RIP Harrison Ford

RIP Harrison Ford

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They weren't friends. Ford refused to appear on screen with him in the new trilogy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This was debunked on a reddit AMA

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then Rian is truly a horrible director

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Han Solo died in the Force Awakens which was JJ Abrams

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Both things are true at the same time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          have you ever watched one of his movies?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the dust cloud
            every time

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >haha i dont take things seriously but i still take it seriously!
            >hehe i do children's thing but (un)ironically
            frick this gay so much

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He could have at least taken off the scarf, what a gay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Then Rian is truly a horrible director
          You don't say!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like looper and his mountain goats music videos

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, an official Reddit AMA?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They would never admit to something that could tarnish the love for star wars. But the real reason Luke was not written in Ep7 till the very end was the same reason Han was killed off. It was all under Harrison's terms.

        Mark seems to be oblivious to the fact Harrison can't fricking stand him or Star Wars.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder this reddit Black person is talking complete shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it was a lie, moron. He was lying.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go back and stay there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they don't seem like they resent each other in OP's pic. you don't let a guy you hate get that close to your face.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For real though, what is Harrison's problem? Did he want to be something other than actor and realized it too late?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that being in Star Wars overshadowed the entirety of his career and having to deal with autist neckbeards for 4 decades.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Being in Star Wars gave him a career.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but it is shit when one shitty fricking movie series defines you. Alec Guinness was annoyed that a lot of his younger fans only knew him as Obi Wan despite the extent of his work.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe if Ford could play something besides 'snarky prick who was seen as lovable rogue when he was younger' his career wouldn't be defined by one shitty movie series.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, he was great as whatever archetype he played as in Air Force One, the Fugitive, Patriot Games and Sabrina. 90's Ford was the man.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Reminder Based Guinness said if he could redo it again he would stab George

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wasn't he in stuff before it? like the most known of them?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, he was in American Graffiti for a few scenes and Apocalypse Now where he handed Martin Sheen a folder.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Ford's run from 1977-1983 was quite something. I like to toss in the small turn in Apocalypse Now as an interesting minor role alongside all the iconic stuff, he must have wanted to keep some range in his work history so took a quick day's work.

              1977: Wars
              1979: small role, Apocalypse Now
              1980: Empire
              1981: Raiders
              1982: Blade Runner
              1983: Jedi

              Interesting how this minor role came about in the midst of all that. It IS an important exposition role, however. Ford is embodying the nervous messenger, the junior guy in the room, the one who actually states the mission, although all three guys work together to convey to Willard that this is a hit job on one of their own guys. Harrison does a fine job of conveying this guy as a soft-spoken nerd, in a little over his head.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he has a minor but important role in The Conversation which predates star wars

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I like how the CIA spook in the tie is the only one to point out 'terminate with extreme prejudice' with no stutter, while Ford is basically anxious about revealing the mission

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              he was genuinely good handing that folder though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what a meme no one has ever gotten a careen out of star wars.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >overshadowed the entirety of his career
        he does not have a bad filmography. What would be known for otherwise? Blade Runner or the Fugitive.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Indiana Jones Trilogy. 3 great movies that were incredibly popular

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i saw the fugitive fairly recently. the man is just perfect at being an action star.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I see him more as Indy, but then again I never cared about Star Wars

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All actors are fake. His 'grumpy' persona is as real as Keanu's 'humble' persona. They're millionaires.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure he is grumpy. He got caught picking out cigarette butts from public trays.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Source dipshit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That Anon is getting totally mixed up, it was Hamill that did that.
            https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2333096/Star-Wars-star-Mark-Hamill-searches-public-ashtray-used-cigarette-butts--smokes-luxury-BMW.html

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Badass.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >fishes out cigarette butts
              >throws his fast food bag on the ground
              What a Black person lmao

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >After buying a burger and soda he eats in his car, before throwing the fast food trash bag on the road outside his vehicle.
              This entire article reads like a fake copypasta

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My butt, homie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a boomer, he probably got raped by both of his parents and went to Vietnam and watched all of his friends die. Leaving him with permanent depression.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i think there was an interview with him on public radio a while ago that basically said he does carpentry and woodcrafting in his spare time and doesn't really have to work if he doesn't want to. he probably plays up the grumpy persona for talk shows but he comes off like a guy who doesn't have to care about hollyisraelite politics or being fake nice about movies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he's really big into general (civilian) aviation as well

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the FAA took this Black folk license away after he crash landed for the 4th/5th time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He liked adventure pulp. Not sci fi/fa pulp. Sci fi is for nerds. It's why he's happy to keep coming back as Indie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is it. Even though he was in star wars, he didn't enjoy it besides banging carrie fisher. Only one who really liked it was Mark Hammill. It sucks to hear, but truth is truth. He only did TFA with the stipulation that he be killed off. What's super lame is they could have made him a respectable general and successful family man and died in some epic surprise battle with Thrawn instead of going back to be a dead beat, loser who lost his wife and son turned evil.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Only one who really liked it was Mark Hammill.
          Oh come now.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's easy to enjoy things when you're high as the fricking Hubble telescope the whole time

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Kek. Real talk, Peter Cushing wanted to do more and lamented that his character died in the first movie.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Only one who really liked it was Mark Hammill
          that's because mh had literally no career outside of star wars

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he's da jokah baybee

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is it. Even though he was in star wars, he didn't enjoy it besides banging carrie fisher. Only one who really liked it was Mark Hammill. It sucks to hear, but truth is truth. He only did TFA with the stipulation that he be killed off. What's super lame is they could have made him a respectable general and successful family man and died in some epic surprise battle with Thrawn instead of going back to be a dead beat, loser who lost his wife and son turned evil.

        no way, he hammed it up in that last Indiana movie just like he hammed it up in star wars and blade runner. Ford checked the frick out after The Fugitive/Air force one

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >blade runner
          blade runner is not hammed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Sci fi is for nerds
        I wish that were still true.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a neurotic israelite with social anxiety

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He only hates Star Wars because he isn't the main character there

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He plays the main character in Blade Runner and he still hates it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It’s a shitty movie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He hates Star Wars for the same reason as Alec Guinness. The fanbase

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was a leading man right at the end of the time when leading men were direct and somewhat aloof, to protect their personal lives. Think Paul Newman, Lee Marvin, and Burt Reynolds’s, you didn’t have to be some affectionate, high energy, “I love everyone” dweeb like the way they all are now. He just never really changed because by the time the norms changed he was older, so why change? He never gave a frick, didn’t have to and never will, and that’s fine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He was a leading man right at the end of the time when leading men were direct and somewhat aloof, to protect their personal lives.
        He was an actor in kids movies, star wars and Indiana jones. That's it. Everything else he did was forgettable. He was an actor in kids movies

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they weren't considered kids movies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's embittered because he's a talented actor but most of the roles he's well known for are cheesy action/adventure movies. Apparently he gets bombarded with 100s of letters every week asking about Star Wars and Indiana Jones but nothing else

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cry me a fricking river, most people are never famous and have to earn every contact they have.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I smell a seething extra

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      star wars sucks its logical hamil is a weirdo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He phoned it in years ago and played it off as being cool when he's just some whiny israelite

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kind of the opposite. He was a carpenter until he was 30 then did acting.
      I think he just fricking hates nerd culture and obsessive fan shit.

      Seems he'd rather be remembered for Indiana Jones and The Fugitive than Han Solo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He’s a boomer. Of course he hates nerd culture, they ruined society.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he's way older than boomers

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >whines about nerd culture
          >spends time on Cinemaphile

          >what is Harrison's problem?
          He's an alcoholic character actor ~~*who*~~ fancies himself more talented than he actually is.

          >alcoholic character actor
          Way more than just alcohol, friend.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being a roadie for The Doors, making American Graffiti with your friends, staring in two of the biggest blockbusters ever made within 4 years, finally nailing a role he loved with all his heart (Deckard) but forever being known as Han Solo. And having to double down on whatever Alec Guinness felt. Harrison has o many good movies, but he hates working and playing the same role. Regardless of how you feel about the movie, he did Anchorman 2. ANCHORMAN 2. Let the motherfricker be grumpy if he as to resort to werewolf transformation jokes to get away from the horrors of being edgy cool space man forever.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >finally nailing a role he loved with all his heart (Deckard)
        He hated Deckard and hated making Blade Runner. You're an idiot.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Source? The only thing I can remember him hating was the voice over thing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Source? The only thing I can remember him hating was the voice over thing.

          It's his favorite role he ever did. If we're talking performance he was most proud of its Allie in Mosquito Coast. I actually met the fricker and asked him about Deckard so cool your breasts Mr. Nincompoop.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I've met the fricker too, several times, and have spent an extended amount of time in his company. You're still wrong despite what you may claim a professional liar might tell you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what is Harrison's problem?
      He's an alcoholic character actor ~~*who*~~ fancies himself more talented than he actually is.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it better to be a grumpy butthole celebrity who seethes with hatred as people give you millions of dollars, like Ford, or be a nobody who sort of is happy and doesn't do anything notable in life?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Forces his son's girlfriend to abort their baby
      >Sort of happy

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wat happen?!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love em both. Ford for Indie and Blade Runner, Hamil for his Joker work.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    test

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mh
    the frick why is he moaning in a tweet

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Harrison Ford can't act at all he's just handsome and his cavalier attitude just fits certain characters

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh nononononnono did the new Indy finish filming?
    They shot all his scenes first right?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did he land on the taxiway again?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mark Hamill's Twitter is the funniest thing. He's the best example I can think of as a stereotypical boomer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      liberal boomer that isn't in touch with reality. Suffered trump derrangement syndrome.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Examples? I avoid social media like the plague.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wow thanks, JAY JAY!!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he died? good

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Highly recommend Harrison's worst work if you want a good laugh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's not even his worst movie

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen Harrison & Mark hug when the cameras weren't on them. Not sure why some of the LARPing homosexuals here insist Harrison hates Mark. You have nothing to go on and just want to feel special.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      rian stop saying the F word or ill tell disney

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