>cheek studs
These alone should've disqualified her from the role. It's like they can't even do diversity checkmarks without casting the most degenerate looking morons.
She didn't battle a growing infection, the weekly progression of her facial festering foreshadowing the decay of Western Civilization? You had ONE JOB Pizzagelato!
Pizzaboy didn't even write the new season. Say what you will about the man but he was at least capable of making something decent, hell even kino sometimes and that means a lot nowadays in the sea of pozzed trash (TD3 was definitely a little pozzed but nowhere near as psychotic as most stuff on nowadays)
>But Night Country often has a surprisingly light touch, as well as a vein of dark humor that, if not wholly missing from the original True Detective, is certainly more foregrounded here.
>That, too, came easily to López, who got her start writing telenovelas and romantic comedies. “As a Mexican, our survival tool in the face of horror is both beauty and laughter,” she says. “That’s how we cope with it…. The most salient feature of Mexican culture is how we laugh and celebrate death and bones.”
>Her background also informs Danvers and Navarro’s relationship—which, like Rust and Marty’s, is really what Night Country is all about. “When I talked to HBO about the first draft, I was like, deep down, this is a rom-com,” she says. “These are two characters that love each other, found each other and fell in love, and then fell out of love terribly. Now they’re enemies. And that’s when we meet them. And the show is the story of how they fall back in love. This is friendship. But in the end, it’s the same thing.”
I doubt it, she’s lez and some kind of sacred feminine icon. And white women are way past that shit with black women, they’ll put up with homies raping and beating girls a million times before they’ll let a nonwhite girl talk down to them at this point, they’re fully over tiptoeing around their superiority.
>white women are way past that shit with black women
What ever gave you that idea? White women are the ones championing everything that's wrong with film and tv nowadays.
Actually that isn't true, if you type her name into google you'll see that every PR piece about her focuses on her racial identity as the prime selling point of her value as an actress. She is somehow simultaneously Native American and African American. They did it. They found The One.
Dead on arrival. Literally who random boxer stronk woman as a lead with no previous acting credits. Issa Lopez the director states publicly that she thinks the series is a romance. This is why you don't let women be in charge, they're absolutely moronic.
>act like /misc/ >nooooooooo you can't just call me /misc/ >however, I can call anyone I don't like trannies, israelites, Black folk, homosexuals or whatever buzzword I feel like
Being tired of modern media doesn't make you from /misc/. Defending it, though, 100% means you a homosexual.
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Crying about a black person being praised is 100% /misc/tard behavior.
4 months ago
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15 years ago maybe. In current year, something's wrong with you if you're not tired of this gold star shit for mediocre black people.
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Blindly praising black people for being black is homosexual behavior.
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Point where that is happening.
15 years ago maybe. In current year, something's wrong with you if you're not tired of this gold star shit for mediocre black people.
Something is wrong with people like you. Give it another 5 years and I argue there is something wrong with you if you aren't actively rooting for your removal from society.
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>Give it another 5 years and I argue there is something wrong with you if you aren't actively rooting for your removal from society.
Wanna take another crack at that sentence, moron?
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>can’t come up with an argument >”SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG WITH YOU!”
have a nice day, homosexual.
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Nobody is doing this.
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Everyone is doing this. Every piece of slop that Jordan Peele shits out is treated like a masterpiece. Every song, show, movie that is directed by, written by, or stars a black female is touted as high art. Black Panther was one of the ugliest CGI shitfests with a basic capeshit story but it was praised 100% just because it was black people.
>refuses to clean area where genitals used to be >has no balls but wants to play with yours >lives a lie >dies by own volition >likes Black folk but only for clout >think chris chan is an inspiration >wants to be part of anything >gets rejected by everyone >professional doctors hate him >charlatans(regular doctors)love him
its a semi-harmed kinda "life", troony
>But Night Country often has a surprisingly light touch, as well as a vein of dark humor that, if not wholly missing from the original True Detective, is certainly more foregrounded here.
>That, too, came easily to López, who got her start writing telenovelas and romantic comedies. “As a Mexican, our survival tool in the face of horror is both beauty and laughter,” she says. “That’s how we cope with it…. The most salient feature of Mexican culture is how we laugh and celebrate death and bones.”
>Her background also informs Danvers and Navarro’s relationship—which, like Rust and Marty’s, is really what Night Country is all about. “When I talked to HBO about the first draft, I was like, deep down, this is a rom-com,” she says. “These are two characters that love each other, found each other and fell in love, and then fell out of love terribly. Now they’re enemies. And that’s when we meet them. And the show is the story of how they fall back in love. This is friendship. But in the end, it’s the same thing.”
>humor that, if not wholly missing from the original True Detective
Fricking moronic. There're plenty of funny moments between Rust and Marty. >"place of silent reflection" >Marty in general being weirded out by Rust
dark humor. marty and rust didn't quip about victims or child rape but expect some great zingers and "ow that had to hurt!"s here when they see a polar bear skull shoved up some eskimo jane does c**t
>I see a propensity for obesity. Involontary celibacy. Porn addiction. Folks puttin’ what little brain power they do have into little shitposts being passed around. I think it’s safe to say nobody here’s gonna be splitting the atom, Marty.
>I see a propensity for obesity. Involontary celibacy. Porn addiction. Folks puttin’ what little brain power they do have into little shitposts being passed around. I think it’s safe to say nobody here’s gonna be splitting the atom, Marty.
>OMG WE MEXICANS ARE SO UNIQUE, WE LIKE TO DANCE MAN, WE LIKE TO DRINK MAN, WE LIKE GOOD LOOKING WOMEN MAN, WE LAUGH AND CELEBRATE THE DEAD AND SHIT MAN YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN LIKE US BEFORE
thought this was going to be a quote from grace randolph, this is bang-on the patronising shit she writes about any black actor. always the same 'glow, warm, heart, ' shit. "The REAL HEART of the movie". though i've heard it from directors too.
>“I thought that because we were going to be dealing with the very delicate subject—a little overused lately—of murdered and missing Indigenous women, that at least one of the detectives in the series should belong to the culture. Because having white characters to come figure out what went wrong in there, I just don’t believe in that.”
hear that whitey? have your mandated poc safetybuddy with you at all times. if a native or black woman is killed or goes missing just ignore it!
reminds me of the atlanta child murders in mindhunter
>muh white people bad
I grew up in the 90s. I was taught to respect my fellow man, whatever his skin color might be. For a while back then, we basically beat racism.
I find it absolutely amazing how all of these morons managed to undo everything. It took them around a decade, but there we are.
Not only does Kali Reis claim to be a member of a fake Native American tribe she also claims to have Australian Aboriginal ancestry.
SO much representation!
>pretty grounded and flawed
Thats literally all it takes. Thats what they don't get. Write a female character with some real, actual human traits and people won't hate it. Show them capable of being scared, weak, and wrong once in awhile. Nobody wants to see anyone whos automatically good at everything and completely just and infallible.
Am I the only one that when I see the word "schedule" I read it in John Hammond's voice from Jurassic Park saying "Shedule, err Schedule"? Every fricking time.
she's speaking her black truth, try listening
>black truth
new euphamism for lying
The most amazing performance of all time.
No septum piercing to go with her inappropriate cheek studs? No face tattoos and ear loops?
the real question is does she have the good hair?
>cheek studs
These alone should've disqualified her from the role. It's like they can't even do diversity checkmarks without casting the most degenerate looking morons.
Seriously was this so fricking hard??
They want you to be disgusted, anon.
That looks so much better wtf
She didn't battle a growing infection, the weekly progression of her facial festering foreshadowing the decay of Western Civilization? You had ONE JOB Pizzagelato!
Pizzaboy didn't even write the new season. Say what you will about the man but he was at least capable of making something decent, hell even kino sometimes and that means a lot nowadays in the sea of pozzed trash (TD3 was definitely a little pozzed but nowhere near as psychotic as most stuff on nowadays)
iz muh kulchur
S1 - 10/10
S2 - 7/10
S3 - 4/10
S4 - wont even bother downloading
So season 5 will be -2/10
How does that even work?
S1 8/10
S2 7/10
S3 7/10
for me. Season 2&3 were okay. Nothing special. S1 starts great but the ending was kind of meh.
S1 - 10/10
S2 - 5/10
S3 - 7/10
S4 - Black/Woman
S2 - 8/10
ftfy
Season 2 was carried by Colin farrel alone otherwise nobody cares about the gay cop or rest of the trash cast.
Correct
S3 was better than S2, moron.
Yes. Season 3 even had Sarah Gadon.
>Jodie Foster in the lead
>takes place in Alaska
might be comfy
>Issa López serves as showrunner, writer, and director. It is the first season without Pizzolatto as showrunner or writer
LOL
LMAO
Well, frick, it's over.
>already 88 on metacritic
trust me bro its good
https://www.metacritic.com/tv/true-detective/critic-reviews/?season=season-4
Why did Pizza man stop writing the show?
Married the Fleetwood Mac ripoff Rogan had on his show 20 times
I understood none of that
That's wild. Wonder if Joe is still fricking her now that she's married
Ran out of stuff to steal (after season 1)
they forced him out because he's white and male and created a successful show, the best seasons of which featured white, straight people.
He's got the EP credit, he just figured out how to get paid without all the work.
I don't think he was happy about it
Pizzalotta made one good season and two crap ones
Its not even True Detective. Its one of those straight to DVD copycat movies from the 90's.
Tigers Are Not Afraid was good.
This. She might be able to bang out a kino that can stand on its own feet from Pizza man’s pizzagate magnum opus
>Issa López
>Pizzo Latto
Holy shit, is Pizza gone troony? Anybody got a photo of this creature?
WHAT A TWIST!!
I'm sure it'll be a very well-balanced show free of gender politics and moral posturing.
The writing is gonna be Pulitzer worthy, I can sense it.
since when does Cinemaphile like jodie foster?
Since forever, duh
Since Panic Room got my dick hard at 11 and I saw Silence.
she's our favorite CIA asset
Have we ever not liked her?
after we all read catcher in the rye
Literally always. She's cool, and a great actress too.
What are the odds she puts Foster's character in her place for being white and privileged?
I doubt it, she’s lez and some kind of sacred feminine icon. And white women are way past that shit with black women, they’ll put up with homies raping and beating girls a million times before they’ll let a nonwhite girl talk down to them at this point, they’re fully over tiptoeing around their superiority.
>white women are way past that shit with black women
What ever gave you that idea? White women are the ones championing everything that's wrong with film and tv nowadays.
She isn't black
another shade of toilet bowl
toilets are white ivan
Their supposed to be porcelain white, anon.
>ay yo I be identifin as native amerikkkan an sheet
Yeh she looks very mutted, no doubt 60% African 20% Native and 20% European. I think Snoop has a similar ethnic makeup
Erm I love Black person Josie
LA AMERICANA ATROCIDAD
Do you have to go to J-school to say 'ugly Black person' in such a long handed way?
>See a black actor, immediately start crying
Like clockwork
I mean, why aren't we applauding this "sublime" beauty/acting genius being cast?
Actually that isn't true, if you type her name into google you'll see that every PR piece about her focuses on her racial identity as the prime selling point of her value as an actress. She is somehow simultaneously Native American and African American. They did it. They found The One.
>immediately start crying
WITH LAUGHTER, BIOTCH
>detective
>pierced cheeks
Completely ruined any fricking immersion they possibly had going with it. Not even worth watching this trash.
I know, it was DOA as soon as I saw that too.
Dead on arrival. Literally who random boxer stronk woman as a lead with no previous acting credits. Issa Lopez the director states publicly that she thinks the series is a romance. This is why you don't let women be in charge, they're absolutely moronic.
>pierced cheeks
No seriously though, what the frick were they thinking?
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE, YOU MUST MINDLESSLY HATE THEM LIKE ME!
She looks stinky too
Is that Doreen now? Or a lookalike?
>now
I'm pretty sure Doreen was always a troony.
Really? You're giving me the troony response in 2024? Isn't it about time you get some new material?
Really you cut off your penis and balls? What a moron lol
>Isn't it about time you get some new material?
He says while bringing up /misc/ for the 465th time today.
>act like /misc/
>nooooooooo you can't just call me /misc/
>however, I can call anyone I don't like trannies, israelites, Black folk, homosexuals or whatever buzzword I feel like
That's because you act like those groups, Black personhomosexual troonyisraelite.
Being tired of modern media doesn't make you from /misc/. Defending it, though, 100% means you a homosexual.
Crying about a black person being praised is 100% /misc/tard behavior.
15 years ago maybe. In current year, something's wrong with you if you're not tired of this gold star shit for mediocre black people.
Blindly praising black people for being black is homosexual behavior.
Point where that is happening.
Something is wrong with people like you. Give it another 5 years and I argue there is something wrong with you if you aren't actively rooting for your removal from society.
>Give it another 5 years and I argue there is something wrong with you if you aren't actively rooting for your removal from society.
Wanna take another crack at that sentence, moron?
>can’t come up with an argument
>”SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG WITH YOU!”
have a nice day, homosexual.
Nobody is doing this.
Everyone is doing this. Every piece of slop that Jordan Peele shits out is treated like a masterpiece. Every song, show, movie that is directed by, written by, or stars a black female is touted as high art. Black Panther was one of the ugliest CGI shitfests with a basic capeshit story but it was praised 100% just because it was black people.
>t. amerimutt
>refuses to clean area where genitals used to be
>has no balls but wants to play with yours
>lives a lie
>dies by own volition
>likes Black folk but only for clout
>think chris chan is an inspiration
>wants to be part of anything
>gets rejected by everyone
>professional doctors hate him
>charlatans(regular doctors)love him
its a semi-harmed kinda "life", troony
Amazing. A troony lived long enough to see the same troony meme twice.
>[Series Name &Subtitle] Star [black Affirmative Action Actor Name] is so sublime, her [Character Name] is the true heart and soul of the series.
A guide to identifying crap.
Yep, a flop.
she looks ugly for a Black person
I'm sure the ratings will reflect this, after all there are almost 90,000,000 people who voted for Joe Biden.
Are you really surprised? These are the same people who pretended that black panther was some kind of Shakespearean epic
It was a highly successful black blockbuster hit. And racists have been seething about its success for years.
>But Night Country often has a surprisingly light touch, as well as a vein of dark humor that, if not wholly missing from the original True Detective, is certainly more foregrounded here.
>That, too, came easily to López, who got her start writing telenovelas and romantic comedies. “As a Mexican, our survival tool in the face of horror is both beauty and laughter,” she says. “That’s how we cope with it…. The most salient feature of Mexican culture is how we laugh and celebrate death and bones.”
>Her background also informs Danvers and Navarro’s relationship—which, like Rust and Marty’s, is really what Night Country is all about. “When I talked to HBO about the first draft, I was like, deep down, this is a rom-com,” she says. “These are two characters that love each other, found each other and fell in love, and then fell out of love terribly. Now they’re enemies. And that’s when we meet them. And the show is the story of how they fall back in love. This is friendship. But in the end, it’s the same thing.”
I'm sorry, Jodie. I can't do it.
>The most salient feature of Mexican culture is how we laugh and celebrate death and bones.
>humor that, if not wholly missing from the original True Detective
Fricking moronic. There're plenty of funny moments between Rust and Marty.
>"place of silent reflection"
>Marty in general being weirded out by Rust
dark humor. marty and rust didn't quip about victims or child rape but expect some great zingers and "ow that had to hurt!"s here when they see a polar bear skull shoved up some eskimo jane does c**t
>"what do you think the average IQ of this board is, Marty"
>I see a propensity for obesity. Involontary celibacy. Porn addiction. Folks puttin’ what little brain power they do have into little shitposts being passed around. I think it’s safe to say nobody here’s gonna be splitting the atom, Marty.
>you sound panicked
jesus FRICKING christ
>OMG WE MEXICANS ARE SO UNIQUE, WE LIKE TO DANCE MAN, WE LIKE TO DRINK MAN, WE LIKE GOOD LOOKING WOMEN MAN, WE LAUGH AND CELEBRATE THE DEAD AND SHIT MAN YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN LIKE US BEFORE
This is why you don't let women anywhere near your shit.
jews just gotta ruin everything
who are they trying to convince? me? themselves?
thought this was going to be a quote from grace randolph, this is bang-on the patronising shit she writes about any black actor. always the same 'glow, warm, heart, ' shit. "The REAL HEART of the movie". though i've heard it from directors too.
Opening credits song is Billie Elish.
They always overhype it when wrestlers start doing real acting.
>“I thought that because we were going to be dealing with the very delicate subject—a little overused lately—of murdered and missing Indigenous women, that at least one of the detectives in the series should belong to the culture. Because having white characters to come figure out what went wrong in there, I just don’t believe in that.”
hear that whitey? have your mandated poc safetybuddy with you at all times. if a native or black woman is killed or goes missing just ignore it!
reminds me of the atlanta child murders in mindhunter
>muh white people bad
I grew up in the 90s. I was taught to respect my fellow man, whatever his skin color might be. For a while back then, we basically beat racism.
I find it absolutely amazing how all of these morons managed to undo everything. It took them around a decade, but there we are.
>meghan o'keefe, decider
damn how do i become a decider
Not only does Kali Reis claim to be a member of a fake Native American tribe she also claims to have Australian Aboriginal ancestry.
SO much representation!
Any show with a woman lead is automatically garbage these days
That other show HBO did with Kate Winslet was pretty good. They also made her pretty grounded and flawed, so that was refreshing for once.
>pretty grounded and flawed
Thats literally all it takes. Thats what they don't get. Write a female character with some real, actual human traits and people won't hate it. Show them capable of being scared, weak, and wrong once in awhile. Nobody wants to see anyone whos automatically good at everything and completely just and infallible.
>O'Keefe
Sure, I will totally trust the word of pic related lmao
>what is up my latinxs!
do cops even allow piercings?
Seems like it would get in the way of subduing perps.
More like ME-GONNA QUEEF!!!!!
Those cheek piercings are so fricking moronic. This b***h is 37 and gets piercings like a 14 year old.
Do these people realise how patronising they sound?
They lack self-awareness or shame, what do you think?
>it's another "people didn't dislike it because of bad writing or incompetent filmmaking, but because THEY BE RACIST" episode
When does this come out so i can never watch it and review bomb it
not long now boys just a few more years, autists will make more of season 1 season 2 using AI
Am I the only one that when I see the word "schedule" I read it in John Hammond's voice from Jurassic Park saying "Shedule, err Schedule"? Every fricking time.
Most white amerisubhuman.