b***h living in a trash heap.
bros im in need of some thing to watch. If I strangle my critical self for long enough can I watch the new star wars crap? All I remember is family friendly star wars kid winning the pod race I hate that kind of story writing
TFA and the first two seasons of Mando are inoffensive and generally well-liked unless you are histrionic rightoid with a bone to pick with Disney "wokeness"
literally everything else is controversial at best. I'm a big TLJ shill but I would never claim that that movie is for everyone lol
Guess it wont hurt to start from the first movie. I dont even know what a TFA is. Im just gonna watch the first three and then the other ones with the princess, pod races and stuff and then move on to the woke ones.
Please have a nice day.
Do not watch anything SW related besides the original 6 movies. Everything else is slop.
Besides the 2D animated Clone Wars that was on Toonami. That’s literally it.
>first two seasons
WRONG.
Season 2 is where the rat barged in with the 'hold on, this shit's popular? Let me set up some spinoffs' and it immediately became trash.
>computers for space porn
How does she get the speeder out of there?
are you blind
It’s covered by a curtain. Kind of makes welding that escape hatch pointless if anyone can just come in through the windowless curtain blowing in the breeze barely obscuring this giant hole.
Pretty easy to bury shit in the desert.
Our dignified heroine…
Yeah that would be a fair explanation. They never show an outhouse in the film. Or frick it show Rey taking a shower for some fan service. Something. She cannonically shits in the sand like a cat because it’s a poorly written slop.
How funny would it be if the author was given explicit instructions to avoid any mention of a bathroom/outhouse/etc cuz Disney didn't want people "perving out" over it, only to cause everyone to perv out harder by omitting it
there has never been a single toilet in any disney movie ever
Bro you don’t have to have a 10 minute scene of Rey taking a splattery shit to fill in the blanks in your mind to avoid stupid shit like this. In the booklet in the OP they could have easily said “washroom” with an arrow pointing to a random area. Or show Finn washing his shitty disgusting sweaty face in her hovel in the movie, SOMETHING.
>there has never been a single toilet in any disney movie ever
Ahem.
lmfao thanks knower of which Disney movies feature toilets….?
the prequels are better than the original trilogy
lookin good king
And that includes the prequel shorts about Dooku they did lately?
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The original concept art for the planet being all dirty and swampy was much more interesting, but they had to go with Not-Tatooine
I wonder what the movies would have been like if Smith-Mundt/ESG israelites weren’t obligated to turn it into ugly, bipartisan propaganda and they were produced with the intent to make a good movie.
>cool setting and story instead of the sőybois fans approved soft OT remake (now with sjw)
this timeline sucks
It could have been something if Lucas made it and not israelitesney and Rey was just Luke’s daughter and there was a new bad guy that wasn’t the Emperor.
>desert planet
>functioning plumbing infrastructure
choose one
Sand is really good at preserving shit that is buried under it.
So Cairo doesn’t have toilets? Fricking moron.
Do you not see the giant river right in your picture, moron?
wtf does that mean?
Does that look like a place in the middle of nowhere in the desert? or a place with easily accessible water for all of your toilet plumbing needs?
Las Vegas? Just shut the frick up, moron.
They've been using the Colorado river's water, fricking idiot
Where's the river to take water from on Jakku?
>gravity doesn’t work in the desert
moisture farmers
It’s a fictional world it could have been fricking anywhere if the writers could be assed to write the fricking movie so we’re not scratching our heads over how the main character even takes a fricking dump.
If this is bait you are a king
Are you implying Cairo and Las Vegas aren’t in the desert…?
The Mos Eisley cantina definitely had a shitter…
Yeah, his name was Han Solo.
>sorry about the mess
She's like a cat. She just scrunches up in a corner and buries it in the sand after sniffing it.
Why didn't Han just eject the waste compartment to blind the Imperials with feces on their windshield?
>Jakku's scavengers stay away, wary of traps she's reportedly installed in her home and her willingness to use the quarterstaff she carries for defense
>Rey's work area also includes an old Y-wing computer that she uses to study ship schematics, run flight simulations and practice alien languages and droidspeak
Don't forget that the whole thing is powered by her HOME MADE solar panels.
do you member AT-ATs?
check em
>she's welded it super duper tighty wighty!
>oh this fricking gaping hole in the side? covered up with a blanket
>Rey has welded the escape hatch shut
kek, why?
one is related to the other
No that’s stupid why not just keep the hatch locked so you can still used it…?
None of it really matters because if she has a welding tool then the people she's protecting her stuff from definitely have cutting torches.
kek
why is this planet nothing but garbage and weird rapists stealing each other’s stuff? so stupid it’s like a planet from some invader Zim joke
The question you should be asking is "why do all these aliens live in a desert hellscape when they could be living on Naboo where there's actually some fricking water?"
I don't know that the whole planet is that way. And there's nothing wrong with a shitty area with a bunch of thieves stealing whatever meager shit they can from each other. What's funny to me is that the simplest answer for Rey's situation in particular would simply be some locks and the fact that she doesn't have anything worth putting effort into stealing. Instead they write out that she brings all her valuable loot to her fricking house to prepare to sell, because they still want her to be an empowered female rolemodel who doesn't need her boss's workbench, even though having to pay to make her meager salary would make for a more compelling scenario. And then with her storing her valuables in her house they need to bend over backwards with a bunch of vague nonsense about traps and motion sensors and welded doors. You would think motion sensors alone would be tempting targets for thieves.
Don't worry anon, all the thieves and scoundrels are too afraid to even go near the house of the lone girl, having heard of her aptitude for building traps and her unparalleled skill with a quarterstaff. So she's free to polish her loot and practice her diverse skillset on the old spaceship computer in peace.
Why was the stove put in the belly of the AT-AT, but the "fridge" (cooling unit for perishables) was put in the head of the AT-AT?
Considering the neck is "crushed and impassable" she has to get out in the blistering sun every time she wants to cook a good meal
Why does it matter when all her stuff would be looted the second she left her home by all her scrap scavenger competitors? There wouldn't be a stove to cook those perishables on because Burp Fooligans and Meep Fartling would have stripped that shit out years ago.
They just had to write the stupidest backstory imaginable so that her dwelling doesn’t even make sense.
We've been over this. Scavengers are too scared of her traps and quarterstaff.
They’re that scared of “traps?” They don’t have droids to send in to trigger the traps? Or something? What traps? A net? I doubt she has like the lasers from Resident Evil she probably has some non lethal home alone “traps” at best.
If she has lasers she should probably turn that shit into the scrap dealer so she can get an extra quarter ration and maybe enough water to wash out her sand filled c**t.
>no, they won't kill her, rape her corpse, and take all her stuff cuz, uh, uh, they're just won't!
Its a desert planet filled with aliens all living hand-to-mouth.
Anon will volunteer as the toilet!
If she’s so bad ass why doesn’t she just kill her oppressors who keep israeliteing her out of food and take their space ship?
Reminder Ahsoka & Sabine now have to pee and shet on rocks and off cliffs since they are stranded.
arn't those things fricking huge? like shouldn't it be bigger?
Once again just poor writing and no artistic integrity or talent. Even the smallest AT-AT here would be the size of a Hilton hotel.
Imagine just being some Bounty Hunter and coming across this sweaty b***h and her stick...
crusty
She lives on a litter box and she probably drinks her pee anyways because it’s a worse desert than tatooene
What if she has a guest over? What do they drink?
Would they be able to drink from the source?
imagine her going to the coruscant and squatting down like an indian on the sidewalk in front of everyone
>REYYYYY.
>oi wots the problum?
Do you think she ever had little moments before she learned the force? Like laying in bed and being able to projectile shit right out the window?
Like when she was trying to push out a hard shit from the sewage she has to consume did the force kick in as she was straining and help her pass it?
force squirt
Reminder that Snoke canonically wore comfy slippers because his feeties hurt. This is OFFICIAL Disney Lucasfilm lore.
lmfao, that must inspire fear in all his henchmen
His painful stance? What the frick does that mean?
He just lurches and hunches in unnatural-looking ways to creep people out and maintain his scary aura but it’s murder on his back.
Wow cool thread. So this is the power of modern star wars discussion.
rey doesnt have periods because she is a transgender/failed mutant clone of palpatine, like snoke, but failed in a different way. she doesnt have a penus or a bagina. she just has a single poopoopeepee hole that it all comes out of(a malformed butthole) she is sterile/infertile and only poops liquid poops. its canon. read the novelization.
it's so ridiculous that she just happens to live in a hollowed out ATAT, I mean cmon, fricking overdesigned garbage
>>no bathroom or toilet
Rey is indian.
Teedo _____________________
>cute teenager with a big ass living alone isolated on a lawless planet with no friends or allies or even proper weapons where she has to scavenge wrecks just to afford a single serving of shitty space bread
>is never enslaved and turned into a cum dumpster or sells herself for better supplies
>big ass
maybe I would have watched these “films” if that were true
It seems like there aren't a lot of humans on the world, she probably doesn't look all that attractive to different species. Also the pig man dealer seems to have raised her, that likely confers at least some protection.
One thing I must say since this whole concept thingy is going for a realistic vibe. Rey would never in a million years be a scavenger. She would be a sex slave. This is how the world works. That is all.
Rey… frigerator
She uses the bathroom at EmPalSuRecon, it's right down the road about 5 parsecs