>ricky: if you could have a super power, what would it be? >karl: but why have i been picked? >ricky.

>ricky: if you could have a super power, what would it be?
>karl: but why have i been picked?
>ricky. HAHAHAHA CAAW CAAW YOU BUFFOON

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These seemed really funny at the time but I can't rewatch them because British people are too gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      um rude

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course, and you're just kinda gay.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *destroys religion*

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This irony is that Karl was the smartest, wisest, and by far the most humble one of the bunch.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's true, but Ricky and Steve's zero-good-faith approach to Karl made for a fascinating experiment that ultimately revealed the very zen method of thinking of this one very strange guy.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever happened to the two other jabronis

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      steven merchant voiced wheatly and is a god tier man, ricky gervais is somewhere in the Hollywood dungeons subsisting off oysters and raw sewage.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dunno about that first one...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah often Steven tried to one-up Ricky on the level of pedantry and general obnoxiousness

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >”the monkey, you know, with the pointiest eyes, eyes that bulge out of its head… Steve”
            And
            >”I’m telling you Steve, it could be your brother”
            Were two of the most brutal dunks Karl had on Steve in all their shows and you could practically hear the smoke coming out of his ears he would get so mad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Steve had a pretty funny show on HBO some years back called Hello Ladies that’s semi-autobiographical about his abysmal interactions with women and it was pretty good, Kyle Mooney is in it. Meanwhile Ricky has just been scuba diving in his own butthole and at this point it seems like to the younger generation and people who weren’t in the know with his XFM stuff or Idiot Abroad he’s mainly known as le edgy Golden Globes host (AGAIN! AHA oh boy he’s SAYIN it)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >6'7"
        >abysmal interactions with women
        so the women prefer tall men thing is a meme?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not circus freak height. They mean 6 foot to 6 ft 3 or so. Stephen looks horribly unathletic which ruins his physical advantage

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >walks into a room
            >literally mogs everyone in it

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >eyes bugging out of its head

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Drives his car into a wooded dead end. Starts crying

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              LETS GROW OURSELVES A BIG GOGGLY EYED FREAK

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ricky calling out the Hollywood pedo elite multiple times and completely annihilating any chance of ever working there again should cement his legend status, regardless of the complete tool he is in reality.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The first time he did it was based but then they called him back to do it like five or six separate times, it got pretty stale and boring eventually.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if he'd done that, why didn't they Epstein him?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sheeeit there ain't no big man inna sky
    >y'all trippin

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gervais has always been a complete and unapologetic bullying butthole. He relishes it. Masocistically even, when his hero Bowie did the fat man song and routine. Gervais took it as ironic and inside buddy joke, but Bowie was notoriously even a bigger bully and butthole who hated smug people like Gervais that punched down.

    TL;DR: frick that talentless hack Gervais. Everyone carries him by not calling him out and pretending he’s funny and not just an butthole.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. crypto-Christian

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gervais wrote that song for Bowie to sing you fricking idiot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Masocistically even, when his hero Bowie did the fat man song and routine

      Anon, that was a scripted TV show...

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ricky Gervais is like an edgy 21 year old atheist and socially competitive teenage boy in the body of a fat old guy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He broke your faith, and now you hate him. I don't blame you, the howl of existentialism is a frightful noise.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he wont let you frick his tiny dick dude chill you seething gayoid

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gervais is a pretentious knob who picks the lowest hanging fruit.
        >there's no evidence of an anthropomorphic creator
        >that means I win and you're stupid

        He's Dunning-Kruger: the person

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Low energy bait bordering on zoomer tier bait

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ricky’s militant atheism is cringy tryhard shit but I love how hard it triggers quaker larpers especially here of all places. It’s like you bible thumping homosexuals forget where you are or just lack the self awareness to see the irony in this of all places being where you choose to come to endlessly talk about your annoying religion.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He broke your faith, and now you hate him. I don't blame you, the howl of existentialism is a frightful noise.

        >t. crypto-Christian

        >samegayging this hard
        You are so fricking mad right now lmao

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Low energy bait bordering on zoomer tier bait

          Gervais is a pretentious knob who picks the lowest hanging fruit.
          >there's no evidence of an anthropomorphic creator
          >that means I win and you're stupid

          He's Dunning-Kruger: the person

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This might come as a surprise to you but Cinemaphile is not the Christian board you think it is. Most of us, even religious anons themselves think schizos like you are obnoxious cancer and should shut up about god and jesus and the bible

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >should shut up about god and jesus and the bible
            Mentions of any of those: Zero.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Such a 100 IQ post.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >posting about religion on Cinemaphile is high IQ
          Come on, you’re not even trying.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think he’s calling him a midwit

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah and I see the irony.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This must be some kind of post-irony.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, might be hard to believe but I unironically am sick of bible thumpers on here. Oh well

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you such a fricking weirdo, who cares about any of this. You crying and shitting up a good thread isn’t going to make Cinemaphile into your little safe space, sorry but Christians exist and talk about it sometimes.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many do you know

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a key that lists every reference in this picture? I’ve always been curious about some of them, even though I’ve listened to all of the XFM stuff like a dozen times there are certain ones I just either don’t get or more likely don’t remember.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which ones

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure i've got them all. deep cuts are probably pigeon-chested lad, charlie's angels and the older lads (one of my favourite responses from rick)

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Won't fool Karl.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gervais is mentioned in any context
    >Cinemaphile

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol you don't have to be a Bible-thumper to think Gervais is cringe. He's a slightly toned-down version of picrel.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was so good as David Brent because he is David Brent. Just better at hiding it.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wish karl would get off his ass and do some fricking work

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ricky tries to claim some noble working class heritage but he's always been a snobby wanker. karl's never done anything this pretentious

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't realise till just now but Karl's gonna be starring in a new kino soon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where and when can I watch this? Surely it’s out by now right?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not yet apparently

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Karl get ambiguously racial nephew

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's funny how asspained people are over gervais

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re still going on? Take a chill pill, brah.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's even funnier when people try to pretend that Karl is smarter than him. He's clearly not

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I KNOW YOU'RE JUST SIXTEEN
    BUT LOOKIN' ALL OF TWENTY-ONE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THAT’S BECAUSE THE CHIIINEEESE LOOK OLDER

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >someone literally remixed all the old episodes to quiet Ricky the frick down a bit
    i wish RLM would do this shit with Rich, i want to use these videos for sleep and not get woken up

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steve's sister is actually standby props on a couple of jobs I've worked on. the family resemblance is uncanny but she definitely looks better than he did/does

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s one of the more interesting posts I’ve read today. What do you do? I’m in London and need a frickin’ job

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a Grip trainee, only done dailies in London I do more work in the North West & South West. London's too expensive and the wage doesn't match when you're low on the ladder.
        she's lovely anyway, quite funny, I try not to mention anything regarding her brother's work when she's around cos I guess she's sick of it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I hear you there. What’s your ultimate aim in the industry?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To be a Key Grip, I'm not a creative or artsy kinda guy, I enjoy problem solving and building things for those people. and the money is good when you factor in kit etc

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well good for you anon. Good solid work

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    karl was a genius. ricky was the real moron

    >karl:I think in the future they will invent glasses that can change how the world looks around you.
    >ricky. HAHAHAHA CAAW CAAW YOU BUFFOON

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Put down humour is for morons, Pilkington is more likable than Gervais

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    as a kid you think karl is the idiot abroad
    as an adult you realize he's the wise world travelled sage that he always was

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how many levels of irony the people complaining about Ricky and Steve ribbing Karl on the Show or the old XFM episodes are on. Surely they are in the know and just pretending. Surely.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alien gives man a beard

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AI boom of so much shit like entirely fake episodes of Joe Rogan etc
    >no ones made new XFM spots of the three lads in AI yet
    Pity. Ive listened to it all so many times I wish there was more.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AI voice programs seem to struggle with strong regional accents.
      Ricky has a generic enough 'southern England' accent that it might work but I can't imagine it being able to replicate Manc or Bristolian very well.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stephen Merchant says
    >"I never vote Labor"

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE'S MY 50P KARL?

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