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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >proceeds to suck dick

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    …wait is that why they call it that? What the frick

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like a toon version of picrel

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well nobody knows who the frick that is so it would appear that your allegory has failed spectacularly

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        House of the Dragon, dumb idiot

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is that some sort of anime, you weeb

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leave him alone, he's just a kid.
        Just a kid...
        Just a kid...
        Just a kid...

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bart canonically loses his virginity inside of Trans Milhouse's butthole

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      thrillho

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have unzipped my dick and made her spit on it. Then grab her head and guide her to the succ.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would’ve been like “oh shit. Touching girl. Ah this is scary”. I can smell her conditioned hair and her jacket. She’s going to make me do things that I won’t understand and I’m scared

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    DO YOU KNOW WHAT A SNEED SNILLY IS

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    too bad her voice actor was a lesbian israelite

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girls like this are always the biggest prostitutes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      of course it is. she's totally the type who would "mentor" boys Bart's age. we all knew that kind of girl when we were 10 (and looked forward to it too)

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        God I wish but the autism was determined to make me a wizard

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we all knew that kind of girl when we were 10
        Well... I didn't.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did, but I was too young to really take advantage of the situation because I didn't understand it then. Feels really bad

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    S11E5

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for saying that! I was just thinking the same thing and I was like “how come no one’s said that yet”. I’m glad someone’s on the same page at least

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Phil Hartman

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reading the biography of him is heart breaking

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shame his wife didn't
      >never stick it in crazy the story

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a "cool" babysitter like this and she ended up molesting me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol you almost certain still fap to it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah, all memes aside it was pretty weird. I was too young to even know what sex was, but I vividly remember her showing me her pussy and immediately I felt sick and scared and ran away outside and hid from her.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          so did you get molested or just flashed moron

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Molested, she later would grab and squeeze my penis and tried to make out with me. I was around 5 years old at the time.

            You are gay, dude. Accept it.

            Im not, Im sexually attracted to women, but being exposed to sex at such a young age and by a trusted older female authority figure like that was not good.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are gay, dude. Accept it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you trannies always okay with diddling kids? ywnbaw

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            nta, but stop shitposting and think back to your childhood.
            here's half the human race and they are built entirely different from you. A child can deal with that lore if faced with other children, who are at the same level of height and strength. villager kids in Maya villages could figure out that "boys have a penis and girls have a vegana", no real problem there.
            But some grown woman acting the domme to a defenceless little boy is a completely different dynamic. how is that boy going to deal with women when he becomes a man.

            Overall I think a lot of Cinemaphileners are damaged, and I suspect that this shitposting is a means for those damaged people to cover up for their own damage.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can call shitposters damages, but shitposters would be the least damaged ones. Unless they’re unfunny shitposters and shitposting for a weirder reason than just pure amusement. Taking anything you read on Cinemaphile seriously is far less healthy, and I don’t know what kind of person would consider the average Cinemaphile user one of their equals. At least in 2023. It’s been left to the dogs. Anyone who is an unironic Cinemaphile user would be far worse than someone who shitposts a little. But I think there is a certain level of nihilism that comes after you have a very early sexual experience, even if it was sort of a positive one. You shattered a societal norm and expectation. You no longer feel like your life has been quite normal, even if it was positive. You might fly higher and freer than a lot of people in a lot of ways, it all just depends

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol i bet if it had been a teenage dude and he showed that anon his dick he would be oh god yes let me suck deep and hard

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              agreed

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I vividly remember her showing me her pussy and immediately I felt sick and scared and ran away outside and hid from her.
          Same but it was at some kid's sleepover it was his younger sister and at first I couldn't process what had just happened but later I just started crying when it was bed time and my mom had to get me lmao

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          mah homie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mine wasn't a babysitter but the babysitter's daughter. I remember when I was under the age of 6 I would always be at this babysitter's house and she had a daughter who was a year or two older than me. I remember we would always kiss each other, I don't think there was any nudity or sexual stuff, but a lot of kissing and tongue kissing.

      Then I stopped going to a babysitter because I started preschool and now I'm a 32 year old kissless virgin.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a lot of kissing and tongue kissing
        >kissless virgin

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't consider that stuff under the age of 5 to be kissing.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tell that to the judge you sick frick

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a girl a few years older that I would hang out with when I went to visit my grandparents every summer. I really wish she had molested me but she never did

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s unfortunate. I think being molested by an older girl or woman is a really useful life experience. You learn something about control. You want to have sex. You’re roleplaying and pretending to be the one in charge. But you’re following her instructions and hints. It’s just an illusion. Who is really in control? Where does the line change? Where did it start and where does it stop? Were you a victim? Or were you blessed? Society will tell you one thing, but in your head and your heart you know you’re not a crazy. It wasn’t a crime. Society was wrong…

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Theres a big difference between like a 13 year old boy desiring a 16 year old girl to lead him on his first sexual experience and a 16 year old girl molesting a 5 year old boy

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The guy would have to be old enough to get a boner unless she was a complete diddler. I don’t think many women would be into that

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The guy would have to be old enough to get a boner unless she was a complete diddler.
            Thats what happened to me. She didnt have sex with me, she just made me take my pants off and grabbed at my penis and would kiss me. This was after a period of grooming me including flashing me and showing how to preform sex acts with my toys. I had no idea what sex even was at the time

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    sneeed

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what a sopping wet dicky is?

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    S11E5

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe not at fricking 5 but at Bart's age i totally would have jumped on that shit

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    sneed

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