>running into a wall
bad eye sight. Squinting >with a hard on. Still hurt my nose.
He was working on something indecent and hunched over. Thus hitting his nose first. >on tv and hollywood, i make all the shows
Making shows. Hunched over. Squinting eyes. This is on Cinemaphile. Comics and Cartoons. Cartoons are from TV and Hollywood, but they don't animate anything vulgar enough to cause excitement in a human male for.long periods. But wait, the japanese do. They animate smut. Eyes squinting. This is something in Asia! But cartoons and movies from hollywood? They're not known for that. Wait a minute. Both countries outsource their animation. Of course! From the biggest Hollywood animated films to the naughtiest independent animations from Japan. They send their animation to be done in South Korea! The answer is South Koreans!
Back at it again, eh, Edward? I admit this one was quite a confusing caper at first, but I'm not one to turn tail at the first sign of a challenge.
"Any food on earth, Americans will do this to me." You're obviously poking fun at America's love for fried foods! While I too believe Americans should all be entitled to a healthy diet, you have a sweet tooth for crime, so this is meant to reference something involving Americans and fried food.
What else displays America's love for fried snacks than a state fair? Corn dogs, fried snack cakes, fried pickles--I heard you could get them all at Gotham State Fair, which is going on right now.
As for a "certain cartoon" I admit I was stumped. That is, until a young do-gooder notified me that "Fry" is the name of the protagonist on the animated show "Futurama." Futurama is set in the fantastical year 3000, where a variety of incredible inventions are commonplace. Futurama was also the name of a display at the 1939 World's Fair, where futuristic gadgets and machines were displayed to the public.
What a coincidence, then, that Gotham State Fair is holding its own "Futurama" exhibit, promising to show attendees the wonders of tomorrow's technology. One notable person there, a Doctor Fry, has a machine he refers to as "The Destiny"--a car that runs on clean energy and can hover!
If it were to be stolen by, perhaps a certain riddle-loving thief, that would surely make people cry wouldn't it?
I have already alerted Gotham's Finest and the good Dr. Fry. I'm sure you won't be pleased to know that you, hiding in a disguised food truck to blend in with the other fried food purveyors, will be surrounded by police officers in only a few minutes.
Ah, another perplexing puzzler, Riddler? Fortunately, a keen mind focused on Justice and Goodness can easily crack this conniving conundrum!
A cat and a woman obviously refers to the nefariously sly Catwoman. Yet you also go about noting her as "sexy"--something that, unless you secretly pine for cat suits, Riddler, is something you'd never do.
You also mention a "sexy mum." Mum refers to both a Chrysanthemum (commonly known as a "mum") and the British saying for the word "mother." A term for an "attractive older woman" in our time is "cougar'-- no doubt another reference to Catwoman, yet you aren't one to leave the same clue twice.
Catwoman, an attractive woman, a flower, and a British woman. I admit the pieces of the puzzle seem random, but thanks to the eagle-eyed users of this board, I recalled that Miss. Angela Mursberry, an attractive British socialite with two children, is visiting Gotham City as part of a cultural art exhibit.
Her piece? A full-fledged mural of a cougar leaping through the Savannah portrayed entirely in specially-bred Chrysanthemum flowers. The piece is worth roughly $50,000 dollars in the eyes of botanists and art collectors.
A "mum" selling "mums" it would seem.
Let's not forget about the "asylum" part. You, are, as far as I am aware, locked in Arkham Asylum---that is, unless you hired Catwoman to break you out, in exchange for helping her nab the "Blooming Cougar" display from right under Miss Mursberry's nose.
I've already alerted Gotham's Finest and I hear that Miss Mursberry, her children, and her artwork are safe. Batgirl and Robin have made quick work of our feline friend, and I'll have my friend Bruce Wayne ensure the Mursberry family have a safe and comfortable trip in our fair Gotham,
It seems the only "mums" you'll be eyeing, Edward, will be in Arkham's community garden!
I honestly really like the batman solving in these riddler threads
Ah, another perplexing puzzler, Riddler? Fortunately, a keen mind focused on Justice and Goodness can easily crack this conniving conundrum!
A cat and a woman obviously refers to the nefariously sly Catwoman. Yet you also go about noting her as "sexy"--something that, unless you secretly pine for cat suits, Riddler, is something you'd never do.
You also mention a "sexy mum." Mum refers to both a Chrysanthemum (commonly known as a "mum") and the British saying for the word "mother." A term for an "attractive older woman" in our time is "cougar'-- no doubt another reference to Catwoman, yet you aren't one to leave the same clue twice.
Catwoman, an attractive woman, a flower, and a British woman. I admit the pieces of the puzzle seem random, but thanks to the eagle-eyed users of this board, I recalled that Miss. Angela Mursberry, an attractive British socialite with two children, is visiting Gotham City as part of a cultural art exhibit.
Her piece? A full-fledged mural of a cougar leaping through the Savannah portrayed entirely in specially-bred Chrysanthemum flowers. The piece is worth roughly $50,000 dollars in the eyes of botanists and art collectors.
A "mum" selling "mums" it would seem.
Let's not forget about the "asylum" part. You, are, as far as I am aware, locked in Arkham Asylum---that is, unless you hired Catwoman to break you out, in exchange for helping her nab the "Blooming Cougar" display from right under Miss Mursberry's nose.
I've already alerted Gotham's Finest and I hear that Miss Mursberry, her children, and her artwork are safe. Batgirl and Robin have made quick work of our feline friend, and I'll have my friend Bruce Wayne ensure the Mursberry family have a safe and comfortable trip in our fair Gotham,
It seems the only "mums" you'll be eyeing, Edward, will be in Arkham's community garden!
I have celebrities but no members, I've got content that all but I save. I take in rejects as a community while being a machine that makes hate!
What am I?
Riddler thread are always the same few riddles about blacks, israelites and trannies. I miss when Cinemaphile had creativity and rule 3 was enforced for board quality.
This is le /misc/chan, so le politics and le racism is le on le topic.
Did you know you can derail /misc/ threads? All that's required and will and numbers. Of course, you have neither, that's why you cry to janny and moddy to police content you don't like.
We solved your dumb riddle, what two coins add up to 30 cents and one of them isn’t a nickel. A penny and a 1972 dime with a roosevelt imperfection today worth exactly 29 cents.
I'm loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes, I make a fraction of the population but commit half the crimes. What am I?
A kpop singer
Wrong! Now the water rises just a little in Commissioner Gordon's prison.
A homie of course
Is it the highly influential Cinemaphile-created public domain character homie Three Hoods, villian of the hero Jonny Two Vests?
I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I am 13% of the US population yet commit half of the violent crime.
Who am I, Riddler?
UUHHH WHATS BLACK AND BLUE AND RED ALL OVER?
What the dog doin?
What goes up and down but never moves?
Stairs
Run into a wall with a hardon, I'll still hurt my nose. Yet on tv and Hollywood, I make all the shows. What am I?
>running into a wall
bad eye sight. Squinting
>with a hard on. Still hurt my nose.
He was working on something indecent and hunched over. Thus hitting his nose first.
>on tv and hollywood, i make all the shows
Making shows. Hunched over. Squinting eyes. This is on Cinemaphile. Comics and Cartoons. Cartoons are from TV and Hollywood, but they don't animate anything vulgar enough to cause excitement in a human male for.long periods. But wait, the japanese do. They animate smut. Eyes squinting. This is something in Asia! But cartoons and movies from hollywood? They're not known for that. Wait a minute. Both countries outsource their animation. Of course! From the biggest Hollywood animated films to the naughtiest independent animations from Japan. They send their animation to be done in South Korea! The answer is South Koreans!
Read me like a book, you're gonna miss the plot. Try a different way, you're gonna get builled a lot.
Manga?
Yes
You like Huey Lewis and the News?
Its too black sounding for my tastes
Rich white people
Find me in your meals, but not in your drinks. Your a complete moron, if you pour me in your sinks.
Oil. The answer is oil.
The psychriatrist
The rich white conservatives
>white
Yes anon, your masters are using israelites as a smokescreen and you're falling for it
>The rich white conservatives
/tv/.
Correct
In the past, you imagined me with a sword. In modern times, you imagine a keyboard.
White knight
No
Pirates
Warrior.
Anti-Communist
https://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2010/05/mass-graves-at-nazi-extermination-camps.html
Are those mass graves like the ones from that canadian indian school recently "discovered"?
Discovered in 1945, try reading the link maybe. I thought the truth didn't fear investigation.
That's not even a riddle. That's just a statement that barely rhythms.
Don't correct me. That sickens me.
What comes down an alley with holes in ‘em?
big Swiss cheese Mcgee and his cheddah boys.
It's everywhere, from the sky to a wire. If you're not careful, I'll start a fire.
isn't this electricity?
Yep
Put me in your cut, I'll remove the grime. Put me in your gut, you'll probably commit a crime.
Alcohol
From the U.S. to Japan, I make a fine dish. Here's a littlr hint, I'm a pretty fat fish.
Tuna
You don't think of me, but I'm always on your head. It'll be really painful, when what makes me is dead.
Hair?
That was quick
In the early 90s, i put a gun to my head. Now edgy kids like me, just cause I'm dead.
Well it can't be Kobain because that was not a suicide
An hero.
Kurt Cobain
You can get some joy from this, even from a gun. Put me on a slide, you're gonna have a lot of fun.
Water?
I make 80% of this, and totally for free. My name is algae, but they'd rather cry for the trees.
oxygen?
On an animal, I'll help it scratch and bite. But on a project, I'll keep things tight.
Nails
2/3 I believe since you are twice more likely to pick the box with 2 gold balls than the one with 1 if you got a gold ball in the first try.
To enjoy me, just use your ears. But on this website, the board is full of queers.
/mu/
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
What point do you never want to be against?
The beginning?
To any food on earth, Americans will do this to me. On a certain cartoon, youll cry at my Destiny.
Fry
Back at it again, eh, Edward? I admit this one was quite a confusing caper at first, but I'm not one to turn tail at the first sign of a challenge.
"Any food on earth, Americans will do this to me." You're obviously poking fun at America's love for fried foods! While I too believe Americans should all be entitled to a healthy diet, you have a sweet tooth for crime, so this is meant to reference something involving Americans and fried food.
What else displays America's love for fried snacks than a state fair? Corn dogs, fried snack cakes, fried pickles--I heard you could get them all at Gotham State Fair, which is going on right now.
As for a "certain cartoon" I admit I was stumped. That is, until a young do-gooder notified me that "Fry" is the name of the protagonist on the animated show "Futurama." Futurama is set in the fantastical year 3000, where a variety of incredible inventions are commonplace. Futurama was also the name of a display at the 1939 World's Fair, where futuristic gadgets and machines were displayed to the public.
What a coincidence, then, that Gotham State Fair is holding its own "Futurama" exhibit, promising to show attendees the wonders of tomorrow's technology. One notable person there, a Doctor Fry, has a machine he refers to as "The Destiny"--a car that runs on clean energy and can hover!
If it were to be stolen by, perhaps a certain riddle-loving thief, that would surely make people cry wouldn't it?
I have already alerted Gotham's Finest and the good Dr. Fry. I'm sure you won't be pleased to know that you, hiding in a disguised food truck to blend in with the other fried food purveyors, will be surrounded by police officers in only a few minutes.
The only future I see for you is one behind bars!
I honestly really like the batman solving in these riddler threads
On many adventures, this old man has had lots of cheese. With the help of his two legged dog, they were almost a breeze.
Wallace n Gromit
Walkers
Green Paint
In the past times, I was a subject of the DC bunch. In modern times, I can ret con you with a punch.
Superboy prime
With prep time, DC thinks I'll win every fight. Combined with a nude blur guy, I'm the darkest knight.
I walk slow, and am not surely dead. To defeat me, just aim your gun at the head.
The first time around, I made boys into artist and prostitutes. The second time arouns, they were heroes who opened doors.
Crisis events?
Hear my song, you'll chant I suck. But you'll never find a man like me,who never gives up
A captain owns 26 sheep and 10 goats. How old is the captain?
Describe a cat, your a sexy mum. Describe a woman, you're in an asylum.
Ah, another perplexing puzzler, Riddler? Fortunately, a keen mind focused on Justice and Goodness can easily crack this conniving conundrum!
A cat and a woman obviously refers to the nefariously sly Catwoman. Yet you also go about noting her as "sexy"--something that, unless you secretly pine for cat suits, Riddler, is something you'd never do.
You also mention a "sexy mum." Mum refers to both a Chrysanthemum (commonly known as a "mum") and the British saying for the word "mother." A term for an "attractive older woman" in our time is "cougar'-- no doubt another reference to Catwoman, yet you aren't one to leave the same clue twice.
Catwoman, an attractive woman, a flower, and a British woman. I admit the pieces of the puzzle seem random, but thanks to the eagle-eyed users of this board, I recalled that Miss. Angela Mursberry, an attractive British socialite with two children, is visiting Gotham City as part of a cultural art exhibit.
Her piece? A full-fledged mural of a cougar leaping through the Savannah portrayed entirely in specially-bred Chrysanthemum flowers. The piece is worth roughly $50,000 dollars in the eyes of botanists and art collectors.
A "mum" selling "mums" it would seem.
Let's not forget about the "asylum" part. You, are, as far as I am aware, locked in Arkham Asylum---that is, unless you hired Catwoman to break you out, in exchange for helping her nab the "Blooming Cougar" display from right under Miss Mursberry's nose.
I've already alerted Gotham's Finest and I hear that Miss Mursberry, her children, and her artwork are safe. Batgirl and Robin have made quick work of our feline friend, and I'll have my friend Bruce Wayne ensure the Mursberry family have a safe and comfortable trip in our fair Gotham,
It seems the only "mums" you'll be eyeing, Edward, will be in Arkham's community garden!
If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?
We need to calm down with the repetitive riddles, we already have a lot of israelite ones ITT anon.
I have celebrities but no members, I've got content that all but I save. I take in rejects as a community while being a machine that makes hate!
What am I?
Imdb
Cinemaphile
THOSE CAUSERS OF CHAOS, THOSE SELLERS OF STRIFE
HAVE WHAT ALL IN COMMON, UNDER "EARLY LIFE"
I've a math riddle. 11^11 teacakes are laid out in an 11 by 11 grid, first 11 then 11.
How many teacakes are there?
Answer: Zero. When no one was looking, Luthor stole four teacakes. He took four teacakes. That's as many as four ones. And that's terrible.
Riddler thread are always the same few riddles about blacks, israelites and trannies. I miss when Cinemaphile had creativity and rule 3 was enforced for board quality.
Sad.
>Riddler thread are always the same few riddles about blacks, israelites and trannies
I know, it's so le ebin XD
RIDDLE ME THIS, AND ANSWER ME QUICK
WHY COMPLAIN ABOUT RIDDLES, YET POST NOT EVEN A LIMERICK?
But seriously, libcucks on every board cry about the /misc/ bogeyman instead of making on-topic posts
On topic post exist but anything can get derail because of them.
This is le /misc/chan, so le politics and le racism is le on le topic.
You are only embarassing yourself now.
Did you know you can derail /misc/ threads? All that's required and will and numbers. Of course, you have neither, that's why you cry to janny and moddy to police content you don't like.
No you only need one guy. like that guy who used too spam horse show scat in off topic threads.
>it's another thinly veiled /misc/ DUH JOOZ spam thread
This is le /misc/Chan.
On a piece of bread, I'm a pretty sweet treat. When done by musicians, they don't need a beat.
Jam
Riddle me this! What point will you always disagree with?
What is green and tastes like red paint?
Two coins add up to thirty cents and one of them is not a nickel.
nickle and a quarter
We solved your dumb riddle, what two coins add up to 30 cents and one of them isn’t a nickel. A penny and a 1972 dime with a roosevelt imperfection today worth exactly 29 cents.
Thank god someone here watched that show!
What goes in twice but never in once, twice in face, and is five times in a state?
What is in my pockets?
My precious.
Where do a fish and a fisherman find their next meal?
in the sea
lint
Good answer, but no.
Riddle me this Batman!
Why should I respect ya?
If your name rhymes with fatman?
RIDDLE ME THIS
WHAT IS FLAT AND REPETITIVE BUT PEOPLE STILL LOVE REGARDLESS?
Comic books.