>Goddamnit he must've been fun to hang around.
Yeah. That was an anniversary gift for his friends or something. The guy seemed like he would have been a great friend.
>no Dale >no Luanne >no Kahn because people would complain that he's a voiced by a white guy
wow great reboot I can't wait
seriously the last few seasons were straight up unwatchable, what the hell are they thinking
1. It'll focus entirely on Bobby Joseph Connie and their friends group
2. Dale is written out possibly he moved because he found out the truth about Nancy or him and Nancy moved because her career
Redcorn accidently kills him to get closer to his son and the entire season is a murder mystery,
he is found out and spends the rest of his life in jail
>doesnt die but is actually abducted by aliens and taken away >but ""they"" cover it up by saying that he died >Joseph doesn't believe that his dad died so he spends his entire life searching for him uncovering all sorts of paranormal shit >there would be a spinoff about Joseph looking for his father >John Red Corn would occasionally show up to help him out in dire situations.
the end would be Nancy risking her life and TV career to broadcast all the secrets Joseph had uncovered but Dale would secretly intercept the broadcast signal with help from the aliens who abducted him, to keep his family safe. you would only see Dale during the last minutes of the show finale confirming that he was alive and was right all along. Also Octavio would be like an uncle to Joseph and he would get more screen time than in KoTH and Dales gun club buddies would also help Joseph out.
Hank, Bobby and the rest of the KoTH cast would show up once, like Avengers style but they would not be the main focus of the show.
The aliens kidnap him and take him to their world to breed their women >Do they have cigarettes on your planet?
Is Dale's parting words as he leaves the Earth forever
Pistol duel against a CIA agent where both fatally shoot each other. The climax to a harrowing adventure where one of Dale's conspiracies turns out to be true.
WAIT. I JUST GOT HOME. DID THEY STILL NOT GIVE THIS MAN A STICKY?!? FRICK JANNIES IN THEIR FRICKING ASS. I AM GOING TO MAKE BARNEYgay LOOK LIKE A MODEL POSTER FOR THIS.
I wish I had his life. The Canadian Mcmansion. The sick screamo band. The luxurious mustache. The extensive 2D feet collection. The steady paycheck. The parents who are super proud of me. 🙂
Dale may be a loved character but the show could definitely go on (not saying it should or i would enjoy it) but the show his about the Hill family so only they matter
He's now in another type of pocket sand, RIP
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Vax status?
Dale would never
Shitlib Johnny Hardwick would.
How do you know he's liberal? Did he ever talk about politics?
He was one of the many vocal neverTrumpers allowed to speak on social media, when pro Trump sentiment was regularly and openly censored.
>neverTrumpers
Nevertrumpers are Republicans/conservatives who dislike Trump so that means he wasn't a "shitlib" like on anon claims
whatever, they cast in their lot with the bad guys at that point it's just semantics
frick off incel
>no Cinemaphile sticky
>no Cinemaphile sticky
no more ghosts
>1958-2023
He was only 59
Re check your math
>59
wheres the dang ole sticky man Cinemaphile is a KOTH board.
MODS
where's the fricking sticky
>mods! mods!!!!!
theyre not your mom homosexual
I hope they have cigarettes in hell.
Then it wouldn't be hell would it?
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>the Bobby candle
kino
🙁
FRICK I didn't know he had a channel, shit I miss him hard now. Goddamnit he must've been fun to hang around.
>Goddamnit he must've been fun to hang around.
Yeah. That was an anniversary gift for his friends or something. The guy seemed like he would have been a great friend.
>you may say...i'm a dreamer
>FRICK YOU
oh my god i miss him infinitely more now
>pocket sand!
King of the Hill - The Movie, is going to have to massively retool it's Dale subplot
no it isn't they can just use ai
so hows the reboot gonna work nowww
>implying right wing adjacent characters will be a thing in nu-hill.
You are an enormous moron or you didn't watch KOTH
They'll make robo-dale from John Deadcorn canon and do it by feeding AI lines through a voice filter
Robot Dale, it is an timeskip after all
I think its just going to focus on Bobby and everyone who is dead just wont be in the show
>no Dale
>no Luanne
>no Kahn because people would complain that he's a voiced by a white guy
wow great reboot I can't wait
seriously the last few seasons were straight up unwatchable, what the hell are they thinking
Mike Judge isn't normally the type to cave into PC culture.
it's wild to me how liberals meme idiocracy when the actual movie isn't shy about framing potheads and mexicans as contributing factors
Huh? It outright shows white redneck right wingers breeding being the number one cause
>unwatchable
No they weren't
Give him throat cancer
ha, nice.
1. It'll focus entirely on Bobby Joseph Connie and their friends group
2. Dale is written out possibly he moved because he found out the truth about Nancy or him and Nancy moved because her career
>It'll focus entirely on Bobby Joseph Connie and their friends group
But Bobby Joseph Connie subplots were the worst ones
Anything with Bobby is top notch entertainment
Fricking F.
for years i have watched koth while going to bed. something about the show lets me drift to sleep while also enjoying listening to it. its weird.
F.
would they do the reboot at this point?
It's possible
Reboot feels rocky at this point, no Dale, no Lucky, shit hurts.
no Luanne either
Yeah and the PC police won't let a white guy voice Khan any more.
recasting Khan wouldn't bother me at all tbh
Did they ever confirm the Khan VA thing though, or were people just assuming it wouldn't happen because of complaints?
I don't remember them ever actually saying they'd get rid of him, same for articles saying Buck Strickland needed to go.
F.
I become more like Dale with each passing day.
Gonna fall asleep to some KOTH 'sodes in his honor. What's the best Dale eppy? When he becomes a wagie? Or the one with Mad Dog voiced by Gary Busey?
Useless jannie Black folk sticky this RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW
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RIP
>boards.Cinemaphile.org/tv/thread/188614488#p188619897
king of the hill kino memorial thread. get in here Arlenanons
>You sacrifice your life to save my boy. Guess that makes us even for you destroying my lawn
JANNIES STICKY THIS SHIT THIS FRICKING INSTANT YOU FRICKING Black folk
If the jannies sticky I'll stop insulting them for a day
DAMNIT BOBBY!! WHY!!?
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL DALE!!?
that dang kid Goku blocking out the sun again, Dale, you got my ladder?
how would you write dale's in universe death?
Either government interference or
Failed experiments.
disappeared one day because the feds kidnapped him
Redcorn accidently kills him to get closer to his son and the entire season is a murder mystery,
he is found out and spends the rest of his life in jail
he freezes himself in a tube after finding out he has lung cancer in hopes they cure it one day and is left in his basement in all his gribble glory.
>doesnt die but is actually abducted by aliens and taken away
>but ""they"" cover it up by saying that he died
>Joseph doesn't believe that his dad died so he spends his entire life searching for him uncovering all sorts of paranormal shit
>there would be a spinoff about Joseph looking for his father
>John Red Corn would occasionally show up to help him out in dire situations.
the end would be Nancy risking her life and TV career to broadcast all the secrets Joseph had uncovered but Dale would secretly intercept the broadcast signal with help from the aliens who abducted him, to keep his family safe. you would only see Dale during the last minutes of the show finale confirming that he was alive and was right all along. Also Octavio would be like an uncle to Joseph and he would get more screen time than in KoTH and Dales gun club buddies would also help Joseph out.
Hank, Bobby and the rest of the KoTH cast would show up once, like Avengers style but they would not be the main focus of the show.
would watch
kino. We can give you a budget of 40 dollars and two Snickers that are half melted from being in a warm car for two days. What do you say?
The aliens kidnap him and take him to their world to breed their women
>Do they have cigarettes on your planet?
Is Dale's parting words as he leaves the Earth forever
Pistol duel against a CIA agent where both fatally shoot each other. The climax to a harrowing adventure where one of Dale's conspiracies turns out to be true.
Literally the story of Milton William Cooper.
Gunned down by Biden’s gestapo
feel sorry for the guy but King of the Hill was never even good anyway and is one of Mike Judge's worse works. Tales From the Tour Bus was funnier.
He's not dead.
He just went home
Has Mike Judge said anything?
KWADB
>cause of death has not been released
WAIT. I JUST GOT HOME. DID THEY STILL NOT GIVE THIS MAN A STICKY?!? FRICK JANNIES IN THEIR FRICKING ASS. I AM GOING TO MAKE BARNEYgay LOOK LIKE A MODEL POSTER FOR THIS.
COMPLETELY
UNFORGIVABLE.
Are you barneygay
I wish I had his life. The Canadian Mcmansion. The sick screamo band. The luxurious mustache. The extensive 2D feet collection. The steady paycheck. The parents who are super proud of me. 🙂
If only I was that guy.
Proofs?
F. This is akin to when the Dallas reboot lost JR midway. No chance
holy shit that's a throwback
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There's no way they can bring the show back now right? I don't want that shit to happen. Ugh
Dale may be a loved character but the show could definitely go on (not saying it should or i would enjoy it) but the show his about the Hill family so only they matter
RIP I hope they bury him in sand that has been in the pockets of all of his fans
“You don’t know who I am, but I know where you live”
>"Can I borrow some gas?"
>Put Peggy on the phone
>hola
mods pin this!
It's called a sticky you fricking newbie
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The man is eternal.
Satan confirms.
Keep the fire on low for our guy.
The only way to fill the gap is to have Boomhauer speak more than once per episode. Bill is not that great without Dale.
Wow man dang ol life flies by tell ya what talking bout like big ol whoosh wheredid go s'all gone ya know I'm saying crazy man
Amen
yup.
i will now call myself rusty shackleford in honor of dal-
F and MODS WHERE IS THE STICKY?
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