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Tom Bombadil merrily rape a hobbit
lore accurate script and the previous writers hanged
nothing
I hope it doesn't get made. The first season was terrible. I'm so done with it that I don't even want to make fun of Celebrimbor's green dress that he wore in every green-screened scene he was in. Oh, except when he wore a blacksmithing dress in one scene.
Haha you think they'll quit after just one. Don't be ridiculous. They'll make 2, maybe 3 seasons even if they just lose money. To quit after 1 would be to validate all the haters in admitting it was shit.
this. after spending a truly moronic amount on it already, admitting it was a colossal frick up would do more damage than throwing a bit more money at it
How is this guy a legendary blacksmith?
He looks like he is doing taxes.
He's not, he didn't even know what alloying was. He just calls himself that.
Isn't Bad Robot involved? They normally require companies pay a fee if they end a series early.
They alread earmarked for 5 seasons of this garbage
>I hope it doesn't get made
They finished filming s2 six months ago
>elf is an old man
dropped
>I hope it doesn't get made.
you can just stop watching shows you don't like. No one verifies it
cancelled
tng
The apocalypse
I have already torrented this
ready to goon once I get back from my vacation
>no parody title
the title of the original show was already a joke
don't be a wise-ass
ZAAAAMMMMMMNNNN
>not even bothering to call it wiener Rings of Power
elf pussy destroyed by big fat goblin wiener
>porn parody is more attractive than the actual actress
I want to see more of you pajeets getting hit by trains on social media
How many Indians, who are standing single file in-between the tracks, could a train traveling at 60 mph go through before the train would start to slow?
There's a surplus of Indians and there would be enough of an audience this would be a popular game show.
Well a freight train can turn an elephant into goop without slowing down
I’d say an amount of Indians equivalent to the weight of the train (an average of 50 million pounds)
Assuming the average weight of a panjeet is 100 pounds (they are short and skinny), 500,000 Indians (assuming the engines shut off the moment it hits the first panjeet)
Showrunners and writers hanged by the neck in the public square. Cast reading letters of apology for intentionally disgracing Tolkien. Studio burned to the ground.
Post scenes
First look at ROP s2
damn Celeborn is jacked
He's gonna show her his woodland realm
>Literally blacked porn
Nice
>blacked porn
Pretty much
Just apologies. Sincere apologies.
>Kojima is a Morfbro
She's probably gonna be in DS2
Why is his taste literally Cinemaphile incarnate?
who do you think creates these threads in the first place?
i thank god every day because we have a goddess like melody marks doing porn
most Hollywood actresses can't even compare with her prettiness
melody really needs to lose some weight
little miss piggy
All Black folk killed and Galadriel executed for her crimes
Disa singing to the mountain better be in S2
>uh uh I'm in the mountain
>drinking cristal outta fountains
>lookin wif muh pickaxe mind
>all deez mountain tunnels wind
>gotta find dat hole o' silver thrill
>gotta go all down to that mithril
>cause I'm standin on my rocky base
>spittin fire to the mountain face
>gimme dat hole o' golden thrill
>we dwarves be using dat minin skill
>gotta bring back that diamond dust
>saving my flows and rhymes from rust
>yeah we in da mountain now
>the elves always asking how
>my husband rocks the mountain halls
>always getting his elf meat raw
respect
Cancellation.
OHHH LAAAAAWWWWD
LAAAAW DEM RAAAAAAAANGS
more black people
a male lead
Hello, canceled
>what do you want to see in season 2 Cinemaphile?
Just 8 episodes of Morfydd Clark going through lots of costume changes while scowling at people
Harrad. Blue wizards. Easterlings. Rhun dwarf tribes and people. Essentially all the parts of middle earth with the least amount of info.
Rhun is definitely in s2, they shot the scenes in Tenerife.
Dunno about the rest, wouldn't be surprised if all of them are featured at some point though.
Why does it fricking matter? S1 everyone was black, everywhere
I'd like to know each character's fetish. Maybe one of them can be into scat?
We were promised nude scenes in Season 1, and they couldn't even get that right. I'm not watching Season 2 until it's confirmed that it includes an episode in the style of 70s women-in-prison films wherein Ratfu gets stripped naked and publicly whipped by a lesbian orc.
She actually does get imprisoned and publicly tormented by orcs in s2
Hey, I can manifest reality with my thoughts. Sweet.
she will just give em the ol' switcharoo
galadriel is an unstoppable asexual tempest
For it not to exist.
Everyone working on this dies in weird circumstances because of Tolkien himself cursing them for such a shit work and it is canceled
I didn't even watch the first season. Isn't it just LOTR fanfic?
>Isn't it just LOTR fanfic?
Yes and no, they are broadly adapting the big events that Tolkien wrote for this time period but basically doing it their own way
sounds like the answer is yes
she cute
I'm a braindead coomer. Is that Hannah Hays, my future wife? I could've saved her bros...
Melody Marks
OH she's wife material. Too bad ryan madison coomed inside her.
Galadriel's breasts.
Eärien
I want to see them double down on every single currentyear fad they had in the first season and produce even more preachy unwatchable culture war pile of turd than the first season was.
I want to see them go on all out media assault blaming and abusing any potential audience they possibly had left.
I want to see the cratered audience ratings and flatline reviews. Clean zeroes on all boards.
I want to see rage. I want to see them SEETHE. Then I will point and laugh at them and enjoy the best possible entertainment this current age has to offer.
Rape of Lore is getting a sequel? that's wild.
More excited about the XXX Rings of Power than the actual show.
More young Galadriel but then I realized her actress has already aged years by now so nothing.
twice the rings, twice the power
>what do you want to see
News headlines about its cancellation
> https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
> https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
> https://rangs.ytmnd.com/
>ytmnd
Now, that's a name I haven't heard in a long time... A long time
>what do you want to see in season 2 Cinemaphile?
Well, I won't be watching it. So, go wild. Put a fricking death star in there for all I give a frick.
Will they ever get to the point where they setup The Shire?