Rhino's dick must be broken since his suit can't be taken off when he gets erections, the form fitting suit must clamp down on his shaft so much that it snapped long ago
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it's not like he uses it anyways
>whys it raining ITT
I remember seeing a panel some time in the past where Rhino outright says the reason he's in such a bad mood all the time is because the suit prevents him from getting any. Late '70s or sometime in the '80s, going by what I remember of the art style.
yeah they actually did talk about this, he has a waste removal flap but it doesn't let him frick
You think other superhero would take advantage of the fact that rhino has a flap as a weakspot
Heroes don't rape.
Tell that to the commish!
who?
Not like that, for example tranquilizing darts and tasers to knock him out
Well you have to open the flap first.
Which would be easy as the flap would need to be permanently resealable, so it's probably something like velcro strips
I read this as 'horses don't rape'
eh I imagine more like a belt buckle. i'm sure he doesn't share the method for opening it, so it would be like trying to frantically figure out a childproof cap while fighting.
I've thought about this kind of stuff more than I should
like I wonder how he poops for example, and is he just itchy all the time from all the dead skin and sweat under there?
I always assumed the suit was skin tight around his butthole so he could poop out his butthole, and his butthole is actually always showing like a real rhino. He just pees himself though it must be real sticky and stinky.
>He just pees himself though it must be real sticky and stinky.
Part of his defense, won't want to get too close especially in the summer.
I know big muscle guy with a micro wiener is a cliché but some dudes do have little packages, may not be an issue.
Wouldn't that make his dick more delicate and easy to break then? *SNAP*
Rhino is just a middle aged guy with mid-tier superstrength in a suit that pumps him up to Thing/Low-Hulk Tier. He actually quit and got married at one point Rhino 2 decided to fight him for the title and killed his wife to get him into it so Rhino killed him.