Somehow Brits are unironically some of the worst English speakers on the planet. >play MMO or some other multiplayer vidya >you hear incoherent ramble that sounds like vomiting mixed with clutch pipe sounds >I guess pajeets or brazilian monkeys joined the voice chat >nope, it's a wild pack of Londonians again
>invented
English was never invented. It's a degenerated mix of Germanic, Celtic, Latin and whatever the Bretons used to speak before Germans (Anglos and Saxons, first and foremost) buck-broke them to oblivion.
Even the alphabet itself is so ridiculous, most letters don't sound like the sounds they make in actual speech. This is why spelling contests are even a thing.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I thought it was Norman and we used some weird runic alphabet for it back in the day. On the bright side, at least we're not Polish. What the hell were they thinking when they transcribed a Slavic language into the Latin alphabet? They have to use a shit ton of consonants. They should've stuck with Cyrillic. Latin was a mistake.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Pole here. As fricked up as Polish may seem, the relation between written and spoken language is almost 100%. And the fact that one word can be written in over 9000 different ways due to declination, etc, gives the receiver a shitload of information regarding the context. But I know it's still mid level compared to the Scandinavian languages.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I am interested in this.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Here's a declination of words "writer" and "dog" in both singular and plural. There's probably a version in English that explains the nuances, but it's way funnier if you let your imagination fill the gaps.
You might think it's fricked up and redundant, but when you hear the word "pisarzach", your brain can already make some context - you know there's more than one writer and, in this particular example, someone is talking ABOUT the writers (the question "o kim?" means "about whom"?). Now imagine if English was built this way. Suddenly, you'd be able to understand around 70% of what Ozzy's saying, instead of current 40%.
They're just all moronic in a similar way. Like how Nogs can understand ebonics.
Somehow Brits are unironically some of the worst English speakers on the planet. >play MMO or some other multiplayer vidya >you hear incoherent ramble that sounds like vomiting mixed with clutch pipe sounds >I guess pajeets or brazilian monkeys joined the voice chat >nope, it's a wild pack of Londonians again
hes been dead for years, Sharon bought a double
She's too cheap for a double. She just wears an Ozzy skin suit.
MIIIIISTER FAUCI
Hahahahhaa
This meme is so unfunny holy shit go leave.
Hello, future vaxx death statistic.
careful now vaxxie you don't wanna get that blood pressure up 😉
>tourist projection
typical
>reverse tourism bait
leave, Incellus.
ozzy will live forever
Ozzy, Keith Richards and Mr McMahon will beat the universe's heat death
I'm still waiting for Lemmy to break out from his grave, riding a motorcycle, like in the Killed by Death video.
>[incoherent rambling]
>SHARON!!!!
>[incoherent rambling]
It's called Brummie accent.
>only 1 out of 10 words are understandable
how do you guys do it? do Brits have godlike ears?
They're just all moronic in a similar way. Like how Nogs can understand ebonics.
Somehow Brits are unironically some of the worst English speakers on the planet.
>play MMO or some other multiplayer vidya
>you hear incoherent ramble that sounds like vomiting mixed with clutch pipe sounds
>I guess pajeets or brazilian monkeys joined the voice chat
>nope, it's a wild pack of Londonians again
It kind of makes sense. They invented the language so they're also going to have the most shortcuts for it.
>invented
English was never invented. It's a degenerated mix of Germanic, Celtic, Latin and whatever the Bretons used to speak before Germans (Anglos and Saxons, first and foremost) buck-broke them to oblivion.
Even the alphabet itself is so ridiculous, most letters don't sound like the sounds they make in actual speech. This is why spelling contests are even a thing.
I thought it was Norman and we used some weird runic alphabet for it back in the day. On the bright side, at least we're not Polish. What the hell were they thinking when they transcribed a Slavic language into the Latin alphabet? They have to use a shit ton of consonants. They should've stuck with Cyrillic. Latin was a mistake.
Pole here. As fricked up as Polish may seem, the relation between written and spoken language is almost 100%. And the fact that one word can be written in over 9000 different ways due to declination, etc, gives the receiver a shitload of information regarding the context. But I know it's still mid level compared to the Scandinavian languages.
I am interested in this.
Here's a declination of words "writer" and "dog" in both singular and plural. There's probably a version in English that explains the nuances, but it's way funnier if you let your imagination fill the gaps.
You might think it's fricked up and redundant, but when you hear the word "pisarzach", your brain can already make some context - you know there's more than one writer and, in this particular example, someone is talking ABOUT the writers (the question "o kim?" means "about whom"?). Now imagine if English was built this way. Suddenly, you'd be able to understand around 70% of what Ozzy's saying, instead of current 40%.
this short circuited my burger brain
god I wish I was even half as intelligent as Tolkien, life would be so much easier
You'd just end up depressed from being surrounded by morons everywhere
most aren't as illegible as Ozzy
*unintelligible
>SHARON! Your fookin' dag shat on my couch!
>John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne (born 3 December 1948) is an English singer
>is
phew, we're safe for another day ozzybros.
ozzy rules
This meme is so funny holy shit stay here, /misc/.
>it's real