Which character's death was more pathetic, Batman or Luke Skywalker?
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Sub 50 iq, Batman didnt die because Flash rewrote history. Also this wasnt the OG Batman, it was just a version of him from the multiverse. Pay attention you literal fricking troglodyte.
This is cope. Your childhood hero is dead and you will never see him again.
>Your childhood hero is dead and you will never see him again.
That's not edgy, it's just plain truth. Keaton will most likely never play Batman in a movie again and the last time you ever see him onscreen is him dying in a child groomer's arms because of injuries sustained by generic Snyderverse CG garbage.
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Snyder killed your childhood again! The absolute madman just can not stop!
Keaton is like 70 years old. He wasn't going to play batman again anyway.
I'm very happy I got to see him one more time for old times' sake 🙂
Wish they'd thrown in Val as well, he is underrated imo
>Wish they'd thrown in Val as well
The CGI for The Flash isn't good enough
God, i wish Star Wars fans were half the cuck you are so they would stop seething non stop.
>Keaton is like 70 years old. He wasn't going to play batman again anyway.
Keaton could have played a Bruce Wayne in a Batman Beyond setting. The 1989 Batman is the main artistic inspiration for Batman TAS and Beyond anyway.
>could have
He still could. I said he wouldn't play young normal batman. He can totally still play Old Batman.
The real issue is they don't want to make Batman Beyond because they don't believe it is well known enough.
I think he-s going to be in Aquaman 2, actually. And maybe they will eventually leak Batwoman, I mean someone has to have a copy of that.
>Flash rewrote history
Lel at this cope. Flash literally said this world was destined to fall to zod. They all died without change or hope. Flash just created a new branch to go to as Keaton literally explained. moron, pay attention
What world? That world that was created by making his Mum live that he undid by putting the can of tomatos back at the end? The point was that his mother has to die for the timeline to not be messed up. Holy shit for brains
It literally was, did YOU even watch it?
>Blogpost of cope
Try again moron, Keaton literally says you create an entirely new branch anytime you change things. No matter how much you complain that world was destined to die and they couldn't change it. Keaton is dead
Yeah, I watched it. That's why I called you a moron. Learn to read
>Brain rotted by capeshit
Embarrassing, you'd struggle with the plot of blues clues at this point
He didn't undoe anything per the rules dumb dumb, he just created something new. Again. He literally said there was no saving that world. He is the one that needed to get back to his own, so taking out the can would give him a path back to how things were for him
Flash looked the same in another universe ergo Batman could look the same in other universes ergo it doesn't HAVE to be the only one. QED
Secondly, the flash doesn't "create" a different world, he travels to a different world. Why the frick would Batman know how time travel works anyway?
On an unrelated note what is with the morons flinging shit at 80s batman? It's not particularly popular anyway, most people probably prefer Dark Knight and Arkham games.
>most people probably prefer Dark Knight and Arkham games.
Well, there are more people born after 1990 than there are people who grew up with 80s Batman, yeah
It is the OG Batman. There's nothing in the film to suggest it wasn't. The Batmans from other universe look different (Clooney/Afflect/ect). For all intent's there is only one Keaton Batman and it's the one that ended up in the merged reality that Barry gets trapped in. He has the exact same history as the one that appeared in the Burton films. It's him.
>There's nothing in the film to suggest it wasn't
Except that he lives in a different mansion and has completely different Batcave
It's the same location homie
nah
It looks the same to me. The Batcave just looks like it's gotten work done
>The Batcave just looks like it's gotten work done
Ah yes, let me just redirect a river to make a waterfall around my cave, of course.
Idiot.
I know it sucks to lose your hero in a such a shitty movie. But it's time to accept it, bro.
>arguing a different point because I lost the argument
Ok, chud.
wasn't the dude you were arguing with, actually. I was in the James Bond thread when I smelled all the cope coming from this thread and came to inspect.
>interjects in conversation he wasnt a part of
have a nice day, homosexual
Couldn't help it, bro. the smell of cope was just too much.
wait I thought Batman fans are the chuds because he's too white
what's going on!? does the latina insert change the equation?
Yeah a billionaire can't redirect a creek or river to make a waterfall.
You have no issue with him installing I-beams with Alfred or making planes in a cave. Frick off moron
>Except that he lives in a different mansion
He doesn't
holy shit
they couldn't even get the same castle
Are you literally moronic? Those mansions look completely different. You're just proving MY point.
It's supposed to be the same mansion, you stupid fricktard. Look at it.
Imagine being this clueless about a capeshit film for 6 year olds. That was a whole different universe. As explained. Dumbass. Everyone in that earth was destined to die to zod. And they did, Barry changes things at the end just created a different one for him to go back to
Batman world got destroyed, died a cuck COPEEEE
>Pay attention
that universe already exsisted, its the reason why Future Flash brought Barry to that past, because he thought he would be able to do it with more help. It barely makes sense that way, if it went how you said it it wouldn't make sense at all.
You western white poeple are insane with this multiverse boring bullshit.
Paying attention to braindead "multiverse" shit shoved into capetrash to sell more toys will rot your brain.
At least this guy went out fighting. Luke had a brain seizure.
Imagine living the rest of your life in the world of George Clooney's Batman
>nipple suits
>hot chicks
>iced to meet u
What is your problem?
I'm not a homosexual
The Keaton scenes show that they absolutely could make a genuinely good Batman movie again. They just choose not to. Apparently because they hate money.
sup jeet
Wasn't his death undone by Barry undoing his multiversal frickery?
That's not how that works fool, did you even watch it? Anytime Barry changes something it just creates a new world. He can't undo shit
Luke. There was only one of him, and he died apparently from ripping such a foul smelling fart that he faded from existence, like a b***h. Which is the ideal send of for Mark Hamil, who is also a worthless b***h.
>implying that this slop is canon to the Burton movies
I'd say Luke by a massive amount. The Keaton Batman fight in the Russian tunnel was easily the best scene in the Flash movie. What did Luke do? Some moronic passive aggressive gandhi non fight projected from lightyears away because he was too much of a pussy to show up himself. If he was going to die anyway he might has well been killed in the fight like Keaton.
Killing him off is pretty fricked up. That character *is* Batman to me. Feels like Batman is dead, man. Shit feels bad.
He was kino. He should have returned at the end at the courthouse. Gunn is a hack. He could have been the new mentor batman in the watchtower doing strategy.
Whatever. The moment the original ending of this movie gets leaked, I'm editing the film and re-inserting the proper footage and never speaking of Gunn's goofy edit again.
At this point I think Warner only makes these movies to troll their fans, who they utterly despise.
>how do we make our seemingly endless portfolio of compounded flops and reboots seem deliberate and intentional while making ourselves look smart and creative?
>M-U-L-T-I-V-E-R-S-E
hollywood, I kneel
That's the comic book industry though
So many morons in this thread. This isn't Keaton from Burtonverse. It's another variant. His Gotham doesn't look like Burton's Gotham at all.
It's been 31 years since we saw him. He cleaned up the city and restored his mansion
>variant
You've been watching too many MCU shows.
You got a better word for it?
It doesn't work the same in DC as it does in Marvel. It isn't a 'variant', it's literally the same character with the exact same history.
We don't see his Gotham, only his house.
Congratulations sir, you're the nerd who cared more about continuity than the other nerds. Nobody consumes capeshit as authentically as you do. Show your father this post so he knows to be proud of you.
how does batman die
He crashes the batwing into a kryptonian vessel the first time, then gets smashed into the ground by the ogretonian from MoS
generic CGI guy from Snyderman beats him to a pulp.
The Kryptonians kill him.
>Namek
NO, NO, NO, NO NO NO
uhm acshwally it's Nam-Ek
he doesn't
it's implied that the world he was from will be terraformed by Zod
so the batman of that dimension will die or has died at some point assuming nothing changed due to the events at the end of the movie
Luke at least died making a difference and he got to return.
Keaton died along with his earth foghting an henchman.
But for me those characters will have a thing in common from now on, because whenever i'll see them i'll think of food. Blue milk and overcooked spaghetti.
I'm not sure about Batman but Luke's death was perfect.
I just realized... I have no idea who Luke died. In fact I didn't even remember that he did in fact die.
modern starwars is hopeless
I literally have no clue why people still pretend TLJ was bad. The casino planet some of the jokes and the fat Asian were obviously awful but it also had some of the best stuff in all of SW in it.
I don't know about anyone else, but my main issue with it is their treatment of Luke's character. It's completely out of character for me.
>had some of the best stuff in all of SW in it.
Like?
>some of the best stuff in all of SW in it.
Like?
Lmao. People at my theater were BOOing when they killed him. And then when the film ended the booed again. People are going to hate this movie.
I left after the main credits ended. Was there a final after-credits scene?
Yeah, Momoa's Aquaman wasn't retconned out of existence
just in time for the sequel, how convinient
Just Barry with aquaman
The most worthless, unfunny after-credits scene of all time. You missed nothing. You would have felt angry for waiting.
This movie also manages to emasculate aquaman in little time, crazy
How does it emasculate him exactly? Having him be a bumbling drunk does not make him less manly, moron.
>kill Keaton twice
>keep George Clooney
I cannot believe this lmao it's like they want to lose fans
>I USED TOO MUCH FORCE PROJECTION POWER THEY MADE UP FOR THIS STUPID MOVIE I AM DONE FOR!!!
The Snyderverse was so toxic it managed to suck '89 Batman into it just to murder him. Amazing. One last gut punch before getting rebooted. Well played, you horrible, hate-filled man. Well played.
>death
But if no one sees a movie, does it really exist? And if it doesn't exist then he didn't die.
>still untainted by snyder frickery