Rings of Power

Now that the dust has settled I hope we can all agree that the LotR tv show was pretty good.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know I never watched it and canceled my Amazon prime because of it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn what is jeff bezos gonna do now
      amazon in shambles

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amazon Prime isn't profitable, so losing customers actually is a big deal for them. Right now it's just a pit they're throwing money into.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know Amazon stock lost 25% of its value over this debacle, right?

        • 10 months ago
          sage

          total debacle

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure it lost value because Bezos and his Ex wife sold off a shit ton of stock.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao at the pic. Why would you say that?
          Either it's false and you look like a puerile egotistic liar.
          Or it's true and you're admitting you're unable to properly pick personnel and too weak to control them.
          Bad looks both of them regardless. Should have kept his mouth shut.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're the biggest moron on this whole website

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why, is it shopped?
              It totally sounds like something an out of touch rich moron would say.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Either it's false and you look like a puerile egotistic liar.

            And when has that ever stopped billionaires from doing it? Bootlickers give zero shits when their corporate masters lie.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >And when has that ever stopped billionaires from doing it?
              Well never, but that's not really the point innit?
              Just because rich people are known for doing shit like this doesn't mean it isn't dumb as frick.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOTR doesn't take place in the middle ages dumbass

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What point is this comic trying to make? The average woman in the middle ages was white, and the dwarf on telly is black.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you forget already? We hate Rings of Power because we hate strong women. We want them to be weak and useless like Galadriel was in the Hobbit movies.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know this is bait, but they actually think this. A woman can be a revered beauty, known for her wisdom and ancient knowledge, but she isn't soloing ice trolls so she's weak.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      An average woman in the Middle Ages wouldn’t look like a hot super model with pearl white teeth and clean and shower fresh hair and perfect make up.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The image is of an attractive woman though.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is it? Looks like a man face to me.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe, but not enough to be egregious. It just looks like a hardy woman.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8405137/
        In many respects medieval people were more attractive. They had much better facial development, the study I linked is an example of this.
        They were also leaner, and obesity was very rare. Whether or not you think that is good is preference.
        Worse grooming, dental decay, no makeup, sure.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        bad teeth are a consequence of a modern diet. Middle ages peasants didn't choke on seed oils, refined sugar and industrial onions. Just go look at ancient skeletons and you'll see they had great teeth if they did not take part in wars or fist fights.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sugar is literally the entire reason for modern tooth decay. As soon as Britain/France got access to caribbean sugar plantations and mass produced candy, people's teeth started rotting out, and that's where you see everyone back then getting wooden teeth to replace their rotten ones. The amount of tooth decay and all its health complications in the historical record skyrockets as soon as colonialism starts, for this reason and this reason only. Sugar plantations.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is actually true. Watch Time Team where they cover this repeatedly. Even in ancient England, the international joke country for bad teeth, ancient remains tend to have their teeth, and also their jaws are better formed, likely from more chewing during childhood. They miss teeth sometimes but that’s more likely to be trauma related (horse kicked em in the mouth) than tooth decay. They can tell from how the wound left afterward healed.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I heard tooth decay found in human remains coincides with agrarian culture.
            Which suggests eating meat and nuts and fruit = good teeth
            eating bread and processed grains = bad teeth

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I thought that was because the wild grains back then were hard and their teeth cracked and broke grinding them.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Processed grains is carb heavy. Carbs are complex sugars. So there’s your connection.

              I thought that was because the wild grains back then were hard and their teeth cracked and broke grinding them.

              Tooth decay and tooth wear are different. Tooth wear is much more regional depending on the staples. Some people habitually eating tough seeds or some nuts wear their molars down.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'd buy this
              >Emory University studied the teeth from 39 fossil skeletons found in Wadi Halfa, Sudan, estimated to be between 8,000 to 11,000 years old. Their findings suggest that when the Nubian people living in northern Sudan and southern Egypt switched to intensive agriculture, the incidence of caries in the population jumped from 0.8 percent to nearly 20 percent.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tobacco smoking contributed as well, but that's also a result of colonial tobacco plantations, so point stands.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sugar is literally the entire reason for modern tooth decay. As soon as Britain/France got access to caribbean sugar plantations and mass produced candy, people's teeth started rotting out, and that's where you see everyone back then getting wooden teeth to replace their rotten ones. The amount of tooth decay and all its health complications in the historical record skyrockets as soon as colonialism starts, for this reason and this reason only. Sugar plantations.

          I heard tooth decay found in human remains coincides with agrarian culture.
          Which suggests eating meat and nuts and fruit = good teeth
          eating bread and processed grains = bad teeth

          The Agricultural Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah man, 1000 years ago England was filled with Pakistan and Black folk and trannies, the history people are just lying to you.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ackchyually, if you take the average of the entire world the average woman was brown since europeans only made up 2% of the world's population

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        and everyone was stuck in his own continent. As it should be

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like it is in heaven!

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >implying that vice-fill’d Sons of Ham go to heaven

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ugly woman is actually a le creatura from the new Fable's reboot trailer. The point of this comic that black and mixed people in medieval England are supposed to be realistic.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        amusingly drawn more attractively here too. it really understates how genuinely unsightly the actual product looks

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >amusingly drawn more attractively here too
          Whenever you see people using the "omg angry Fable fans have never seen women before!!" they're always using the FaceApp version of the picture that makes her look pretty and feminine before THAT version was run through the filter to give her long feminine hair and other more eye pleasing features. It's all disingenuous. People know ugly. That's why no one has really stopped to make Fable their hill to die on. Because everyone knows ugly, dude.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's durin's wife from Amazon LOTR

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The ugly woman on the lower frame. It's literally a protagonist from the upcoming fantasy RPG that was made so deliberately ugly she turned into a local meme, but the artist pretends that it's a real woman from medieval England of his comic universe.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        > point of this comic that black and mixed people in medieval England are supposed to be realistic.
        But it isn’t. I’m literally in a pozzed lefty university studying history and nobody is teaching this. I thought these twats were all about “buhleev duh soiens”? Did fricko mix up the idea of the earliest waves of humans in Europe having more melanin with the middle ages? Bit of a gap there bucko.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      According to leftists, not being ugly is unrealistic

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every single fricking time the left tries to accuse someone on the right for being a shit head about Fable they always ALWAYS draw the ugly b***h used more flattering than she appears so that it helps their argument. Always.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that Fable character based on a troony or was that just a meme?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    was bored to tears by 3rd episode I stopped and watched the hobbit trilogy instead

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely don't get the point of this comic

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >using Stonetoss's self-insert
    lmao they really are his(her) best marketers.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    where is it?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this about Fable? Because almost everyone seemed to hate design.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a history book with pictures

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did this dude seriously trace the character from the universally panned Fable remake trailer?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people were totally brown af during the middle age
    >they just uh,... Disappeared because racism after the invention of photography
    >never mind paintings
    A like how you can make a lie the only truth by putting it in a book

  13. 10 months ago
    Anthonyschizo

    YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSStill not watching your soulless reboot though

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >illustration

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yoga Flaaaame
        >FRICK, MY breasts

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont even understand what this is meant to mean.

    Anyways, fantasy should be beautiful not ugly

    /thread

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't she supposed to be from one of the Dwarf clans in the east? The Easterlings were ambiguously brown, so the same could be said for the Dwarves. You also have imagine a female Dwarf would be stocky and squat like the men.
    b***h is still ugly though. Give me a cute shortstack lady Dwarf.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Another Amazon Prime shillpost
    Never going to watch your capeshit. Kys

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t get the comic. Is he mad that there’s a woman in the book? The woman is white, so it can’t be about racism.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The woman is white
      thirdification of the internet in full swing

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't get the comic,why is the guy upset? the woman in the image is white,accurately to the average woman from medieval England

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Terminally online webcomic makers think their strawmen consooms every piece of media
    I don't care about video games

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shan’t be watching shows with nigs

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't get it

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off. I don't want to see ugly fricks as protagonists in my fantasy tv series, movies and games

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >um ackshully historically there WERE-
    don’t care. don’t watch Black person shows. simple as.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH LAWD DEM RANGZ

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    white dudes unironically erased minorities and women from history. you can look this up. that's how fragile white men are

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure they did amerimutt. Just keep repeating it I’m sure everyone will believe you any minute now.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically
      It was fully ironic. It was just a prank, bro.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Everybody was equal in olden times. It was just in the 20th century that white men oppressed all the equal people and made them not equal for some reason
      >There was no progress that white men ever did in the realms of slavery or discrimination, things were better in the past before white men came along.
      Moffat is such a fricking moron. You want to make the world better? acknowledge how it used to be and how things changed for the better.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe racism was a recent invention and not rampant throughout history. Tradbros...

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I agree, why didn't they just drive a jeep to Mordor?

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand the point of the comic

    >I am mad about black dwarves in LotR
    >I care about historical realism
    >the history book shows a medieval english woman
    >now I am mad again because... why exactly?

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t get the joke.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Usually when I say the left can’t meme it really means the left can’t meme well. This time, I genuinely think they failed to create *a* meme. That’s honestly an impressive display of incompetence.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why didn’t they just drive the ring to Mordor?

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically don't get the image.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't watch this shit because you gays told me it was behind a pay wall.
    Now I am supposed to watch it because brown people?
    Make up your minds

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically RoP was good. People turn themselves into seething raging idiots at the very idea of the show. There are a couple cringe moments and beside that, it's a very good fantasy show. House of Dragon is the woke, degenerate, feminist trash that everyone assumes this is, and anyone with half a brain recognizes it.

    It does things that no other major production would dare to in the current year. Galadriel is an uptight, obsessive girlboss and the show points out how thats a BAD thing. The Orcs are explored beyond just being evil bad guys, but unfortunate twisted souls. And Sauron shows you what happens when society twists itself into exclusion and hypocrisy into creating b***hes like Galadriel and unfortunate ugly incels like Sauron and the Orcs.

    Its bizarre reading some raving fanatic online screeching about how Orcs being complex characters and not one dimensional evil bad guys is "butchering the spirit of Tolkien" or some nonsense. You get the feeling that the brain of these people in these matters is just programmed to see anything, and then say "thing bad". People pride themselves on not watching it and reposting the 5 cherrypicked bad costumes. It's textbook moronation and hypocrisy.

    The show isn't groundbreaking or incredible, and it focuses on dull personal drama alot. But it's pretty good.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never watched either because I'm boycotting all israeli wokeslop media. Seethe.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      "good" is an extremely generous stretch, but yes, it isn't nearly as offensive as believed. it isn't really much of anything, really.

      I ended up liking the negress dwarf a lot more than I thought though, she was warm and friendly and got her homosexual husband to stop being vindictive and effeminate

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People turn themselves into seething raging idiots at the very idea of the show.
      You wish, lmao.
      I see forced diversity, I don't watch. And never will. It's that simple
      Therefore I win 😉

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t even understand that comic. Is the “average woman” supposed to be black? A troony? Is the comic ironic? What’s the punchline?

  36. 10 months ago
    chapo poster

    What is this comic trying to say? I literally cannot figure it out. Is that woman in the third panel supposed to be non-white?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >brown-haired Europeans existed, therefor unlimited immigration of 3rd world savages good

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a reference to a female character from a recent fantasy game whose name I cannot recall; the vfx model was a troony and he modeled the woman's in-game features after himself

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You aren't talking about the hogwarts game are you?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, Fable.
          Hogwarts had the troon to TOTALLY OWN ROWLING AND CHUDS even though the pandering didn't stop boycotts lmao

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The forced diversity barely bothered me but the everything else about the show was garbage too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >barely bothered me

      Good goy.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    'toss on the 'log

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