For what I remember they left fangorn to go plant orchards down the river. This land got fricked up by sauron later on and they all died. Or maybe they didn't and they now live in the old forest by the shire. Nobody knows for sure.
I just want Amazon to do SOMETHING with Meadhros. The whole "he wandered Middle-Earth in despair for all eternity" concept was always stupid. I think Tolkien simply forgot about him.
Ironically she only LOOKS attainable, she'd be far out the reach of anyone who ever visited Cinemaphile even if she weren't an actress given the state of the current sex market. It's like Kanye's torn up t-shirts that cost $600.
For me the braid does it but I am aware of my fetish. Objectively I'd say she's like a 6.5, definitely frickable but I wouldn't give up the ring for her. Then again TLotR never had many hot chicks besides maybe Rosie the hobbit
How much do you get paid?
Where did you apply to promote these shows on the internet? So you get to do it from home, or are you all like the seething israelites in israel that are all cloistered together in cubicles, like 300 rats in a dumpster?
Was that literally your plan to appeal to wifeu coomers on Cinemaphile?
That makes me believe there is nothing else in the show made for the original audience: Nerdy White Men.
It also tells me how afraid of word of mouth they are, or any kind of movement starting against endless reboots and remakes.
We understand the well of all we created is running dry and you've spend so much time chasing cash that you literally don't have an imagination anymore.
I wouldn't trade the whole world for being able to be creative in the moment.
Here is a new one... Gandro the Fire lord, he is a bigger guy who can use fire but he also can dance, but he is too embarrassed to dance in front of everyone, until he realize he can incorporate fire into his dance and then he amazes his whole village and makes them feel safe instead of scared of him, he then becomes the village fire sheriff and the town gets attacked by water dancers.
IDK man I just came up with that, now you fricking soulless pieces of shit are gonna start using AI to make your concept art and even writing.
I legitimately ->WISH<- Hollywood would be hit by a nuke.
They took it over in the 80s and the final nail in the coffin was Disney and Miramax stealing ALL of Thief and the Cobbler to make Aladdin.
The well is running dry Hollywood, you better come up with a plan soon... or maybe you have to start acknowledge that you got all your great ideas from...
Great.
White.
Men.
You guys must agree considering you can only plagiarise our father's great work... and then tell us we have no culture when we fricking INVENTED all of your culture and the shit you use to make money off of.
If you don't want reactions like this in the future get better at shilling or start inspiring young white men instead of fricking demoralizing us.
But that is only if you want truly great ideas and original IPs again, which you clearly don't.
incredibly based, yea the black magic forces them to not be original, also its a smoking gun that they are taking orders from an internet trained AI overlord (cant originate original thoughts)
incredibly based, yea the black magic forces them to not be original, also its a smoking gun that they are taking orders from an internet trained AI overlord (cant originate original thoughts)
it's pottery, the same weakness that led to the downfall of Numenor, the same weakness that stopped Isildur from destroying the ring, it's in the hearts of every simp and orbiter who spams these threads for free.
>Why are you guys just shilling Morf/Galadriel...
It's simple, the shills are Indians. Think about it, who else would simp so desperatly for a piece of mediocre white pussy? Only Indians are that pathetic.
By the way, the trailer already shat on the "leaks" pushed by Nerdrotic and Bounding into Comics. They claimed the "ashes" scene is from a battle on a volcano, where Galadriel and Tar Miriel have a YASSS KWEEEN moment. You can see in the new trailer that it's a burned down village, and from the screenshots you can see Galadriel entering that village while it's still not burned down.
So either a dragon or a balrog will torch it while she's there.
Black person, it's obvious that the series will introduce several red herrings to hide who Sauron is: >the shipwreck survivor >the blondie >the meteor man
And it won't be any of those three, I wager. If Amazon is even a bit ballsy, they'll have Sauron take the form of a woman.
Also people seem to forget that, after his initial resurgence, Sauron will wage a war which will end in his crushing defeat once the Numenoreans get involved.
Black person, it's obvious that the series will introduce several red herrings to hide who Sauron is: >the shipwreck survivor >the blondie >the meteor man
And it won't be any of those three, I wager. If Amazon is even a bit ballsy, they'll have Sauron take the form of a woman.
there's no fricking way that Sauron won't be portrayed by a white male in this show
no chance
But anon, elves can be any color now, did you miss the black one they always push in their trailers?
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's a Half- Elf.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No such thing. This is Amazon fan fiction.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>elfs practice bestiality according to amazon
Anon was right about rhetoricians >they're made from stone >they're another tribe >he's a half-elf
Voilà, Black folks everywhere *chef's kiss*
>Dior Eluchíl, son of Beren and Lúthien and grandson of Melian the Maia >Eärendil, son of Tuor and Idril >Elwing, daughter of Dior and Nimloth, Queen of Doriath >Eluréd and Elurín, the sons of Dior and Nimloth >Elrond, son of Eärendil and Lord of Rivendell >Elros, the son of Eärendil, brother of Elrond, and first King of Númenor >Arwen Undómiel, or Arwen Evenstar, daughter of Elrond and Celebrían, and Queen of the Reunited Kingdom >Elladan and Elrohir, the twin sons of Elrond and Celebrían >Galador, son of Imrazôr and Mithrellas >Gilmith, daughter of Imrazôr and Mithrellas
2 years ago
Anonymous
All of these were white men, you are going to tell me that elf woman saw the closest thing to a Uruk Hai and thought "damm I'm really horny"
2 years ago
Anonymous
Which of these are dark skinned?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Incels don't know who any of those characters are
2 years ago
Anonymous
Which of these are dark skinned?
All of these were white men, you are going to tell me that elf woman saw the closest thing to a Uruk Hai and thought "damm I'm really horny"
If you want to go even farther, every single prince of Dol Amroth was half-elven. That's 24 guys in total.
2 years ago
Anonymous
And all of these were white, not a single case of elf into bestiality with half trols
2 years ago
Anonymous
Do you know what 'half' means?
2 years ago
Anonymous
And do you know what "half-elven" meant in Tolkien's writings? Look up
And if you did, you'd understand that half-elves didn't choose their race, only their fate after dying. Even Arwen was half-elven, even though the mother was an Elf and her father, Elrond, also chose the fate of an Elf.
Even Arwen was half-elven. Can you point which parent was human?
[...]
it's not fricking DnD you lying frick
these characters are either elven or human
please redeem the shitting street sir
And you're just a moron, using exactly D&D logic.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Non of these are half elves. If you read Tolkien's work you would understand this.
2 years ago
Anonymous
And if you did, you'd understand that half-elves didn't choose their race, only their fate after dying. Even Arwen was half-elven, even though the mother was an Elf and her father, Elrond, also chose the fate of an Elf.
2 years ago
Anonymous
doesn't matter
2 years ago
Anonymous
Pathetic bait, chud. You will never read Tolkien.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>chud
You just admitted you are a troony and have therefore not read Tolkien. You are not a fan of anything beside your own delusions. You merely pretend to be a fan so you can infiltrate and destroy the things you hate. Now 41% yourself b***h.
2 years ago
Anonymous
[...]
[...]
If you want to go even farther, every single prince of Dol Amroth was half-elven. That's 24 guys in total.
it's not fricking DnD you lying frick
these characters are either elven or human
please redeem the shitting street sir
2 years ago
Anonymous
No, chud.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Pathetic bait, chud. You will never read Tolkien.
Good work! We must work together like a fellowship! Remember that from the movies? It's just like the new TV show! Haha, remember to tell your friends to subscribe to Amazon Prime!
2 years ago
Anonymous
>elfs practice bestiality according to amazon
2 years ago
Anonymous
Anon was right about rhetoricians >they're made from stone >they're another tribe >he's a half-elf
Voilà, Black folks everywhere *chef's kiss*
I actually hope the show will be good because: >I'm fricking sick and tired of shit fantasy series. >I'm honestly wondering how would Cinemaphile react - surprised enthusiasm; or a stubborn trolling/shit flinging campaign.
The Meteor Man isn't Gandalf. He's one of the "is THIS Sauron" red herrings.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>i've been raped 973 times in the exact same way but surely this time it will be different
2 years ago
Anonymous
>The Meteor Man isn't Gandalf. He's one of the "is THIS Sauron" red herrings.
Yes, we will be led to believe that he is Sauron but he will turn out to be Gandalf. >wears grey >hangs with Hobbits >looks like a nice guy
2 years ago
Anonymous
Gandalf arrived together with the other Wizards in the Third Age. Remember - it's in their contract they can't contradict events from the books.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I have altered the contract, pray I do not alter it any further.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>it's in their contract they can't contradict events from the books.
They already deleted Isildur's brother
2 years ago
Anonymous
No, they've confirmed he simply won't be appearing in Season 1.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Remember - it's in their contract they can't contradict events from the books.
So what? Gandalf arrives. He leaves. He re-arrives in the third age. Takes even a middling rhetorician ten seconds to come up with a plausible spin on why that's acceptable within the contract.
2 years ago
Anonymous
And? Gandalf is just one of his names
2 years ago
Anonymous
>it's in their contract they can't contradict events from the books.
Didn't the trailer show the two trees burning when in the book they were stabbed by Melkor so Ungoliant could drink their light?
2 years ago
Anonymous
They're already teasing what's likely the unearthing of the Balrog Durin's Bane from the Third Age. They're introducing the Hobbits' "Wandering Days" from the third age. This show isn't going to just compress one age, it's going to compress as much as they can so people will go "I recognize that thing!"
2 years ago
Anonymous
does that make you mad, chuddie?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not really. I'm going to watch it anyway, but it's transparent what they're doing, and pretty easy to predict.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not really. I'm going to watch it anyway, but it's transparent what they're doing, and pretty easy to predict.
2 years ago
Anonymous
They don't even know how middle earth feels like so they just throw shit at the wall and call it done.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Make it stuff as it goes along. Let me guess, the only good thing is the flashback scene in the first season and it goes downhill as the season goes by.
From a lore perspective black hobbits and numenorians are not possible
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Numenor has colonies in Harad for almost a thousand years. >Practice serfdom, and later on slavery.
Yep, I'm sure they're using native Numenoreans for cheap labour.
2 years ago
Anonymous
2 years ago
Anonymous
>LotR is not "Nordic" >Tolkien despises racism
AHAHA Chuds btfo AGAIN!
2 years ago
Anonymous
>reading comprehension: 1 >homosexual anon: 0
2 years ago
Anonymous
They're not using them to breed royal bloodlines.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I agree. And I agree that Tar Miriel being black is their one actual misstep.
2 years ago
Anonymous
And the dwarf, and the hobbits...
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nah, those are clearly delineated as being from different tribes. Dwarves were made from literal stone, so I don't expect them to follow the logic for skin colour of humans.
And? Gandalf is just one of his names
Why are people so gung-ho about him being Gandalf? There's Maya all over Arda, both good, evil, and indifferent to mortals.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Dwarves were made from literal stone, so I don't expect them to follow the logic for skin colour of humans.
Can we expect blue and purple dwarves now?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I hope so.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Dwarves were made from literal stone, so I don't expect them to follow the logic for skin colour of humans.
Can we expect blue and purple dwarves now?
Tolkien Dwarves are not made from stone, this is a shill talking point they keep repeating
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I'm sure they're using native Numenoreans for cheap labour.
And being a Queen is cheap labor now in Numenor, and every slave wears the same clothes as citizen and they will bring the equivalent as half of his own population as slaves, and all of these are going to be sub-saharan
2 years ago
Anonymous
There's barely any blacks in the background of the trailers, and aside from Tar Miriel they all seem to be servants.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>of the trailers
Because they are hiding these now after the first trailers, go and see the pics of the show to see how half of Numenor is black and they are not servants at all
2 years ago
Anonymous
Got one!
2 years ago
Anonymous
Okay lets just call them Black folk then
2 years ago
Anonymous
Political marriage between Tar-Palantir and high ranking woman from Harad to ensure peace leads to mixed Tar-Miriel. EZ.
>What is it about Hollywood nailing the "fan-made" aesthetic?
Maybe because that's all the people in charge of these things know about. The previous artists are retiring. Same thing has been happening with videogames. It's like many artists simply don't know how to create assets that don't look like they're from WoW or Fortnite.
All threads about this show are filled with incels posting the same dumb claims and questions over and over. Let's get them out of the way so we can have a real discussion about the show: >Why are the Hobbits black in this?
The Hobbits in this show are Harfoots, described by Tolkien as "different breed" who "were of brown skin" >If there were black Hobbits in the second age, what happened to them before the third age in which the movies are set? Were they all genocided in a race war?
The show is not a prequel to the Jackson films. In the books, Harfoots are still around (for example Samwise Gamgee, who is constantly referred to as having dark skin) >Why is Galadriel depicted as a young, immature girl? Galadriel was never like this!
Actually Tolkien described Galadriel as "proud, strong, and self-willed", as well as ""rebellious" in her youth >Why is Galadriel depicted as a figher? She doesn't fight!
Actually, Tolkien wrote of her "Amazonian disposition", having "the eye of a commander" and of fighting at the sack of Alqualonde as well as other battles. >Why is there an interracial relationship in the show when there are none in the books?
Tolkien's stories often focus on interracial relationships: Beren and Luthien, Tuor and Idril, Arwen and Aragorn. It was clearly one of his favourite topics, so it is not surprising that the show would depict this theme as well. >Why did they fire Tolkien expert Shippey from the show? Is it because he complained about them not adhering to the lore?
No, actually it is because he broke his NDA by discussing the show with a german magazine
>Actually Tolkien described Galadriel as "proud, strong, and self-willed", as well as ""rebellious" in her youth
Is she going to frick Isildur or the black elf first?
Look at this fricking pilpul. You have nothing better to do than spread lies and distortions about stories that have been around for the better part of a century? Frick off shill.
such an american spin on this. in the part of the uk where im from anyone who worked outdoors (and so had a tan) would be called dark skinned or even black (its still used to describe someone being disgusting - i.e describing something as black or someone as a blacko) in the past. i can confirm to you 100000000% sam was never black or even a pajeet he was dark skinned because he was lower class outdoor worker where as frodo was blue-blooded (used to describe the rich because they stayed indoors and therefore stayed whiter so you can see their veins) in comparison
this here is quite possibly the most russian (or, if you like, indian) post of all time, the ultimate ESL incapable of comprehending basic cultural traits
Is it me or are the ESLs actually degenerating in their grasp of English, the first world, understanding non-shitskin culture, and occasionally passing as not completely irrelevant on this board?
I am so excited for the Amazon show "The Rings of Power"! I have been a huge fan of the Lord of the Rings books and movies, and I cannot wait to see how this show will bring the world of Middle Earth to life. I am expecting great things from this show, and I cannot wait to see it.
I absolutely loved the new trailer for the upcoming Amazon show "The Rings of Power"! It looks like it's going to be an epic fantasy series that I can't wait to watch. The trailer was full of action and adventure, and it left me wanting more. I'm definitely looking forward to seeing this show when it premieres.
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Let's show those heckin chudds what real Tolken fans are like!
I didn't think shills were actually on this board, but these threads have convinced me. This guy actually becomes so fricking mad when you call him out on being a pajeet that he has to be some wagie sitting in a cubicle all day trying to convince people that the show is good by appealing to coomers.
I absolutely loved the new trailer for the Amazon show "The Rings of Power"! It looked absolutely amazing and I can't wait to see the full show. It looks like it's going to be an epic fantasy adventure that I'm definitely going to enjoy. I'm really looking forward to seeing how the story unfolds and what happens to the characters. I'm sure it'll be a great show and I can't wait to watch it!
Me too fellow anonymous user! The ring of power looks absolutely stunning and I love how cute the main actress looks. She is very pretty, and I'm sure every other poster on this sub would agree. Cannot wait for the show!
I truly agree! Rings of Power looks like a fascination TV experience for the modern age! Something that has never been done before! I can't wait to watch this very high quality TV show!
If she was too beautiful she would isolate female viewers who would spend the whole time seething and being jealous of her. It's the reason they cast girls like Kirsten Steward and Jennifer Lawrence instead of dropdead gorgeous knockouts in movies aimed at girls. Yes the media can gaslight and say all they want that Kirsten Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence are the most beautiful girls in the world but everyone knows it's not true. If they cast 10/10 women for these parts, no woman would watch.
These people are fricking insane they’re going out of their way to cast the most ugly and disgusting people they can find, literally going to Australia to get aboriginal. WTF
See also the new House of Dragons chick, supposedly "the most beautiful woman in the realm.
They don't cast complete uglies. They cast girls with enough flaws that women viewers won't feel threatened, but just hot enough that men will still watch and nerd viewers will find them attainable. Women get absolutely livid when they see 10/10s on screen and it causes them to feel bad about themselves. Show runners want women to feel good while watching their shows so they keep tuning in, hence the casting of girls like K-stew, J-Law and Nu-Galadriel the potato.
Who the frick is Morf? What is she in? She is petty but note the flat breasts and plain body.
2 years ago
Anonymous
morf is smol but she face mogs them
2 years ago
Anonymous
Literally looks like a more feminine version of Cate Blanchett
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yes she has a pretty face, but her body is not threatening at all to female viewers+gay casting agents and producers like her too. If Morf had big breasts, nice hips and ass, she would get no work in Hollywood and have to do porn instead.
They like Florence Pugh and other fridgebodies with average faces. That is the ideal hollywood heroine these days.
2 years ago
Anonymous
morf has a perfectly breedable body with a healthy body fat %
2 years ago
Anonymous
she is hotter than Pugh but she still has flat breasts and is a borderline fridgebody herself, which is how she gets work in Hollywood in the first place. No female viewer will get jealous of that and they will be content mocking her small breasts so they don't feel too insecure. Also she is attainable looking enough for nerds like you to fall in love with.
The first few episodes will be borderline kino with nothing too polarizing. That is to groom the viewer in to accepting the degenerate wokeness and sex scenes that will be in the late episodes. Their hope is to hook enough normies in with the early episodes that they will be able to get away with whatever woke agenda shit they want in the future. Game of Thrones did the exact same thing.
>the man who tamed the shieldmaiden oh Rohan >tempted by the ring but never fell to it >was actually fighting against orcs/Saurons armies instead of waiting for the big battle
thingken about life
Not being my wiener sleeve
Will chuds finally off themselves when the show is a success?
>Show hasn't even premiered yet
Yeah this is really organic.
reminder that IMDB is owned by Amazon
>chuds
>off themselves
I’ve got some bad news for you troonbro
>Why is she crying Cinemaphile?
The last white man dies 2025 (colorized)
is that homelander
found out her hot human boyfriend was sauron all along
I miss this lil homie like you cant beliebe.
Was there ever a canon reason given why the Ent Women left?
lol eru determined they WOOD leave eventually haha! i'm just messing around bro hope you're doing good
Why am I laughing so fricking hard bro
For what I remember they left fangorn to go plant orchards down the river. This land got fricked up by sauron later on and they all died. Or maybe they didn't and they now live in the old forest by the shire. Nobody knows for sure.
nope, Tolkien decided he wanted to leave it a mystery so never made up a real reason
I just want Amazon to do SOMETHING with Meadhros. The whole "he wandered Middle-Earth in despair for all eternity" concept was always stupid. I think Tolkien simply forgot about him.
I just want Amazon to die in the biggest dumpster fire the world has seen.
>Was there ever a canon reason given why the Ent Women left?
Sauron burned their gardens as scorched earth against the Last Alliance. Tolkien never revealed if they survived or where they went.
toxic masculinity
I AM BABY GROOT!!
hAHAH!!
ITS JUST LIKE MY MARBEL MOVIE
Can anybody find me a single frame where she doesn't look amazing in this show?
IS the simping for her ironic? She's just some average looking woman. Nothing about her is striking.
attainability
Ironically she only LOOKS attainable, she'd be far out the reach of anyone who ever visited Cinemaphile even if she weren't an actress given the state of the current sex market. It's like Kanye's torn up t-shirts that cost $600.
that depends on how moronic the people are where you live
Find me the frame bro, there must be hundreds to chose from by now
She's cute but this is also the biggest shilling campaign in recent memory, maybe even in the history of this board
>Nothing about her is striking.
imagine being wroing
forgot pic
>IS the simping for her ironic?
He's just shilling the show to waifugays
For me the braid does it but I am aware of my fetish. Objectively I'd say she's like a 6.5, definitely frickable but I wouldn't give up the ring for her. Then again TLotR never had many hot chicks besides maybe Rosie the hobbit
>When you thought it was a fart but it touches your panties
>wearing make up on the battlefield
I can never take female warriors seriously
Part of it is ironic/trolling for sure, but I find her attractive in an approachable way. I could actually imagine dating her.
That's cool bro (unironically)
I hope she enjoyed her filming experience considering how long she was in NZ for
well i think it's a bit of a problem when in a LOTR show only ONE character looks amazing, no ?
Amazing? She’s plain as frick compared to how Cate looked in the movies.
Cate is ugly as frick in the LOTR films. Looked much better in Thor.
>this old hag is supposed to be more beautiful than morf
yeah, right
At least she looks like an elf instead of a rat
>Can anybody find me a single frame where she doesn't look amazing in this show?
But you just posted one.
She’s a legitimate 5.5/10. Simple as
she's ethereal
How much do you get paid?
Where did you apply to promote these shows on the internet? So you get to do it from home, or are you all like the seething israelites in israel that are all cloistered together in cubicles, like 300 rats in a dumpster?
>supposed to be so beautiful that just her hair alone is thought to hold the light of the trees of valinor within it because of how golden it radiates
>wiry haired ass dirty blonde b***h
Why are you guys just shilling Morf/Galadriel...
Was that literally your plan to appeal to wifeu coomers on Cinemaphile?
That makes me believe there is nothing else in the show made for the original audience: Nerdy White Men.
It also tells me how afraid of word of mouth they are, or any kind of movement starting against endless reboots and remakes.
We understand the well of all we created is running dry and you've spend so much time chasing cash that you literally don't have an imagination anymore.
I wouldn't trade the whole world for being able to be creative in the moment.
Here is a new one... Gandro the Fire lord, he is a bigger guy who can use fire but he also can dance, but he is too embarrassed to dance in front of everyone, until he realize he can incorporate fire into his dance and then he amazes his whole village and makes them feel safe instead of scared of him, he then becomes the village fire sheriff and the town gets attacked by water dancers.
IDK man I just came up with that, now you fricking soulless pieces of shit are gonna start using AI to make your concept art and even writing.
I legitimately ->WISH<- Hollywood would be hit by a nuke.
They took it over in the 80s and the final nail in the coffin was Disney and Miramax stealing ALL of Thief and the Cobbler to make Aladdin.
The well is running dry Hollywood, you better come up with a plan soon... or maybe you have to start acknowledge that you got all your great ideas from...
Great.
White.
Men.
You guys must agree considering you can only plagiarise our father's great work... and then tell us we have no culture when we fricking INVENTED all of your culture and the shit you use to make money off of.
If you don't want reactions like this in the future get better at shilling or start inspiring young white men instead of fricking demoralizing us.
But that is only if you want truly great ideas and original IPs again, which you clearly don't.
Bitch.
incredibly based, yea the black magic forces them to not be original, also its a smoking gun that they are taking orders from an internet trained AI overlord (cant originate original thoughts)
samef*g
Is the only thing left these pajeets have
>pajeets
Why are incels so obsessed with this word?
>it's an actual bot
Based pajeet destroyer
>pajeet
Why are incels so obsessed with this word?
stfu pajeet
>pajeet
Why are incels so obsessed with this word?
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Poo
In
Loo
it's pottery, the same weakness that led to the downfall of Numenor, the same weakness that stopped Isildur from destroying the ring, it's in the hearts of every simp and orbiter who spams these threads for free.
Nobody would ever read a post with this spacing, every response to it is samef*gging
>Why are you guys just shilling Morf/Galadriel...
It's simple, the shills are Indians. Think about it, who else would simp so desperatly for a piece of mediocre white pussy? Only Indians are that pathetic.
Good morning, sirs, btw.
>she wants to subvert harfoot tradition
By the way, the trailer already shat on the "leaks" pushed by Nerdrotic and Bounding into Comics. They claimed the "ashes" scene is from a battle on a volcano, where Galadriel and Tar Miriel have a YASSS KWEEEN moment. You can see in the new trailer that it's a burned down village, and from the screenshots you can see Galadriel entering that village while it's still not burned down.
So either a dragon or a balrog will torch it while she's there.
>He doesn't know about the battle of sudden flame
They are full of fricking shit anon
Cinemaphile getting tricked by marketing
>tricked
Black person, it's obvious that the series will introduce several red herrings to hide who Sauron is:
>the shipwreck survivor
>the blondie
>the meteor man
And it won't be any of those three, I wager. If Amazon is even a bit ballsy, they'll have Sauron take the form of a woman.
>it's obvious that the series will introduce several red herrings to hide who Sauron is
You are correct
Also people seem to forget that, after his initial resurgence, Sauron will wage a war which will end in his crushing defeat once the Numenoreans get involved.
there's no fricking way that Sauron won't be portrayed by a white male in this show
no chance
Well, he has to, since Annatar is an Elf. My guess? Sauron won't be in the first season at all.
But anon, elves can be any color now, did you miss the black one they always push in their trailers?
It's a Half- Elf.
No such thing. This is Amazon fan fiction.
>Dior Eluchíl, son of Beren and Lúthien and grandson of Melian the Maia
>Eärendil, son of Tuor and Idril
>Elwing, daughter of Dior and Nimloth, Queen of Doriath
>Eluréd and Elurín, the sons of Dior and Nimloth
>Elrond, son of Eärendil and Lord of Rivendell
>Elros, the son of Eärendil, brother of Elrond, and first King of Númenor
>Arwen Undómiel, or Arwen Evenstar, daughter of Elrond and Celebrían, and Queen of the Reunited Kingdom
>Elladan and Elrohir, the twin sons of Elrond and Celebrían
>Galador, son of Imrazôr and Mithrellas
>Gilmith, daughter of Imrazôr and Mithrellas
All of these were white men, you are going to tell me that elf woman saw the closest thing to a Uruk Hai and thought "damm I'm really horny"
Which of these are dark skinned?
Incels don't know who any of those characters are
If you want to go even farther, every single prince of Dol Amroth was half-elven. That's 24 guys in total.
And all of these were white, not a single case of elf into bestiality with half trols
Do you know what 'half' means?
And do you know what "half-elven" meant in Tolkien's writings? Look up
Even Arwen was half-elven. Can you point which parent was human?
And you're just a moron, using exactly D&D logic.
Non of these are half elves. If you read Tolkien's work you would understand this.
And if you did, you'd understand that half-elves didn't choose their race, only their fate after dying. Even Arwen was half-elven, even though the mother was an Elf and her father, Elrond, also chose the fate of an Elf.
doesn't matter
Pathetic bait, chud. You will never read Tolkien.
>chud
You just admitted you are a troony and have therefore not read Tolkien. You are not a fan of anything beside your own delusions. You merely pretend to be a fan so you can infiltrate and destroy the things you hate. Now 41% yourself b***h.
it's not fricking DnD you lying frick
these characters are either elven or human
please redeem the shitting street sir
No, chud.
Good work! We must work together like a fellowship! Remember that from the movies? It's just like the new TV show! Haha, remember to tell your friends to subscribe to Amazon Prime!
>elfs practice bestiality according to amazon
Anon was right about rhetoricians
>they're made from stone
>they're another tribe
>he's a half-elf
Voilà, Black folks everywhere *chef's kiss*
Hopefully Galadriel is sauron and thats why shes so ugly
So he's Morgoth?
Morgoth has been defeated and imprisoned in a cosmic prison, so nope.
it may be a flashback.
but i think he is celebrimbor dealing with sauron
why does everything in this god-forsaken show look fake as shit?
Everything's being handled by diversity hires with zero skills or experience
This picture bothers me for some reason
You have been successfully demoralized
Grotesque
>demoralized
Why are incels so obsessed with this word?
Are you a bot?
People tend to use words that mean things or situations when talking with others
They're all so fricking ugly.
Literally the only thing wrong with this from a lore perspective is that Gandalf is in it.
I actually hope the show will be good because:
>I'm fricking sick and tired of shit fantasy series.
>I'm honestly wondering how would Cinemaphile react - surprised enthusiasm; or a stubborn trolling/shit flinging campaign.
The Meteor Man isn't Gandalf. He's one of the "is THIS Sauron" red herrings.
>i've been raped 973 times in the exact same way but surely this time it will be different
>The Meteor Man isn't Gandalf. He's one of the "is THIS Sauron" red herrings.
Yes, we will be led to believe that he is Sauron but he will turn out to be Gandalf.
>wears grey
>hangs with Hobbits
>looks like a nice guy
Gandalf arrived together with the other Wizards in the Third Age. Remember - it's in their contract they can't contradict events from the books.
>I have altered the contract, pray I do not alter it any further.
>it's in their contract they can't contradict events from the books.
They already deleted Isildur's brother
No, they've confirmed he simply won't be appearing in Season 1.
>Remember - it's in their contract they can't contradict events from the books.
So what? Gandalf arrives. He leaves. He re-arrives in the third age. Takes even a middling rhetorician ten seconds to come up with a plausible spin on why that's acceptable within the contract.
And? Gandalf is just one of his names
>it's in their contract they can't contradict events from the books.
Didn't the trailer show the two trees burning when in the book they were stabbed by Melkor so Ungoliant could drink their light?
They're already teasing what's likely the unearthing of the Balrog Durin's Bane from the Third Age. They're introducing the Hobbits' "Wandering Days" from the third age. This show isn't going to just compress one age, it's going to compress as much as they can so people will go "I recognize that thing!"
does that make you mad, chuddie?
Not really. I'm going to watch it anyway, but it's transparent what they're doing, and pretty easy to predict.
They don't even know how middle earth feels like so they just throw shit at the wall and call it done.
Make it stuff as it goes along. Let me guess, the only good thing is the flashback scene in the first season and it goes downhill as the season goes by.
From a lore perspective black hobbits and numenorians are not possible
>Numenor has colonies in Harad for almost a thousand years.
>Practice serfdom, and later on slavery.
Yep, I'm sure they're using native Numenoreans for cheap labour.
>LotR is not "Nordic"
>Tolkien despises racism
AHAHA Chuds btfo AGAIN!
>reading comprehension: 1
>homosexual anon: 0
They're not using them to breed royal bloodlines.
I agree. And I agree that Tar Miriel being black is their one actual misstep.
And the dwarf, and the hobbits...
Nah, those are clearly delineated as being from different tribes. Dwarves were made from literal stone, so I don't expect them to follow the logic for skin colour of humans.
Why are people so gung-ho about him being Gandalf? There's Maya all over Arda, both good, evil, and indifferent to mortals.
>Dwarves were made from literal stone, so I don't expect them to follow the logic for skin colour of humans.
Can we expect blue and purple dwarves now?
I hope so.
Tolkien Dwarves are not made from stone, this is a shill talking point they keep repeating
>I'm sure they're using native Numenoreans for cheap labour.
And being a Queen is cheap labor now in Numenor, and every slave wears the same clothes as citizen and they will bring the equivalent as half of his own population as slaves, and all of these are going to be sub-saharan
There's barely any blacks in the background of the trailers, and aside from Tar Miriel they all seem to be servants.
>of the trailers
Because they are hiding these now after the first trailers, go and see the pics of the show to see how half of Numenor is black and they are not servants at all
Got one!
Okay lets just call them Black folk then
Political marriage between Tar-Palantir and high ranking woman from Harad to ensure peace leads to mixed Tar-Miriel. EZ.
As if numenor needed any of that shit
Idiot
blech. all of them are busted, even the whites
oi where's the dark elf? did they not make one for him? is amazon racist?
I'll never watch one minute of this trash. I'm sure a lot of you NL's will.
lord of the mutts
Celebrimbor looks like he is about to take a shit
Reminder that Celebrimbor is canonically younger than Galadriel. This guy has aged like shit.
She's also older than Gil-galad, yet he looks older than her, too.
Even the whites are out of place. It feels like they bought all the costumes on a thrift store. What are they spending all the budget on?
Money laundering
>nigs
>poos
>mystery meat
Definitely Tolkien. Perfect
Another one!
pharazon is the only one who fits the role and doesn't look like a broadway actor, jesus christ everyone is is ugly
No Im not.
Why would I give this Black person infested show my viewership?
What is it about Hollywood nailing the "fan-made" aesthetic? They just can't replicate the authentic aesthetic of works past.
>What is it about Hollywood nailing the "fan-made" aesthetic?
Maybe because that's all the people in charge of these things know about. The previous artists are retiring. Same thing has been happening with videogames. It's like many artists simply don't know how to create assets that don't look like they're from WoW or Fortnite.
Goodness, that's soulless.
Tarantino was right. Digital ruins the immersion and movie magic.
Her black boyfriend broke up with her.
Either that or her lesbian lover.
All threads about this show are filled with incels posting the same dumb claims and questions over and over. Let's get them out of the way so we can have a real discussion about the show:
>Why are the Hobbits black in this?
The Hobbits in this show are Harfoots, described by Tolkien as "different breed" who "were of brown skin"
>If there were black Hobbits in the second age, what happened to them before the third age in which the movies are set? Were they all genocided in a race war?
The show is not a prequel to the Jackson films. In the books, Harfoots are still around (for example Samwise Gamgee, who is constantly referred to as having dark skin)
>Why is Galadriel depicted as a young, immature girl? Galadriel was never like this!
Actually Tolkien described Galadriel as "proud, strong, and self-willed", as well as ""rebellious" in her youth
>Why is Galadriel depicted as a figher? She doesn't fight!
Actually, Tolkien wrote of her "Amazonian disposition", having "the eye of a commander" and of fighting at the sack of Alqualonde as well as other battles.
>Why is there an interracial relationship in the show when there are none in the books?
Tolkien's stories often focus on interracial relationships: Beren and Luthien, Tuor and Idril, Arwen and Aragorn. It was clearly one of his favourite topics, so it is not surprising that the show would depict this theme as well.
>Why did they fire Tolkien expert Shippey from the show? Is it because he complained about them not adhering to the lore?
No, actually it is because he broke his NDA by discussing the show with a german magazine
>Actually Tolkien described Galadriel as "proud, strong, and self-willed", as well as ""rebellious" in her youth
Is she going to frick Isildur or the black elf first?
Don't care. Still going to carry on shitting up shill threads in order to discourage discussion about this gay show.
by the way
have you considered that
ummm
you're gay??
The book does not once describe Sam as a Black person. He has a darker complexion than Frodo because he is a fricking gardener.
They aren't sending their best. Still not watching your Black person show.
You forgot the most important question: why can evil only corrupt, never create?
>t. Amazon employee #2344232
Look at this fricking pilpul. You have nothing better to do than spread lies and distortions about stories that have been around for the better part of a century? Frick off shill.
such an american spin on this. in the part of the uk where im from anyone who worked outdoors (and so had a tan) would be called dark skinned or even black (its still used to describe someone being disgusting - i.e describing something as black or someone as a blacko) in the past. i can confirm to you 100000000% sam was never black or even a pajeet he was dark skinned because he was lower class outdoor worker where as frodo was blue-blooded (used to describe the rich because they stayed indoors and therefore stayed whiter so you can see their veins) in comparison
a lore example of this British quirk is Boromir's line "the very name of Moria is black"
Thinking about those beans.
>pick womanlet to play 6ft tall elf
Shes's not a womanlet, she's average size
She's a genuinely good actress though and you will see that soon
>you will see that soon
I won't because I won't be watching this shit.
WTF is that Bob Saget?
I thought he was dead
Stephen Colbert knows more about Tolkien and catholicism than all of you larping chudcels combined.
How does that make you feel, incels?
>how does that make you feed, incels?
At least I have dignity. Colbert isn't religious, he's the biggest sell out shill of all time next to Jimmy Kimmel.
He is since he re-entered the Catholic Church in 2018.
Then why is he shilling for big pharma and abortions?
Nobody said he's a perfect Catholic.
He's not even a good one. In fact, he's a bad one.
You will never ever be a catholic though, chuddie
Of course it does not describe him as a N***** because Tolkien was not a racist and would not use slurs in his works.
Post a passage in the book that even comes close to describing Sam as black
I'm pretty sure they call his hands brown at one point. But like the other guy said I thought that was just because he works outside a lot.
I don't want to be Catholic, I'm Orthodox.
>communist homosexual entered church
Lol. If he did he would burn to ashes on its steps
Colbert fricks kids with John Podesta
Stephen Colbert literally fricks kids so I really couldn't care less.
> Servant of the International israelite
> Catholic
Yeah yeah ...
Thoughts on Sauron?
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
Some of you guys are alright. Don't come to Eregion tomorrow.
Dear Sauron, I wrote you but still ain't summoned
I left my raven, my beacon, and my home palantír at the bottom
I sent two black riders back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at Mordor or somethin'
balrog destroys the village
Not as pretty as Cate
black dick is too expensive
She's reading the script.
You're not good at your job
>nooooooo you can't use words to describe what Amazon is doing because... You're le incel
Bingo is 5x5 you dumbass. There isn't even a free square.
this here is quite possibly the most russian (or, if you like, indian) post of all time, the ultimate ESL incapable of comprehending basic cultural traits
Is it me or are the ESLs actually degenerating in their grasp of English, the first world, understanding non-shitskin culture, and occasionally passing as not completely irrelevant on this board?
She realized she's too short to be Galadriel.
I am so excited for the Amazon show "The Rings of Power"! I have been a huge fan of the Lord of the Rings books and movies, and I cannot wait to see how this show will bring the world of Middle Earth to life. I am expecting great things from this show, and I cannot wait to see it.
You're missing your ™s.
Cause her show is poop
She saw a George Floyd memorial.
I absolutely loved the new trailer for the upcoming Amazon show "The Rings of Power"! It looks like it's going to be an epic fantasy series that I can't wait to watch. The trailer was full of action and adventure, and it left me wanting more. I'm definitely looking forward to seeing this show when it premieres.
I'm gonna make some morf webms from the Q and A.
blakpipo uglee
Such a great show! Don't forget it's releasing on Amazon Prime on 9/2! Don't miss out and get your Prime Subscription today! www dot amazon dot com
Let's show those heckin chudds what real Tolken fans are like!
I didn't think shills were actually on this board, but these threads have convinced me. This guy actually becomes so fricking mad when you call him out on being a pajeet that he has to be some wagie sitting in a cubicle all day trying to convince people that the show is good by appealing to coomers.
>pajeet
Why are incels so obsessed with this word?
sir sir please sir do not write the bot sir
SIR DO NOT REDEEM THE LOTR BOOKS SIIIIIIIIR DO NOT REDEEEEEEEEM SIIIIIIIIIIIR
>Why is she crying Cinemaphile?
She just realized they type of moron that likes her show
Why do so many males, in a fricking medieval fantasy series, have short hair?
You either cut it all off regularly or grow it long. An elf (or someone impersonating an elf like Sauron) would wear their hair long.
Why? Cutting hair doesn't require a great amount of technology.
Shills or bots
I can fix him
I absolutely loved the new trailer for the Amazon show "The Rings of Power"! It looked absolutely amazing and I can't wait to see the full show. It looks like it's going to be an epic fantasy adventure that I'm definitely going to enjoy. I'm really looking forward to seeing how the story unfolds and what happens to the characters. I'm sure it'll be a great show and I can't wait to watch it!
Me too fellow anonymous user! The ring of power looks absolutely stunning and I love how cute the main actress looks. She is very pretty, and I'm sure every other poster on this sub would agree. Cannot wait for the show!
I truly agree! Rings of Power looks like a fascination TV experience for the modern age! Something that has never been done before! I can't wait to watch this very high quality TV show!
Who else remembered the Palantir AND the Balrog in the trailer?
no because I don't consume corpo vomit like yourself
The other way around, moron. The father was an Elf. Also, stop spamming your sexual fantasies.
sand in her vegana 🙁
>super quiet
>couldn't keep still
>coughing the entire time
>flashes the entire crowd
what's wrong with her?
>what's wrong with her?
She's in ROP
cute!
The interviewer was some disgusting curryBlack person
You would be nervous, too, if you had to sit right next to a fat psycho killer.
>that little twitch when she finishes speaking
is this autism?
It's a te-he. You're not having much contact with women, do you?
Elden Ring made me fall in love with Welsh accents
I've never met a welsh lass but I'd like to think they're all cute and wholesome like morf
>main lead is a literal moron
KEK
look at how absolutely desperate these chuds are.
you lost. now let the real humans discuss the kino trailer.
>15 minute bathroom break for the shills promoting this bastardized Black person fanfic
Morf is not a moron, she has ADHD, that's why she can't stay still in her interviews a lot of times.
What a fricking moron lol
don't bully the morf she's had a hard life
True. It can't be easy being a moron.
that makes her extra cute
why does she like to show her pale chubby tummy so much?
Hopefully covid pox and,she drops dead soon
Pity
They hired a potato to play the character that’s supposed to be as beautiful as starlight.
Why not just hire Black folk if they’re going to cast 5/10’s?
If she was too beautiful she would isolate female viewers who would spend the whole time seething and being jealous of her. It's the reason they cast girls like Kirsten Steward and Jennifer Lawrence instead of dropdead gorgeous knockouts in movies aimed at girls. Yes the media can gaslight and say all they want that Kirsten Stewart and Jennifer Lawrence are the most beautiful girls in the world but everyone knows it's not true. If they cast 10/10 women for these parts, no woman would watch.
These people are fricking insane they’re going out of their way to cast the most ugly and disgusting people they can find, literally going to Australia to get aboriginal. WTF
See also the new House of Dragons chick, supposedly "the most beautiful woman in the realm.
They don't cast complete uglies. They cast girls with enough flaws that women viewers won't feel threatened, but just hot enough that men will still watch and nerd viewers will find them attainable. Women get absolutely livid when they see 10/10s on screen and it causes them to feel bad about themselves. Show runners want women to feel good while watching their shows so they keep tuning in, hence the casting of girls like K-stew, J-Law and Nu-Galadriel the potato.
morf moggs them both
Who the frick is Morf? What is she in? She is petty but note the flat breasts and plain body.
morf is smol but she face mogs them
Literally looks like a more feminine version of Cate Blanchett
Yes she has a pretty face, but her body is not threatening at all to female viewers+gay casting agents and producers like her too. If Morf had big breasts, nice hips and ass, she would get no work in Hollywood and have to do porn instead.
They like Florence Pugh and other fridgebodies with average faces. That is the ideal hollywood heroine these days.
morf has a perfectly breedable body with a healthy body fat %
she is hotter than Pugh but she still has flat breasts and is a borderline fridgebody herself, which is how she gets work in Hollywood in the first place. No female viewer will get jealous of that and they will be content mocking her small breasts so they don't feel too insecure. Also she is attainable looking enough for nerds like you to fall in love with.
meh
morfbros????
Will you crie when Finrod die?
where were u when finrod die
Coomin’
i was sat at home drinking secret fire when palanter ring
'fin is die'
'no'
And you?????????
THEN WHO WAS PALANTIR?
Do you think Elrond accepts that his brother's descendants are now Black folk?
He may let a few comments slip after dinner at family reunions, when he's had one too many glasses of miruvor.
can't stop thinking about human wiener
Nigs in the woodpile
Nice photo
test
Another shill thread, I'm not watching your shit show amazon now frick off.
what are welsh lasses like? Are they cute like morfydd?
Because of the inevitable
Very thanks sir this white woman is beautiful and I will redeem her show day one
I suggest everyone else on here to do same to see more of she
blacks have invaded middle earth
The first few episodes will be borderline kino with nothing too polarizing. That is to groom the viewer in to accepting the degenerate wokeness and sex scenes that will be in the late episodes. Their hope is to hook enough normies in with the early episodes that they will be able to get away with whatever woke agenda shit they want in the future. Game of Thrones did the exact same thing.
>Why is she crying Cinemaphile?
i would have thought it was obvious.
Black folk
>tfw mid
Problem with Morf is that she just looks like a woman. There is nothing otherworldly about her.
This was true for the Hobbit's dwarf cast too, and it's true for the elf cast of this show.
Morf is not human. She is welsh
We're all ignoring the true LOTR waifu, bros
Nothing in this garbage show will even top a deleted scene from the trilogy.
>the man who tamed the shieldmaiden oh Rohan
>tempted by the ring but never fell to it
>was actually fighting against orcs/Saurons armies instead of waiting for the big battle
Absolute chad
Too many white people.