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oh man that's good
in Hungarian, "shit" is pronounced how "saar" would be in English, so this is perfect
Sir-ron?
>It's the second episode
>Saaron beginning to show his trust villainy
>Galadriel STILL believes in the power of good and believes that she can bring redemption to Sauron
>But when she tries, he turns to her at the end, smiles an evil smile and mutters back only one phrase
"Sirs..."
lel
Nah, I'll just wait for the Cinemaphile memes
>Bilbo's quest is now interpreted as picking up Sauron's poop to throw it into Mount Loo while resisting the corrupting influence that slowly turns him into a pajeet
Witnessed!
The shire would be so comfy to shit in. The soft grass, the rolling landscape, the smell of pies in the air. They wouldn't stand a chance against jeetron
Absolutely fricking based. The digits don't lie.
>digits
Haha remember when they debuted the first 2 episodes primetime during an NFL Thursday night game which immediately killed the ratings
no
Who's lower iq, people who watch football or people who watch this?
It's made for high IQ people, literally, they are trying to attract the university educated types. That's why there is all the references to old renaissance paintings, shakespeare and other classic literature. Why they wanted it to feel more like a big budget stage production that was filmed, poorgays don't go to theatres unless some charity takes them to a pantomime.
They did a big promo with Adobe to advertise to all the professionals, put posters outside of train stations for those who commute from middle class satellite towns to big cities for work. Did promos with Samsung and played ROP adverts in their TVs in electronics stores.
Average household income of a ROP viewer was significantly higher than the US average as a result. They specifically aimed for the educated middle class.
Lol nice new tack for your misinformation campaign, bezosbug.
Shame it’s screaming bullshit, everyone with half a brain (thus capable of graduating) I know looked at this shit and fell over laughing.
But you do you, continue your Melkor worship - lie, lie, and lie; it’s what your master approves of.
Almost pity (you), been given a task that’s literally impossible… Almost, but not really, because obviously you’re a bot or you’re and underpaid street shitter.
Either way you’re subhuman, facts.
Lol no one is that type of educated anymore. Professor Highbrow will be digesting the modern agit prop dogshit that is considered high culture, when he's not busy eating the same media slop that the lumpenprole he looks down on enjoys.
>trying to attract the university educated types…
And they tried to attract everyone else, money is money.
Funny part is… they failed on your claim too!
Cope more, liar.
Doubling down, bold strategy.
She took half the plane in the divorce…
I didn't watch any of the first season, so why would I watch the second?
THERE IS TEMPEST CURRY IN ME
I cant wait for the drinker to shit on this, tbh i get more entertainment from the drinker making videos about these terrible shows than the shows themselves, i dont even need to watch this trash anymore, i just enjoy the videos shitting on them more.
>the critical grifter
>youtube reviews
Basically a bunch of chuds telling half-truths.
Are you a real person?
i don't understand why being liberal means you have to chug down the shitslop and then ask for seconds. have some fricking standards, moron
Because they're not "liberals", they're leftists. Leftists are just slaves that are supposed to do whatever they are told, and if they get out of line, will be immediately demonized as an enemy.
Just more commie totalitarian trash.
>it's bad because some youtube grifter said so
Sure anon
No, it's bad because:
>the casting sucks
>the production quality sucks
>the writing sucks
>the "fight" scenes suck
And all those facts were clearly demonstrated via youtubers showing scenes from that steaming piece of shit and talking about the episodes.
>everything has to be about left-right politics
Nah...
This. It's objectively terrible AND contrary to everything about the shit it's supposedly basing itself on, as well as disrespectful to the writer's wishes and intentions. It's bullshit wrapping ALL criticism of it up in all these layers of nonarguments like the racism shit so they can be dismissed.
If you made this series without anything about Tolkien attached to it, it would still be shit, so adding that to it doesn't make it not shit.
It's bad because it shits on the original source
The characters are unlikable
The story is boring
The writing is Young Adult books tier
liberals love things that >stick it to the chuds, no matter how bad. My brother watched the poo knight and said I was racist for refusing to watch an indian ruin an Arthurian story
Have of those posts don't even come from actual leftists but just deranged shiyposters who have soul and try and fill the void with yous
reviews
Youtube is one of the only places left where you can find people giving their honest opinion about a film or show. Everything else is compromised by studio and corporate interests trying to sell shitty products to the customer, including Cinemaphile.
Youtube is a place where right-wingers cry about movies, cartoons and videogames that hurt their feelings.
and it looks like you're the tail end of this human centipede
I don't watch their videos.
>Youtubers:
>This movie is bad because of this, this and this. The story falls here apart. The character make here no sense and the pace is bad
>people on Cinemaphile and twitter
>the movie is good. You just like it because....
I go with the YouTube reviewers. At least those try to make sense. Even if I don't always agree with them.
buy an ad
>critical drinker
he's so predictable
woke movie = bad
chud movie = good
The same critical drinker who gushed over the gay romance episode of TLOU?
>implying I need to watch it to know the story
Some anons/ytubers will take one for the team and give the précis.
But I’ll probably spend more hours posting about how shit it is than the runtime of the season is, so it will provide many hours of entertainment thanks.
I cant wait to see what happens to the Harfoots
shant be watching rings of POOwer benchod
Good morning sir. I didn't watch season 1 and still shitpost about this show. Thank you come again.
This show looked like a steaming pile of shit before it even came out, and from what I have seen from the review vids I watched, it was far worse than one could even imagine. I didn't watch any of the first season, and I won't watch any of the second. I will, however, watch some review vids shitting all over it for being the garbage that it will surely be.
Those motherfrickers are just burning money at this point.
It's not that bad. If it was a mid budget netflix original without LotR licenses attached it wouldn't feel so atrocious. The fact it was the most expensive show EVER and has the license is what makes it such a baffling disappointment. It doesn't even look better than the movie trilogy, so you have to wonder where all the money went. The writing blows as they spent zero on the writers, it uses the same shitty writers. You could've spent all that money on good writers and just made an original fricking show that was good.
The best diversity character, which was the Hobbit guy, actually died which was fricking weird too. All the forced diversity shit and they killed the only good black character?
tldr its shit but the fact they spent so much on it is what makes it so shit otherwise its just average fantasy fare
The writing in ROP isn't really that bad. People meme on certain lines but that's really all they can do about the writing. You might disagree with creative decisions but that's mainly a matter of taste.
The writing of RoP is the worst I've seen.
The Harfoots are ridiculously evil and that's clearly unintended since at the en the father gives a speech about how they've always wanted to help each other (they wanted to let him die). The woman who tells the chief to go save NotGandalf was literally asking him to break the wheels of the family who adopted the orphan and let them die.
Galadriel who spent centuries tracking her brother's murderer but forgot she has a husband who isn't actually dead.
Literally just explain Sauron's plan to me. Why was he on a raft. The creation of Mordor in the series had nothing to do with him. How did Celebrimbor trust him?
The racist dwarf king is proven right by Elrond. The elf lies, spies on them, breaks his promise (to keep quiet about mithril), does everything he was forbidden to do by his host, manipulates his 'friends', betrays them, and what he asks of the dwarves will lead to their ruin (Balrog in the mithril mines).
And that's just the tip of the iceberg. The invasion of the southlands on 3 boats that can each hold 150 horses ? The orcs who forget they have bows when the sun comes out?
None of that is an example of bad writing
It's just an example your inability to use your own imagination when every single detail isn't spoonfed to you
>Why didn't Sauron give an villain exposition dump in the finale to explain everything that happened, this is what they usually do in muhcapeshiterinos!
You can't explain Sauron's plan either and you're just coping with the fact that the writers couldn't if you asked them.
Go ahead. Explain it to me since you didn't need an explanation. Try to find any kind of explanation that isn't full of holes.
>Nooooo the villain must have a plan, they can't be an opportunist, and they have to tell me the plan at all times so that I don't have to use my brain to think about anything
Capeshit brain, I bet you clapped when Legolas slid down the Oliphant trunk and Gimli quipped.
I do use my brain to think about it, which is why I can see that it makes no sense.
If he's just an opportunist, then did he just improvise the creation of the Rings of Power? Did he pretend to be wounded so Galadriel would ride with a man on the brink of death (who by no means should be able to survive that) to the one elvish city a week away that happens to have Celebrimbor by chance ? Because if so... then the entire action of the villain in the series relies on an incredibly unlikely and contrived set of coincidences.
Yeah, looks to me like they’re going to “magic” his access from here, old trope of once invited always access.
Visited all the important places, didn’t have time to do shit, and regardless of how the forging of the rings timeline makes no sense…
Annatar (pajeet-sama) is going to summon haddockfax and fast travel back to all these sites and corrupt them, because he didn’t have time the first go around.
So… it’s an incel allegory? Didn’t get to smash morphs’ dry minge so it’s “ree ree reeeee” all the way home?
I mean, this is moronic, amazingly so - but what we learned from the last ‘season’ is, if the writers have the choice between ANYTHING of quality, value, or interest… they’ll take the most moronic path possible.
So it’s basically confirmed that this turd I just shat out is going to be what they’ll do.
Those are trivial.
The harfoots are only evil by weird liberal standards. Poorly outfitted people do those kinds of things and have those values all the time. When the lady makes the comment its just her spitefully saying mean things not a real suggestion which is why she is chided instead of treated like a psychopath. It's just a classic example of someone being obtuse and then turning around. She's like squidward if that's helpful.
Galadriel never forgot her husband she just had no reason to mention him, she thinks he's dead. It's not weird for her to prioritize her brother over her husband since her brother is a fellow super god nazi fullblooded alpha-elf such as herself. I think her husband was a normie cuck elf but I'd have to double check.
Sauron's plan was to just frick off and float away and live his good life building shit. In the old sillymarilly Tolkien talks about how Sauron temporarily became a good goy in the pursuit of a redeemed life after his gay-daddy morgoth got smashed. They're just placing that after d-adar cuts him in half after morgoth gets smashed so its in general keeping with the procedure of historical events. His plan was literally to just find a place to settle down and grind blacksmithing to 1000 because he has autism.
Elrond is just driven by desperation and a shit elf friend, pretty standard stuff. Tragic events, etc.
Invasion was a siteseeing op it was basically the queen's honor guard, like 300 if that's helpful.
Orcs are too sensitive to sunlight to aim up in the air to arc their shots over a distance during the day. Repeatedly mentioned and used plot point. Literally the motivation for the creation of Mordor.
Watch more film and less youtube.
>The harfoots are only evil by Liberal standards
Any moral standards and especially Tolkien's catholic morality would find what they do atrocious. She's being 100% serious which is proven by the fact that they were already trying to leave them behind before she said that. Literal fricking orcs care for each other more than the harfoots.
>It's normal she prioritises her brother
Her husband is of the same turbo-elf breed. Your point is moronic.
>Sauron's plan was to become a good boy like in the silmarillion and just become a smith
And the reason he doesn't do that in the series makes no sense from anyone's perspective.
>Elrond is driven by desperation
And the racist dwarf king is still 100% correct.
>It was just the queen's honour guard
The problem is how they fit those 300 dudes and their fricking horses in these tiny ass boats
>Orcs are too sensitive to sunlight to aim
This literally only happens in this scene, and in fact they remember to shoot their bows once the elf and others are safe. The scene is stupid because they CAN shoot their bows, they just forget.
>Watch more film and less YouTube
Stop using words like "normie cuck" to make it seem like you're not an amazon shill.
>And the reason he doesn't do that in the series makes no sense from anyone's perspective.
He doesn't do it because he fell in love with Galadriel you moron.
Your list of replies is just juvenile nuh-uh slop. You're obviously some triggered lib and need to kys. Imagine being filtered over prehistoric hobbits being meanies lmao.
Did an algorithm write this one for you, Bezosbug?
For me it was the southlanders:
>villages filled with orc infested tunnels
>leave village for watchtower because tunnels make village hard to defend
>everyoneforgetstopackfood.jpg
>Blacklas 360 noscopes their watchtower to kill some orcs
>forced to flee back to the village
>"This is where we make our final stand! We have the tactical advantage!"
>orcs forget they had tunnels
This entire script feels like a game of telephone of sorts where every writer wrote a page and the next writer continued. Without reading the previous pages.
It feels like they had an AI write the script and didn't bother to do a proper check for inconsistencies because they trusted their special proprietary screenwriting AI and no human involved in the production cared that much anyway.
THE SEA IS ALWAYS RIGHT!
That reminds of how they did the SAME shit with Isildur.
>be isildur
>biggest dream is to see the world
>be cadet in the navy
>daddy is bigshot officer
>everything points to a fast-track to captain for me
>get myself and my best friends kicked out of the navy because I'm a relatable teenager that don't follow no footsteps
>navy sets sail across the world
>volunteer for the navy again as a horse poop janny
I didn't watch the show but saw a hilarious scene where humans are mad that elves took their jeerrbs. Also call them "knife ears", a fricking meme slur from internet
>It's not that bad.
>writing in ROP isn't really that bad.
It's worse.
>a squad sized element of Elven MEN can't kill a snow troll but one tiny female elf can...despite the fact men are FAR superior to EVERYTHING physical
>Galadriel is now some kind of action hero badass despite being 5 feet nothing and 100 pounds of clusterfrick
>Galadriel decides to just jump out of a boat in an ocean...no food, no water, frick it, just jump out.
>Galadriel gets hit with a volcanic flow of hot lava and doesn't even have a single hair on her body burned as a result
>muh singing Black dwarf b***h
This is probably THE dumbest piece of shit writing that has ever disgraced a TV screen. Absolute trash, and the people responsible should be charged with gross negligence for wasting investment capital.
>can...despite the fact men are FAR superior to EVERYTHING physical
Not elves, Tolkien said that elven women and men were comparable physically.
>Galadriel is now some kind of action hero badass despite being 5 feet nothing and 100 pounds of clusterfrick
They are playing around with her character but Tolkien was the one who first said she was particularly strong and athletic
>Galadriel decides to just jump out of a boat in an ocean...no food, no water, frick it, just jump out.
Emotion governs her logic and that was consistent throughout the season. Guts from Berserk is the same, intact lots of characters and people irl are. How do you think hot blooded murder and suicides ever happen?
>Galadriel gets hit with a volcanic flow of hot lava and doesn't even have a single hair on her body burned as a result
Clearly was a cloud of ash and dust, close your eyes and hold your breath and it's perfectly survivable irl too.
Honestly couldn't ever imagine reeeeing like an incel this much
>trying to defend and justify stupid, shit-tier writing
Good luck with that.
>incel
I'm a father, dumbass.
You can be a father and still be an incel. It's a mindset. Also the kid could have been your wife's son.
>Doesn't know what father means.
Not surprised. I bet you think a man can get pregnant too, don't you pumpkin.
>I'm a father, dumbass
Good luck convincing anybody when everything you focus on has big mad at seeing a woman outside of the house energy
>seething
Galadriel is magically infused with super nazi elf god blood unlike her lesser peers which is why she can do that and they can't. One elf lived for 30 years hanging off a cliff so yes she can swim 200 miles or whatever.
People get near fire and explosions without losing hair all the time in media its rule of cool you dumb nerd.
Objectively untrue, its actually more source-accurate than the PJ LOTR trilogy.
>more source accurate
Massive amounts of KEK.
Cope all you want but its true PJ took many creative liberties even without touching the Hobbit movies
ROP more fills in blanks in source material than it does change established canon
>Objectively untrue, its actually more source-accurate than the PJ LOTR trilogy.
Which of Tolkien's tales does it even adapt? Basically nothing in this show is present in any of his writing.
Its mainly background material from the silmarillion and private letters. That's where some of the characters and themes are plucked from. That's also the foundational basis for some of the show's cores questions like, are orcs really intrinsically bad?
Halbrand and Arondir are pretty likeable. Durin is likeable.
ROP is easily better than Witcher.
>ROP is easily better than Witcher.
I'm sure, the Witcher seems so shit that you can have a bit of fun deriding it, from the final product to the BTS bullshit. ROP seems far too bland to even be that, outside of the webm of the fat black dwarf woman silently wailing in an abyss.
Unironically, they are adapting the sentence Galadriel says to Frodo in FOTR about how she knows Sauron and he 'gropes' ever to see her.
They are just coming up with a how and why.
I'm glad they're doubling down. It just makes it even funnier how much of a trainwreck this entire series is
I don't understand. They fired the OG actor and hired some street shitter as his replacement? Why?
You know why
the first one was a moronicly shit representation of sauron anyway
I agree that's weird, usually they try to keep the same actor whatever the costs because they're terrified of "broken continuity"
>so what do our reviews look like?
>people hate everything except the cgi and the guy who played sauron
>great, lets replace him with a poo
I think they might be using both as sauron in different forms but it is still stupid
Not fired, they are just having multiple actors play Sauron because.... Idk
See, the brown Sauron is the GOOD Sauron, before he became evil Sauron, which of course is a white guy
>hey, Tolkien virulently hated and detested and despised allegory, and did everything he could to make the stories not be allegorical, right?
>what if we did that, except it was nothing but one allegory on top of another?
To be fair, Sauron is capable of changing his appearance.
>Why?
~~**~~
If I had to guess it's a desperate attempt to appeal to the 1 Billion+ Indian audience
>He will play the original form version of the character which is meant to be “angelic” and “ethereal” per sources.
Hahahahahahaha
SAR, DO NOT THROW RING INTO CRACKS OF DOOM
NOOOO
DO NOT REDEEM THE RING.
READ THE FIREY LETTERS TO ME
Fricking kek. Gotta thank Amazon for the bants. This shit will probably never get old. At least for two more years.
MAAAAM I WILL DO IT I WILL DO ITTTTT LEAVE THE RING MAAM LEAVE THE RIIINNNG DONT TOUCH IT MAAAAM AAHHHHLLLLIIIIYMAKABOOOLAAAAAAAH
>okey sir so u... put ring in fire?
>yes, yes... is ok u can touch
>now just read off the uhhh... confirmation runes that appear... should be like red color... slowly fade into existence...
>sir kindly just read the runes for me
>no... no... sir please do not put it on
>SIR... DO NOT RING
>BLOODY b***h DO NOT RING!!!
>you'll watch it just to talk about it.
Nope, talking about it is more than enough to not waste any time watching it, I can just enjoy talking shit about it in ignorance instead. Lol because frick this shit, spits on everything the man wanted.
Reminder that Tolkien initially planned on LOTR and that whole universe being open to submissions and additions of all kinds from many artistic mediums, using his work as a base, and as soon as he started talking to hippie fans, he hard 180'd and did everything he could to lock it all down so nobody could touch it.
Think about that.
CHUDS will watch it and give Amazon audience
5 seasons in the making!
>give Amazon audience
Yay, you got like 2 dozen gays to pirate and hatewatch it, surely those billions are justified now
>give Amazon audience
That's not how this whole internet thing works, anon.
>Reminder that Tolkien initially planned on LOTR and that whole universe being open to submissions and additions of all kinds from many artistic mediums, using his work as a base, and as soon as he started talking to hippie fans, he hard 180'd and did everything he could to lock it all down so nobody could touch it.
That would be better than what we have now, with large corporations like Amazon holding the reins making the worst decisions you could possibly imagine.
Christopher failed at the very end of his life, gave into the pressure.
>the brown eye of saaron
>mt doom full of flaming hot vindaloo
>he crafts magical toilets which give anyone the amazing ability to not shit in the street
>but they don't know he kept the most powerful toilet a secret
>no normal curry can clog it
>only those who drink the flaming vindaloo of mt doom can poo hard enough to clog saarons loo
You mean just like how I didn’t watch a second of the first season?
most brits look like this, so it makes sense to have a british story feature them.
>tfw you'd rather be an Amerimutt than a Britjeet
>literal scammer is played by an Indian
Unironically LMAO
>looless
>wreathed in shame
>it never sleeps
>always... squatting
>Sauraon builds giant tower
>big pile of shit on top instead of a burning eye
>I watch for shes
little bratty hobbit has such expressive eyes
NO MAAM DO NOT REDEEM RING PLEASE
YOU ARE DESTROYING ME
YOU ARE DESTROY ME
NOOOOOOOOOO
DO NOT REDEEEEM THE RING INTO THE FIRE
WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT
WHY
ARE YOU A PROSTITUTE?
>elves are black now
>hobbits are black now
>dwarves are black now
I like how instead of using the unexplored areas of middle-Earth to create unique realms for other races that could then be logically brought into a coherent story to get the brown people they want, they just said "nah" and race mixed the races we are already familiar with instead.
Must be tough being a black person knowing that you are little more than a product of white people.
It really just feels like they got a hard on for subverting Tolkien and wokefying it, not even really caring if it was any good or not, and threw money at the family until they got what they wanted
Which is really just the most Morgothesque thingm when you think about it
>feels like they got a hard on for subverting Tolkien
Pretty much. They just can't stand the fact white people have their own stories and characters that aren't filled with non-whites.
In some way they have no other option but to go full moron, they can't actually do anything like the Fall of Numenor because they only have the rights to the appendices. They assumed slapping LOTR on it would make it viable
No I'll do exactly what I did with season 1: watch webms and YouTube clips you guys post on here and laugh. Sorry Bezos but you aren't going to trick people into watching your billion dollar disaster.
there is a shitpost in me
SIR-ron
I'll watch it because season 1 was really good. Don't want a brown Sauron tho bro Halbrand is based.
This show wouldn't have been anywhere near as controversial if it wasn't called Lord of the Rings. It doesn't even have anything to do with any of the 'source' material
Mordor superpoower by the Fourth Age.
>it's a sauron uses the palantíri to scam the elderly into buying amazon gift cards episode
It can work if they want to lean into the easterlings angle like arabs and brown people are both bad and act alike because they are le bad but I doubt they have the balls to do that
>Admit it, you'll watch it just to talk about it.
I didn't. Didn't even look up YouTube clips. That wasn't some principled 'i must NEVER give this show attention' thing, it simply seemed too damn boring to give any attention. At least Witcher had the beautiful Indian girl with nice brown boobies for me to look up.
as someone who read the books its definitely not closer to the source material lol.
i don't get it, wasn't the gay that hanged around the ugly galadriel the sauron?
The pajeet is sauron in flashback scenes since sauron is a shapeshifter who also turns into dogs and bats and shit
thanks anon, makes more sense
I bet it will get barely half of viewers.
ill shitpost but wont watch it
We can get pregnant now in 2023 but still can't have an opinion on abortion smdh
>season 1: nigs
>season 2: poos
Who's it gonna be next time?
can't handle an emoji hey chud, it's just not for you, now watch as I literally shit a child out of my butthole in front of a group of people to shut you up once and for all
imagine how destroyed that butthole must be.
no man will want him after that
That poor kid. "Hey there, comes bob the buttbirth!"
His childhood will be filled with PTSD inducing nicknames and bullying.
Try to convince that kid that anal sex won't get you pregnant
Of course they're going to double down. I vaguely followed along with the first season on Cinemaphile threads because it was mildly amusing, but I don't think I'll do so this time around. It's just sad at this stage.
>Admit it, you'll watch it just to talk about it.
no i wont i watched one of them for the cute elf girl
>White woman turns him down
>immediately turns into a jeet
Tragic
Nah, it’s his annatar “lord of gifts” form.
Pajeet selling a poison pill and calling it ‘best offer evar!’?
Are they secretly based, or is it pure accident they’ve stumbled on this true life simile..?
IF U WANNA GO TO MORDOR AND GO DOWN
ARE U CRAZY?!
Saaars do not redeeming the ring!!!!!!!!
nah, didnt watch the first one either, a bunch of clips were all i needed to hate it.
Hey hey hey.
Hey.
Also needed a eli5 breakdown of the plot.
To realise it was absolutely moronic moron shit that thought “le pretty visuals” of a ps3 cutscene would redeem its billion dollars.
So I'd this gonna be a thing now? Change Sauron actor every season cause shapeshifting powers?
I have never once in my entire life watched something just to talk about it. You say this about every piece of slop that comes out and I haven't seen any of them, no one has. That's why they all fail. Go away.
>Admit it, you'll watch it
i did not watch the first season, so how would Shartron make me watch second?
I have not met a single human being who has seen the ring of power. I am pretty sure no one has ever watched it.
>a Paki is the avatar of all evil
Don't know what Amazon are insinuating...
What will he REDEEM first?
>le Sauron is a shapeshifter
I haven't even watched season 1 yet. I've torrented it though
I wouldn't bother, nothing interesting happens for about 5 episodes and then it's just increasingly moronic. The only redeeming feature is Eariens big tiddies
yeah, I wanna know just how bad it is, but I just don't think I have the time for it.
I can barely watch the possibly good/fun stuff I want to watch.
the frick, they recast Halbrand? he was one of the only good parts of the show, what the hell.
Halbrand is still in it, this show is such a fricking mess, as if they didn't have too many plot threads going nowhere in the first season now we have 2 fricking Saurons running around
that is extremely fricking strange. so now if they do some sorta "he split into two" situation, Halbrand is gonna be the good half and the 'jeet is gonna be the evil half? lol
Wasn’t he a white man in season 1?
Please to be returning my one ring sirs
>WHEN IVE COMPLETED MY CONQUEST ALL OF MIDDLE EARTH WILL BE DESIGNATED
An unwinnable game
whats the meta
spawn on their country's border and leave or spawn in an area with miserable lighting conditions like a tunnel so you literally cannot see the sidewalk. lol
spawn in a loo
kek wtf. this woke stuff is so absurd its like parody nowadays. literally nobody thinks this will be good
>literally nobody thinks this will be good
The "Tolkien scholars" are salivating at the mere thought of for more of this shit
The writing, which at first was as clear as red flame, has all but disappeared - a secret now that only poo can tell.
I will be perpetually mad that Amazon Prime bought a tiny amount of LOTR rights for 1 fricking billion dollars to make this moronic shit adaptation of actually nothing, because they barely have any rights to LOTR, they only wanted to force a super diverse show into a conservative high fantasy setting, meanwhile, they cancelled the Expanse, which was an organically diverse scifi and probably ran on 1/10th the budget and already had 6 out of its 9 books adapted (i.e. they had the rights to all of the fricking source material, not just to some fricking appendices of a prequel to the main story).
tl;dr I hate streamers and especially their fricking moronic studio heads
>Amazon Prime bought a tiny amount of LOTR rights for 1 fricking billion dollars
Absolutely none of this is accurate btw but please do continue with your schizo blog
I didn't watch season 1 and I wont watch this either. I will make fun of the webms and screenshots that get posted here though
SIR THIS IS THE PHOTOS OF SHOOTINGS TAKEN FROM THE MUMBAI DIRECTLY SIR
What if Sauron was a gril?
He was for Morgoth
i dont like her, her smug aura mocks me, she is evil
>Mommy Sauron tempting you
Oooouuuuhhh
Season 2 plot's leaked:
>Sauron is underwater and asks Galadriel to save him
>gm middle earth
>please redeem my corrupting influence
They were once poo
>They were once poo; great streets of poo. Then Saaron the Redeemer gave to them nine Loos of Sirs. Blinded by their need, they redeemed them without question, one by one falling into darkness... now, they are slaves to his flush.
bloody banchod basterd please redeem the ring to mordor
LAWDY LAWD DEM RANGZ
>casting pajeet to play The Great Deceiver
pretty ballsy, not gonna lie.
Still not gonna watch that antifan fiction though.
Will this lord of the rings showed in microsoft presentation sir?
>one billion dollars to make something that has never been watched by anyone and is only talked about by a handful of people laughing at a meme of the season 1 trailer
bravo bezos
Its actually good though
jeff pls
Filtered by your own cynicism you deserve your fate lowman
>"superfan"
>muh gurrrl galadriuuuhl
>later admits she hasn't seen any of the episodes
You need to get help if you care enough about literally who ad campaign reps that you remember them or talk about them
Are you schizo by chance? I remember because it was funny how hypocritical it was and it relates to a book I like, woooow
Also the irony of telling others to get help on Cinemaphile
Thats even more sad than if you were just a triggered incel
Shills are buttmad but we'll never let them forget their superfans event.
I gave rop a fair chance, watched it with an open mind. Five episodes in I am completely fricking bored. It's mostly just elves talking.
Yes. That's what real lord of the rings is. PJ just made action movies. LOTR isn't an action series.
and ROP isnt LOTR
I read the books
this shit aint it
homosexualshillkun
I've read all lotr books at least twice, and no, it's very far from elves talking. Most dialogue in fact involves not a single elf. A big portion of the extended hobbit movies are people talking and I actually liked those because the dialogue was good and it was inundated with the universe. In rop there is always an elf on screen and they are always just talking, usually about frick all. Dialogue that doesn't advance anything and a big part of what makes it all being elves a problem is they don't act like they are all a thousand years old. One in particular acts like a teenager, and the whole elf king durin thing feels like a kids movie and not a couple of long lasting civilizations interacting with each other. If it was true lotr was all about talking(it's not), it would be fine if it was the beautiful and efficient prose of tolkein, which is captured even in the fricking hobbit movies. Instead it's a bunch of dumb boring pointless nonsensical drivel
Well I was using LOTR as shorthand. Its from the Silmarillion which is like 99% about Elves and elf politics, and is written in more of a textbook format than a story prose format. This is the kind of source material they are adapting.
they are not adapting shit, they're making up whatever frick they want and its mostly about "pretty" visuals, boring undergrad dialogues, grilll powah, and shitskins
There are like ten or fifteen wars in the silmarillion alone, which I've also read along with unfinished tales. It would be easy for someone with a soul to make an entertaining series out of the contents of the silmarillion, which has plenty on the dunedain and maiar and not just boring elves acting like teenagers and petty cartoon characters.
The Tolkien corporation did not give Amazon the right to use anything from Silmarillion. Let’s stick to the realm of facts homosexual.
>Dialogue that doesn't advance anything
Because it's mostly character driven dialogue, which either informs or progresses characters and their relationships.
I swear plotgays get filtered if characters are standing still for longer than a minute
Character driven dialogue is great when characters are good. It's empty and boring when characters are bad. Like take the king in exile for example, character is completely inconsistent with his wise rogue act. He steals some crest as if that's gonna land him status on a tiny island where everyone talks to each other, it's completely fourth wall breaking to see a character who is supposed to be a wise rogue king thing do something so dumb for plot reasons. Now I'm supposed to care about the fake dialogue between him and the fake teenage galadriel
SIRS DO NOT LET FINGOLFIN GET TO ANGBAND
won't even watch 90 seconds and i have prime
one loo to rule over all sirs
Well, his head shape does look like it fits into that dumb helmet.
You see, Sauron only turned evil because the bloody b***h Englisher Elves were colonizing Mordor.
Frick, every time I see this guy's face I start laughing. He looks so dumb.
you have to say, there's no way a faithful adaption of tolkien could be created in the current year anyway, so i'm all for making the show as terrible as possible for us to laugh at. can you say you haven't been genuinely entertained? it's such a spectacular trainwreck. the memes write themselves. godspeed to all those who are sitting through this trash to bring us the gold.
DO NOT REDEEM THE RING!
I will never watch media featuring a man of Indian ancestry
I thought villains can still be white
poor PoCs shouldn't be portrayed as evil
Why did the writers threw away the opportunity of an homoerotic story between annatar/sauron with celebrimbor/ar parazhon, shit literally writes itself and all female fans had tons of fanfics with them, making ar pharazon an old fat man and now sauron a fricking poo feels like they're just shitting on fujos
>Why did the writers threw away the opportunity of an homoerotic story between annatar/sauron with celebrimbor/ar parazhon
There was an article out earlier this year explaining this, in regards of Vernon Sanders' approach (he's head of TV at Amazon Prime)
>Another complaint is that Sanders relies heavily on feedback from focus groups, which tend to favor broad and less inclusive programming. Several Amazon insiders say the reliance on testing and data led to a clash late last summer, when an Amazon executive said in a marketing meeting for the series A League of Their Own that data showed audiences found queer stories off-putting and suggested downplaying those themes in materials promoting the show
>writers threw away the opportunity of an homoerotic story
Because homosexuals are cancer and should be culled from society?
Oh frick if they inject pozzed gayhottry into the Lore it’s over
Yikes.
Halbrand being sauron was literally the reason I kept watching.
Will pirate and meme with Cinemaphile though.
That being said I don't get their annatar recast thing with this pajeet. Storywise I mean. Last season ended with the rings being forged and the elves immediately knowing about the rings and sauron. Like how the frick is he supposed to forge more rings when the jig is up?
Like "ahaha see this guy doesn't look like sauron/halbrand. So HIS rings are totally fine. It's just a random coincidence that his idea is the same that the bad guy had."
nope, i have way better things to watch and do
threadly reminder that """hatewatching""" is not a thing, it's an excuse used by shills to keep posting about trash that absolutely nobody likes
Hold up, I never watched that slop but wasn't buff Jared Leto Sauron in the end of season 1? I only saw the clips on Cinemaphile. Why is he now a poopoo in S2?
I'll watch it because I enjoyed the first session despite it's many faults, but I will probably enjoy it less
What did you enjoy about it?
DO NOT REDEEM THE RING INTO THE FIRE
JUST GIVE IT TO ME
SAR PLEASE LISTEN
DO NOT REDEEM AT MOUNT DOOM
>Anons had a field day making kino vocaroos with Rangzbop
I can wait to see what kind of punjabi themed vocaroos talented anons will come up with to shit on Season 2
>designated shitting realm
>NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>DO NOT REDEEM!!!!!!!
>DO NOT REDEEM!!!!!!!
Pajeet shills on pooicide watch
YOU BLOODY b***h BASTARD
>being a leftoid means you have to praise every 4/10 modern soulless abomination online to....to le heckin own le chuds!!!
why are they like this
They're paid
I look forward to the second round of pajeet shilling.