>changes his name from Richard Harrison to Corey Harrison >changes his name again to Adam Harrison >has plastic surgery to completely change his face >does drugs >dies
>Least hells segregated amongst the various religious denominations and races gyad damn it. Puttin up with right coonery for eternity is too far even for Jehova.
>moralgayging for a false sand Black person christisraelite "god"
Jehova's taking Satan's purple dick in ass all day long and you're stuck in a fictional cage (Cinemaphile) with sons of perditions.
>Yep, that is in fact the original Mona Lisa painting, with Louvre authentification certificate, but you gotta understand i need to make a profit. Best i could do is 500 dollars
>An actual living breathing baby dragon, made completely out of gold? Well I guess it's in good shape... even still breathes magic crystal fire, I can tell you right now that's the sort of thing dragon tamers are looking for. Look, let me call a buddy of mine to come take a look at this, he's an expert in inorganic living fantasy creatures, see if we can work out what this thing's worth.
It was his brother.
He passed on to the big pig pen in the sky
hope chung li is ok
Chun Li is okay, she's as popular as ever. Now, Chum Lee, that guy worries me sometimes.
>changes his name from Richard Harrison to Corey Harrison
>changes his name again to Adam Harrison
>has plastic surgery to completely change his face
>does drugs
>dies
What the frick was his problem?
Did it happen in the chum chum room?
>one son dies of a fent overdose
>other son has multiple drug offenses and DUIs
The whole family just seems like trash.
Well, yeah. The show is clearly edited to try and make Corey seem like less of a dick and he still comes off like a huge dick.
>Las Vegas pawn shop owner and his family are white trash
Wow who could've seen that coming
las vegas isn't known for being a clean and wholesome town
Best I can give you is like 35 years.
Corey Harrison actually died years ago after gorging himself and was replaced with a lookalike for the show's sake
why is he dead
He tangled with Bigger Hoss
There's always a bigger hoss
Tell that the Biggest Hoss, I dare you.
The highest he could do was 39.
and my son dead hog
His wiki says that hog is still kickin you tryna decieve me son?
Another son of Rick's who wasn't involved in the show succumbed to a fatal drug overdose yesterday.
I love wikipedia.
It is indeed among humanity's greatest achievements.
no it isn't. not even close.
I disagree.
>listen i would really like to buy this but i don't know if this needle has heroin or fentanyl so i'm going my buddy who is an expert on ths
Not funny.
Nah, it’s a little funny
They got Venom Hoss. Big Hoss is fine.
>Rick! Rick! I'm in Hell! Adam's here with me and they say Corey's next! It hurts so much, Rick! The flames! The flames!
>Least hells segregated amongst the various religious denominations and races gyad damn it. Puttin up with right coonery for eternity is too far even for Jehova.
Please do not take the Lord's name in vain.
>moralgayging for a false sand Black person christisraelite "god"
Jehova's taking Satan's purple dick in ass all day long and you're stuck in a fictional cage (Cinemaphile) with sons of perditions.
>Yep, that is in fact the original Mona Lisa painting, with Louvre authentification certificate, but you gotta understand i need to make a profit. Best i could do is 500 dollars
>An actual living breathing baby dragon, made completely out of gold? Well I guess it's in good shape... even still breathes magic crystal fire, I can tell you right now that's the sort of thing dragon tamers are looking for. Look, let me call a buddy of mine to come take a look at this, he's an expert in inorganic living fantasy creatures, see if we can work out what this thing's worth.
>and my son, Dead Frick
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Best I can do is 39
This thread is valued at a "my condolences" but the best i can give it is a "bummer"
kudos to the anon who made this joke first
what the f is a "hoss"
Big Hoss ain't so big anymore after being molested.