Scotland's greatest actor of all time got to impregnate her after ditching his 60 year old run-down wifey. Poor Riley tries to find prostitutes on craigslist so that he can have a "photograph session" with them for 50$. Yeah I'm thinking Ewan won in the end
Dogs and cats are more loyal than any woman, so I'm happy for him.
Dogs and cats will eat your body if you pass out in a couple hours
Humans do the same thing you moronic.
I would eat my own body to survive too. Frick, I think I figured out immortality bros.
>he doesn't just rewind time whenever he dies
can hardly believe such plebs exist in 2024
If you get eaten bu your fricking cat or dog you deserve to be dead.
The dog is gone mate.
They have no choice
Incorrect, my cat has gotten out multiple times but he always comes back. If pets want to they can leave, but they don't.
what about lady dogs
way better than dog ladys
forgot the part where the dog croaked
he got popped by Ewan?
MEW got the dog in the divorce but Ewan had an allergy and he asked that the dog be put down. Their hands were tied.
quite the opposite
fricks sake
>manlet
>fur dad
>use words like heck and gosh
Jesus i can smell the estrogen
GET
THAT
SCOTTISH
Dead meme
Yikes
McGregor paid people not to watch it. that scottish wienersucker needs GETTING
what a fricking loser
It was kino along with all of Riley's work.
uhm, you just know?
I watched A Gentleman in Moscow in PUT-A-VISION
>he had Mew in his prime
he won
Scotland's greatest actor of all time got to impregnate her after ditching his 60 year old run-down wifey. Poor Riley tries to find prostitutes on craigslist so that he can have a "photograph session" with them for 50$. Yeah I'm thinking Ewan won in the end
it's all a mindset problem
instead of thinking
>this scottish wienersucker stole the love of my life
he should think
>enjoy my sloppy seconds sucker
Riley has oneitis for MEW. That's never going to happen.
I predict a suicide attempt within the next 2 years.
hey at least he got to be with her for many years
I am depressed of a woman I've never even met lol
Wiener dogs are the best
Inside every Dachshund is the heart and courage of a warrior. They were bred to hunt badgers for fricks sake!
This old fricker is 18 years old and nearly deaf but he's still a warrior!
CALL ME A KEK WILL YA? FRICK THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS WILL YA?
now he has an excuse to post a bunch of pics of PUTA with the ol Didy
i wonder how riley explained the memes to his friends and family, not to mention MEW.
>no mom i didn't post it, it was a bunch of guys on Cinemaphile
i imagine no one but us believes him
Typical austin TX cuck, what else is there to say?