Rick and Morty

New episode of Rick and Morty, Wet Kuat Amortican Summer, airs in 3 hours at 11 pm Eastern. You know the drill.

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >When
    3:00 AM UCT
    11:00 PM Eastern
    10:00 PM Central
    9:00 PM Mountain
    8:00 PM Pacific
    >Brohnopsis
    High school, broh. Morty and Summer hang out in this one.
    >Cold Open

    >Written By
    Alex Song-Xia (new writer)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Muscle gays are eatin good tonight. I hope.

      At least based off what we know from the Cold Opening I see three likely ways this will go;

      1) Summer either intentionally or accidentally ends up sliding too many points off her intelligence and goes full caveman*

      2) Summer somehow damages the device and it malfunctioning is sliding her attributes all over the place for comedy and/or horror

      3) Morty does end up getting an Attribute Slider of his own(or steals Summer's) and we get some sci-fi sibling rivalry shenanigans

      *this one is a bit cliche for a Muscle Growth scenario(especially in Western Animation) but obscure enough of a cliche that I could see it being played relatively straight even in a show like Rick and Morty

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        4) muscular Summer fricks every nerd and beta at school

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm betting we get 3 that turns into a 1 scenario
        they both frick up their attribute slider and now they have polar opposite attributes and have to work together against this episodes antagonist

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could also be Summer needs to constantly adjust her attributes for different stuff at the party, and that leads to her breaking it somehow

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Emotional cheat day made me chuckle

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Awww man I slept right through it.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    waiting on mega or streamlink

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fetish episode

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Morty & Summer gonna get laid together.

  5. 5 months ago
    SUPER AGGRO CRAG

    according to the attribute slider summer CANONICALLY has max charisma.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Muscle gays are eatin good tonight. I hope.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t forget to stick around for new Aqua Teen right after

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit that's tonight?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    source?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      spakka5

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does he want me to bone my older sister so bad?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blame glasses Morty, he wished for incest to have more mainstream appeal.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            God bless that poor horny bastard

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All science is magic wizards make up words quantum physics reasons nihilism nothing matters family sad middle-aged writers having midlife crises. Did you know Republicans are bad

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If we don’t see Summer with a boob slider tonight I’m gonna lose it

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >summer with visible cum gutters
    Well, I’m erect already

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too exaggerated, don’t work

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone has the link to watch it live online

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    30 minutes, guys.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      post that stream link

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        thetvapp dot to
        cartoon network.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          hero

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this also going to be the buff Jerry meditation thing?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      if it is, I predict this episode is gonna be Night Family 2

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    At work and have no Wi-Fi so can't watch live unfortunately, hope anons will post plenty of screencaps to tide me(and any others in a similar situation) till I can get home(hopefully there'll be a MEGA up by then)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, i'll be a screencap b***h, since i got the adult swim stream open

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          commercial break, here's what i found interesting enough to cap
          >Morty manages to steal the Stats Slider from Summer, and leaves her super-intelligent but physically weak

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >After they fall in the pool with the stat slider, the two fuse together, with Morty as the Kuato on her stomach

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Summer starts getting targeted ads for Kuatos on tikstagrok

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Summer meets Kenneth, the guy who bankrolls these Kuato parties.
                Obvious twist with this guy's Kuato being fake coming up now.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Summer finally opens her mind to Morty's psychic connection

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Kenneth reveals that not only does his Kuato pop off, but the Kuato has a Kuato.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But it's his Kuato's Kuato's Kuato that's pulling the strings!
                It makes more sense than what I thought, with the Kuato being a

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                *a fake
                autopost cut me off

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >AW GEEZ, RICK, OPEN YOUR MIND, OOOOOOOO

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i assume you didn't watch the episode, because literally all he says in that form is "open your mind" as do all the other kuatos.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a real pistol
    WHAT THE FRICK RICK

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I DID SOME SCIENCE TO MY PORTAL GUN, AND ITS ALSO NOW A REAL GUN, IVE GOT A REAL GUN MORTY

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dahmer gun
    ngl, funnier the second time

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it shoots bad people
    lel

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is a universe where I am Morty and Summer groomed me into being her sub for onlyfans content.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is a timeline where summer turned morty female and has turned this new morticia into a sex worker and is skimming her income

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like the Universe where I'm Summer's groomed BDSM slave little brother more

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch Churry be the new villain now that Rick Prime is gone

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >school focused episode
    Will we finally see a non flashback Jessica for the first time in 2 years?

    I also assume this is the episode we see Water T again

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if Jessica is still a little crazy from her time as a time god?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on if that stuck coming into the new universe. It should have if Rick was right nothing but parmesan was different, but it may have also been a lazy way out of that

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    churry did nothing wrong

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      churry will be the new protagonist

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh frick off

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t they just eat Churry?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was my thought, he can't plot revenge if you digest him and shit him out, even if he can't die

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      for the same reason they dont eat the spaghetti, they are pussies

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    rock sex
    please laugh

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >observe me harder
    kek

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that time they melted the Simpsons
    kek

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >observe me harder
      kek

      >it shoots bad people
      lel

      >dahmer gun
      ngl, funnier the second time

      >a real pistol
      WHAT THE FRICK RICK

      is this a bot?

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Summer gets a Pip-Boy

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >new Aqua Teen tonight
    Schooly D better be back on the mic

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t get enough of the pet cemetery scene, I swear. That really felt like some season one level stuff. The idea of it and just the two of them enjoying doing science bullshit. So great.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m already in chub mode for Summer focus

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay waiting the ad time to end
    are there even good pizza brands anymore

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    man, summer lost the genetic lottery by looking like her dad

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      *won

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    she literally asked him to make her less intelligent??

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If anything, Rick proves intelligence is a bit overrated. He's a miserable self-loathing butthole who leaves nothing but chaos and suffering everywhere he goes.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello my rickers, who else is smoking major weed tonight in preparation for the epic new episode!??? I know I am!!!! #wubulubbadubdub

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Summer calling Morty a bottom feeder

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he was in the trash bag
    Ok that one got me

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*lands on a bag of trash*
    >You just hide anywhere huh
    >>Kick his ass summer!
    That got a laugh out of me. Good one.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE tell me summer dominates morty in this episode and farts on his head

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never. Kys jerrygay

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're doing Freaky Friday, huh?

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's an INT vs STR fight

    FRICKING QUADO

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Again with the fusing together?

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright not the direction I thought this was going

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is another incest episode

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wish it would've been

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is a quado

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look up Total Recall

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like that "Die Hard" episode, except it's a Total Recall reference.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    brains vs brawn
    yup called it

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    none of you gays watched total recall?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half the people here are still in high school, it's awful.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SUMMER OPEN YOUR GOD DAMN MIND SO MORTY CAN TALK TO YOU

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was nice seeing the high school kids again. I miss season 1.

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still 10 minutes until torrents pop up, god I can't cope, that's too long without Rick and Morty, I need it in my bloodstream nowwwwwww I love Rick and morty

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY'D THEY HAVE TO NAMEDROP TOTAL RECALL
    WE GET IT, WE GET THE REFERENCE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they have to explain it to the 13yo audience who clearly do not know

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you expect zoomers know good movies?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the writers are fricking terrible.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair i did see total recall and i can't remember Kuato's name

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do appreciate that now Morty is interested in Trisha, rather than Jessica

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 Summer wants to stay this way because she's never been more accepted

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh my glob
    Adventure Time reference?

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wow I thought the slider was gonna be the whole thing this week

    Oh FRICK OFF

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wow I thought the slider was gonna be the whole thing this week
      Exactly this.
      An episode about attribute sliders would have been probably been more interesting than "OPEN YOUR MIIIIIND!"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        We literally saw the extent of the slider inside of 5 minutes

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only because the writers chose not to get more creative with the concept.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            can anyone come up with something more than what they did? i mean for me that was pretty much it

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Morty slides the intelligence slider, realizes what rick did in diehard and becomes the new evil morty

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                that just sounds like really shitty fan fiction

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine the fun that they could have with bizarrely specific stats like metabolism or saliva production.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Morty slides Summer’s boob size to maximum and she remarks to Morty about how he likes them that way. Then when Morty says he will slide them down, she stops him

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's only 4 sliders and boobs isn't one

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Boobs should have been one

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Okay so the pool incident still happens but instead of the kuato shit the plot twist is that now Morty and Summer's stats happen randomly and they are always the opposite of each other. So now they have to learn how to combine their traits together so they can be one functional person.
              Yeah, it's pretty cliche but it'd have been better than the kuato joke being repeated ad naseum.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think this episode was shit but that’s too similar to the Jerricky plot

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Much better just for trying to do something with the attribute slider. This write took a great premise and utterly shit all over it, virtually forgotten the moment we get our new pocket Morty of the week.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        dude OPEN YOUR MIIIIIIIND!

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OPEN YOUR MIND

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man I feel like wishing for a Summer tummybawd episode on the monkey paw was a mistake

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This episode feels really lazy for some reason

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      open your mind bro

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's one joke dragged out un one episode, Die Hard all over again.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Die hard episode at least had the morty and rock plot

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dan Harmon does not believe in B plots

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a redhead Quato
    Oh no, Morty's all in.

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course we couldn't just have a normal fanservice episode. Of course.

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    so they are just going to beat the absolute shit out of this joke for the whole episode...

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the Kuato's are clearly enslaved and Morty will lead them in insurrection? I'm not the only one sensing this right?

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is like the Die Hard episode where they just repeat one phrase over and over

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    and I'm already tuned out

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So this is basically the Quato version of Taken?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So another lame fricking movie parody where they say the name of the movie out loud.

      Great. Much better than the slider fricking up all episode.

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OPEN YOUR MIIIIIND

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha they said the same thing over and over
    that's so hilarious
    its just like Disney's Marvel's Groot from Disney's Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy!

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    so THIS is what happens when Dan Harmon lets his Ivy League writing team handle the reins?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this post premised on the idea that roiland was ever really handling the writing?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He at least had his hands in most of the first two seasons, and High on Life is a thing

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    so is this supposed to be a taken reference episode now?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      called it

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This episode has the most attractive woman designs in the series, and they're ruined by this stupid ass conjoined twin gimmick, frick these writers

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay this is a total recall episode
    now where is the hooker with 3 breasts?

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: gays who haven't opened their mind.

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't funny. Who the frick is on the writing team at Rick and Morty that thinks repeating the same sentence over and over again for 50 times is funny? Fricking moron.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      open your mind bro

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's another joke is repeated for 30 minutes straight over and over again episode
    Boring.

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You think they're gonna drop every episode of the new athf season all in one go tonight?

  76. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is Jessica just gone then? That was the whole high school cast except her, and Morty was into Trisha here

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      she appeared in the last episode

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        As a flashback

  77. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Summer being tied down has nice nude edit potential

  78. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oof, not off to a good start.
    >Morty written like shit
    >One joke (already used in Unmortricken)
    It was good to see Tricia but, pretty bad so far.

  79. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this episode is just like the die hard one
    because they're referencing a movie?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes. because the entire episode is just a reference to a movie. now 2 movies. we are Family Guy now!

  80. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he’s in the taken house
    Are zoomers moronic and need everything spelled out?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      rhetorical

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rick and Morty fans are.

  81. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cute blue alien girl

  82. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they acting like Rick is shit at manhunting? He's went through more hoops competently to successfully figure out who used his toilet?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He couldn't find his nemesis in decades

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rick Prime had plot armor, only someone with more plot armor like Evil Morty could finally beat him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was getting his groove back. He hasn’t done any actual adventuring in potentially weeks, and spent most of his time drunk.

  83. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well at least on the plus side this episode might be a dud but the Attribute Slider is a good concept and hopefully will inspire some good fan content(especially since I doubt anyone is going to be particularly satisfied by this episode)

  84. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I'm coming, Morty"
    yeah, that's the stuff

  85. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Morty's a dog
    jeez

  86. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You remind me of your grandmother
    Give a rest already.

  87. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so glad that Rick respects women!

  88. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh jesus christ.

  89. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shades of the south park cripple fight

  90. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Taken Taken Taken Taken
    Jesus frick.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting bad Die Hard vibes from these jokes.

  91. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    And there it is: the vapid teenager isn't evil but smart just like Beth, Rick sees her as an equal, she's just like his dead wife even.

    Frick the c**t who wrote this.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'd make sense if this really WAS like total recall and it was actually all a dream.

  92. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So does that mean that Rick respects Summer but not Morty?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      Skimmed through the episode, can someone explain how he respects summer but not morty

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because apparently Morty is like a dog to him while Summer reminds him of his wife for some reason.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nevermind, just saw it, wow, what a c**t. Doesn’t even make much sense since in an episode prior, they acknowledged the morty stamps. There has never been any indication that rick sees summer any different from morty until now

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The writers fumbled a line really really hard. They were trying to say that Morty was like a dog (in a good way) that he loves you just because you’re there for him. Summer is more cat-like, where you have to earn her respect, and that’s cool too.
        What it came across as is Rick saw Morty like a pet more than his grandson, which is just terrible.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nevermind, just saw it, wow, what a c**t. Doesn’t even make much sense since in an episode prior, they acknowledged the morty stamps. There has never been any indication that rick sees summer any different from morty until now

          >Morty is like a dog who loves me regardless which is why I give everything to him with no stings attached
          >you like a cat, who only loves me when I put in the effort, which is why I have you run chores for me
          Shouldn't this be the other way around?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s a bad line. While normally true for Morty and Summer, Summer is shown to adore Rick to the point of unreasonablenesses. Rick doesn’t treat her as well as he does Morty. I bet it sounded smart in their head but they’re way off base for all characters involved.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              They were trying to tie into the theme of the episode, that Summer shouldn’t need to beg like a dog and do tricks for approval, that sometimes demanding respect from others is how you get it.
              They just didn’t do a good job with the moment, rushing to make the connection between her and Diane.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They just didn’t do a good job with the moment, rushing to make the connection between her and Diane.
                Something they already crudely shoehorned in during the season 6 premiere too.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought it was handled better there.

  93. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    now it's a will smith movie

  94. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    HE MIKE TYSONED HIM

  95. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, they're really deadset on reusing the same joke over and over this episode, huh?

  96. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    weakest episode of the season?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely, probably has a place in the bottom 10 episodes between the wasted opportunities they had with the episode's starting premise and somehow being even lazier and repetitive with a "movie reference episode" plot than the Die Hard episode which is impressive

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been a terrible, terrible season.

      All the dumbfricks who thought we were back to seasons 1-3 because we had a Rick Prime and a flashback episode back to back.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >All the dumbfricks who thought we were back after a Rick Prime and a flashback episode back to back.
        Yeah I am starting to realize I am a dumbfrick. Got my hopes up after the prior episode was so enjoyable. I think they hit their peak for this season hard and its all downhill now. And the early season was weak.

  97. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Summer is lesbo?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >summer lesbo confirmed
      Boner saved

      >summer is a lesbian now
      How long is she gonna last

      DYKES! The end.

      >yuri ending
      lmao

      Just like her mom.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >summer lesbo confirmed
      Boner saved

      >summer is a lesbian now
      How long is she gonna last

      You guys don't remember the matchmaking app episode?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          well she hooked up with guys and girls in that episode

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Summer has been bi for a long time now. In the app episode some of her pairings were men, some women.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        See

        In the frenzy of the app, that’s bullshit. The reason she’s being a lesbian is because a lesbian got her greedy little mitts on her.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        In that episode the app was shown to have a cartoonish hold on anyone who used it. NOT the same as smugly dismissing a man for a woman for no reason than just to do it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >summer lesbo confirmed
      Boner saved

      >summer is a lesbian now
      How long is she gonna last

      Was revealed in the comics a long time ago.

  98. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >summer lesbo confirmed
    Boner saved

  99. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >summer is a lesbian now
    How long is she gonna last

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      as long as the divorce arc

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So a season?
        Also didn't we know summer was bi she was gonna hook up with a girl during the dating app episode

  100. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, clearly the episode was not great, but was it terrible?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't hate hate it, but that was a waste of time. 4/10

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Apart from 2 jokes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I give it a "PICKLE RICK" "DIE HARD" "OPEN YOUR MIND"/10

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pickle rick >>>>>> die hard >>>>>>>>> open your mind

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're huffing paint if you think die hard was better than this episode.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Die Hard at least was a B-plot
            God, this show really needs to bring B-plots back I don't know why the hell they stopped

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              they stopped because they realized trying to fit good stories into a b-plot makes them bad from being rushed.
              they realized this after the b-plot for the diehard episode fell flat.
              you schmuck.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well it clearly isn't working when there's episodes like this one that go on for too long.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                having one thing interesting about an episode that's carried through is better than nothing. attribute slider being forgotten in favor of kuato memes killed it for me.

                so you agree with me, the problem isn't the a-plot/b-plot formatting, it's the storyline and joke quality.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                A bit of both.
                A good second a/b plot could have saved this episode, since the main plot was terrible.
                A whole new storyline with better jokes would be the better option though.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >A good second a/b plot could have saved this episode, since the main plot was terrible.
                if that's the case, why does everyone call "the die hard episode" the die hard episode? it's one of the few times where the actual episode title "Rick: A Mort Well Lived" actually matched with the main plot.
                clearly, it was because the die hard plot was so terrible, no b-plot could save it.
                but we do still agree, an entirely new story would've been better than this.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The concept of having yourself separated to a billionth of each other is more interesting than kuato spam.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, which is why it's a shame they do nothing interesting with it, because they spent so much more time exploring the stupid alien hans gruber's die hard cult.
              you twit.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                having one thing interesting about an episode that's carried through is better than nothing. attribute slider being forgotten in favor of kuato memes killed it for me.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know what'd redeem it for me would be if next episode it's all ignored and they make a total recall reference in the form of disputing whether or not it even really happened at all.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                nobody even said "start the reactor" what makes you think they give a shit about these references outside of a shortcut for exposition?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but it killed all the good vibes from the last two episodes for me.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >picrel
        Where do the ropes go?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look at the last panel. Don't worry they find a way to use them.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      never let a woman write a episode
      especially a lesbian

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        MODS!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't terrible, but it was mediocre, which is arguably worse.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was ok, which for rick and morty standards its bad but its not totally unwatchable, it had like 8 moments that made me smirk a little, which is pretty good, plus the whole kuato fight sequence was funny, they thinking to shake the fricking creature out of the little robot was good

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not bad but totally inoffensive with a single joke stretched out too far.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was not good but the first episode this season was still worse.

      Still feel like this season is still a good deal better then the last few seasons.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was lame, but not offensively bad like the worst episodes.

  101. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over already? Holy shit that fricking sucked.

  102. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    DYKES! The end.

  103. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a waste of my fricking time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      your browsing Cinemaphile your time cant be that precious

  104. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon episode-tier, killed any momentum they had from the rest of the season

  105. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    New ATHF time

  106. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yuri ending
    lmao

  107. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    5/10

  108. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, and this season was off to a pretty good start.
    What a shit episode.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this season was off to a pretty good start
      you're kidding

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Damn, and this season was off to a pretty good start.
      This is the funnier than anything in the episode.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only good episodes so far was the Rick Prime one and the clip show one

  109. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This episode had the same problem as the bawd Dragon and Sperm episodes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And they all have weirdly similar writing styles too. Are all the shitty episodes written by one guy? because that's how it feels.

  110. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro wtf they're making Summer gay now? Time to hang myself, I guess.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most girls experiment with other girls at least once

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably just a gag for the end of the episode. You're not going to see it be a thing.

  111. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worse than the poopybutthole episode

  112. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok so NEXT week is the school episode
    >Ice T actually voiced by Ice T now
    Kek

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That wasn't Ice-T at all.

  113. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So many cute women! But man this episode ruined it.

  114. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A squid game reference? Fricking really?

  115. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically the funniest episode of the season

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, it was better than expected

  116. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yea this ep was at about at the quality level of this seasons first 4 interesting to look at but not very funny.

  117. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow this was the weakest episode of Season 7, was hoping it would be at least it would be okay like last week

  118. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im hoping for fetish slider art

  119. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was shit, time for Aqua Kino to save the night

  120. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather they stuck with the slider plot. This had much less comedic potential.

  121. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like some anon said, would have been better if Summer was actually going through a Total Recall the whole time

  122. 5 months ago
    Boco

    So now Summer is ugly AND gay.

  123. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Morty's a dog and I don't respect him
    This is adventure time all over again, they hired a bunch of dykes who hate the main character and spend years shitting on him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we have a toxic relationship Morty, I never made you a true partner
      >lmao Morty is my dog *dabs*
      Evil Morty did nothing wrong.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we have a toxic relationship Morty, I never made you a true partner
      >lmao Morty is my dog *dabs*
      Evil Morty did nothing wrong.

      it better be setup for main morty to become evil

  124. 5 months ago
    FunOnTheRun

    >Pocket Morty commercial incoming
    >No Kuato Morty

    WHAT

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frolf Morty was Kuato Morty.

  125. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a shame. The last 3 episodes were really good too. We were starting to get on a roll there.

  126. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was absolutely terrible. The nicest thing I can saw is we got a couple new Rick :3 faces. Next episode looks bad too. Damn.

  127. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was very underwhelming.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, it wasnt bad, just incredibly underwhelming, they had a good streak but fricked it up, this should be next to the jerrick episode, not after a good one like the last one

  128. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    HBO Max keeps putting up the wrong episode titles

  129. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    alright Im out

  130. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    MY NAME
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

  131. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dyke writes her first episode
    >Immediately makes every guy besides Rick and piece of shit and Summer bisexual
    It’s so tiresome. 4/10.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Summer is been bi since the dating app episode

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was portrayed differently and you know it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          She was fine dating both

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            In the frenzy of the app, that’s bullshit. The reason she’s being a lesbian is because a lesbian got her greedy little mitts on her.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        well she hooked up with guys and girls in that episode

        Don't think that counts since everyone was just going with their matches, regardless of what their sexuality was.
        "I quit, I'm gay, and I love Xander!"

  132. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rate the episode.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      solid 5/10

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      3.5/10

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do NOT post my hungry princess wife on Cinemaphile you fricking homosexual

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I will post what princesses I please

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            DO NOT post my Abyss fluffy Embodiment of Value princess on Cinemaphile you fricking homosexual

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              boom

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                DELET

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, you can't stop me posting royalty

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay I’ll only say it once more
                Do NOT post my King(female) of Claws wife on Cinemaphile

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                mayonegg

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >did you know?
                >if you watch jaws backwards
                >it's about a shark who throws up so many people
                >that they have to open a beach?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      3/10

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      4.5/10

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I give it a "PICKLE RICK" "DIE HARD" "OPEN YOUR MIND"/10

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      4/10. Pretty bad and overexplained the good jokes, but I didn't despise it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      6/10
      better pacing and they actually explored a bit more

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      5.8/10 a little bit less than decent

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i was looking foward this episode since fit summer was in the preview

      im beyond disappointed and the lesbian shit is the icing on this shitty ep

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know right, when are we getting gay morty content?
        >gay jerry
        >gay rick
        >gay beth
        >gay summer
        >no morty

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          When was rick gay?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rick had a thing for Bird Person.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            in the unity episode he can be seen having sex with both a girl and a guy

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He fricked other ricks

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              He might've banged a r63 version of himself, you don't know.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The jokes were decent, but the episode itself was horrible, felt like everyone went back to season 1 or they rewrote everyone's personalities.
      Worst of the season.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow this season has been nothing but bangers! I can't even tell the voices are new, they're great! Haven't seen total recall but laughed my ass off every time morty said OPEN YOUR MIND, it's definitely the new SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT. Was also great to see summer kick ass, and have Rick admit that he respects her! Also, Summer is bi confirmed!

  133. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meh at best ep. The best part about it was the start and it kept getting worse from there.

  134. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOO MUCH ANIMATION

  135. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That felt like a B-plot level of content stretched into a whole episode, you could condense that into 10 minutes and keep all the funny bits.

  136. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is every Summer episode one joke over and over?

  137. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how long are summer and her new gf gonna last

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      once she gets introduced to space mom and they have a double date shitting on rick and morty in a flashback episode style

  138. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally can’t notice the difference between Justin voices and new voices anymore

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can in Morty, the new voice can't reach that high pitch for certain line deliveries and is more of a weak falsetto at all times

      Rick is pretty close when he isn't screaming

  139. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Mega Anon got raided?

  140. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they were going to have half the episode be the same joke, why spoil it in a previous one?
    Morty and his relationship with his grandpa got assassinated so Summer could be a lesbo. Second worst in the season after the premiere.

  141. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the shittiest season?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      god awful episode

      yes, even worse than 5 which had at least some great episodes and worse than 6 which was overall better than 5 but had no peaks

      animation and drawing and design are all worse as well this season, there's way less details and colouring, no explosivity

  142. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rick makes spaghetti out of a guy
    >it just so happens that there's actually a whole other planet of completely human-like aliens that turn into spaghetti when they an hero
    >summer and morty become a kuato
    >it just so happens that there's actually a whole other planet of completely human-like aliens that have kuatos
    I'm starting to see a trend with this season and I don't like it. It's like everything everywhere everytime is happening on the smith's backyard and there's an entire planet built on the specific theme of each episode.

    Also way to kill a potentially fun episode by going with a shit reference that gets old fast. At least with the die hard episode they made it a point to have the concept of die hard be a constant that develops by many names across many alien civilizations, it's silly but points for trying to give it a context. Now? There's just a planet full of whatever shit they made up that ep.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon the guy behind it all implied a lot of them bought the kuatos

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not what happened in the spaghetti episode

  143. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hire one lesbian
    >Show pulls an adventure time in just one episode

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was meant to happen

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, that new writer fricked it up

  144. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That next episode preview is one of the worst I've seen.
    >HEY IT'S CELEBRITY LOOK LOOK THEY DID THE THING AND YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE

  145. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    did us summer x morty incestgays eat good this episode or nah?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. They got a little bit of platonic love but it wasn’t really much.

  146. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ONE JOKE, I DON’T KNOW WHY

  147. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is a kuato

  148. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    could you describe this episode as a slow burn? i mean it has some funny jokes like the dramatic effect one but it was a really weird pacing, unlike the last one which has a more fast faced approach with all the clips

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn’t slow it was just one joke for half the episode.

  149. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the new ATHF episodes are way better than the new rick and morty episode

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait the new aqua teen reddit force aired today??

  150. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna admit it, this episode was fricking hot as someone with a pregnancy fetish and as someone who thinks Summer is hot as frick. The shot of her stomach with the shirt on with her stomach bulging is gonna be masturbation material for me.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i thought for sure that summer was going to make out with quiet and morty was going to get to make out with the girl kuato

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They dialed the wierd sex back quite a bit after the roilallegations

  151. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boring episode but I liked monster Morty winning that game

  152. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alex Song-Xia was born in Toronto, Ontario, and grew up in Millburn, NJ. They went to school at New York University, where they were a member of NYU sketch team Hammerkatz and improv team Dangerbox, and later attended Brooklyn College. They studied improv and sketch at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, where they were a house performer, and acting at the William Esper Studio in New York.
    >Alex got their professional start writing for late night television, including for The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (NBC), Night of Too Many Stars (HBO), and It’s Personal with Amy Hoggart (truTV). From there, they moved onto writing for narrative comedies, including for Rick and Morty (Adult Swim), Praise Petey (Freeform), and Little Demon (FX).
    >During the pandemic, they co-founded the non-profit Squirrel Comedy Theatre with five other POC and queer former UCB teachers and performers, with the goal of building a more inclusive comedy community.
    The absolute state of the Hollywood writing industry. Rein in your show Harmon jesus christ

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She wrote a very lame, crappy episode.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow, that explains why the episode was shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >inclusive

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She’s cute. Too bad she fell for the they/them meme.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she
        Anon, I...

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You look at her and tell me she has or has ever had a penis

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they/them
      ugh... any profile written like that feels like the person has multiple personality disorder

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why? The epicine they goes back to Jane Austen times.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      how does comedy legitimately come out of a sheltered nerd that went to UCB?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It don't. It surely don't.

  153. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Episode sucked, should've been generic Summer becoming dumber and buffer as the episode goes on

  154. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >intelligence voosted summer can only develop pathetic telekinesis and not discover portal travel
    No summer prime plot any time soon

  155. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kuato kuato kuato kuato kuato
    SHUT UP

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      OPEN YOUR MIND

  156. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bet justin felt real stupid screaming open your mind for 18 minutes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it ain't justin no more, dawg

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was originally Justin until they redubbed the voice track earlier this year

  157. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    where the frick is the MEGA

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      people don't care about ricky morty anymore. that spaghetti episode was its last hurrah.
      i'm wondering how long it's gonna take for that aqua teen mega to get posted, THAT is a show with a timeless flair and has only been improved by revamping the animation.

  158. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Madridista, amigo, give us the MEGA please.

  159. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no torrent up
    dead show

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just watch a shitrip on youtube

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Beggars cant be choosers. Go watch it on youtube

        frick off shill

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >shill
          Most of the people posting get banned or are bots, who the frick cares. I'll take a subpar service for a subpar episode

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >sir do the needful and click my shitrip
            No thanks Rasheed

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            eat shit homosexual
            mega

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is one in eztv

  160. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    post the fricking mega

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beggars cant be choosers. Go watch it on youtube

  161. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cant find torrent
    Is this show really THAT dead? Christ I hate dykes

  162. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey mega/torrent beggars
    Install stremio and then install torrentio
    It only takes 5 minutes to install and once you do you'll never have to beg for anything ever again, and no, you don't need to give them your email, you can sign in as a guest viewer
    The episode is uploaded there already

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      great, since it's uploaded there someone can reupload it to mega
      i legally can't torrent, my isp will revoke my access, but they don't give 2 shits about sites like mega

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I cant internet provider blocks shit already got a warning or something idk i hate checking emails.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i hate checking emails
        What an absolute zoomer post jesus christ

  163. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please post, i made pizza n got melon boba.

  164. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I did not enjoy it as much as the previous episodes. The kuato joke just wasn't very good and they milked it the whole episode. Also, guess I also didn't enjoy the writing of it in general.

  165. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    man the Cinemaphilemblr takeover sure made Cinemaphile fricking useless kek, not even a MEGA an hour after the episode is over
    later homosexuals

  166. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its up on "Yo ho ho" bay if you frickers are still looking for it don't know if saying the real name counts as advertising

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't piratebay a honeytrap?
      also, advertising has to be more overt than just mentioning the name of a product

  167. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The tripgay who used to post the mega links is gone, how many times do I have to tell you.

  168. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't feel like reuploading it so not technically a mega.
    https://clicknupload.club/rtgddq5vbslc

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks, appreciate it even if it is rate limited to 1mb/s

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      THANK YOU

      based poster!
      i ate my pizza but i can make a snacc. thank you!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, you are the snacc

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish.
          I got spliced mango, boiled egg, and freshly cooled pomegranate and some left over thanksgiving jello for the snacc.
          Trying to not eat chips or bagged cookies...

          Cant wait to watch thanks again anon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for this, I just reuploaded it to a better website for file sharing.
      >aHR0cHM6Ly9waXhlbGRyYWluLmNvbS91L2tTWUExU0g5
      Not quite as good as mega, but better than your site.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What website is this.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          pixeldrain. i had to encode the link using base64 because it said my post was formatted like spam

  169. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    10/10 episode! Badass Summer, kicking doors, b***h slapping buttholes, and getting pussy at the end! The deluge of tears from mysoginistic chuds and incels will be biblical!

    The day of "Roiland who?" is arriving!

  170. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've just now realized that literally every member of the family except Morty has been confirmed to be bisexual at this point.
    It's kinda dumb.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Morty is bisexual, remember king jellybean?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you and your make friends joke around. Of course everyone’s gay but in a hilarious fashion.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beth isn't gay, that stuff with her clone was just narcissism and masturbation.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >me: has half the dna of my dad and half of me mum
        >my sister: has half the dna of dad and half of me mum
        >fricking her is incest not masturbation
        Checkmate moron
        Space beth is her own woman

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Neither of you are the same person nor share the same exact genetic code. So checkmate on my part.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >have sex with another female
        >she is actually not gay tho
        If you frick another man in the ass, you are a homosexual. It doesn’t matter if it’s your clone, both of you are gays

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          but it's not another female. it's the same female.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >see penis
            >i want to suck that
            This makes you a gay. It doesn’t matter if it’s YOUR penis, if you crave dick you are gay

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not at this point. Space beth has likely been exposed to enough space radiation to have suffered some genetic alterations, also her cyborg parts. At this point its like arguing that fricking someone with the same name as you is masturbation

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Literally the same person genetically.

              The fact of the matter is, just because Beth went gay with her clone doesn't mean she's going to be gay with other women.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Selfcest doesn’t count. Memory parasites don’t count. Unity in a guy body doesn’t count. The app made everyone go crazy that doesn’t count.
      I’m fairly certain this is the first explicit gaying of a character in the show without an asterisk, and it just so happens to slide in there the second a lesbian gets the pen.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rick’s a gay for Birdperson, or did gou forget.

  171. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does every single episode always end up in a big massive fightscene against generic paper mache mooks?
    Can they just not think of any other plot than “beating up the le criminal organizayshun”?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hows your own 7 season adult cartoon coming along?
      Oh you dont have one?
      Oh.. then why are you talking?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will ask questions
        I will not consoom product
        I will not get excited to consoom the next product

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why can the cat talk?
          Don't ask questions, just have fun

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back in the good old days they used to run away from fights, and it worked a lot better.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      As far as I can recall, season 4 or 5 is where that became the norm and goddamn has it only gotten even more prevalent and tiresome since then.

      Back in the good old days they used to run away from fights, and it worked a lot better.

      This. Or they had to think their way out of a problem.

  172. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the second summer episode where they just repeat a movie catchphrase over and over again as the joke

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the second summer episode where they just repeat a movie catchphrase over and over again as the joke.
      Seriously, did the same person write the previous "die hard, die hard, die hard" ep or is Summer just cursed to be at the center of le movie reference plots?

  173. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    just started the show. is it still good or no?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      first 2 seasons are consistently good. after that it’s hit or miss.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's way different than season 1 that's for goddamn sure. It's hit or miss, but there's more misses than hits and the hits aren't as good as the early seasons.

        understand that the highs are high but the lows are really low, season 5 for example is almost unbearable, but you will have a good time from season 1 to 3, 4 is ok but sometimes bad, season 5 is fricking terrible, 6 is also ok and 7 is being good up until now, but again, the lows are still low

        There's at least 2-3 good episodes per season after the second one, so not really

        good to know. ill just watch up to season 3 then. i dont need to get hooked on anything. ill just enjoy it as is

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          S4 is great except for episode 4 and 9, and episode 8 is in the top three.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's way different than season 1 that's for goddamn sure. It's hit or miss, but there's more misses than hits and the hits aren't as good as the early seasons.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      understand that the highs are high but the lows are really low, season 5 for example is almost unbearable, but you will have a good time from season 1 to 3, 4 is ok but sometimes bad, season 5 is fricking terrible, 6 is also ok and 7 is being good up until now, but again, the lows are still low

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's at least 2-3 good episodes per season after the second one, so not really

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's still got some great episodes. Honestly you could hit imbd and just skip every episode that's below an 8.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        S4 is great except for episode 4 and 9, and episode 8 is in the top three.

        great idea guys. i will do that. i will say RnM hasn't been super funny. some amusing lines and moments. but i love the scifi exploration. i can see why it became so popular. also that rape episode was so out of left field, i couldn't tell if it was supposed to be a funny moment or not.

  174. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know I thought we were done with these kinds of "aw geez it's like that one thing from that movie" when Roiland got blackballed
    Part of what made me enjoy this season was it seemed like we weren't going back to his "Rick the GREATEST ever because he's SMART and knows NIHILISM IS BASED" shit

  175. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i guess the way it ended was pretty much just for the sake of having a new Pocket Morty?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who even plays that slop? Usually those “dude it’s like Pokémon lmao isn’t that quirky and fun?” style games shut down after 6 months

  176. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How could they?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      she such a size queen. imagine how tight she is

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think the churro has a gender

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It will have one when I’m done with it

  177. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    69

  178. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a weirdly weak episode right after such a great one
    Especially with that Morty Is A Dog shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, he was literally a dog in the last one.

  179. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never known a they/them that was actually pleasant or even just calm to be around.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My ex was alright until the end, but I think she only changed her gender on her CA driver's license as a joke.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The calm ones are usually the ones that are more like "Yeah this is what I'd prefer to be called but just go with whatever works for you"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they can’t be. They have built their whole personality around forcing people to refer to them by made up pronouns and have to get hostile anytime someone sane won’t comply

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        and yet you still used the proper pronouns for them. curious!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          But I didn’t. I used those words correctly, to refer to a group of individuals.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Please stop pretending to be a complete idiot when defending us, it just makes us look dumber.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's "thus" not "us" with they/thems

  180. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rick Prime vs Doofus Jerry?

  181. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Attribute slider should have been the whole episode 7 rick and morty plot, things were getting good pre-quado.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pre-kuato
      typo

  182. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Summer care about high school when she's literally mini-Rick

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rick was willing to throw everything away for high school in the tiny Rick episode

  183. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    am i supposed to understall all these boomer references?
    die hard and total recall came out 35 years ago.
    it's the equivalent of you guys watching 60's movies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      *understand

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 25 and I've watched those movies. Maybe get some taste?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >watching movies a decade before you were born
        lmao

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          A majority of movies that exist are before everyone currently living was born.

  184. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yuck.

    At least they don't get revenue from me, I watch it on Kim's Cartoons

  185. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    so is morty and summer having a psychic link going to be a main continuity thing now or will it be forgotten after they change morty back next ep

  186. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disgusting. But expected from these Cali pedophiles degenerates.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you waifu summer you also get her gf anon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She could at least have Rick fix the scar

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      not to be that guy but supposing that she was born with her psychic stomach baby wouldn't she still be missing a massive part of herself here?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They look pretty cute, hopefully it gets developed in a non-cancerous way.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least she’s got good taste. Also, we can firmly state that Summer prefers blonds.

  187. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this just in dailywire just hired justin roiland to write a new conservative cartoon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      American Dad is still 10x the quality this shit has, while also being a conservative cartoon.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >American Dad
        >a conservative cartoon.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          And Rick and Morty is a liberal one? Saying "isn't it weird how people like Nazism now ahah" isn't saying that you hate it.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            climate change and police brutality against minority jokes

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wait, I can't be a right leaning person and advocating for climate changes? I didn't get my political ideologiea from Alex Jones.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No you can’t moron. Climate change is a uniquely left held policy.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you fricking stupid? If the right party I'm voting for in my country wins the elections, they will also have to deal with the year of year drying of the rivers in the south of my country. They can't deny something that is affecting our agriculture . You fricking moron.

                Holy shit you goddamn moron. I don't get my political views from Alex Jones.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                advocating for climate changes sounds like you want everyone to use diesel engines so we can frick up the climate, lmao

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it sounds like someone worried by the price of food, once farmers don't have enough water for their plantations.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >advocating for climate changes
                The Emissary of Climate Changes

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's a difference between a joke with woke undertones and a "climate change is bad" or "police kill black people when they don't have to wear bodycams" delivered straight like it's a political statement or public service announcement.
                There were plenty of feminist jokes in the gazorpazorp episode in season 1 delivered with actual humor.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                the gazorpazorp episode sucked though

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The woke jokes have gotten lazier. At least there was a setup and a punchline here (white families get rapid response). Here, it's just a one liner.
                Not to mention having Rick, who's a callous sardonic butthole, deliver it with the utmost sincerity just feels out of character

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                both jokes have a punchline and a setup. the setup being that they are like police, and then the punchline comes
                >who's a callous sardonic butthole, deliver it with the utmost sincerity just feels out of character
                he points out shit that is wrong with the world all the time

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he
                trans women are women nazi
                Kys

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Roiland's rape apologist fanboys don't think black lives matter and that man made climate change is real
                Wow what a coincidence!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's pretty funny (for all the wrong reasons) how Rick took so much offense to scientology fed "not believing in therapy" in the President episode as if it wasn't his exact opinion in Pickle Rick.

  188. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >revealed to canonically be a sub 7 last week
    >now this
    Holy frick summerkeks can't catch a fricking break lmao

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s been a rough patch for Summer. Not gonna lie, I was worried this might happen when I checked out the writer before the episode aired. I was excited to see her in action, but, this is about what I should have expected.
      Her being cute, not hot, is in line with what I know about her, but the looseness she shows towards who she’s chasing and non sci-fi influenced bisexuality isn’t what she’s been shown to be. I still love her, but it’s sad to see her written so carelessly, and not even for the sake of a good episode.
      I guess there’s always next year…

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should've waifu'd a girl with a design so hot that even R&M artstyle can't ruin it, chump.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The artstyle isn’t the issue, and once again, Summer being a canon 6 (slightly above average, not remarkably so) feels right to me. Its her declining characterization that I’m disappointed in.
          Anyway, I know you’re being a dick but I’m happy you got to see Tricia this episode being herself. I’d like to see more of her in the next episode at school.

  189. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oof… yeah, can’t say I was a fan of this one. Rough first swing from a new writer.

    Serious character assassination going on this episode. Morty was treated to his worst characterization… ever. Not only does it spit in the face of his growth, he’s completely infantilized, regressed beyond even the pilot, and then his voice is stolen, essentially writing him out of half the episode. Summer is oddly portrayed as only looking for hookups, which goes against her consistent search for greater connection in romantic relationships (Ethan, Hemorrhage) and otherwise (Rick, her mom). Her resolution to seeking this vapid affection by cheating her attributes is… to receive it anyway from a non-character in a strange display of bisexual one-upmanship? Worst of all is Rick, who, after finally growing to the best relationship with Morty he’s had in years, likens what they have to him owning a dog, throwing away years of development in an instant.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beyond the bad characterization, the episode is a showcase of the show’s worst tendencies towards humor. Wooden, on the nose, placeholder dialogue from incidental characters, leaning into bits past the point where it ‘s funny, and an over-reliance on a pop culture reference. Like “Summer does a Die Hard”, a large chunk of this episode had to do with the characters shouting out that the show is referencing something, to the point that Morty is reduced to just a movie quote.

      The episode’s resolution feels unearned. Morty goes from out of character to in character, which really takes the wind out of the sails of “not feeling like a parasite” (besides, it’s awful and out of character that Rick and Summer, and the show, feel that way about him in the first place). As said before, Summer doesn’t really grow either, her appreciation for her brother is iffy because it doesn’t relate to why he was bothersome earlier in the first place, and her answer to Jimmy was to just do the same thing with a woman because… she can? I get that Morty being cheered on by the classmates was supposed to show that the true recognition Summer wanted wasn’t going to come from her appearance or physical ability, but from being present and fun to be around… but it just falls flat in execution. It’s episodes like these and Hugh Jackman that make me worry for the show. Without B-plots, you really have to make sure your lead story is rock solid to land it. On top of that, Summer is underutilized, when she’s used, I want to see her shine better than this. It feels like a waste otherwise.

      Anyway, on the plus side, the art team absolutely NAILED the episode, and it was nice to see Tricia, Nancy and Brad get some use. Hopefully the lesbo writer doesn’t stick around for long, or improves dramatically (lest we have have a new Rutherford situation going on).

      3.5/10 - My mind was not opened.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Great analysis of the episode.
        >to the point that Morty is reduced to just a movie quote.
        This one line pretty much sums up most of their attempts at humor. Literally state the exact reference as much as possible. Even resorting to saying "Taken" out loud when the movie was already on most of the audience's mind to begin with.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beyond the bad characterization, the episode is a showcase of the show’s worst tendencies towards humor. Wooden, on the nose, placeholder dialogue from incidental characters, leaning into bits past the point where it ‘s funny, and an over-reliance on a pop culture reference. Like “Summer does a Die Hard”, a large chunk of this episode had to do with the characters shouting out that the show is referencing something, to the point that Morty is reduced to just a movie quote.

      The episode’s resolution feels unearned. Morty goes from out of character to in character, which really takes the wind out of the sails of “not feeling like a parasite” (besides, it’s awful and out of character that Rick and Summer, and the show, feel that way about him in the first place). As said before, Summer doesn’t really grow either, her appreciation for her brother is iffy because it doesn’t relate to why he was bothersome earlier in the first place, and her answer to Jimmy was to just do the same thing with a woman because… she can? I get that Morty being cheered on by the classmates was supposed to show that the true recognition Summer wanted wasn’t going to come from her appearance or physical ability, but from being present and fun to be around… but it just falls flat in execution. It’s episodes like these and Hugh Jackman that make me worry for the show. Without B-plots, you really have to make sure your lead story is rock solid to land it. On top of that, Summer is underutilized, when she’s used, I want to see her shine better than this. It feels like a waste otherwise.

      Anyway, on the plus side, the art team absolutely NAILED the episode, and it was nice to see Tricia, Nancy and Brad get some use. Hopefully the lesbo writer doesn’t stick around for long, or improves dramatically (lest we have have a new Rutherford situation going on).

      3.5/10 - My mind was not opened.

      You're unironically good at writing episode reviews, you could open a blog.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think that’s a compliment, but I’m sorry to blogpost. I just like the show a lot and want to see it do better. The season has taken some big steps to do that, but is still somewhat falling into the same traps.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's ok, this place is for people to share their thoughts about cartoons and that's exactly what you did.

  190. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they need to transition to seasonal villains like dexter

  191. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't one of you useless homosexuals upload to bflix already, god I hate this fricking site.

  192. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wake me up when it gets to this degree

  193. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >last episode confirms Summer is below a 7/10
    >now she hooks up with a woman
    Summergays lost

  194. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Morty’s stats. Canonical rizzler.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are maxed out, but they're also unlabeled. morty's maxed int is probably a fraction of a pip of rick's bar.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely think they’ve answered how smart Morty is. The answer is very, he just lacks wisdom and experience. He’s got a lot of potential, just like Rick said in the pilot.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      so a spread of 70 points across 4 categories that each can max out at 30 points, kind of surprising that Morty's actually got both maxed out Charisma and Intelligence, would probably have made more sense if they had had an extra stat or two to better spread the points around, also anyone got a screencap of Summer's base stats for comparison?

      wonder where the "human average" for stats lie, I assume probably somewhere between 10 and 15(which would fit pretty well with Morty's strength only being 3 and his dexterity being at 7)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think they wanted to make it clear how the see the character. Morty has more going for him than first meets the eye.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      if morty has maxed int and chr then how come he hasn't turned into evil mort?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because he still hasn’t given up on his grandpa.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Morty has charisma when he tries. See Planetina and Toxic Morty.

  195. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So at this point is Morty the only straight one in the family?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Self-cest, memory parasites, the app, and banging your hivemind girlfriend in a male body doesn’t count. If Rick has romantic feelings for Bird Person, that might count, but that’s been left ambiguous. This is the first time we’ve seen a character be bisexual without any qualifiers. Summer doesn’t need an excuse, she’s up to smash clam.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        First time my ass Jerry he a three way with a fishman and his wife.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I totally forgot about Mr. Nimbus, yeah that was terrible. Jerry X Beth X Space Beth is significantly better.
          That said, Jerry’s attraction to Nimbus seemed less like he was gay, and more like he and his wife wanted to explore together. Still gay, but not exactly the same as what just happened with Summer.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            First time my ass Jerry he a three way with a fishman and his wife.

            Are we sure Jerry did gay shit or did they just spit roast Beth?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Left up to viewer interpretation, unlike Summer flaunting her pull in front of Jimmy.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              First time my ass Jerry he a three way with a fishman and his wife.

              Jerry didn't do gay shit, you dumb shits.

              He's a cuck. He's into being in the cuck chair. He let Mr. Nimbus frick his wife while he watched.

  196. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surely Jessica will show up in the next episode, right?
    >she showed up last week
    That was a flashback to an undetermined time, it doesn’t count

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The side characters are only required to show up for one line to pay the voice actors. Anything else is what they actually want to do.
      Morty being friendly with Brad is weird, Jessica is a big question mark. If she’s gonna show up again it’s next episode that’ll explain it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jessica has the same VA as Rick’s car so she already got her check this season

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A flashback to when? The Nimbus episode was treated as Morty finally manning up and asking out Jessica, and that's when she becomes a time lord and dumps Morty. The only possible explanation I can think of is that the Parmesian Universe didn't have the Nimbus episode happen in it

  197. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they fricked up putting it on YouTubeTV

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      In what way? If there’s a unique issue I’d want to archive it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, just didn’t put it up at all

  198. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, think of it this way Summerbros, she’s probably easy to convince into a threesome.

  199. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even care about Summer hooking up with a woman when it's a clear gag, but the fact that it's some random background character and there isn't a real punchline beyond "remember her from earlier" is what sucks.

  200. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the episode kinda sucked but there were some funny bits.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This season has been weak on humor. For all the faults that this episode has, it’s actually one of the funnier ones (last episode was funnier though).

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but holy mother of cringe. they kept reacting to everything as if the stakes were super high, when 99% of the time the stakes are nonexistant and the drama between them is what gets things going

  201. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Entire episode was just one fricking joke dragged out for almost half an hour
    Yep, this show's dead.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every season has a weak link. The first two season’s had pretty decent weak links, but from then on there’s bound to be a bomb or two. I was really hoping S7E1 was going to be the only one, but it looks like we have at least two this season. Still, this was better than S7E1.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This entire season is a weak link. The arch enemy episode was terrible, for example. I rather watch the dragons episode.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Season 7 is fluctuating in quality unlike the other seasons.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait no, it's not even a joke as a joke has a punchline. It's just a fricking reference stretched to 22 minutes.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        reference to what? Alien?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was a Total Recall reference. You should watch it, it’s good.

  202. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't get the episode. What was the joke? The concept (deformed stomach babies) wasn't funny nor especially interesting.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like that one movie... plus that other movie...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's like that one movie... plus that other movie...
        They've been doing episodes like this since the beginning.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yea but in the beginning they didn’t have the characters explicitly say what movie the parody is from

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            the fricking die hard episode gave me an aneurysm

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The second episode is Rick flat out saying they're doing an Inception multiple times, and the Purge episode is self explanatory.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            As much as I love the early episodes, this is actually my biggest flaw with them. No, pop culture has always been in the DNA of the show. I wish it was more nuanced, that they could still tell better jokes than WE’RE REFERENCING THIS THING, but the references themselves are not new.

  203. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What made this episode sting even worse was that the attribute slider was more interesting than a Quatto. I was actually excited for where it was headed.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was heading nowhere. The slider and quato suffered from the same problem, where they came up with a neat concept but had no idea where to take it. The ideas started and ended at the pitch meeting.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It was heading nowhere. The slider and quato suffered from the same problem, where they came up with a neat concept but had no idea where to take it. The ideas started and ended at the pitch meeting.
        I dunno the ideas suggested in

        [...]
        [...]
        At least based off what we know from the Cold Opening I see three likely ways this will go;

        1) Summer either intentionally or accidentally ends up sliding too many points off her intelligence and goes full caveman*

        2) Summer somehow damages the device and it malfunctioning is sliding her attributes all over the place for comedy and/or horror

        3) Morty does end up getting an Attribute Slider of his own(or steals Summer's) and we get some sci-fi sibling rivalry shenanigans

        *this one is a bit cliche for a Muscle Growth scenario(especially in Western Animation) but obscure enough of a cliche that I could see it being played relatively straight even in a show like Rick and Morty

        could have been fun, certainly more enjoyable than them just stretching out a Total Recall reference for 20 minutes

  204. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the worst episode so far, the jokes were lame, it didn't help that Morty was a whiny little b***h despite everything he has experienced

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Morty's a dog, why do you expect anything out of him?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that whole exchange made no sense whatsoever

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that whole exchange made no sense whatsoever
          Maybe if you're autistic, it means that Rick has 0 expectatuons of Morty while he expects more from Summer.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, it makes sense what the writer thought they were saying, but it doesn’t fit any of the characters. Morty is the one that actually calls Rick out for his shit, demanding to be treated better and slowly growing to be worthy of Rick’s respect, Summer is the sycophant chore boy that shines his shoes for headpats and treats.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            rick has been using morty to do his bidding for the whole series and didn't get anything for free, that's why the exchange makes no sense

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t blame Morty. This episode is the worst he’s ever been written. Shockingly OOC.

  205. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Predict what they'll say in behind the episode

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Writer will gush over Summer being bi.

      It was heading nowhere. The slider and quato suffered from the same problem, where they came up with a neat concept but had no idea where to take it. The ideas started and ended at the pitch meeting.

      Ultimately true, but I think the slider had more built-in potential.

      Season 7 is fluctuating in quality unlike the other seasons.

      It’s like their battling over the better version of the show and the low point (Season 4/5).

  206. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The episode wasn't great but it's still not on the lows of the Dragon or Voltron episodes. Low bar, but it still entertained me for most of the second half.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoyed the dragon episode more than kuato

  207. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Early season:
    >We’re doing Jurassic Park, but in the human body! Morty struggles with a crush! Also, the family deals with Christmas drama.
    >We’re doing inception, in a math teacher’s head! What crazy, depraved, non-inception parody situations will we find there? Also, the family dog becomes sentient and leads an uprising against the humans because his balls were cut off.

    New seasons:
    >Summer shouts Die Hard for half the episode while doing Die Hard. Also, Rick needs to piece Morty back together again inside of Roy.
    >Morty becomes a Quatto, and says the line from the movie for half the episode. We go to a Quatto planet and the villain is a double (no triple, no quadruple) Quatto. Also, there is no also.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Early season too:
      >We're in the purge planet and we're going to purge, haha purge

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        People complained about the purge episode at the time for exactly this. I gave it half-a-pass because Rick and Morty straight up doing a purge is fun and fits the show, but it’s not one of the great episodes.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        vindicators did the same thing with the saw+avengers combo but that one was enjoyable

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol that one was shit

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dan Harmon admitted it to being his least favorite episode.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dan Harmon admitted it to being his least favorite episode.

            >While acknowledging that his answer is probably not a shocker, he explained, "My favorite Rick and Morty episode? I'll go with 'Pickle Rick,' even though it's cliché."
            vindicators is objectively kino

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah I can think both of those are bad

  208. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This episode feels so fricking hacky and weird
    >Why is Rick talking and acting like that? did a woman write this?
    >Summer is a hecking lesbian now
    Ah, I get it now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the dog vs cat joke

  209. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will women stop writing Rick and Morty?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The worst writer on the show is a dude.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        who was it and which episodes did he write?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nick Rutherford.
          >Sperm Episode
          >Dinosaurs bring world peace
          >Hugh Jackman

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I stand corrected

  210. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WAHHH IT WAS A SHIT EPISODE WAHH WAHHHHHH
    Im thinking you just need to open your mind some more Cinemaphile.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe tell us why you think it's good instead of being a complete consooming moron.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe you should just open your mind

  211. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something I've noticed this season is that there's been zero B-plots in any of the episodes.

  212. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are different tiers of badness. This episode was on the Raising Gazopazorp tier, not a Nick Rutherford barrel-bottom.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s worse than Gazorpazorp, which was just meh. I’d agree it’s not bottom because at least the inciting incident was interesting and there was a few decent gags. Seriously though, the most out of character episode for multiple players.

  213. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OPEN
    YOUR
    MIND

  214. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My least favorite episode is probably the one about the megazord.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      OPEN YOUR MIND

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reasonable. I kinda liked the voice over gimmick but otherwise pretty bland. If you’re gonna pay tribute to anime you shouldn’t do it like that, just makes you feel like a poser.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was the most basic anime gags
        >budget Voltron
        >anime characters have big eyes and make silly noises

  215. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    did they fire the inbetween animators or something? I'm noticing that a lot of the scenes are unusually stuttery

  216. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is like the Die hard episode without the Roy plot to carry it.
    Its one of the worst episodes for sure but not as bad as the sperm one.

  217. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >homophobic chuds seething
    based Rick and Morty writers
    lol

  218. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >quato knife!
    >oh he's got missiles!
    Not only is this dialogue completely unnecessary, it reduces rick to a passive commentator

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