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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i saw this episode when i was in high school and thought it was so smart
    i watched it again recently with my gf and said “lol this shit is moronic”

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >high school

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember what you just posted so you don't wonder why she leaves you in about a year or two.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either this site needs to stop allowing zoomers to register or I need to be made immortal, this is fricking bullshit

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The new voices are awful, bros.
    I heard they HAD to select them from a pool of writers/actors guild members.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All things considered they're pretty great.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're identical and the season has been the best one in years. Justin's redditshit was what was holding the show back the whole time

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They're indentical
        bro you might be deaf how the frick could you ever think that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They're identical

        HAHAHAHAHAAHHA

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        As long as they get rid of his reddit shit and political inserts every other episode I'm fine personally. I want to explore the universe and see new shit, not hear him prattle to the viewers what he saw on r/politics while writing the script.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    normal words but a reddit guy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why this made me laugh so much.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Justin's redditshit was the problem
      Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the problem start when they let women into the writing room? I noticed a very dramatic turn into obsessing over pseud psychology, moralgayging, and politics after the second season. Don't get me wrong, he and Dan never struck me as the types who would die defending their show from reddit-tier homosexualry, but they also don't strike me as the type to be the ones shoehorning it in tbh.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        many such cases. remember adventure time?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smiling Friends won
    Newgrounds won
    Chuds won

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The nasally israelite from smiling friends is more funny than Roiland could ever hope to be.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why modern writers keep praising therapy? Even when better shows like Monk or The Sopranos already showed how therapists are just as fallible human beings and therapy can't help in any meaningful, lasting way, and in some cases it will even enable and provide repertoire for a psycho to be even more manipulative and evil?

    People who lack religion and faith are so quick to put ANYTHING ELSE in the altar.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/NNpPK8C.jpg

      >Rick is the smartest person in the univer-

      Rick is an alcoholic who puts everyone he knows in danger. He also has sex. No idea why incels worship him. He's nothing like you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this character isn't a carbon copy of you, why do you like him so much???
        Woman moment.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Best post on the board right now

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          stop replying to your own posts you fricking troony.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            moron

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody's worshipping him outside of reddit, and I myself don't really connect with fictional characters that often to the point of yelling their name out loud in a McDonald's

        The only moment that made me connect with Rick is when he saw everyone calling Pissmaster a piece of shit because he lost a fight and he went over to his house to have a drink with him.

        Then he found out that killed himself and his daughter knocked on the door concerned for him.

        It sounds cringe as I am typing this but that scene made me tear up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tldr

      >Why modern writers keep praising therapy?
      it's pandering to zoomies who think it magically solves all problems

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just another grift.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is your opinion on therapy formed only on tv shows...?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        sopranos is a terrible choice because chase hates everybody and ironically enough only started shitting on therapy after the first season

        Has anyone here ever gone to therapy because from my vantage point it seems like a scam. Like, a lot of women I know under 30 and even under 40 have done it and are on some prescription but none of them seem happier for it. maybe they would be worse if they didn't go, but it seems really expensive for little tangible gain.

        varies wildly by practice, you might find a great one or you might get literally nothing out of it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people who lack religion
      You just had to out yourself as an idol worshipping christcuck, did you? You poltards larping as christian out of sheer contrarianism are so fricking arrogant, you're no better than the fedora tippers from reddit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >christcuck
        >poltards
        how's the weather in Let's Genocide the Palestinians land?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not Christians worshipping idols
        It's "enlightened" atheists

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >religion mentioned
        >immediately lunges at christianity
        why are athiests so obsessed with christians?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          cuz they are the biggest religion

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          because it's always smug homosexual Christians or towelheads who need to talk publicly about how "their bed time story to make them feel better about life is actually the real one, guys."

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just another pseudo subscription to make zoomers spend all of their pay as soon as they get it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      therapy is paying to talk with a liberal until you start agreeing with her

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then go to a psychiatrist. Not a therapist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that the entire field of psychology/psychiatry/sociology is a fraud. More than 90% of all studies are not reproducible.
      And all the famous experiments you ever heard of (Stanford Prison Experiment, The Milgram Experiment, Bobo Doll Experiment) were all proven to be fake.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The rat paradise behavioral sink experiment is based frick you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Source: I read it on an infographic on /misc/

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically this.
          The last 4 literally proved every single "conspiracy theory" from racist schizos on /misc/. But all the semen in your ass and mouth makes you incapable of realizing this.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You could have just said "yes that's correct I'm an idiot," we don't need the longwinded followup

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody thinks therapists are infallible

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a way for women and soiboys to vent without involving their friends. These days you can’t confide in your friends cus muh boundaries and cancel culture.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A few years ago a therapist effectively called me an incel and said my life was going to keep getting worse because I was a 23 year old virgin. I have never been closer to killing myself.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What has changed in the few years since?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know this wasn't meant as a joke but I belly laughed reading this

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I got a master's degree from Oxbridge and am starting my PhD this year.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The main reason is that you can't easily show introspection in a series without needing something weird like an inner monologue, which takes the viewer out of the experience. Theoretically, a good therapy session in a TV show could present the therapist as a representation of that character's inner conscience. In practice, this fails, and it feels more like listening to a preachy writer self-insert.

      Rick & Morty's entire conceit is that the former is extremely smart but then goes on to frame that as crippling. Sure, in-universe this is justified by his actions and mannerisms, but then the show uses this therapy scene to explain that relating to or even idolizing a supergenius badass is actually LE BAD and that you're LE COPING. In and of itself this is a cope for a weak writing team who feel they need to subvert the typical crazy uncle stereotype, itself being a subversion of traditional family values.

      In conclusion, Melfi deserved to be raped.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and it feels more like listening to a preachy writer self-insert.
        That's exactly what the therapist is. Which is why she's the worst character on the show.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because we killed religion and to fight the reminders of our mortality and shame we have to drug our brains away and give money to a scam like psychiatry invented by some guys that wanted to frick their own mothers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      modern writers have their own therapists, they don't have friends to depend on as they only got to where they were by backstabbing and competing with everyone they ever met. A therapist will never tell them what they need to hear, they will help conjure up a cope that makes the writer think they were right all along. The therapist is a car crash in their own right, ultimately they use the patient for their own therapy. They all feel better because it's natural you feel better about something when you say it out loud to someone

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same way boomers praised church constantly, it's just a thing they do to feel more moral than others. Most of these people have no friends and a therapist is basically a paid sounding board to bounce shit off of.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women love therapy and we live in a matriarchy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because we live in a time where everyone, especially women, non-whites, and leftists, want to be a victim. You get sympathy, attention, and oftentimes special privileges for being recognized as a victim. When you can’t portray yourself as a victim in a certain context, the best thing you can do is virtue signal for praise and attention, but I digress.

      Anyway, the easiest ways to portray yourself as a victim are to say your oppressed because you’re not a straight white male or to say you have a mental problem like anxiety or depression which no one can prove you objectively don’t have. But for some people that’s not enough. They don’t want people to be questioning their victimhood, they want to prove and validate it, especially because that will give them even more attention, sympathy, and special privileges. How do you prove anxiety and depression? You go see a doctor or therapist, who then go on to prescribe you a ton of unneeded drugs for the billion dollar pharmaceutical companies but I digress again.

      So now you have lots of people trying to show their victim hood through therapy, especially women and leftists. And their victim good is such a huge part of their identity and life so naturally it is expressed in their work. And since basically every writer, director, producer, and any other role in Hollywood is done by leftists and/or women you see therapy come up a lot. And that’s especially true in things written by women, because women are incapable of writing or creating anything that doesn’t center around their victimhood (feminism, oppression, depression/anxiety/therapy), their power fantasies, their sexual fantasies, and their self-inserts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just women. Men don't give a fricking shit about therapy. We'll go through physical training and motivational channels and reading shit. We'll talk out our issues with our dads or our friends or with God or what have you. But sitting in a room across from another man and speaking in a sotto tone and crying into your hands? Frick all that. Reminds me of this lame ass YouTube ad I keep getting this some fat Samoan with b***h eyes telling me that it's OK to not be OK. Like get the frick out of my face with your stupid grifting female bullshit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Our society and culture is sick and evil, it alienates good people and makes them feel depressed.
      Therapists exist to gaslight good depressed people into thinking that it's not society that has failed by themselves.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This post is supremely ironic coming from a braindead phoneposter

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      therapy plays a special role as the new confessor of post modernities non-religious apparatus.
      the therapist can fix you, they have the answers, they have a degree, take these pills

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        go away phoneposter

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a huge portion of milenials and zoomers are in therapy and on SSRI's

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Our world is broken and there is no -real- fix. Therapy is hailed as a cure all because it's another part of the control structure. End goal is you functional enough to navigate our rotten society, too broken to do anything to change it and wallet lighter for your trouble.

    You'll find most of the things held holy in our world of broken wrongness takes this shape.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Our society would actually be fine if there were less people around and the western nations go back to being 99% white

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's thoughts like these therapy fixes. Understand? Wink wink. MAPD

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know, despite the plague they seem pretty happy and full of community.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...Why did you post this picture of modern day India, anon?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has anyone here ever gone to therapy because from my vantage point it seems like a scam. Like, a lot of women I know under 30 and even under 40 have done it and are on some prescription but none of them seem happier for it. maybe they would be worse if they didn't go, but it seems really expensive for little tangible gain.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My parents sent me to a therapist after their divorce because I kept getting in trouble in school. The therapist didn't do shit. We played board games and did small talk. It was never deep. She didn't present me with any magical solution. I'm just glad they never put me on drugs.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're supposed to pay the therapist for 10 000$ or 20 sessions before you start seeing improvement

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I tried it for a while and it did nothing for me. I also know a literal homosexual who talks with his therapist weekly and yet after years of that he's still depressed, neurotic and addicted to sex.
        Honestly I think that for the most part they are just someone you can vomit all your problems to for an hour a week so that you don't have to subject your friends and family to that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Therapy is about getting your dumbass to do the work necessary to either A) change your circumstances or B) learn to be happy in spite of your shit circumstances. That's all it comes down to. SSRIs can help if you have a legit neurochemical imbalance, but most people don't and they just need help reframing their state of mind towards healthier patterns of behavior. Often people who decry therapy didn't realize they needed to do the heavy lifting to feel better, not the therapist.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Often people who decry therapy didn't realize they needed to do the heavy lifting to feel better, not the therapist.
          Same thing from a different angle: of the people I know that went to therapy and benefited from it, most of them had been given the exact same advice from their friends and family for years but simply refused to put in the effort to change until they were paying someone to tell them what they needed to hear.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Therapy is one of a million ways braindead globohomosexual shills like you institutionalize everything. For $100 I'll help you change those circumstances and get you out of this scam cult or teach you to be happy despite being a mindless cultist therapist.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the therapist's job isn't to help you but to tell you things you already know and/or offer you drugs to make you feel better about your problems instead of solving them
          and if that doesn't work they just euthanize you, what a great profession. takes a lot of effort to make faith healers and altmed quacks and other charlatans look good by comparison but psychologists pull it off effortlessly

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was told by my ex-girlfriend that I had to go to therapy if she was going to stay with me.
        The waiting list was four months, so I found a therapist and waited, she said that I should have phoned around until I found someone without a waiting list because she didn't have to wait for a therapist back when she tried to kill herself eight years before.
        I couldn't get it through to her that she would have been bumped up that list a lot because she tried to end things and my reason for going to therapy was "My girlfriend thinks I need it."

        She also got angry at me for not wanting to go for myself but because she wanted me to go.
        She'd been in therapy for almost a decade and was better than when she was suicidal but not really functional without her drugs and dumped me one day before one of the therapists finally got back to me to tell me they had an opening in six weeks for me.
        All of her friends were in therapy and had been for years as well and she'd fricking talk like a therapist whenever we'd argue about something and drive the conversation around in circles while pretending to be the calm adult despite every part of the problem being her.

        Basically frick therapy, I went because at that point it had cost me a two year relationship and it was pointless in the end. I should have lied and said I went and saved a ton of money.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds pretty bad. Sorry you had to go through all that malarkey.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >She also got angry at me for not wanting to go for myself but because she wanted me to go.
          oh, yeah, and a whole lot of this from everyone.
          I don't see how talking about shit is going to give back the 20 fricking years i wasted on "education" while being told that socialising comes AFTER you are successful by my idiot parents.
          I don't see how my 'pattern of behaviour' is the reason that my wife was fired for getting pregnant at a time her employer didn't gel with. I don't see how my behavioural patterns landed me jobs working for morons that call themselves "managers" without knowing what's going on in the businesses they're supposed to be "managing"

          it's just a way to give my hard earned money to some fricking "professionals".

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My friend was literally a therapist and he rage-quit after seeing what a scam it was.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        multiple times at the absolute insistence of my family
        >shop around for one for a while, most are old b***hes that can't even pretend to be cordial
        >finally set an appt with my first one:
        >i talk about how i cannot assert myself with people, she flies into an explanation on the differences between "assertion" and "agression", i feel i just failed to assert to her that I fail to assert things to people
        >she hears about my job problems (including my absolute refusal to continue applying for jobs left and right while hearing NOTHING back unless I have some kind of social connection in place) and marriage issues, tells me that mens rights are in a shitty place and to just let my wife do whatever, tells me to just get a new job
        >family that pressured me into seeing someone now telling me that I must have gone to the wrong person despite me spending so long picking and choosing who to talk to
        >further reinforcing the "i can't fricking do anything right" mindset that they're citing as a big reason i should be spending my hard-earned money on this shit

        >see another one and realise that any time I switch who i'm seeing, I have to spend the whole first session going over my life story and what's bothering me so much
        >paying other people to relive my fricking trauma over and over again to people who can barely pretend to care
        >do exactly this a number of times
        >last attempt was especially bad as the guy i was talking to got some black doctor halfway through to come and spit reasons why i should be on mood pills

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE THERAPY

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rick is so stupid, he couldn't every figure out the movie Inception.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only midwits like inception, it's Nolan's worst film.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the left can't meme.jpg

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is not therapy not working, it's that it's a bloated field full of women wanting to fix themselves and following female brain guidelines at best and excusing awful behaviors at worst
    Get yourself a male therapist who isn't a homosexual and probably religious too and you'll see a lot of difference

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Get yourself a male therapist who isn't a homosexual and probably religious too and you'll see a lot of difference
      100% this

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont get it.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This character is literally the self insert of a obese oriental that's also the show runner for Shehulk.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      harmon let her do this because she was brave enough to suck his deformed micro penis

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then everyone applauded. Seriously though, considering the obvious big breasts and red-head fetish of the creators I do think it's hilarious they made mommy Sarandon a fricking asiatic.

    Also yes the new voices suck, and they should have done something like they Solar Opposites.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't even saying anything. It's several disjointed observations stitched together with far too many words. 10/10, very realistic depiction of a therapist.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >10/10, very realistic depiction of a therapist.
      Strongly disagree. Parents forced me to see a psychiatrist and a psychologist and they both diagnosed with the 'tism.

      It's sort of hilarious telling them off sometimes. Especially when they tried to make me go to group therapy with other tards. I said I didn't want to go because there might be trans or israelites or blacks there and I am disgusted by all. Then they both had to sit there and listen to me explain why using sound logic and reasoning that they couldn't debunk.

      Therapy was actually good for me. People think it was good for me for the wrong reason though, I just feel better due to earning a smug satisfaction that both medical and philosophical doctorates couldn't poke holes in my Christian logic. I let normal people think that the therapy is making more compassionate and tolerant, but no it's really just secret smug satisfaction.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        10/10, very realistic depiction of autism.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        10/10, very realistic depiction of someone who goes to therapy: buttholes who like to talk about themselves for an hour so they can feel a sense of superiority.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Roiland, no watch. Simple as, shills. Sage

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to kill myself, bros.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't therapy a pyramid scheme?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This character is anti-draws. She talks so fricking slow and just brings the entire fricking pace of Rick and Morty to a screeching halt. It's not fun sitting around de-constructing the popular character everyone fricking likes as if you're "gotcha!"ing him. Harmon is a homosexual, the fat asian c**t who wrote this stupid b***h is a homosexual and the whole thing is homosexuals! homosexualS!

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >smartest man in the universe
    >hates israelites
    lmao

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is kind of meandering rant that doesn't really have a point.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this as a sign of the writing room giving up. Rick's character was supposed to be one where you read between the lines and came to this particular conclusion on your own based on his failed friendships and relationships.
    Dr. Wong isn't a bad character because that would imply she's an actual character. She's more of a tool for whenever the writer's either don't trust the audience or don't trust themselves to show a character on their own

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve considered therapy but I know it would be very hard to find a good one

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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