>couldn't get hard with a prostitute with lights on >picked Janice, a woman that looks worse than some guys in the can, as his future wife >his "I got a hard-on for you already" to Chrissy >the Lionel up the ass >disowned his son for being gay because it reminded him of his own homosexual lust
>disowned his son for being gay because it reminded him of his own homosexual lust
You know what they say. The turd doesn't fall far from a homosexual's ass.
Her character was written for a way, way prettier woman. Saggy faced fat frick hag just didn't make any sense. Should have been more like the sister from That 70s Show.
disowning a gay son has nothing to do with being gay thats very common especially among the older generation, the only hint of Richie being a gay is the blowjob scene
Richie unironically did nothing wrong outside of going too far with beansie. Everything else was all Janet putting shit in his head and Tony antagonizing him
richie literally did nothing wrong
tony kept fricking him over for NO reason and any gesture of goodwill from richie, he disrespected
richie should have killed that motherfricker
Did he have the absolute worst physique of anyone on the show? That scene with him wearing that tank top and shorts is involuntarily burned into my memory, he even wears a fricking girdle in that scene.
Was there an ulterior motive with the jackeeeeet? It seemed like an oddly nice thing for him to do for Tony even if it didn’t look nice, and he did look offended when he saw someone else wear it
It was actually shitty of Tony to give it to someone else, should’ve just kept it in a closet and then just tossed it years later
I did see people theorize that he was doing it to kinda humiliate Tony by making him wear it in front of the guys like he was a child or something
It's a common wise guy tactic. You give someone a nice gift completely unprompted, and then they "owe you one". It was supposed to give him a little bit of leverage over Tony, same thing with marrying Janice
The jacket is the very representation of Richie.
It was kind of a big deal back in time but now no one gives a frick about it.
Tony didn't like it to begin with, but Richie kept bugging him about wearing it, of course he'd just get rid of it
When I rewatch the show and I see the jacket come up, he always mentions that he took it off the toughest guy in Heimlich county or whatever and that it fit Tony nice. This makes me think it was a psych play to try and tell Tony just because you’re bigger doesn’t mean I can’t frick you up. Problem is Tony didn’t give enough of a shit to know and when he gave it away he basically told Richie those who want respect give respect.
4 frickin replies before someone actually has the right answer, god some of you fans don't even pay attention, he took the jacket off the toughest guy, now heres the jacket hold onto it until I take it off you
It was legit. He's still just a guy. They're so dysfunctional they really do want normal relationships and to be appreciated for a nice gesture etc. despite being psychopath monsters. The jacket humanizes Richie and makes us realize that the psychopath mobster shit coexists with the dumb wop social group shit.
Similar with how Paulie can go from shaking somebody down to being genuinely upset or offended when the person reacts with cynicism or doesn't act like people used to in the old days.
It was legit. He's still just a guy. They're so dysfunctional they really do want normal relationships and to be appreciated for a nice gesture etc. despite being psychopath monsters. The jacket humanizes Richie and makes us realize that the psychopath mobster shit coexists with the dumb wop social group shit.
Similar with how Paulie can go from shaking somebody down to being genuinely upset or offended when the person reacts with cynicism or doesn't act like people used to in the old days.
I got my brother in law into the show recently and on his first time watching the show when gif related happened, he noticed everytime orange juice is on screen it always says some pulp. He even caught it in earlier episodes on the rewatch.
Cut it down from yearly to simply a pallet cleanser. Every time I watch a show and the series finishes or the season ends I go back to old faithful and rejuvenate the love.
so? we're both merchants, we invented accounting and banking and taught the israelites how to loan shark when the pope got all fricked up about it
I mean israelites were even well represented in the fascist party before the hitler thing
im just now watching S2 again for like the 7th or 8th time. Richie was so great I'm glad they broke the trope of 1 season character with Ralphie because it hurt to see Richie just get snatched away like that especially when it seemed like he might be ready to fall in line, was nuts how much Tony put up with his shit compared to everyone else
It made me want to go to a medium and contact my dead grandfather that I'm pretty sure haunts me but I'm worried he'd tell the psychic about all the small wiener ladyboy porn I watch and I'd be asked to leave
it might make me a pleb but I instantly love these HBO drama shows even moreso when they add subtle supernatural elements. Sopranos, Oz, True Detective, Leftovers. Though I guess i'm glad they kept it out of the Wire or the Shield
ironically i had a dream last night where i was watching corey in the house but corey's dad was replaced by richie. in short please get out of my head thank you.
He's a powerful man in his community. He's respected and feared. That makes women's panties soak. And women actually like his "bluto" sort of look (as Dr. Elliot would put it).
Tony is a successful dangerous alpha male type dude and women can sense he was a football player in his youth just by smelling him, its really not that surprising at all if you know women, many women are just waiting for some criminal type to grab them by the wrist and tell them how its gonna be, I used to date this girl who was a total bawd and sometimes when she wasn't going out with me she'd literally go to bars and find the most greasy dad bod semi fat guy she could find and frick him in his house (half the time while the wife was gone) her stories sickened me but shes not the only one, and this girl was a 7/10 former cheerleader
shes got a great body and her face aint bad but it is not remotely the prettiest woman, its so aggressively italian with the big nose she isn't soft enough either
Because Artie is based. He just needs to stop comparing himself to Tony
shes got a great body and her face aint bad but it is not remotely the prettiest woman, its so aggressively italian with the big nose she isn't soft enough either
>big nose is peak
yeah I can tell you're an italian and israelite lover, bet you like arabs too, I think they're all right but most of the time I prefer something more white
This. He's an honest man who's passionate about his work but gets jealous when he sees successful Tony step into his restaurant suited up and eating the most expensive items on the menu. He only sees the pros of his mobster life but never sees the fricked up shit he does that allows him to walk around dressed like that
For being a balding beta Artie was hugely successful. He was the owner and head chef of a popular Italian restaurant, he was his own boss, hiring personnel, choosing the menu, etc., and he was legit. Charmaine got to mingle with the mob wives since Artie was successful enough to provide her a comparable life. This is why Carmela beefs with her in the early seasons.
>What else we got to talk about? >Jurassic Park is taking bids next week. >What's there to talk about? Jurassic's mine. >WAS yours. I don't give bids to the handicapped. >... >See, obviously Richie you're fricking deaf. 'Cause I told you ten times, then I find you' re still dealing blood samples on the medical runs. >For that I'm losing a fricking bid? >Next time you'll find yourself between the jaws of a T-Rex.
He was a good kid
Capable.
was definitely gay
He was gay Richie Aprile?
NOBODYS GOT AIDS
And I don’t want to hear that word in this house ever again!
>Gets out of prison
>Struggles to get it on with the strippers
What did they mean by this
Whose dick did you just suck? His or mine?
>was definitely gay
>couldn't get hard with a prostitute with lights on
>picked Janice, a woman that looks worse than some guys in the can, as his future wife
>his "I got a hard-on for you already" to Chrissy
>the Lionel up the ass
>disowned his son for being gay because it reminded him of his own homosexual lust
>disowned his son for being gay because it reminded him of his own homosexual lust
You know what they say. The turd doesn't fall far from a homosexual's ass.
>You know what they say. The turd doesn't fall far from a homosexual's ass.
Straight outta da closet, shah?
Why did he frick the shit out of janice then???? Maybe he is simply in to ugly women.
Janice was hot. If you wouldn't motorboat them breasts then maybe you're half a gay, ever ponder that?
Her character was written for a way, way prettier woman. Saggy faced fat frick hag just didn't make any sense. Should have been more like the sister from That 70s Show.
For me, I found Janice both ugly AND hot. She made me feel very conflicted, and women that make me feel very conflicted kinda get my dick hard tbh
You probably like it when girls shove a vibrator up your ass and make pretend they're pimpin' you out
disowning a gay son has nothing to do with being gay thats very common especially among the older generation, the only hint of Richie being a gay is the blowjob scene
ooohhh!
Richiebros, what we having tonight?
>Richiebros
how fricked up does your life have to be for you to end up a "richiebro"
Richie unironically did nothing wrong outside of going too far with beansie. Everything else was all Janet putting shit in his head and Tony antagonizing him
ooh a tough guy
It took 3 rewatches of season 2 but I finally realized Richie did literally nothing wrong except get involved with Janice
Even Richie isn’t so bad on rewatches. He reserves his bad behavior for scumbags and he acted very human when his son was hurt by that arrow
I mean even Ralphie**
he's a piece of shit. you know it and I know it.
Bingo Richie didn’t even want to raise a stink about anything but Janice kept getting in his ear. Just like she did Bobby.
>you’re flexing
He didn’t need to frick Beansie up.
beansie was being really uppity and got what was coming to him. if he was smart he would've paid richie for a bit until tony arbitrated the situation
No way did Beansie deserve what he got, but he could have been more diplomatic in the situation realizing Richie got fricked while he got blessed
>brontosaurus cheese steak sandwich and hurry the frick up about it
richie literally did nothing wrong
tony kept fricking him over for NO reason and any gesture of goodwill from richie, he disrespected
richie should have killed that motherfricker
He was a whiner and I hated seeing his wop face.
He was a rat.
OH RITCHIE IT SHOULD BE YOU
he's dead and we can't even wear his shoes
manson lamps
Best line in the season.
Nice jacket
Did he have the absolute worst physique of anyone on the show? That scene with him wearing that tank top and shorts is involuntarily burned into my memory, he even wears a fricking girdle in that scene.
>Did he have the absolute worst physique of anyone on the show?
pre-weight loss vito looked like a frickin parade float
It's a toss up between Vito and Bobby for me. Probably Bobby and his deformed stomach
Bobby was wearing a fat suit in this scene and then he stopped wearing it when the next season started.
"Fat frick". Why don't you look in a mirror some time you insensitive wienersucker
We buried him…south of the border…down Mexico way.
Put my comment on the thread, and keep ya mouth shut
Is this the sopranos thread? Can I dump my stuff in here?
>Spidahland
kino
keep em comin
Where's this picture from? I think I've swam there
why would anyone say frick you to such a delicious looking meal
Why did he let himself get killed by a woman?
he gave Janice his last name so he could slap her around
da jacke!
Was there an ulterior motive with the jackeeeeet? It seemed like an oddly nice thing for him to do for Tony even if it didn’t look nice, and he did look offended when he saw someone else wear it
It was actually shitty of Tony to give it to someone else, should’ve just kept it in a closet and then just tossed it years later
I did see people theorize that he was doing it to kinda humiliate Tony by making him wear it in front of the guys like he was a child or something
The jacket is the very representation of Richie.
It was kind of a big deal back in time but now no one gives a frick about it.
Tony didn't like it to begin with, but Richie kept bugging him about wearing it, of course he'd just get rid of it
It's a common wise guy tactic. You give someone a nice gift completely unprompted, and then they "owe you one". It was supposed to give him a little bit of leverage over Tony, same thing with marrying Janice
When I rewatch the show and I see the jacket come up, he always mentions that he took it off the toughest guy in Heimlich county or whatever and that it fit Tony nice. This makes me think it was a psych play to try and tell Tony just because you’re bigger doesn’t mean I can’t frick you up. Problem is Tony didn’t give enough of a shit to know and when he gave it away he basically told Richie those who want respect give respect.
Essex county
> Heimlich County
fricking kek
I’m glad someone caught it
4 frickin replies before someone actually has the right answer, god some of you fans don't even pay attention, he took the jacket off the toughest guy, now heres the jacket hold onto it until I take it off you
Nah this guy right here is right
Richie certainly was doing it subconsciously, he was reminding Tony that Richie is still a tough mother
It was legit. He's still just a guy. They're so dysfunctional they really do want normal relationships and to be appreciated for a nice gesture etc. despite being psychopath monsters. The jacket humanizes Richie and makes us realize that the psychopath mobster shit coexists with the dumb wop social group shit.
Similar with how Paulie can go from shaking somebody down to being genuinely upset or offended when the person reacts with cynicism or doesn't act like people used to in the old days.
>This is now a sopranos general
I got my brother in law into the show recently and on his first time watching the show when gif related happened, he noticed everytime orange juice is on screen it always says some pulp. He even caught it in earlier episodes on the rewatch.
Frick bros I already did my rewatch for the year but I wanna watch it again. But it's too soon it spoils the magic
Cut it down from yearly to simply a pallet cleanser. Every time I watch a show and the series finishes or the season ends I go back to old faithful and rejuvenate the love.
>pallet
Pallet of drills makitas
>Fat frick that can be heard breathing a mile away gets the jump on a paranoid guy with a gun without even alarming the nearby deer
How did he do it?
You ain’t seen nothing yet
>Vito walking away from him just before he shows up in frame
H-he's fast
You need tonunderstand. Living in the closet....made him devious.
Deer was an associate. They later had to whack him in Pine Barrens for informing Valery
Tell about the bunny. Was he a made man?
israelite playing an italian
Proval was born in Brooklyn, New York into a israeli family,[1] the son of Clara Katz, an actress from Bucharest, Romania.
so? we're both merchants, we invented accounting and banking and taught the israelites how to loan shark when the pope got all fricked up about it
I mean israelites were even well represented in the fascist party before the hitler thing
>the hitler thing
THE HITLER THING?
Frankly anon, if you've got that covert antisemitism, I'd like you to leave this thread.
1:32
OH N-
im just now watching S2 again for like the 7th or 8th time. Richie was so great I'm glad they broke the trope of 1 season character with Ralphie because it hurt to see Richie just get snatched away like that especially when it seemed like he might be ready to fall in line, was nuts how much Tony put up with his shit compared to everyone else
What do you guys think of all the supernatural shit in the show?
99% of the people that watch the show don't even know about Karen's ghost.
still think this is just Janice pulling on the table runner
there's nothing beneath the wine glass, it's moving supernaturally
whats happening? also imagine eating a baked ziti that had sat in a freezer for weeks, can't be that good huh?
It made me want to go to a medium and contact my dead grandfather that I'm pretty sure haunts me but I'm worried he'd tell the psychic about all the small wiener ladyboy porn I watch and I'd be asked to leave
it might make me a pleb but I instantly love these HBO drama shows even moreso when they add subtle supernatural elements. Sopranos, Oz, True Detective, Leftovers. Though I guess i'm glad they kept it out of the Wire or the Shield
MOTHA
FRICKIN
GOD
DAMN
ORANGE
PEEL
BEEF
ironically i had a dream last night where i was watching corey in the house but corey's dad was replaced by richie. in short please get out of my head thank you.
>All of these beautiful women are obsessed with fricking a fat balding middle-aged man
I'm only on season 4. Is this show just an issekai anime for middle aged boomers?
He's a powerful man in his community. He's respected and feared. That makes women's panties soak. And women actually like his "bluto" sort of look (as Dr. Elliot would put it).
Tony is a successful dangerous alpha male type dude and women can sense he was a football player in his youth just by smelling him, its really not that surprising at all if you know women, many women are just waiting for some criminal type to grab them by the wrist and tell them how its gonna be, I used to date this girl who was a total bawd and sometimes when she wasn't going out with me she'd literally go to bars and find the most greasy dad bod semi fat guy she could find and frick him in his house (half the time while the wife was gone) her stories sickened me but shes not the only one, and this girl was a 7/10 former cheerleader
>Balding wimpy crybaby Artie Cuccko gets the hottest woman in the show
How did he do it?
>hottest woman in the show
she's a c**t
c**t or not, I want to rub her muzzle if you know what I mean
shes got a great body and her face aint bad but it is not remotely the prettiest woman, its so aggressively italian with the big nose she isn't soft enough either
Because Artie is based. He just needs to stop comparing himself to Tony
Big noses are peak aethestic you finook.
>big nose is peak
yeah I can tell you're an italian and israelite lover, bet you like arabs too, I think they're all right but most of the time I prefer something more white
Go with a northern Italian (just not a Milanese). Best of both worlds
We italians are the whitest of whites.
This. He's an honest man who's passionate about his work but gets jealous when he sees successful Tony step into his restaurant suited up and eating the most expensive items on the menu. He only sees the pros of his mobster life but never sees the fricked up shit he does that allows him to walk around dressed like that
Believe it or not sone women hate psychopathic men
she got with Artie at first to stick it to Tony but then they ended up building a life together
Source: my butthole
For being a balding beta Artie was hugely successful. He was the owner and head chef of a popular Italian restaurant, he was his own boss, hiring personnel, choosing the menu, etc., and he was legit. Charmaine got to mingle with the mob wives since Artie was successful enough to provide her a comparable life. This is why Carmela beefs with her in the early seasons.
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>What else we got to talk about?
>Jurassic Park is taking bids next week.
>What's there to talk about? Jurassic's mine.
>WAS yours. I don't give bids to the handicapped.
>...
>See, obviously Richie you're fricking deaf. 'Cause I told you ten times, then I find you' re still dealing blood samples on the medical runs.
>For that I'm losing a fricking bid?
>Next time you'll find yourself between the jaws of a T-Rex.