> Keith's "nah" is a miniature work of art: the weak headshake makes it dismissive, the gum makes it careless, and the blink makes it emphatic. He's the patron saint of shamelessness and radical self-acceptance. While he hasn't got much going for him, his immunity to pretense commands respect and makes him entirely beautiful.
Yeah, it doesn't have any le wacky moment where the le wacky character with le odd behaviour does le odd thing. Also, it's probably not colourful enough for you either. Mental child.
>The qeustion is "Do you remember the character Big Keith from The Office?" >What are the options? >The options are "Very much so", "To some extent", "Not at all" and "Don't know" >...Don't know >If "Don't know wasn't an option, what would you pick >...Very much so >Do you remember what the question was? >No.
If you had a girlfriend you would have watched every episode at least twice because she wouldn’t let you watch anything else while she stared at her phone and you’d realize there are some pretty funny episodes. I can’t name them offhand but The Office at times is funny.
Yes, the US version is the one that every girl over 16 watches it incessantly and they can name every episode but they stare at their phones whenever it’s on the TV.
>vaxx status? >wow, morbid obese men never ever died prematurely, it must be a case of suddenly
Best thing that ever happened to us was Covid, it rid us of excess fat stupid boomers
It's pure junk food, yes I like it a lot but they're very fattening so I'll have maybe one or two a year. Saying that I'm Northern English not Scottish, and I know of some fat c**ts who eat Scotch eggs and Sausage Rolls every week, almost daily with their bait(work lunch).
think I recall hearing they originated in London and were designed for people going on long journeys and 'Scotch' was like a colloquial term used to refer to any sort of long journey in London/southern England cause Scotland was like a million miles away att
That's interesting and makes sense to a place I've always wondered why it was called so but didn't take the time to look into it.
On the motorway, the A1 there is a place before you enter the North East near Yorkshire called "Scotch Corner" which is a services station for the motorway with a cafe and restrooms, like a trucker stop you'd find in American, and I always thought it odd it was called that yet not in Scotland.
But now you saying that "Scotch" is colloquial for a long journey it makes sense. Well buggger me.
Scotch Eeeeeegg was actually invented in London, in 1851 by a shop call Fortum & Mason's. Contrary to popular belief, it's not a Scotch dish and that's a relief, 'cause a "Scotch Egg" is not a "Scotch" Egg
it's gaelic for 'son of', most common in people of Scots or Irish heritage and so also fairly common in the US, Canada and Aus/NZ and anywhere else people of the British Isles have emigrated to.
did he even do anything outside of The Office other than those cringey annual VH1 Christmas specials they're still playing around the clock even into fricking January?
>he seemed like a nice lad tho so not shitting on him personally or anything
I don't remember him? Was he a background character?
He was the fat guy who got clowned on by them.
probably one of my favourite comedy scenes
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> Keith's "nah" is a miniature work of art: the weak headshake makes it dismissive, the gum makes it careless, and the blink makes it emphatic. He's the patron saint of shamelessness and radical self-acceptance. While he hasn't got much going for him, his immunity to pretense commands respect and makes him entirely beautiful.
I love it when you can see actor-writers trying not to crack up
old Always Sunny has a lot of that
Damn, the American version really is a lot funnier.
filtered
I honestly laughed harder at the guy who said "rip boogie" in this thread and that wasn't even very funny.
Legitimately magnitudes funnier.
Yeah, it doesn't have any le wacky moment where the le wacky character with le odd behaviour does le odd thing. Also, it's probably not colourful enough for you either. Mental child.
It doesn't have anything at all. It's 3 minutes of haha this guy is empty-headed and nothing more. It's flat.
It's your head that flat.
For me it's this one.
>The qeustion is "Do you remember the character Big Keith from The Office?"
>What are the options?
>The options are "Very much so", "To some extent", "Not at all" and "Don't know"
>...Don't know
>If "Don't know wasn't an option, what would you pick
>...Very much so
>Do you remember what the question was?
>No.
He spilled the chilli
he a spilli da chili
rip boogie
he finally dieded?
heaven gained a piece of shit
RIP eczema man
I didnt even know he was sick
>The Office
Cringe normie shit
reddit reply
>noooo look they have jobs and sex how can this be nooooo
If you had a girlfriend you would have watched every episode at least twice because she wouldn’t let you watch anything else while she stared at her phone and you’d realize there are some pretty funny episodes. I can’t name them offhand but The Office at times is funny.
You are talking about the US office, that's the one women love
Yes, the US version is the one that every girl over 16 watches it incessantly and they can name every episode but they stare at their phones whenever it’s on the TV.
God I hate women so much
Only if you're old
They're talking about the UK version which every normalgay hates.
vaxx status?
>vaxx status?
>wow, morbid obese men never ever died prematurely, it must be a case of suddenly
Best thing that ever happened to us was Covid, it rid us of excess fat stupid boomers
FAT
>be fat
>die
many such cases
>die
billions of such cases
>109 billion people have lived and died over the course of 192,000 years.
prove it
I was there, mate.
he wasnt just normal fat
Did he just go out of his way to ensure his clothes fit as terribly as possible, or was his body asymmetrical and disfigured?
Assymetrical ties INFURIATE ME
>be alive
>die
All such cases
I have never watched the office so his death does not effect me because I never knew he was alive.
what are the options again?
>fat character was just normal in the US office
Remember:
>be fat
>get vaxed
>die
>be fat
>not vaxed
>survive
the same was true of catching covid
t. fatso
you will die of fat even if you never took a vaccine in your life lard arse
question for bongs: i've never had a scotch egg, are they any good?
It's pure junk food, yes I like it a lot but they're very fattening so I'll have maybe one or two a year. Saying that I'm Northern English not Scottish, and I know of some fat c**ts who eat Scotch eggs and Sausage Rolls every week, almost daily with their bait(work lunch).
i prefer the mini ones cause they have scrambled egg inside
think I recall hearing they originated in London and were designed for people going on long journeys and 'Scotch' was like a colloquial term used to refer to any sort of long journey in London/southern England cause Scotland was like a million miles away att
That's very uninteresting
That's interesting and makes sense to a place I've always wondered why it was called so but didn't take the time to look into it.
On the motorway, the A1 there is a place before you enter the North East near Yorkshire called "Scotch Corner" which is a services station for the motorway with a cafe and restrooms, like a trucker stop you'd find in American, and I always thought it odd it was called that yet not in Scotland.
But now you saying that "Scotch" is colloquial for a long journey it makes sense. Well buggger me.
ive never had a scotch egg that wasnt dry as frick. horrid little things, they are
The Quorn vegetarian ones are surprisingly good and they don't make you fat as shit
Proper ones are good. Ones you buy from the petrol station at 3am, less so (just don't do it).
>restaurant scotch eggs
I had no idea such a thing existed
Italian gaff near me does fresh ones with spicy salsiccia meat. So fricking good.
wait is that what he was always eating? i always thought it was an orange lol
Are they made with scotch, or are they just made by Scotch people?
Scotch Eeeeeegg was actually invented in London, in 1851 by a shop call Fortum & Mason's. Contrary to popular belief, it's not a Scotch dish and that's a relief, 'cause a "Scotch Egg" is not a "Scotch" Egg
How do you think she would feel if you referred to it as reddit midwit goyslop, do you think she would be impressed by your intellectual prowess?
One of the GOAT blooper scenes. He will be missed.
not your minge
Safe and effective
Boring isn't it? Just stayin in watchin peak practice with yer life..
I thought he was saying pig practice, like it was a reality tv show about a veterinarian
He shoulda lost a bit of weight. That sort of size isn't healthy.
how os that fat frick nick frost still alive?
SAFE
serum state?
Eczema status?
frick off, no one cares about British c**ts
and yet you communicate using our language.
rock solid argument
Vaccinated and boosted?
Is he the one that drops the chili?
He’s the one that can guarantee you at least one orgasm.
The man enjoyed his food n' leisure. Heart disease is the price.
Fat status?
going to go buy a scotch egg to honour his death
Thought that was a Capri-Sun for a minute
no its 2 scoth eggs mate
frick I want a Capri-Sun
Reddit show
was he the fat guy who spill the chili?
This homie named like a computer. Next up: Beloved actor, Charles iPad dies in a tragic flight accident.
>"It’s good- What a wonderful role model I am for people who don’t conform to the usual actor, sort of, stereotype.”
No, you’re not a role model for anyone! You are a fat, pig of a man. I’m sorry, mate.
Cor, he spilled his curry innit
was he 26 years old during the filming?
being fat ages you so much
Vaxx status?
I like how all the headlines refrain from mentioning he's from the UK Office.
most of them are british publications
That's a BBC headline in the OP and, believe it or not, in the UK it's just called 'The Office' and aired four years before its US counterpart.
F
Why are some people from the British Isles called McWhatever and others MacWhatever?
it's gaelic for 'son of', most common in people of Scots or Irish heritage and so also fairly common in the US, Canada and Aus/NZ and anywhere else people of the British Isles have emigrated to.
But why are some of them Mc and others Mac?
did he even do anything outside of The Office other than those cringey annual VH1 Christmas specials they're still playing around the clock even into fricking January?
>he seemed like a nice lad tho so not shitting on him personally or anything
vax status
“not for me, I like it” is one of the GOAT line deliveries
sticky?
Just stayed in had a big wank
Love Tim's delivery of this line "just stayed in and had a biiiiig wank"
Tim and Keith have some great moments
Now that we're discussing the office, I saw 'David Brent: life on the road' recently and thought it was a bit crap.
no Stephen Merchant
Yeah, I kind of wish that movie hadn't happened. The Christmas specials were the perfect end for his character.