>ricky: if you could have a super power, what would it be?
>karl: but why have i been picked?
>ricky. HAHAHAHA CAAW CAAW YOU BUFFOON
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>ricky: if you could have a super power, what would it be? >karl: but why have i been picked? >ricky.
These seemed really funny at the time but I can't rewatch them because British people are too gay
um rude
Of course, and you're just kinda gay.
*destroys religion*
This irony is that Karl was the smartest, wisest, and by far the most humble one of the bunch.
It's true, but Ricky and Steve's zero-good-faith approach to Karl made for a fascinating experiment that ultimately revealed the very zen method of thinking of this one very strange guy.
Whatever happened to the two other jabronis
steven merchant voiced wheatly and is a god tier man, ricky gervais is somewhere in the Hollywood dungeons subsisting off oysters and raw sewage.
Dunno about that first one...
Yeah often Steven tried to one-up Ricky on the level of pedantry and general obnoxiousness
>”the monkey, you know, with the pointiest eyes, eyes that bulge out of its head… Steve”
And
>”I’m telling you Steve, it could be your brother”
Were two of the most brutal dunks Karl had on Steve in all their shows and you could practically hear the smoke coming out of his ears he would get so mad.
Steve had a pretty funny show on HBO some years back called Hello Ladies that’s semi-autobiographical about his abysmal interactions with women and it was pretty good, Kyle Mooney is in it. Meanwhile Ricky has just been scuba diving in his own butthole and at this point it seems like to the younger generation and people who weren’t in the know with his XFM stuff or Idiot Abroad he’s mainly known as le edgy Golden Globes host (AGAIN! AHA oh boy he’s SAYIN it)
>6'7"
>abysmal interactions with women
so the women prefer tall men thing is a meme?
Not circus freak height. They mean 6 foot to 6 ft 3 or so. Stephen looks horribly unathletic which ruins his physical advantage
>walks into a room
>literally mogs everyone in it
>eyes bugging out of its head
Drives his car into a wooded dead end. Starts crying
LETS GROW OURSELVES A BIG GOGGLY EYED FREAK
Ricky calling out the Hollywood pedo elite multiple times and completely annihilating any chance of ever working there again should cement his legend status, regardless of the complete tool he is in reality.
The first time he did it was based but then they called him back to do it like five or six separate times, it got pretty stale and boring eventually.
if he'd done that, why didn't they Epstein him?
>Sheeeit there ain't no big man inna sky
>y'all trippin
Gervais has always been a complete and unapologetic bullying butthole. He relishes it. Masocistically even, when his hero Bowie did the fat man song and routine. Gervais took it as ironic and inside buddy joke, but Bowie was notoriously even a bigger bully and butthole who hated smug people like Gervais that punched down.
TL;DR: frick that talentless hack Gervais. Everyone carries him by not calling him out and pretending he’s funny and not just an butthole.
>t. crypto-Christian
Gervais wrote that song for Bowie to sing you fricking idiot
>Masocistically even, when his hero Bowie did the fat man song and routine
Anon, that was a scripted TV show...
Ricky Gervais is like an edgy 21 year old atheist and socially competitive teenage boy in the body of a fat old guy.
He broke your faith, and now you hate him. I don't blame you, the howl of existentialism is a frightful noise.
he wont let you frick his tiny dick dude chill you seething gayoid
Gervais is a pretentious knob who picks the lowest hanging fruit.
>there's no evidence of an anthropomorphic creator
>that means I win and you're stupid
He's Dunning-Kruger: the person
Low energy bait bordering on zoomer tier bait
Ricky’s militant atheism is cringy tryhard shit but I love how hard it triggers quaker larpers especially here of all places. It’s like you bible thumping homosexuals forget where you are or just lack the self awareness to see the irony in this of all places being where you choose to come to endlessly talk about your annoying religion.
>samegayging this hard
You are so fricking mad right now lmao
This might come as a surprise to you but Cinemaphile is not the Christian board you think it is. Most of us, even religious anons themselves think schizos like you are obnoxious cancer and should shut up about god and jesus and the bible
>should shut up about god and jesus and the bible
Mentions of any of those: Zero.
Such a 100 IQ post.
>posting about religion on Cinemaphile is high IQ
Come on, you’re not even trying.
I think he’s calling him a midwit
Yeah and I see the irony.
This must be some kind of post-irony.
Nope, might be hard to believe but I unironically am sick of bible thumpers on here. Oh well
Why are you such a fricking weirdo, who cares about any of this. You crying and shitting up a good thread isn’t going to make Cinemaphile into your little safe space, sorry but Christians exist and talk about it sometimes.
How many do you know
Is there a key that lists every reference in this picture? I’ve always been curious about some of them, even though I’ve listened to all of the XFM stuff like a dozen times there are certain ones I just either don’t get or more likely don’t remember.
Which ones
pretty sure i've got them all. deep cuts are probably pigeon-chested lad, charlie's angels and the older lads (one of my favourite responses from rick)
Won't fool Karl.
>gervais is mentioned in any context
>Cinemaphile
Lol you don't have to be a Bible-thumper to think Gervais is cringe. He's a slightly toned-down version of picrel.
He was so good as David Brent because he is David Brent. Just better at hiding it.
wish karl would get off his ass and do some fricking work
ricky tries to claim some noble working class heritage but he's always been a snobby wanker. karl's never done anything this pretentious
I didn't realise till just now but Karl's gonna be starring in a new kino soon.
Where and when can I watch this? Surely it’s out by now right?
Not yet apparently
Karl get ambiguously racial nephew
it's funny how asspained people are over gervais
You’re still going on? Take a chill pill, brah.
It's even funnier when people try to pretend that Karl is smarter than him. He's clearly not
I KNOW YOU'RE JUST SIXTEEN
BUT LOOKIN' ALL OF TWENTY-ONE
THAT’S BECAUSE THE CHIIINEEESE LOOK OLDER
>someone literally remixed all the old episodes to quiet Ricky the frick down a bit
i wish RLM would do this shit with Rich, i want to use these videos for sleep and not get woken up
Steve's sister is actually standby props on a couple of jobs I've worked on. the family resemblance is uncanny but she definitely looks better than he did/does
That’s one of the more interesting posts I’ve read today. What do you do? I’m in London and need a frickin’ job
I'm a Grip trainee, only done dailies in London I do more work in the North West & South West. London's too expensive and the wage doesn't match when you're low on the ladder.
she's lovely anyway, quite funny, I try not to mention anything regarding her brother's work when she's around cos I guess she's sick of it
Yeah, I hear you there. What’s your ultimate aim in the industry?
To be a Key Grip, I'm not a creative or artsy kinda guy, I enjoy problem solving and building things for those people. and the money is good when you factor in kit etc
Well good for you anon. Good solid work
karl was a genius. ricky was the real moron
>karl:I think in the future they will invent glasses that can change how the world looks around you.
>ricky. HAHAHAHA CAAW CAAW YOU BUFFOON
Put down humour is for morons, Pilkington is more likable than Gervais
as a kid you think karl is the idiot abroad
as an adult you realize he's the wise world travelled sage that he always was
I wonder how many levels of irony the people complaining about Ricky and Steve ribbing Karl on the Show or the old XFM episodes are on. Surely they are in the know and just pretending. Surely.
Alien gives man a beard
>AI boom of so much shit like entirely fake episodes of Joe Rogan etc
>no ones made new XFM spots of the three lads in AI yet
Pity. Ive listened to it all so many times I wish there was more.
AI voice programs seem to struggle with strong regional accents.
Ricky has a generic enough 'southern England' accent that it might work but I can't imagine it being able to replicate Manc or Bristolian very well.
>Stephen Merchant says
>"I never vote Labor"
WHERE'S MY 50P KARL?