To this day I can't tell which race is more pathetic,
Black folk for demanding the right to larp as whites in an anglo mythology story
or whites for allowing it and celebrating it.
Man we were over this 2 years ago, whites, real whites, let it happen instead of doing a israelitecide.
And until you, real whites, fix this shit you're no better than israelites, so I will call israelites as what they're right now, whites.
I think the show was actually a huge flop. Amazon just propped up the numbers by having it play if the app was idle and including anyone who watched so much as a second as a viewer.
If they openly admitted that only 38% of pilot viewers made it to the end, just imagine what they're not telling us. And now they're stuck with a 5 season order because cancelling it would concede defeat to the backlash. Think of al the shows Prime has to turn down because they earmarked several billion for RoP.
If they openly admitted that only 38% of pilot viewers made it to the end, just imagine what they're not telling us. And now they're stuck with a 5 season order because cancelling it would concede defeat to the backlash. Think of al the shows Prime has to turn down because they earmarked several billion for RoP.
Didn't the official Twitter Amazon released how only the 30% finished the series?
>First you inflate the official budget >Then you take an insurance relative to the declared budget (it will be pretty cheap because it´s a LOTR related property and you allegadly invested 1 billion bucks. How could that go wrong?) >Then you spend half or a third of that budget AKA the real non declared budget >Then you write the show off as a commercial failure to avoid taxation >Then you collect the insurance
Quality and fidelity are irrelevant to making money.
all they had to do was make a high budget series of animated movies based on classic novels and shit they own. not hollywood high budget, hire the people who do those anime movies for like $17 million that look better than disney in asia.
people would watch the shit out of a really well done animated movie.
We actually have first hand account of why The Witcher sucked
The one guy interested in writing an adventure show about a cool guy fighting monsters was pushed out by the rest of the writing team that wanted to just show how much of a girlboss the women ont he show are
I know, which is why I'm saying he should've been Saruman. It would be an actual interesting twist and the chance to see a character in a way we haven't before
Their moms' wombs, except for the one on the far left. Probably got diddled by his uncle who took him to the movie while his mom and dad were passed out on pills.
they didnt. this sorta shit isnt about making money, its about sending a message. white people arent allowed to have a culture. white people arent allowed to enjoy things. white people arent allowed to have anything; in fact.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7663127/Academic-says-Anglo-Saxon-dropped-links-white-supremacy.html
Hired diverse gay shills. One of them was asked on her platform what age thought of season 1 and she said she hadn't even watched it but she'd been watvhing house of the dragon instead kek
OHHH DEM RANGZ
OH LAWDY LAWDY LAWDY
IMA GIT ME SOME DEM RANGZ
OHHHHH DEM RANGZ
DEM RANGZ OF POWAH
HAVE MERCY LAWD
OH SWEET LAWDY DEM RANGZ
DEM RANGZ OF POWAH
FINNA FIND ME A KANG FO DEY RANGZ
RANGZZZZ!!!!
This meme died way too early
O LAAAAAWDY LAWD
LAWD DEM RAAAAAANGZ
everytime i see Black person rings pic posted i open the thread to see this shit posted, and everytime i see it, it makes me laugh
fricking kek dude
this shit reached fart joke territory for me
so simple but always funny
frick...
4 mins later and im still laughing
now i even started to tear up...
Did they ever finna kang for them rangz? I didn't actually watch the show
To this day I can't tell which race is more pathetic,
Black folk for demanding the right to larp as whites in an anglo mythology story
or whites for allowing it and celebrating it.
Whites didn't allow it, ~~*whites*~~ did
Man we were over this 2 years ago, whites, real whites, let it happen instead of doing a israelitecide.
And until you, real whites, fix this shit you're no better than israelites, so I will call israelites as what they're right now, whites.
thanks for the input joao
Both
https://vocaroo.com/15zGY6Xyq3BN
>tfw the only good thing to come from this show was memes making fun of it
Do you have a lycris?
I can't understand this thing.
Seeing this evolve from a cappella to video felt like Cinemaphiles redemption arc.
LAED
In no way could a person that obese exist in Middle Earth. Disgusting. Contempt even.
Bombur?
I never read the book. Hell, the movies even. Lmao
Well he is fatter than her
The backlash was a legitimate cultural event. It was a honour to be part of it, even if it was as a lowly shitposter and downvoter.
I think the show was actually a huge flop. Amazon just propped up the numbers by having it play if the app was idle and including anyone who watched so much as a second as a viewer.
If they openly admitted that only 38% of pilot viewers made it to the end, just imagine what they're not telling us. And now they're stuck with a 5 season order because cancelling it would concede defeat to the backlash. Think of al the shows Prime has to turn down because they earmarked several billion for RoP.
Didn't the official Twitter Amazon released how only the 30% finished the series?
Not a flop. Felony tax evasion.
>First you inflate the official budget
>Then you take an insurance relative to the declared budget (it will be pretty cheap because it´s a LOTR related property and you allegadly invested 1 billion bucks. How could that go wrong?)
>Then you spend half or a third of that budget AKA the real non declared budget
>Then you write the show off as a commercial failure to avoid taxation
>Then you collect the insurance
Quality and fidelity are irrelevant to making money.
So did we or they won?
all they had to do was make a high budget series of animated movies based on classic novels and shit they own. not hollywood high budget, hire the people who do those anime movies for like $17 million that look better than disney in asia.
people would watch the shit out of a really well done animated movie.
esactly
>Rings of Power
SUCKS
>Wheel of Time
SUCKS
>The Witcher
SUCKS
Why the frick can't anyone make good fantasy shows anymore?
women in hr who hire women writers
All the surviving good writers went to scifi, problem is that they sucks too
We actually have first hand account of why The Witcher sucked
The one guy interested in writing an adventure show about a cool guy fighting monsters was pushed out by the rest of the writing team that wanted to just show how much of a girlboss the women ont he show are
The wizard should've been Saruman since he was corrupted relatively recently in Lord of the Rings.
The wizard is Gandalf
I know, which is why I'm saying he should've been Saruman. It would be an actual interesting twist and the chance to see a character in a way we haven't before
so she does seismic surveys right?
it was the funnest I’ve had shitposting on Cinemaphile in years.
Why does she have Triforces on her robes? Now Amazon is copying *another* popular franchise.
can people post funny memes/vids of this show? i kinda missed out. just watched this one
The Tolkien superfans lied to me. They said it was amazing.
So Cinemaphile when it told me of the RANGZ song, there is nothing here.
So we both lost.
Left girl is qt
Who is she?
kelsey ellison
where we these tolkien superfans when the jackson movies came out?
Their moms' wombs, except for the one on the far left. Probably got diddled by his uncle who took him to the movie while his mom and dad were passed out on pills.
I still can't believe Amazon thought this was a actually good idea.
they didnt. this sorta shit isnt about making money, its about sending a message. white people arent allowed to have a culture. white people arent allowed to enjoy things. white people arent allowed to have anything; in fact.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7663127/Academic-says-Anglo-Saxon-dropped-links-white-supremacy.html
ROP series was about a white couple in a world of greedy blackoids.
>spending 1 billion dollars trying to get basketball watching 85IQ big lipped Black folk to watch LOTR
Found the video. Prepare to cringe.
Amazon hired a bunch of young queer-looking people, labeled them as ‘super fans’ and had them gush about how diverse and modern RoP looks
I can't even make it through this. Too painful to watch.
>doesn't even know why the rings were created
lmao
Hired diverse gay shills. One of them was asked on her platform what age thought of season 1 and she said she hadn't even watched it but she'd been watvhing house of the dragon instead kek
Didnt he appendixes at the end of the return of hte king say dwarf maidens are supposed to be beautiful and not allowed outside?
OHHH DEM RANGZ
OH LAWDY LAWDY LAWDY
IMA GIT ME SOME DEM RANGZ
OHHHHH DEM RANGZ
DEM RANGZ OF POWAH
HAVE MERCY LAWD
OH SWEET LAWDY DEM RANGZ
DEM RANGZ OF POWAH
FINNA FIND ME A KANG FO DEY RANGZ