*Rise of Skywalker fixed*

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    where's qui gon and obi wan and yoda and mace windu and

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fixed

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      lel

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah let Rey sacrifice herself to save Ben and let him be the ACTUAL last skywalker instead of some goof just stealin the name

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Rey stole the Skywalker name, then Leia stole the Organa name.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ??? that was a fully legal adoption moron the frick are you on about

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rey also means KANG en espanol.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leia was adopted by the Organas. Rey was just some girl who knew Luke and Leia briefly.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She gets with her nephew? Well, it runs in the family, I guess

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who are those ugly people in the top panel?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Skywalker, ey? I still own that family.
    >*cut to Rey in slave bikini*

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Golden ending right here..

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*cut to Rey in slave bikini*

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rey isn't a Skywalker.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is now, and all because you homosexuals complained about the previous movie.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that Rey's name wasn't Skywalker was hardly one of The Last Jedi's problems.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're ALL Palpatines. So it doesn't matter.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kylo is the only true and last Skywalker.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that Rey will have a baby with Kylo in the new movie? This is a new plot leak.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Skywalkers we made along the way

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She should have picked the name Rey Solo:
    Solo was Ben’s name, and it would have been a way to honor his sacrifice.
    Han was much more of a father figure to her than Luke (and Leia’s name isn’t even Skywalker.)
    Solo was an adopted moniker for Han when he had no last name of his own, not unlike her.
    It would have been far more fitting and less disrespectful than taking the name of a family that she and her grandfather had exterminated.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      love it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they should have married and that's how she gets her name and thats obvioius

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Star Wars fanboys want all the men in the movies to be gays like Luke and Disneys israelites want all the women to be single lesbians like Rey.

        Heterosexual relationships are prohibited and considered evil.

        Fanboys and Disney have the same woke opinions on this.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick off gaddongay

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    so Skywalker is now a title that gets passed down or rediscovered rather than a family name?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the US a man can declare himself a woman and vice versa. Today someone is in the mood to be a man, tomorrow a woman, then a moose, and then a Skywalker. What's wrong with that?

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ask your doctor is Sithtran is right for you.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying Cinemaphile zoomers will know who that is

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now fix EVERY OTHER SCENE in the movie.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Star Wars gays failed to kill Jar Jar
    What good are you?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This among many other reasons is why Star Wars never should have exceeded the original 3 movies. No clone wars, no shitty books and comics, nothing. Video games? Sure they have more value than just dumping lore. But that's it. Imagine writing such a piss poor character that it creates rage among fans that has no where to go besides targeting the actor with no control on the situation. And now Disney is putting this actor on a pedestal years later just for PR. And this idiot really think his career is going to go somewhere with this. He gonna end up trying to kill himself again.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        True!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        actually clone wars wouldve been a perfect movie, couldve done the whole prequel story and a cool as montage of the battles. the prequels were stretched thin in 3 parts

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy npc twitter post

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >those last two sentences
      Jesus, these people are pathetic.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >average person even being able to recognize that he was Jar Jar
      He might be exaggerating a bit. It's not like he was an Andy Serkis.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He accepted a cameo as a jedi knight though, can't remember which show it was in, they all blend into one.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Star Wars is dead
    >fixed
    >/thread
    anyone who posts below this is a George Lucas fart huffing Kathleen Kennedy brap sniffing Jar Jar Binks juju fish sucking homosexual

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    but where’s Finn reacting to the ghosts?
    >ahhh hell nawww they be ghosts now!
    >yall people to spooky for me
    >ayo they finna smash over there rey where’s my hug

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, I can't even remember what killed Kylo.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The medical droids couldn't explain it. He lost his will to live.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Palpatine's granddaughter killed him. The clash with Palpatine is deadly for the Skywalkers.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rey died so he gave up his life force to revive her. Which I guess was meaningful or tragic or something.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you save star wars?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put Rey in a stomach exposing top for all three movies.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >needlessly kill off the only decent character in your shit trilogy for Rey
    Rey should've died and the bad ending should've been saying he's Ben Solo

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rise of Skywalker was so bad that I basically forgot everything in it. Like Luke and Leis being force ghosts together. I had to look that up.

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